Dark Match
Brian Norton and Darkside both Default both are fired!!!
X-Division Battle Royal
Ian Roxx(10/20),Shinji The Japanese Mullet(def), Tara Danger(12/20), Ja Killer(12/20), Aaron Willis(19/20) and King Ghoul(19/20) and The Rage Christopher Paige(def) and Zanyon(14.5) and Vinny Gambino(19/20) and "Mean" Mark Jacobs(debut) (def) were all defeated by Shane Donovan (19/20 2/5 tbs.
(Xwa CEO and President Mavick and General manager Jeff Epstein emerge from a large black limo right in front of the Rogers Center)
(Mavick) Jeff, can you see it? The history this city holds within it. You can see Steamboat and Flair exchanging holds back and forth for control in perhaps one of the greatest rivalries in professional wrestling history. Nick Bockwinkel and Bob Backlund fighting in one of the most technical wrestling matches in history.
(Jeff Epstein) Wow, that's nice (Epstein pulls out a cell phone and starts to talk)
(Mavick) Dory Funk Jr and Gene Kinkski waging wars over the Nwa title.
(Jeff Epstein) Yeah that's great boss.(continues cell phone conversation)
(Mavick) This is the building where Hogan and the Rock collided for the first time ever. It was the Rock's shining moment and probably Hogan's last good match. Tonight Xwa gets it's chance to become apart of Toronto wrestling lore. I chose Toronto because it is a city that can make legends, and tonight I want someone else to make a legend of their own.
(the camera fades to black as Mavick and Jeff Epstein walk into the Rogers center)
(The Voice of the narrator) Who will step into glory, why the others simply fade away?
I Will..............
(The face of Marcus K Yelder is Shown)
(Narrator) Who will choose to walk with the gods while others choose to live only a menial existence?
I will......
(The Face of Brandon S Yelder is shown)
(Narrator) Who will war against all those who dare oppose their will?
I will........
(The face of Synyster is shown)
(Narrator) Who will be Champion?
(The camera shows Masked Genius and Cruncher going nose to nose. The camera then shows an up close shot of the Xwa world heavyweight title.)
(Narrator) and now, the XWA and Sobe proudly present to you Ring of Honor II!!!!!
(Pyros shoots off throughout the arena as Coheed and Cambria's Welcome home plays throughout the Rogers center.)
(Tony Reynolds) Welcome ladies and gentlemen, the day has finally arrived, and we welcome you all to Xwa Ring of Honor II: All Guts, All Glory. Tonight's show promises to be Awe inspiring, don't you think so Professor?
(Jason Summers) Tony, Tony, Tony!! The stars are aligned, the moon is full and the Canadian women are stacked. Tonight we're throwin the biggest party these canucks have ever seen and it will be one hell of a show.
(Tony Reynolds) Professor I can't wait till the main event As Cruncher defends his world title and his honor against old nemesis and World War 3 battle royal winner, The Masked Genius.
(Jason Summers) Yeah that's the steak alright but don't forget about the potatoes Tony. Ultimate X4 is only a few ticks of the clock away and I am picking Marcus K yelder to win it, not to mention the Money in the Bank match will put the youth of this very company in head to head competition for an opportunity to challenge for the world title in the foreseeable future.
(Tony Reynolds) I am thoroughly excited professor tonight is going to be a night to remember! Well folks our first contest of the night was scheduled to be a X-division battle royal but due to time constraints that match occurred earlier in the night off camera.
(Jason Summers) What a match it was to Tony, it really got the crowd going.
(Tony Reynolds) Congratulations to the winner of that match Shane Donovan, who is standing by with Taka Teriyaki, Take it away Taka!
(The camera is shown backstage with Taka Teriyaki, looking like a Funaki reject on crack)
(Taka Teriyaki) This is Taka Teriyaki, XWA's number one.......
(Taka looks to the side of him, the camera pans back to show Shane Donovan and Jasmine Skyy)
(Shane Donovan) No offense Tiki, but it sounded like you were gonna rip off another superstars saying. Now, I know you can come up with something more original than that lame excuse for a saying, can't you?
(Taka nods)
(Shane Donovan) Good, now, try again. And this time put some effort into it.
(Taka starts to speak but Shane stops him)
(Shane Donovan) Wait, your gonna mess it up again. Your thinking about it too hard.
(Shane grabs the mic from Taka and shoves him into a closet, he hands it over to Jasmine , who smiles her seductively evil smile)
(Jasmine Skyy) Hello peoples who worship the ground we walk on, I'm here with XWA's most underrated superstar, Shane Donovan. Shane, why do you think your so underestimated by the other wrestlers?
(Shane Donovan) Frankly Jasmine, I believe they fear what goes on inside this mind. And I'm not talking about my multiple personalities. Cause I have those under control now...
(Shane grabs a small bottle out of it pocket and holds it up to the camera)
(Shane Donovan) Thanks to skitso-no more, the number one leading pill to help with those "inner conflicts of interest"
(He smiles and then stuffs the bottle back into his pocket. The camera shows the closet door opening and Taka grabbing his mic from Jasmine)
(Jasmine Skyy) Hey,that's mine.
(Taka Teriyaki) I am the interviewer, not you. Shane, I think what everyone REALLY wants to know is. Ever since Paul Pain hit you with that chair, you've been kinda.....
(Shane Donovan) Kinda what?
(Taka Teriyaki) Well, loopy.
(Shane Donovan)( laughs) Loopy? No, Goofy is loopy. The Three Stooges are loopy.
(Donovan grabs Teriyaki by his collar and gets right into his face)
(Shane Donovan) I am straight up psychotic, sadistic, maniacal and a whole bunch of other evil terms. Did I give them to myself? No. Did my competitors? Yes. When you look dead into my eyes you see your worst fear become reality. It's like having that dream where your falling and you wake up before you hit the ground,only when your in that ring with me, you don't wake up.
(Shane shoves Taka against the wall as he and Jasmine walk out of view)
(Taka Teriyaki) Jesus.
(Camera cuts to Amy Legacy and Shawn Shamrock)
(Amy Legacy) Shawn Shamrock up next you will face Dejesus Christ Superstar in the opening contest of the night what is your game plan?
(Shawn Shamrock) The Excellent one will be taking on a latino with a god complex and that's all well and good but yours truly is the only god of wrestling this company has. Tonight I will show all of Canada why I'm the original Excellence of Execution!
(Shawn Shamrock walks out of the view of the camera)
(Amy Legacy) Back to you guys.
(camera cuts back up front to Reynolds and Summers)
(Jason Summers) The Skitso is gone!! This should be a great one.
(Tony Reynolds) Oh I agree. Well folks it's time to get our telecast started off on the right foot with that said lets go to Devon shire in the ring.
(Camera cuts to Devon shire in the ring)
(Devon Shire) Goooooooooooood Evening Toronto and Welcome to Ring of Honor!!!!
(Crowd pops)
(Devon Shire) The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall and is a last man standing match!
(Jesus walks by Kanye West begins to play)
(Devon Shire) Making his way to the ring first, standing 6'1' and weighing 245 pounds, from Newark,New Jersey.....DeJesus Christ Superstar!
(DeJesus walks out from behind the curtain to heavy boos from the Rogers centre crowd as "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West blares.He makes his way into the ring looking smugly out to the crowd.)
(Tony Reynolds) This Canadian crowd is showing no love for the Jersey boy.
(Jason Summers) Probably cause he is from Jersey. Ya know I went to Jersey one time and got mugged, I don't even know why.
(Tony Reynolds) Mugged is when you get something stolen from you. What you got is what we like to call a MUGSHOT! And let me tell you,I've seen your mug shot.
(Jason Summer) I know, handsome devil aren't I?
(Tony Reynolds) You looked like James Brown on crack.
(Jason Summers) Considering what your mother looks like I'll take that as a compliment.
(Tony Reynolds) What does that even mean?
(Jason Summers) I don't know, I couldn't come up with a better come back.
(Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath begins to play)
(Devon Shire) and his opponent, from Hayward, California,standing 6'5".....Simply Excellent Shawn Shamrock!
(Shawn appears from behind the curtain, his arms raised in the air and the crowd begins pelting him with a chorus of boos.)
(Jason Summers) Man, look at those rippling pecs Tony. Don't you wish you looked like that?
(Tony Reynolds) Yeah,I'd love to.
(Jason Summers) Ha! There's not a snowballs chance in hell that you could ever look that good.
