Joke 1:
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
Joke 2:
John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to
spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer
him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in
the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."
John said that he would prefer the floor.
The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a
gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"
"I'm Baby, and who are you?"
"I'm stupid," he said.
Joke 3:
A flashy redneck went for a job interview to be a secretary. When
the manager saw his colourful attire and gold & white-highlighted
hair, his mind is screaming "NOT THIS ......".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain him. So he told him, "If
you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then
maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW,
BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Singh thought for a while and said :
"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the
phone, I say YELLOW ....BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say?
Aiyah, wrong number,lah....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't
call BLACK, ok ?
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