yo mama so fat...
when she step on a scales it says...'please step out of the vehicle'...
when she was swimming in the ocean, the Spanish claimed her as the new land
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
I tried to drive around her but I ran out of gas!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
she has to buy two airline tickets
when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
she got to iron her pants on the driveway
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
she has to use a VCR as a beeper
they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cuz I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
she wakes up in sections!
she jumped up in the air and got stuck
she influences the tides
she stands in two time zones
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
if she had starred in E.T. and rode her bike near the moon, she would've caused an eclipse
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
she's on both sides of the family!
her graduation photo was an aerial view
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
her fave food is seconds.
she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
sets off car alarms when she runs
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was Free Willy's stunt double
she hoola-hooped the super bowl
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles come out
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!
her nickname is "DAMN!"
we're in her right now.
the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
she fell in love and broke it
she's got her own area code