(Tony Reynolds) It's good to see you've lost those homo erotic fantasies Jason. Ya know, this could almost be considered an West verses East match.
(Jason Summer) Maybe, but I don't think either of these men are from China.
(Tony Reynolds) We're you born stupid or did it take you this long to become like this?
(The bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) and here we go with the first match of Ring of Honor 2006! DeJesus and Shamrock go face to face,talking smack then out of no where DeJesus slaps Shawn right across the face. Shamrock looks unaffected and quickly goes for a right,but DeJesus ducks behind. DeJesus turns Shamrock around, Shamrock locks up with DeJesus though. Shamrock with a wrist lock straining on his opponents arm. Shamrock jerks down every time Superstar tries a reverse. Shamrock whips DeJesus to the ropes. Shamrock with a clothesline but DeJesus ducks hitting the other side, Shamrock lays down thinking DeJesus is gonna go over but he stops and plants an elbow into the small of Shamrock's back. DeJesus gets Shamrock to his feet. He looks like he is going to go for the Holy Trinity ,but Shamrock slides down his back, grabs DeJesus under his chin from behind and nails him with a neck breaker. Shamrock rolls to the outside. DeJesus, is still in the ring holding his neck when Shamrock rolls back in with a chair.
(Jason Summers) Looks like this match is gonna get violent fast.
(Tony Reynolds) Shamrock lifts the chair up but DeJesus connects with a mule kick to the midsection of Shamrock making him drop the chair. DeJesus runs to the ropes, and clotheslines Shamrock and himself over the top. DeJesus and Shamrock stand at the same time, Shamrock lands a right then DeJesus lands a right, the two are exchanging blows. Shamrock finally gets the upper hand, he tries to whip DCS into the steps but Christ reverses it, sending Shawn shoulder first into the steps. DCS reaches in the ring and grabs the chair, Shawn is standing up and leaning against the ring pole, DCS swings but Shamrock moves. DCS turns around and tries hit Shamrock again, but Shamrock barely ducks the chair. DCS is still trying to hit Shamrock with the chair but Shamrock is dodging him. Finally DeJesus throws the chair at Shamrock but misses. Shamrock is on the other side of the ring and is reaching for something, DeJesus is as well. DeJesus pulls out a table he slides it into the ring, Shamrock pulls out a sledgehammer and a Ladder. Now this is what I'm talking about! It's about to get hella violent!!!
(Jason Summer) Really,what gave it away? Hmm, the fact that there was weapons being brought into the ring? Hmm?
(Tony Reynolds) let me guess, it's that time of the month,isn't it? DeJesus is setting up the Table at the far end of the ring,away from Shamrock. Shamrock slides in the ring with the ladder, he picks up the ladder,DeJesus spins around and is clocked between the eyes with the ladder. Shamrock sets up the ladder and starts climbing. DeJesus with a quick burst of energy rushes up the ladder. HOLY TRINITY OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
(The crowd chants "XWA!" as both men are laid out across the canvas)
( Tony Reynolds) The ref begins the count.
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(Jason Summers) Holy Shit! I think DeJesus just knocked himself out too. That was insane. That was like his Holy Trinity move, but reversed.
(Tony Reynolds) I think it's gonna have the same effect though! .........
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Shamrock and DeJesus are finally starting to move. Shamrock rolls to the outside,groggy, he grabs the sledgehammer. DeJesus is up, Shamrock is back in the ring, DeJesus hits Shamrock with a right before Shamrock can swing. Shamrock drops the sledgehammer, DeJesus whips him to the ropes, he goes for the clothesline but Shamrock ducks it and gets behind him and nails DeJesus with the T.J.E! Shamrock goes to a corner still trying to shake off the effects of the crucifix power bomb. The ref gets in a 5 count before DeJesus can get back to his feet. Shamrock goes on the attack with an elbow to the back of the head sending DeJesus into the corner. Shamrock begins stomping away at DeJesus ala Stone Cold. DeJesus goes down in the corner and Shamrock starts gloating as he picks up the chair, he unfolds it, turns around and is leveled with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the chair by DeJesus. Shamrock is arching his back in pain as he rolls out of the ring hitting the floor. DeJesus folds the chair back up and proceeds to climb through the ropes. Shamrock is up and DeJesus blasts Shamrock with the chair. Shamrock is down and bleeding. The ref begins his count.....
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DeJesus taking a page out of Shamrock's book there
(Jason Summers) Oh,he's getting close. Get up Shawn!
(Tony Reynolds) Shamrock is trying to stand but DeJesus smashes the chair across his back. DeJesus slides back into the ring. Shamrock is outside on the floor, the ref is at the 8 count just as he stands up. DeJesus looks at the ref telling him to count faster. Shamrock rolls into the ring and DeJesus begins stomping away at him. Shamrock manages to make it back up to his feet as DeJesus continues to lob punches and kicks at him. Shamrock finally gets the advantage with a thumb to the eye. Shamrock charges forward while Dejesus is distracted and levels Christ with a clothesline. Shamrock grabs a chair and waits for Dejesus to make it to his feet. Dejesus makes it to his feet and Shamrock throws the chair at him and Dejesus catches it ,Shamrock grabs the sledgehammer quickly and smashes the sledgehammer into the chair laying DeJesus out. Shamrock looks at the crimson faced DeJesus, then leaves the ring and starts to head up the entrance ramp. The ref is baffled and realizes that DeJesus is out and he begins to count.....
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DeJesus is starting to move!
(Jason Summer) No Way in hell is he getting up from that!
(Tony Reynolds)
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DeJesus is up but barely!!! He's looking around for Shawn, he turns towards the ref. The ref points towards the entrance ramp. DeJesus climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Dejesus charges up the ramp and tackles Shamrock from behind. Dejesus mounts Shamrock and starts to rain down punches on the excellent one. Shamrock is doing the best he can to protect himself but Dejesus is like a man possessed. Dejesus stands up and pulls Shamrock to his feet and begins walking him up the entrance ramp towards the stage area .Christ gets in a good shot with a knee to the midsection of Shamrock. Dejesus hooks Shamrock up and connects with a snap suplex on that hard steel stage! Dejesus is in control thus far.
(Jason Summers) Yeah he's in control but can he manage to knockout a man who out weighs him by 30 pounds?
(Tony Reynolds) It will be a tough task but I 'm sure Dejesus can rise to the occasion. Dejesus rises to his feet and pulls Shamrock up with him and walks him toward the end of the stage. Dejesus connects with a kick to the midsection and Shamrock bends over in pain. Dejesus hooks Shamrock up and attempts another Holy Trinity but Shamrock slides down the back of Dejesus escaping the hold. Shamrock boots Dejesus in the gut and lifts him up and power bombs him off the stage through the pyrotechic table below!!!!! My God! Shawn Shamrock may have just ended the career of DeJesus Christ Superstar.
(Jason Summer) Apparently Shawn does have mean streak in him.
(Tony Reynolds) The ref starts the count
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(Jason Summers) He could count to 50 this one is over!
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10!!!!! This one is over folks!!!! Shamrock has won this brutal battle!!! Shawn Shamrock picks up the victory in the opening contest of the night.
(Electric funeral by Black Sabbath begins to play)
(Devon Shire) And your winner of the match, Here is Simply Excellent Shawn Shamrock!!!!
(Jason Summers) Well Reynolds, Shamrock made a promise and boy did he deliver!!
(Tony Reynolds) He did indeed, I hope Dejesus Christ is okay, I mean he took a very high drop off that stage. Anyway folks I understand we have Amy Legacy standing by with the hardcore champion, Amy take it away.
(Amy Legacy is shown in the back with Marcus K. Yelder)
(Amy Legacy) Marcus, tonight here at Ring Of Honor II, your first match tonight is Ultimate Unification, Ultimate X 4. Going into such a big match, what are you thinking?
(Marcus K Yelder) Amy, like I said Monday night, High Pressure situations are where I shine the most. Tonight will be no exception. I have been in many Ultimate X matches before, and I know exactly what it takes to win and retain in Ultimate X, but I also know how much of a toll they take on your body. Ultimate X is unlike any other match. In Ultimate X you use muscles in your body you normally wouldn't use in another match and within minutes you start to feel the pain shoot through your body. Ultimate X drains your body of everything you have, every emotion you have, it requires you to strategize, and it requires you to give it your all. And that is exactly what I plan to do.
( Amy Legacy)Now that brings me to my second point. Tonight you are also in Money In The Bank. How are you going to be able to give everything you have in Ultimate X and then go into Money In The Bank.
