7:15 am: After 15 minutes of telling Britney they aren't together anymore, rolls back over.
7:30 am: Joey comes bounding in, telling him something about there being no more milk for cereal.
7:45 am: Hits the shower after hitting Joey with a pillow for drinking all the milk for his cereal.
8:15 am: Shower finished.
9:45 am: Comes out of the bathroom. Last hour and a half, spent trying to figure out which way to comb the fuzz today. (RIP: FRO)
9:47 am: Pulls the battery out of his cellphone after yelling "BITCH, I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING! IT'S OVER!"
9:51 am: Lance comes into the room and says, "Justin, Britney called my cell phone for you. Is something wrong with yours?"
9:53 am: Puts the battery back in and calls Mommy Crunkness complaing about the bitch and how Joey drank all his milk.
10:05 am: Wade walks into hotel room with keyboard, music notebook, and gallon of milk.
10:33 am: After having his bowl of appa jacks, and avoiding 8 more calls from Britney, he and Wade begin their creative process.
11:16 am: JC rushes in and tells him that Babyface wants to produce a song with JC for their next album.
11:43 am: Wade must coax him out of the bathroom from crying and he is now crying on the phone with Mommy Crunkness about "why doesn't Babyface want to work with ME?!?!"
12:08 pm: After being consoled by Mommy Crunkness, Justin kicks Wade out and decides to work on his solo project.
12:10 pm: Has no idea where to start on his solo project without Wade or the Swedes.
12:11pm: Calls Wade back.
12:13 pm: Wade returns with his keyboard and music notebook.
1:30 pm: Chris barges in, with a ridiculous story about aliens. Wade laughs, and gets kicked out, with Chris. Justin keeps the keyboard and music notebook.
1:44 pm: After being stumped for ideas, stands in front of mirror to admire himself.
2:02 pm: Vanity session interrupted with phone call from Beyonce.
2:30 pm: Hangs up with Beyonce and calls Lonnie. He just got a hot date, and need security for the night.
2:48 pm: After throwing a temper tantrum because Lonnie already promised to accompany Joey to the club, he calls Dre instead.
3:00 pm: Starts the primping process. Takes a bath, complete with vitamin E in the water, soothes minerals, scented candles, and an exfoliating masque.
4:30 pm: Lance comes in with extra towels, and offers to help Justin "get ready," but gets kicked out.
4:49 pm: Chris comes bouncing back in screaming, "Justin, Britney called my cell phone looking for you. Is your battery dead or something?" Justin kicks him out.
5:15 pm: JC comes in, "Justin, do something about Wade, he's been in my room all day mumbling something about people who are ungrateful. Will you apologize already?" Justin kicks him out, too. JC throws a vase at him.
5:34 pm: Joey stops by with the box of condoms Justin asked him to pick up. He also came to tell Justin that Britney called his cell phone looking for him, and to apologize to Wade already. He gets thrown out, but not before taking BACK the box of condoms.
6:00 pm: After FINALLY deciding what to wear and admiring himself in the mirror, "You FLY!" he meet Dre in the lobby.
6:05 pm: Justin walks off elevator, and cues Dre to play, "Ghetto Superstar." When Dre hits play, it's one of Brianna's Barney tapes. Chris tumbles out from behind a column.
6:06 pm: Chris yells "STEVE! HURRY UP! YOU'RE MISSING IT!" Steve pops out from behind a plant and video tapes a very pissed off Justin.
6:07 pm: Justin breaks Steve's camera, and makes him cry. Wade yells from an undisclosed place, "You probably won't apologize to him, either !!!"
6:10 pm: Justin and Dre head for the security of the limo and drive off to pick up Beyonce.
6:30 pm: Pick up Beyonce, and get mad immediately because she didn't tell him how fly he looks. Gets into the limo and pouts.
6:35 pm: Beyonce tells Justin she has been getting threatening phone calls from a "white girl with a cheap southern accent" all day.
6:36 pm: Tells Beyonce he'll take care of it, if she'll just go ahead and tell him how fly he looks already.
7:03 pm: Arrive at restaurant. Sit down, and order drinks.
7:35 pm: Their dinner arrives, and they discuss their respective solo projects.
8:00 pm: Justin pleads with Beyonce to not leave, after he reminded her constantly that *NSYNC outsold Destiny's Child and his solo project will outsell hers.
8:10 pm: After 10 minutes of Justin's pleading, Beyonce decides to stay, and asks him if he can get Wade to collaborate with her for her album.
8:11 pm: Curses himself because he didn't apologize to Wade, and that would give him reason to work with her instead of him.
9:00 pm: After paying the bill, Justin, Beyonce and Dre head to the club. In the limo, Beyonce receives a call from Britney.
9:02 pm: As promised, Justin "takes care of it" by throwing her cell phone out the window.
9:15 pm: Roll up to the club, and walks in front of Beyonce making it seem that he's "available" to the ladies there.
9:24 pm: After a first dance, they run into Joey and what had to be random ho #57.
9:45 pm: Justin decides that he and Beyonce need a drink to "loosen up".
10:16 pm: After a few more drinks and a bit more dancing, Justin leads Beyonce to a secluded booth in the corner...only to run into Wade. Beyonce brightens up, and Justin immediately grabs Wade by the arm and pulls him away before she asks him about working on her album.
10:23 pm: Beyonce excuses herself to the bathroom, and leaves Justin to contemplate his next move.
10:26 pm: Goes to the dance floor and cuts in on Wade and Alli in another attempt to apologize.
10:27 pm: Alli cuts back in and leaves Justin assed out for a partner to dance with.
10:31 pm: Justin gets a drink and waits for Beyonce, who seems to be MIA. He spots her making her way over to Wade and Alli.
10:32 pm: Goes over to intercept her, but is too late. He goes over to see what the commotion is about.
10:33 pm: Justin finds his date and Wade's date in a screaming match, Wade caught in the middle. Justin rolls up, and says, "Ladies, there's enough of me to go around."
10:34 pm: Beyonce laughs and tells him that Wade agreed to help her go solo.
10:45 pm: Wade, Beyonce, and Alli rush a passed out Justin to a booth. They bring him back to consciousness (it was fun to watch people step on him for those other 11 minutes).
10:47 pm: Still hurt (emotionally and physically from being trampled), Justin demands to go back to the hotel.
11:00 pm: Back in the limo, Wade sits between Alli and Beyonce while Justin sits alone and whines the whole time about him being "too fly for their presence".
11:23 pm: They arrive back to the hotel and Justin retreats to his room to sulk.
11:24 pm: Alli and Wade retreat back to his room, to write some songs.
11:25 pm: Justin's cell phone rings.
11:26 pm: It's Beyonce, telling him she's coming up to his room. With a smirk, he strips down to his boxers, and jumps onto his bed waiting for her.
11:29 pm: There's a knock at the door. Justin beckons her in. "I came here because you owe me for tossing my celly....this'll do." She takes his cell phone and leaves him alone.
11:30 pm: Justin's lip quivers and he snuggles under the covers with his hand mirror. "At least I still have you."