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welcome to eitan's amazing web page!the oi'st place on the internet.

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> welcome to eitan's secret hideout. this is where I hide all the people I kill. no kidding.

jokesWHAT DID THE POLICEMAN SAY TO HIS STOMACHE WHEN IT HURT?

your under a vest

why was 6 afraid of seven?

because seven eight nine!

what moves but never goes to sleep?
a clock!!!
> why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because it was the chicken's day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the queen bee leave the hive?
because there was too much honey to make..

This lonely little button hasn't been clicked in a long time, and it would feel sooooo good, but please DO NOT click more than once!

you can see pictures i've drawn,!