(Marcus K Yelder) To be Honest Amy, I don't know how I am going to be able to give it my all in Ultimate X and then go into Money In The Bank and give it my all in there too. But I do know that Win or Lose in either match, I am going to give these 68,000 fans (The sell out crowd erupts) the performance of a lifetime. I want these people to remember that at Ring Of Honor II, Marcus K. Yelder went into two big matches, and in both matches he gave it his all and gave the performance of a lifetime.
(Amy Legacy) Well there you ha..
(MKY cuts her off)
(Marcus Yelder)And Amy don't worry, because I will still have enough left in me for you and me later tonight.
(MKY winks at Amy as the crowd laughs)
(Amy Legacy) (Blushing) Well, Marcus, we certainly look forwarded to your performances later tonight.
(The camera cuts to Amy Suicide pacing back and forth nervously when she is suddenly approached)
(Cruncher) Hey Amy, what's wrong?
(Amy Suicide) Hey Cruncher, I've got a big match up next and I'm nervous, I haven't been this nervous in quite a while.
(Cruncher) Look you've been in this business almost as long as I have. You know what you have to do. Go out there and do your job. You can't go into a title match like this and expect K-X to hand you the title because your nervous. Suck it up and focus.
(Amy Suicide) Yeah your right thanks Cruncher. By the way good luck tonight.
(Cruncher) Thank you but I don't believe in luck. Tonight is extremely personal. Everyone assumes that Genius has this one wrapped in the bag, but tonight I will show everyone why I am the Xwa world heavyweight champion!
(Cruncher walks away)
(Amy Suicide) Suck it up Suicide, you can do this.
(Amy Suicide walks away as the camera cuts back to Reynolds and Summers)
(Tony Reynolds) Well Professor it's time for our first title match of the night, as Kryptonite-X will defend his Intercontinental championship against the comeback kid Amy Suicide.
(Jason Summers) Amy better be the comeback kid. Because after K-X gets done with her she better be able to comeback from Paralysis because K-X is going put her ass in a wheel chair. A woman has no business in this industry let alone in the same ring as a hall of famer the likes of K-X.
(Tony Reynolds) I would be offended if I were Amy Suicide professor but Amy doesn't bitch or moan she says all she has to in the ring.
(Jason Summers) Thank you Gloria Steinem.
(Bell rings)
(Devon Shire) The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Xwa Intercontinental championship!!!
(The crowd cheers as California by Phantom Planet begins to play throughout the arena)
(Devon Shire) Introducing first the challenger. From Sacramento,California, here is Amy Suicide!!!!
(Suicide exits the ring with her arm raised in victory as Kryptonite-X yells at Zortis)
(Tony Reynolds) K-X appears to be in a very foul mood.
(Jason Summers) Damn Zortis this is all his fault.
(Tony Reynolds)
(Suicide emerges from behind the curtain to a nice ovation from the crowd)
(Tony Reynolds) Amy Suicide has a tough task ahead of her but Amy is known as a Miracle woman, with wins over some of the biggest names in the business even one win over the owner of the company.
(Jason Summers) Yeah that might be well and true but none of those wins was against K-X. This guy is hot and I predict will be The world champion before the end of the year.
("Stricken" By Disturbed begins to play)
(Devon Shire) and Introducing the Champion, From Lexington, Kentucky weighing in at 275 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Zortis, he is your Xwa Intercontinental champion,here is The Xwa Superman Kryptonite-X!!!!!!
(The crowd joins in a collective chorus of boos as K-X and Zortis makes their way from behind curtain)
(Tony Reynolds) Professor, you say this man is a future world champion in Xwa, I say this man is a cheater and a no good Sob.
(Jason Summers) Damn you are such a hater Reynolds Wrap. You better hope K-x doesn't find out your out here running your mouth about him or you could be taking a quick trip to the hospital like Chris Van Dam did the other day.
(Tony Reynolds) All I'm saying professor is that cheaters never prosper. The Ref for this contest is Michael Eriksson, who I do believe is refing his first match ever. Eriksson shows Suicide the title, Suicide would love to take that home with her tonight. Eriksson holds the title high for the audience to see and hands the title to a ring attendant and calls for the bell.
(bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) And this one is underway! Suicide and K-X emerge from their corners. Suicide is ready to pounce, while K-X circles the ring with a confident grin on his face. Suicide and K-X lock up in the center of the ring. K-X easily gains the advantage and tosses Suicide into the corner turnbuckle. K-X charges at Suicide looking for the splash but Suicide ducks underneath and rolls out of the way. Suicide jumps up and goes for the dropkick but she telegraphs it and K-X slaps it down. K-X doesn't give Suicide enough time to recover and drops an elbow across her chest. K-X pulls Suicide to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Suicide comes back off the ropes and takes the champion down with a flying head scissors takedown! Suicide doesn't waste any time, she bounces off the ropes and charges forward and keeps K-X on the ground with a dropkick to the face! Suicide goes for the cover
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Kickout out at 2 and 1/2 as K-X gets the shoulder up!
(Jason Summers) K-X will be okay he is just a little groggy.
(Tony Reynolds) Sure whatever you say. Suicide pulls the champion to his feet and whips him into the corner. Suicide walks into the corner and kicks the champion in the chest, K-X is in trouble. Suicide jumps up, she goes for a hurracanranna but K-x counters it into a Spine buster! K-x pulls that one out of nowhere! Kryptonite-X goes for the cover.....
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Thre--No Suicide gets the shoulder up!! Suicide refusing to give up! K-X pulls Suicide to her feet and whips her into the ropes and catches her with another spine buster!!!! K-X goes for the pin again
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Suicide kicks out again!! K-X is really pouring on the punishment but he looks more than a little annoyed that Suicide keeps finding ways to stay in this one. I'm sure he thought this match would have been over by now. K-X lifts Suicide to her feet and tosses her through the middle rope to the outside! K-X is keeping the ref distracted and here comes Zortis who sneaks up behind Suicide and kicks her in the ribs! blatant cheating there. There is just no excuse for that.
(Jason Summers) Hey it's only cheating if you get caught.
(Tony Reynolds) Your lack of any moral fiber is starting to annoy me professor. Zortis pulls Suicide to her feet, Suicide breaks free and slaps Zortis across the face!! Suicide dives back into the ring and Zortis chases after her. K-X is still jaw jacking to the ref unaware of what just transpired. Zortis catches Suicide grabbing her by the back of the hair. Zortis turns Suicide around and attempts the clothesline but Suicide ducks out of the way and KX walks into the clothesline!!! Zortis is standing there with a look of horror on his face, Suicide turns Zortis around and connects with a dropkick to the face!!! Zortis drops to the mat like a stone and rolls outside to the floor, Suicide sees her chance, she leaps to the top rope,could she be going for it? Yes, Suicide leaps off the top turnbuckle and connects with the Suicidal Tendency!!!!!!! Can she do it?
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Amy Suicide has pulled off the impossible, She has beaten Kryptonite-X to win the Intercontinental title!!!!!!!
(Jason Summers) No Damn way! Are you kidding me?
(California by Phantom Planet plays throughout the arena as the ref hands Suicide the title, K-X looks on with a look of shock as the crowd goes wild)
(Tony Reynolds) This crowd is on it's feet!!! Like I said professor cheaters never prosper!!!!
(The Camera cuts backstage to show Mavick and a bevy of beauties exiting a limo when he is approached by someone)
(Mavick) (talking to the girls) Now what are your names again?
(Girl 1) I'm Brittany and this Alexis.
(Mavick) Oh okay and now I have a new question which one of you has the I love Mavick Tattoo and where can I find it?
(girls laugh)
(Suddenly Brandon S Yelder walks into the camera shot)
(Brandon S Yelder) Mavick
(Mavick) Brandon, how are you doing? (shakes Brandon's hand) What can I do for you?
(Brandon S Yelder) I just wanted to make sure your not going to change your mind about what we talked about earlier.
(Mavick) Brandon, I'm alot of things but a liar ain't one of em. I meant what I said so put any worries you had out of your mind right now.
(Brandon S Yelder) Alright then we're cool. Now if you excuse me I've got a Montez to abuse.
(Brandon walks away)
(Mavick) Now back to what I was asking earlier which one of you lovely, lovely ladies has that even lovelier tattoo?
(Both of the girls laugh as the camera cuts back to the announce desk)
(Tony Reynolds) Well professor it's time for an old time Xwa tradition.
