On this page I will actually try to be serious.
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Is this a problem?
I am 16 years old. I have a 1998 Ford Contour GL. It is a weird car,
but it works.

This is about as close to it as you can get.
By most standards, it's not so cool. But it works. I like it.
Automatic transmission, V4, power windows and locks.
That's about it.