(Jason Summers) Ultimate-X!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Yes, It's Time for Ultimate-X!!! Lets go to Devon Shire in the ring.
(Bell rings)
(Devon Shire) The following contest is an Ultimate X match!!! (crowd pops) The only way to win is climb the cables above the ring and pull down the X-Division title!!!
(Look to your orb for the warning by Monster Magnet begins to play As Shane Donovan makes his way to the ring)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first, hailing from Oakland,California and weighing in at 287 pounds here is the New Religion Shane Donovan!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) The greatest skitso wrestler of our generation.
(Jason Summers) (laughs) And the biggest guy I think to ever compete in an Ultimate X match.
(Devon Shire) And his opponent from......
(Better Than You" by Metallica begins to play As Kriminul makes his way from behind the curtain to the cheers from the crowd)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from the Maryland State Penitentiary weighing in at a Slim 175 pounds, he is the Xwa Light heavyweight champion, here is KRIMINUL!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Kriminul looks ready to wage war professor.
(Jason Summers) Liquor makes even the smallest of us brave Reynolds.
(Devon Shire) And his opponent from......
(Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde begins to Play as Marcus K Yelder makes his way from behind the curtain)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring hailing from Jamaica, Queens, New York and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the Xwa Hardcore champion of the world, here is "The Element" Marcus K Yelder!!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Marcus K Yelder is looking to make quite an impact here tonight and if he can unify the titles and win the Money in the bank Marcus Yelder will become a bona fide legend.
(Jason Summers) Hey I picked him to win it all Tony, I just hope the guy doesn't make a liar out of me.
(Devon Shire) and their opponent....
(Bring It On" by Kottonmouth Kings begins to play throughout the arena)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring, from the Beersville home for the criminally insane, She is the reigning Xwa X-Division champion of the world, here is Mary Jane Montez!!!
(Tony Reynolds) If you folks are wondering why she isn't wearing the X-division title, it's because it is elevated high above the ring, waiting for the winner to claim it.
(Jason Summers) This match is gonna kick ass!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Here we go the bell has rung.All 4 contestants are in the ring. All 4 simply waiting for one of the others to make the first move.
(Jason Summers) There's too much on the line in this match for there to be any mistakes.
(Tony Reynolds) That is so true and all 4 of these wrestlers know it. Donovan makes the first move attacking Kriminul right off the bat. Donovan tosses Kriminul into the ropes and knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline. Donovan jumps to the outside leaving Mky and Mary Jane alone in the ring. Montez and Yelder lock up in the center of the ring. Mjm gets the early advantage with an arm lock, Mky the bigger of the two immediately reverses it and slaps on the hammerlock. Mjm uses her free arm and starts connecting with furious back elbow's that overwhelms the hardcore champion forcing him into the corner. Montez begins to stomp Mky down in the corner. MJM showing a little cockiness as she is talking trash to the crowd. MKY is still slumped down in the corner, wait, MKY pulls himself up and flips himself on top of the turnbuckle, Mky balances himself on the top turnbuckle. MJM turns around and gets blasted in the face by a perfect dropkick from Marcus Yelder!
(Jason Summers) What athletism by Mky!
(Tony Reynolds) Marcus pulls MJM to her feet and tosses her on his shoulder and connects with the running powerslam! Donovan and Kriminul are on the outside of the ring exchanging punches. Kriminul gets the advantage over the larger Donovan with a low blow. Kriminul goes airborne connecting with a dropkick sending Donovan to floor. Kriminul the most insane of all four in my opinion is standing on the ring apron. Kriminul waits for Donovan to make it to his feet. Donovan stands and Kriminul leaps off the apron looking for a the double axe handle but Donovan catches him in midair and slaps on the bear hug! Donovan the biggest person in this match is using his power to slowly squeeze the life out of the light-heavyweight champion. Donovan turns with Kriminul still in his grasp and charges toward the steel ring post and rams Kriminul back first into it!! Kriminul is just in agony on the outside of the ring.
(Jason Summers) Reynolds Look Mky is starting to climb the turnbuckle, he's going for the title!
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed he is professor. Mky climbs up the steel gerter,Donovan spots him and grabs a chair here at ringside. Donovan chucks the chair toward Mky and hits him in the face dropping the hardcore champion like a stone! Oh My God MKY hit his throat on the rope as he came down and falls to the floor outside of the ring! Donovan is the biggest wrestler to ever compete in an Ultimate X match and he is taking advantage of it. Donovan slides into the ring and starts to make the climb up the turnbuckle himself. MJM is on her feet after recovering from MKY's powerslam. She spots Donovan beginning the climb, she runs to the other side of the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle with Donovan. Donovan and MJM are fighting for dominance and MJM gets the advantage with the low blow! Donovan loses balance and falls crouching the middle top rope!!!
(Jason Summers) Only a woman knows how to make a man hurt like that.
(Tony Reynolds) MJM continues to attack Donovan. Mary Jane is just hammering shots into Donovan,even though Donovan is still stuck on that top rope. MJM grabs the chair that Donovan used on MKY earlier and prepares to use it on Donovan but Shane uses his length and grabs the chair right out of Montez's hands and tosses it to the outside where it is caught by Kriminul. Kriminul leaps with chair in hand on the ring apron, he tosses the chair to Donovan, Kriminul goes airborne and connects with a Van Daminator!!!!!
(Crowd chants Holy Shit)
(Jason Summers) Tony the good news for Donovan is that he is no longer stuck on that top rope with his balls in sling, the bad news is that he just got his faced cracked!!!
(Tony Reynolds) That's not the only bad news, Kriminul appears to be hurt, I think he twisted his ankle as he came down. Donovan is down, Mky is down, and the only one left standing is Mary Jane Montez. MJM begins to climb the turnbuckle,she's up and begins to scale across the cable. MKY makes it to his feet and slides in the ring. Marcus grabs MJM by the tights and pulls her down. Mary Jane lands on her feet and connects with a right hand that stuns an already worn out MKY. MJM follows the right hand with a DDT leveling MKY. MJM is not wasting anytime as she begins to climb up after the title again. MkY however is again back on his feet, what the hell is this guy made of. Marcus grabs MJM by the leg and pulls her back down to the mat. MJM lands on her feet again, she throws out the arm looking for the clothesline but only finds a fist from Mky. Another right from Mky and Another. MKY lifts MJM up and connects with a back breaker! Both are exhausted at this point. Mky makes it to his feet first but Montez is not fair behind him. Montez climbs to her feet as Mky is trying to find his bearings, and swings him around and attacks him with the Hatchet face!!! Mky is stunned but manages to stay on his feet. Mky goes airborne and connects with the Temple Kick!!!
(Jason Summers) Where did he pull that from!!??!
(Tony Reynolds) I have no idea but I do know all 4 wrestlers are down! Mky manages to have perfect timing yet again. Professor I can't believe I'm seeing this, their both starting to move!! Mary Jane and Yelder are on their feet and both begin to climb up the turnbuckles. MJM and MKY are climbing across the cables. The crowd is really getting into it.
(Crowd chants Lets Go MJ, Lets Go Mky)
(Tony Reynolds) The crowd is tore straight down the middle. MJ had the lead but their both about equal now! Both are trying to kick the other off. Mky lands a a good clean shot to the ribs of Mary Jane and she drops to the mat. Mjm lands on her feet and quickly back up against the ropes and charges forward and grabs MKY by the tights and pulls him back down!
(Jason Summers) Whew, this is a tough match.
(Tony reynolds) I tell you, Mky was just an arm's length away from walking out of here with all the gold. Both warriors are down as the crowd continues to cheer them on. The atmosphere here in the Rogers Center is truly something to behold. Wait, Mary Jane is climbing up the turnbuckle, looks like she is going for it. Mky climbs up right behind her after and pulls himself up behind her. The two are fighting it out on the turnbuckle, Mjm shoots a couple of elbows into Mky's sternum trying to knock him off. MKY lands a punch that staggers MJ and sends her backwards up against the steel pole. MKY has the advantage as he jumps on the cable and begins to kick MJ trying to knock her down. MJ is in trouble folks, she is in danger of falling. MJ takes a chance and leaps off the turnbuckle connecting with a spear!!!! OH My god she speared him off the cable!!
(Holy shit chants breakouts)
(Jason Summers) That move hurt her as much as it did him.
(Tony Reynolds) Oh I'm sure of that! What more can these two do to each other before one of them can claim the title? How much can they possibly have left in the tank?
(Jason Summers) Tony all I can say is that these are two extremely well conditioned athletes. It will come down to two things, heart and soul!
(Tony Reynolds) I most certainly agree. Mky and Mjm are both on their feet and are heading up the turnbuckles again. Their both climbing the cables, both are engaged in another kicking war trying to knock the other off. Mk lands a stiff kick that drops Mj! Oh My she landed on referee Marc Andrews!! The ref is out!! Mky continues his climb as the crowd cheers his name in the background. Mky has his arm in it....Yes, Yes, Yes, MKY pulls down the title, he has done it, We have a new undisputed X-divison champion!!!!
(Jason summers) But the damn ref is out! Wait look Tony it's Curse Coltrane
(Tony Reynolds) What the hell is he doing here? No Curse Drop on MKY!!!!!! No don't do ruin this match! Coltrane just smiles as he snatches the title outta the hands of MKY. Coltrane drops the title across the chest of MJ and wakes up Andrews, The ref calls for the bell, it's over, Mary Jane Montez is the champion thanks to Curse Coltrane!!!!
(The crowd boos wildly as Mary Jane Montez is handed all the titles)
(Tony Reynolds) Mky just got screwed hard folks and you can bet your ass he'll be looking for Curse coltrane later tonight!
(Jason Summers) Damn it screw MK I just lost 50 bucks!
(Tony Reynolds) How disappointing for Mky as well as Shane Donovan and Kriminul who never had an opportunity to get back into this thing. But it was a great match and MKY can still pull off one half of the miracle if he can win the Money in the bank.
(Camera cuts backstage)
(Amy Legacy) Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Amy Legacy, and standing right beside me is a man who has the match of a lifetime up next, Synyster!
(Synyster walks into the camera frame)
(Synyster) Hello Legacy.
(Amy Legacy) Synyster you hav---( Synyster stops her mid sentence as he re-adjusts his gloves)
(Synyster) Don't bother Legacy, I'm going to say what I have to say once and only once so listen up. I know what everyone is thinking, can Synyster walk out of Ring of Honor with a victory over a man whose beaten him 9 times in a row? To my detractors I say yeah it would look as if old Syn has bitten off more than he can chew, That I've written a check my ass can't cash, that's I've bitten the apple before checking it for worms, or whatever outdated cliche' you wanna tag this situation with. The reality of the situation is that I tried to out wrestle Terrell, every time I tried to do what I had no business doing and I paid for it. A fight however is a different story, tonight Terrell will meet the side of me he has never seen before, in fact no one has seen it. Tonight the hate will flow and so will the tears of Terrell Yelder. Because when he wakes up tomorrow morning in his nice clean hotel room next to his beautiful model girl friend he will know the pain I have felt over the years. Terrell will know the true sorrow of losing to a man you hate with every fiber in your being. Terrell tonight I close a chapter in my life and to think I get to do it all by closing the door of a Casket on you. (laughs)
(Synyster glares at Amy legacy for but a moment and then walks away.The camera cuts to Devon Shire in the ring)
(bell rings)
(Devon Shire) The following contest of the night is a 3 stages of hell match!!!
(Crowd applauds)
(Suddenly, a familiar riff is heard and the lyrics start to play)
( Personal Jesus" By Marilyn Manson thunders throughout the arena as the crowd stands on their feet)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first weighing in at 289 1/2 pounds, from Jamaica Queens, New York here is The Personal Jesus Brandon S Yelder!!!!
(Brandon S Yelder emerges from behind the curtain to the cheers from the crowd)
(Tony Reynolds) Professor, Bsy looks like he is ready to engage in the urban combat.
(Jason Summers) Well, he is from Queens I'm sure those new york ruffian's are use to that.
(Tony reynolds) Hey, hey I'm one of those New York Ruffian's in fact I'm Brooklyn born and bred!
(Brandon's theme stops and suddenly The Imperial March" by John Williams rings throughout the arena and Shane Montez emerges from behind the curtain)
(Devon Shire) and his opponent from Beersville,Pennsylvania weighing in at 240 pounds he is the Sensational Shooter Shane Montez!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Shane Montez is a legend in this business, and a former Xwa world champion.
(Jason Summers) You gotta think that the winner of this match would be a worthy choice to face the champion.
(Tony Reynolds) Oh without a doubt I totally agree. This match will be pure hell, no escape, no remorse. This rivalry could come to a swift and brutal end here tonight. Professor who you got?
(Jason Summers) Shane Montez who else? it seems if your name is Montez you win, so you can bet your ass that the Shooter will win it.
(bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) Point well taken. This one is underway, the bell has rung and Bsy and Shane fly out of their respective corners and start brawling in the middle of the ring!
(Jason Summers) I thought the first fall was a straight up wrestling match.
(Tony Reynolds) Apparently Brandon and Shane didn't get that memo professor. Brandon and Shane are just beating the hell out of one another. Bsy whips Montez into the ropes, Shane comes back and Brandon hits him with a Spine buster!! The crowd is cheering on the Personal Jesus like never before. BSY pulls Shane to his feet and whips Montez into the ropes. Shane comes back off the ropes, he ducks the clothesline and slips behind BSY, he attempts the German Suplex but Brandon counters it and pulls Shane to the ground with the armbar! BSY pulls Shane to his feet and continues his assault Montez's arm. BSY continues to torque that arm in different and uncomfortable positions. You can hear the displeasure of Shane Montez loud and clear. BSY is still pouring it on. BSY just yanks on that arm, just trying to break it, Montez finally answers with counter of his own and connects with a knee to the midsection of Yelder. Shane whips Yelder in to the ropes, Bsy with the reversal, Shane comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline,Shane comes back off the opposite ropes and Bsy ducks the clothesline.Bsy stops in his tracks, he turns around and grabs Montez by the arm and connects with a Burning Lariat !!!!!!
(Jason Summers) Where the hell did that come from?
(Tony Reynolds) Who knows but it was damn sure effective! Bsy goes for the cover
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Kickout by The Shooter!!! The Burning Lariat innovated by Kenta Kobashi but perfected by Brandon S Yelder. How Shane Montez kicked out of it is a mystery to me. Bsy pulls Montez to his feet but Montez breaks free and slips behind Brandon and rolls him up in the school boy
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Montez kicks out!! Both men are on their feet and fighting it out like two prize fighters. Bsy connects with a couple of right hands that back Shane into a corner. Bsy lands a vicious right but the Shooter shrugs it off and kicks Brandon in the breadbasket. How did the ref not see that?
(Jason Summers) In a match as important as this, You just have to let them go.
(Tony Reynolds) So true, Shane Montez climbs the middle turnbuckle, he jumps off but Bsy catches him with a kick to the midsection, Bsy hooks Shane up and connects with the Midnight explosion!!!!! What a move! Brandon goes for the pin
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3!!!!!!!! Brandon S Yelder has won the first fall of this contest.
(Jason Summers) Holy crap what a brutal exchange!
(Devon Shire) The Winner of the first stage of this match is Brandon S Yelder!
(Crowd cheers)
(Tony Reynolds) When he hits it professor no one kicks out of the Midnight explosion!
(Jason Summers) Are we ready to go here or what?
(Tony Reynolds) I think we will be in a minute I'm not sure how long the rest period between each stage is exactly. Wait look like Brandon doesn't care, he pulls Montez to his feet and clotheslines Montez over the top to the floor. Brandon has come into this match with top conditioning wouldn't you agree professor?
(Jason Summers) Well Brandon is a notorious gym rat but I wouldn't be surprised if he stepped his game up for this one.
(Tony Reynolds) Neither would I, Bsy on the outside with Montez. Bsy pulls Montez to his feet and connects with Devastating array of chops to the chest! Montez's chest looks like a tomato! Bsy grabs Montez by the hair and walks him up the entrance ramp, Bsy hooks Montez up and connects with snap suplex on the steel ramp and both men are down!
(Jason Summers) Bsy seems to be running on hate Tony.
(Tony Reynolds) And Shane Montez seems to be running on fumes in this falls count anywhere stage of this contest. Yelder pulls Montez to his feet and proceeds to drag the shooter up the entrance ramp. Yelder lifts Montez up and power bombs on the stage! Yelder goes for the cover
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It's Curse Coltrane he comes outta nowhere and breaks up the count!!!
(Jason Summers) I think he came out of the crowd!
(Tony reynolds) Curse Coltrane deciding to involve himself in another match tonight! Coltrane is real brave when he can jump someone one from behind!!!
(Jason Summers) hey this match was Brandon's Idea!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Coltrane is just overwhelming an already worn out Bsy. Wait look it's Marcus K. Yelder!! Mky jumps out of the crowd and charges up the entrance ramp and pulls Coltrane to the ground!! Mky is just beating the crap out of Coltrane and here comes the refs to try and break them up. Bsy regains his composure and gets to his feet. He walks toward Shane Montez and goes to pull him to his feet but Montez gets in the low blow!!! Montez springs to his feet and connects with a Shining wizard to the head of the Personal Jesus!!!! Montez is just waiting, seemingly stalking Brandon waiting for him to stand, Bsy staggers to his feet and gets a boot to the stomach for his trouble. Montez hooks Yelder up and drops him headfirst on stage with the Sensational Spike!
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(Devon Shire) Shane Montez has won the street fight stage of the contest.
(Jason Summers) hey, why so hostile towards Montez?
(Tony Reynolds) Oh come on professor he was done, Shane Montez was done and Curse Coltrane cost Bsy the victory.
(Jason Summers) Well I think that is up for debate sir.
(Tony Reynolds) Whatever professor. Montez lifts Yelder to his feet and drags him to the end of entrance ramp and kicks him down. Bsy just rolls toward the ring. Montez walking with a new show of confidence we'll see how confident he is when that cage lowers. Montez pulls Bsy to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Both men and the ref are in the ring and the cage is being lowered for the final stage of this contest. Folks even though this is a three stages of hell match, the rules of this match are the same. Either man can win this stage by pin fall or submission, or by climbing the cage or if their lucky, exiting through the cage door. Who is walking out of Toronto with the victory and bragging rights?
(The cage is lowered as the crowd in the Rogers Center reaches a fever pitch)
(Tony Reynolds) Brandon won the wrestling match, Shane won the falls count anywhere street fight, who will it all? Here we go, Montez pulls Brandon to his feet and whips him into the side of the cage!!! Montez showing no visible signs of mercy! Shane Montez pulls Bsy back up, whips him to the corner and follows him in with a clothesline but Brandon ducks out of the way and sends Shane crashing chest first into the corner! Montez staggers out and Brandon scoops him up and tosses him into the side of the cage face first! Nothing like a little payback professor!
(Jason Summers) Come Shane, oh man this sucks.
(Tony Reynolds) Both men are apparently busted open, Brandon has a nasty cut above his right eye and Shane has ugly laceration across his face. Brandon whips the blood from his eye and pulls Montez to his feet. Brandon hooks Shane and goes for another Midnight explosion but Shane floats out of! Shane lands behind Yelder and spins him around, Montez lifts Brandon up and connects with the Montez Driver!!! Shane Montez goes for the pin
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Thre-No Kick out by Bsy but barely!
(Jason Summers) Close doesn't even describe what just happened.
(Tony Reynolds) I know these guys are putting it all on the line. Yelder is tired you can see it in his eyes, the blood lust is sapping his energy but he still continues keep fighting. Bsy pulls Shane Montez to his feet and whips him the ropes, Brandon bounces off the near side ropes and connects with another Burning Lariat!!! Bsy drops to his knees but I think he can walk out of this cage the winner. Bsy staggers to his feet but catches his bearings. Bsy begins to climb the side of the cage. Shane Montez has regained consciousness and is climbing ever so slowly to his feet. That Laceration on Shane's face is even deeper than it was before. Montez pops up right behind Yelder and pulls him back down before he can climb over the top. Both men are slugging it out high on the ropes. Montez gets the advantage, Yelder almost loses his balance after that shot but somehow manages to stay up. Montez delivers a kick to the midsection of Bsy and Yelder falls and crotches the rope! Montez sees his chance and continues to climb the side of the cage. Shane is now sitting on top of the cage taking a well deserved but in my opinion ill advised break. Here comes Yelder he makes back up and grabs Montez by the leg! Montez is trying to kick Brandon off but Yelder pulls him back down on the ropes with him. The two are exchanging punches once again. Brandon connects with a shot to that bloody cut of Shane Montez's. Montez almost loses his balance but Yelder catches him, Yelder pulls Montez back up and hooks up and connects with the Hot Sizzle!!!! That brutal top rope Russian leg sweep!!!! The crowd in the Rogers Center is on it's feet! Yelder is clearly out of it but he crawls slowly towards Montez and drapes his arm over him. The ref moves in position for the cover.
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(Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson plays throughout the Rogers center as the crowd cheers wildly)
(Devon Shire) Your Winner of the final stage and the match, Here is the Personal Jesus Brandon S. Yelder!!!!
(Brandon S. Yelder makes it to his feet and his arm is raised high by the ref as he looks down at Shane Montez, the two men exchange a glance, as Shane Montez defiantly flips Brandon the middle finger as he lies on the mat in a bloody heap)
(Tony Reynolds) Wow! what a true battle of greats here tonight, but Brandon S. Yelder pulls off the victory.
(the camera cuts to a commercial)
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(Bell rings)
(Devon Shire) Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the Money in the Bank Ladder Match!!!!
(The crowd in the Rogers Center cheers as a shot of the Silver Brief case is shown, with it dangling high above the ring)
(Devon Shire) The match will be decided when one of the participants scales the ladder and pulls down the briefcase!
(crowd cheers)
(From the inside by Depswa plays loudly as the crowd cheers wildly)
(Devon Shire) Introducing the participants, first born and raised in Dallas, Texas, here is Flash!!!!!!
(Flash emerges from behind the curtain to a chorus of cheers from the crowd, Flash runs down the entrance ramp and slides in the ring)
(Tony Reynolds) Here comes a man who is a former world champion in Iwf and Ewa respectively. Flash is also a former Xwa Intercontinental and X-Division champion. Flash has put on some of the best performances in the Xwa's history thus far and could be a main eventer in the near future especially if he can pull down that briefcase professor.
(Jason Summers) According to Flash this is his world we just live in it.
(Flash's theme song stops as he settle's down in the ring)
(Wings of a butterfly plays throughout the arena as the crowd starts to boo)
(Devon Shire) From Beersville, Pennsylvania weighing in at 240 pounds, The Future Anthony Montez!!!
(Tony Reynolds) "The Future" of the Montez family looks ready to compete. This is his big chance folks. Former Iwf tv champion, Zwa hardcore champion, multiple time Xwa hardcore champion and a former X-division champion, Anthony has the resume but does he have the stamina to outlast 6 other men just as hungry as he is?
(Jason Summers) Tony, Anthony Montez has a tough task ahead of him and even though Mky is my choice for the winner, you cannot simply over look this guy.
(Anthony enters the ring as the music stops)
(Just close your eyes by Waterproof Blonde plays throughout the arena as the crowd stands on it's feet)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, here is Marcus K Yelder!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) The crowd is on it's feet once again for Mky. He put on quite a match earlier, in fact if he had walked out of Ultimate-X with all the gold he would be my choice for Mvp of the show! You can thank Curse Coltrane for that though.
(Mky slides into the ring as all three me await there next opponent)
(Nightmare by Motorhead plays)
(Devon Shire) From San Francisco weighing in at 270 pounds here is the Nightmare Shane Meadows!!!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Certainly a young man with a ton of potential, but like a great once said potential won't buy you the groceries,this kid's mission is simply to pull down that silver brief case.
(Meadows music stops)
(Paint it Black by the rolling Stones begins to play)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Coltrane County here is Curse Coltrane!
(Tony Reynolds) Look at the way Marcus K Yelder is staring down Coltrane. That look is lethal. Marcus slingshots over the top rope onto Coltrane on the outside!!!! He came out of nowhere folks!!! Looks like this one is getting started early. All the men in this match are brawling wildly in the ring and Paul Pain hasn't even made it out here yet!
(Jason Summers) There he goes Tony!
(Tony Reynolds) Paul runs from behind the curtain and passes Mky who is too busy drilling punches into the head of Coltrane to notice him. Pain hits the ring with a fury and pulls Meadows off of Flash! Look at that Professor Flash is pulling the ladder into the ring. Anthony Montez sneaks up behind Flash and locks on a rear waist lock and connects with a german suplex against the side of the ladder!!! The Ladder slides through the ropes, back out to the floor. Montez attempts to go after it but he is cut off by Marcus Yelder who pulls him back into the ring and shoves him into the corner. Mky is connecting with an array of furious shots to the head and body of The Future! Mky pulls Anthony out of the corner and whips him toward the corner across the ring but Anthony reverses it and Marcus hits the turnbuckle chest first . Marcus staggers out the corner and Montez hooks him up and drops him to the mat with the flowing ddt! Montez climbs out of the ring as Chaos continues to ensue around him and lifts the ladder up and slides it back into the ring. Montez pops up on the apron but he is pulled back down to the floor by Paul Pain. Montez throws out a punch but Pain blocks it easily. Pain kicks Montez in the stomach and follows that up with a punch to the head. Pain hooks Montez up and hits him with the Pain Killer on the floor outside!!! The bull of the group standing at 6'3 and tipping the scales at 311 pounds has got the power to walk out of Toronto with a shot at the title!
(Jason Summers) Oh without question and his friendship with Flash also gives him a slight edge too, Should Flash and Pain take out the others it'll be down to them and who has the size advantage.....Paul that's who.
(Tony Reynolds) Very good point there Jason. Pain slides back into the ring and lifts the ladder up. Mky makes it to his feet and charges toward Pain who uses the ladder like a battering ram and nearly takes Mky's head off. Pain turns around and Meadows comes off the top rope with the flying cross body sending himself,Pain and ladder to the mat in a heap!!! The Ladder has been bent to hell, I don't even know if it will support weight now. Pain rolls to the outside and he looks hurt!
(Jason Summers) That's what happens when 270 pounds + 311 pounds collides with a ladder, something had to give!
(Tony Reynolds) Meadows looks to be in visible agony as he makes it to his feet. Meadows falls back but the ropes steady his balance. Meadows lifts the ladder off of Pain and he drives it one more into the sternum of Paul. Meadows sees Coltrane running toward him and smacks him in the head with the ladder!!! Man this like a human version of bumper cars. Meadows sees Mky coming and tosses the ladder at him and it connects. Meadows lifts the ladder up again and drapes it across the chest of Mky. he's signaling to the crowd, I think he is going to go for the guillotine leg drop on the ladder. Meadows bounces against the ropes but Flash pulls down the top rope and Shane tumbles backward out of the ring and hits head on floor!! Flash simply looks at Meadows for a second and slides back into the ring. Flash lifts the ladder off of Mky and stands it up in the center of the ring just over Mky's head. Flash starts to climb the ladder when Pain slides into the ring. Pain grabs Flash by the throat!!!!
(Jason Summers) hey I thought these guys were best friends?
(Tony Reynolds) Nobodies your friend when your fighting for the chance at the world title. Pain grabs Flash by the throat and attempts the Pain Killer but Flash counters it into a Crippler Crossface!!! Flash locks in the Crossface and Pain starts tapping like Sammy Davis Junior!! Mky finally makes it to his feet and kicks Flash in the head! Mky pulls Flash to his feet but Flash goes for the Crossface again but Mky counters it into a Submission of his own, the S.D.G!!!! MKY is choking out Flash!!!! Pain lifts the ladder up and slams it into the head of Mky dropping him and Flash to the mat!!! Pain still has the ladder in hand and begins to set it up again. Pain turns around to make sure there is no one else to stop him from climbing it. Pain sees no one and starts to climb up the ladder.
(Jason Summers) Look Tony it's Anthony Montez on the top turnbuckle!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Yes it is, Montez comes out of nowhere and leaps off the turnbuckle right onto the back of Paul Pain!!!! Pain is trying to get Anthony off of him but Montez wraps his arms around Paul's neck!!! Montez has locked on that Rear naked choke of his called the Future Finish!!! Pain is still trying to climb the ladder with the 240 pound Montez on his back but Pain is turning a dark shade of blue as Montez has cut off his oxygen!! Pain is wobbling!!!! How much longer can he hold onto the ladder with Montez choking him out!!! Curse Coltrane is up, he sees Montez and Pain on the ladder and pushes it over and both men go flying!!!! Pain flies over the top rope to the outside and Montez hits his head on the turnbuckle and falls to the mat in a heap!!!
(Jason Summers) Oh no Coltrane has that nutso look in his eye again, Tony
(Tony Reynolds) That means he is about to do one of two things: either something stupid or something dangerous.
(Jason Summers) Don't forget the third option: Both!!
(Tony Reynolds) Coltrane lifts the ladder up and wedges it in the corner. Coltrane walks toward the fallen Yelder and looks like he has bad intentions on his mind. Coltrane pulls Yelder to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Coltrane grabs Mky by the arm and whips him out of the corner but Marcus reverses it and Coltrane goes flying across the ring head first into the ladder!! Coltrane dazed and confused staggers out of the corner into the waiting arms of Marcus K Yelder. MKY hooks Coltrane up and connects with the Lethal Dosage!!!!
(Jason Summers ) Oh Man, goodnight!!
(Tony Reynolds) That must have felt great! Mky has been wanting to do that all night long! MKY rolls Coltrane to the edge of the ring and kicks him to the outside and goes after the ladder. Mky sets the ladder up and begins to climb. Anthony Montez and Paul Pain are going at it on the outside. Pain takes a swing at Montez but Anthony ducks it. Montez sidesteps another punch from Paul and lines up and connects with The Gateway to the Future!!!! He got him right in the chops!!! Inside the ring Marcus is up on the first rung. Shane Meadows is awake and is slowly crawling his way toward the ladder and he's grabbed onto it! He's climbing up the other side!! It's a race to the briefcase! Yelder and Meadows are at the top of the ladder and both men are throwing punches.The ladder is starting to wobble from the massive punches these guys are throwin. Each man trying to knock the other off the ladder so they can make their main event dreams come true. Marcus and Meadows are still throwing punches but the ladder is really starting to rock!! Look on the middle rope, It's Anthony Montez!!! Montez leaps off the middle rope and drops kicks the ladder and both Meadows and Yelder go flying!!!!! Oh My God Mky hit his neck on the ropes and Meadows is out on the canvas! Anthony Montez falls to one knee, he must be incredibly tired. Montez pushes through the pain and walks toward the ladder and pulls it back up and begins to climb. He's seemingly all alone. Flash is still unconscious, Paul Pain is lying in the middle of the isle way after that Super kick Montez laid him out with only moments ago. Mky and Meadows just took a huge fall from that ladder and are in no condition to challenge him and Curse Coltrane took a Lethal Dosage from Mky and is still out. Can Anthony Montez make his dream come true? Anthony pulls himself up the first rung and keeps going. He's one rung away!! Anthony grabs the briefcase and pulls it down!!! YES!!!!, Anthony Montez has done it!!! He has won the Money in the Bank Match!!!!!!
(Wings of a butterfly by H.I.M plays loudly as the crowd has a mixed reaction)
(Jason Summers) I can't believe it!
(Tony Reynolds) The Youngest of the Montez clan has just given himself the opportunity to face the world champion anytime he chooses from now to the next Ring of honor! It could be Anthony Montez headlining Ring of honor next year!!
(Jason Summers) Man forget that just look at the carnage at ringside, I mean what a toll it has taken on these wrestlers.
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed this crowd is on it's feet giving these men their truly deserving applause!
(Anthony Montez makes it out of the ring and is met by Shane Montez who simply smiles and raises Anthony's hand as the mixed reaction from continues)
(Tony Reynolds) Shane Montez and company lose three matches but with Anthony's win may have just made up for all of it. Anthony wins the Money in the bank!
(Camera cuts back stage shows Duncan McCloud lacing up his boots when he is approached by someone)
(Worker) Mr. McCloud, Mr epstein would like to see you in his office right away.
(Duncan McCloud) About what?
(Worker) I don't know he just told me to come and get you. He says it's important.
(Duncan McCloud) Okay fine whatever. Lets go Curtain jerker.
(McCloud and the man exits the lockeroom as the camera cuts back to the announce desk)
(Tony Reynolds) The casket is being wheeled to the ring.
(Jason Summers) I'm telling you this right now, Yelder should have stayed at home retired.
(Tony Reynolds) How can you justify that statement?
(Jason Summers) Synyster is a beast who has been at the top of his game for the past year.He won the Sheik cup, was a tag team champion with Brandon S Yelder for 6 months and will be again I assure you, not to mention he put Yelder out the first time and you mean to tell me that you think Terrell Yelder can beat someone with that kind of resume after he has been sitting on shelf for several months? please
(Tony Reynolds) Hey I have learned that in all my years in this business you can never count out anyone especially someone with a caliber of talent like Terrell Yelder. Will Synyster finally be able to knock the chip off his shoulder or will Terrell Yelder go 10 and 0 against the Minister? Lets go to Devon Shire in the ring to announce the match!
(bell rings)
(Devon Shire) Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Casket Match!!!
(crowd pops)
(The opening chords of Savior by Skillet begins to rock the Rogers Centre as the words to the song echo throughout the arena)
(Yellow and Red pyros begins to shoot out of the entrance area as Terrell Yelder emerges from behind the curtain to a huge ovation from the crowd)
(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first, from Jamaica Queens, New York weighing in at 274 pounds, he is a former Xwa world heavyweight champion, here is The F'n Savior Terrell Yelder!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Here comes Terrell Yelder walking down entrance ramp, he looks great professor.
(Jason Summers) Yeah well he'll look like shit after Synyster gets done with him I guarantee it.
(Tony Reynolds) Will you get off the man's balls there's not enough room for his wife.
(Jason Summers) Synyster's time is now, the man will take Terrell Yelder out tonight I know it.
(Tony Reynolds) We shall see, we shall see. Yelder is in the ring awaiting his opponent. This capacity crowd is anxious as a mood is in the air tonight.
(Hollow ground by Hate breed begins to pour out of the speakers of the Rogers center as Synyster emerges from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd)
(Tony Reynolds) Listen to this Canadian crowd.
(Jason Summers) Yeah I hear them Reynolds. You would think with that many boos that Synyster was Shawn Micheals or something.
(Tony Reynolds) This rivalry has that kind of impact on an audience professor.The bell rings and the crowd in the Rogers Center has fallen deafly silent. Synyster and Yelder begin to shoot looks of pure evil at one another. Yelder and Synyster emerge from their perspective corners and walk towards the center of the ring. Both men are just staring at each other, trying to find some sign of weakness. Synyster throws the first punch and this one is underway!!!
(Jason Summers) Here we go Tony!!
(Tony Reynolds) Synyster throws the first punch but it is instantly blocked by The Savior!!!! Yelder begins to drive numerous straight right hands into head of Synyster. Yelder backs Syn up against the ropes and attempts to whip him in but Syn reverses it and attempts the clothesline, Yelder ducks it and connects with a boot to the midsection. Yelder hooks Synyster up and goes for the choke slam but Syn floats out of it and shoves Yelder into the ref and ducks to the outside!
(Jason Summers) Syn just dodged a bullet!!
(Tony Reynolds) Your not kidding Jason he just dodged a 275 pound bullet named Terrell Yelder. Synyster is walking up the entrance ramp just refusing to further compete in this match. This Crowd is booing him and they should he is acting like a damn coward.
(Jason Summers) Shut up Reynolds, don't you know the saying one man's coward is another man's genius!
(Tony Reynolds) Seems like a coward to me. Yelder jumps out of the ring and takes off running after Synyster. Terrell runs behind Synyster and nearly behead's him with a clothesline! Yelder pulls Synyster to his feet and smacks his head up against the guardrail. Synyster is all alone in no man's land folks. Yelder continues his assault. Yelder grabs Syn by the hair and walks him toward the ring. Synyster connects with a elbow to the sternum of Yelder and breaks free. Syn throws a punch but it's blocked by Yelder who then clobbers Synyster in the head. Yelder grabs Syn by the arm and sends him hurtling forward toward those steel steps and Synyster hits them head first! Terrell Yelder is like a demon possessed!
(Jason Summers) Yelder can't do that! He can not do something like that to a star like Synyster!
(Tony Reynolds) Jason, this is Ring Of Honor, he can do whatever he has to walk out of this building with the win Synyster gets to his feet and staggers toward our announce table here at ringside. Synyster is just trying to survive this onslaught from Terrell Yelder. Yelder is not far behind Syn however. Yelder stalks toward Syn and pulls him to his feet and lifts the big man up and drops him chest first against the guardrail!!!! Synyster is holding his chest in agony but there is no mercy whatsoever in the eyes of his old nemesis Terrell Yelder. Yelder delivers a vicious right hand that knocks Synyster on top of our Spanish announce table. Our fellow broadcasters for the night Julio Reyes and Micheal Torres are heading for the hills. Synyster rolls off the table but Yelder is hot on his tail. Speaking of tails Synyster is getting his whooped all over Canada!!!
(Jason Summers) Whatever Reynolds wrap. Synyster will win this match. Come on Syn give him hell. Oh that Yelder is such a nasty bastard.
(Tony Reynolds) As nasty as any man can be Professor! Yelder pulls Synyster up and connects with another vicious right hand. Yelder grabs Synyster by the hair and whips him toward the ring steps and Synyster hits shoulder first!! Yelder is just running on hate here tonight folks. Yelder pulls Synyster to his feet and rolls him back into the ring.
(Jason Summers) The Minister is getting no mercy here tonight!
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed sir. This match has been all Yelder. Yelder is up on his feet and just begins to kick and stomp away at Synyster. It's as if he is trying to stomp the fight right out of him. Yelder leans over and begins to choke Synyster out with the ring ropes but the ref rightly steps in and breaks it up.
(Jason Summers) Just like Micheals and Hart, Just like Flair and Sting, Just like Rock and Austin this match isn't about titles.
(Tony reynolds) Oh I couldn't agree more it's much more personal than that. Yelder pulls Synyster to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Synyster comes back off the ropes and Yelder goes for and connects with the Big Boot!! Yelder goes for the cover...
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Synyster kicks out at 2 and a half!!!! Remember folks as decided earlier in the night by new Xwa general manager Jeff Epstein this is no ordinary Casket match. You have to pin your opponent first and then you have 15 seconds to get them in that casket. Terrell Yelder knows this and that is why he is arguing with the ref at the moment. I can only assume Yelder thought that was a three count. Synyster makes it his feet while Yelder is distracted. Synyster charges toward Yelder and clips him in the back of the leg!
(Jason Summers) Whew! thank you god. Come on Synyster take what's yours!
(Tony Reynolds) Yelder grabs his leg in pain and slowly rolls outside of the ring. Yelder staggers and nearly falls on the spanish announce desk. Synyster makes his way to the outside and he is searching for his prey. Synyster spots Yelder and charges toward him at a break neck pace and clips Yelder yet again in the back of the leg. It took him a while but Synyster is here folks! Syn pulls Yelder to his feet and tosses him on top of the spanish announce table. Synyster climbs up on the table with Yelder. Syn looks out at the audience with a sickening smile of satisfaction on his face. Syn lifts that injured leg of Yelder up and drives it knee first into the table! Synyster has turned on his well known vicious streak! Synyster pulls Yelder off the table and rolls him back into the ring. Synyster is just manhandling Yelder. Synyster grabs Yelder by the legs and drags him towards the ring pole. Synyster grabs that injured leg and repeatedly smacks it up against the ring pole. Synyster grabs Yelder's leg again, what's this? Synyster has hooked on the figure four using the ring pole!!! Yelder is crying out in agony but Synyster could care less if he breaks that damn leg.
(Jason Summers) Damn right!
(Tony Reynolds) I have not seen this move since bret hart use to do and Ric flair before him. Yelder must be in absolute agony but he refuses to give up.The ref is counting
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Synyster beats the count by letting go of the hold at 4 and a half but the damage has already been done! Synyster rolls back into the ring and pulls Yelder to his feet. Synyster throws out a right hand but Yelder blocks it and connects with a few shots of his own. Yelder forces Synyster up against the ropes and whips him in. Synyster comes back off the ropes and Yelder lowers his head looking for the back drop but Synyster catches him with a kick to the head. Yelder grabs his head in pain and Synyster goes downstairs with a kick to that injured knee dropping Yelder to the canvas! Synyster is taunting this Canadian crowd.
(Jason Summers) That was great, Synyster is really using his head for this one Reynolds wrap. That was brilliant I tell you, just brilliant!
(Tony Reynolds) Yelder is in pain folks and with the assault Synyster has levied against him in the last moments of this match, he should be! Synyster grabs Yelder by the leg, he lifts it up and drives it knee first into the canvas. Synyster is like a rabid dog with a bone in his mouth. Synyster grabs the legs the of the Savior oh look out now he has hooked Yelder up in the sharpshooter!!! Professor this move is an oldie but a goodie unless you happen to be on the receiving end of it.
(Jason Summers) Come on Yelder save yourself and tap out. I told you Tony, I told you Synyster would win!
(Tony Reynolds) The match isn't over yet and you can never count out someone with a heart as big as Terrell Yelder. Yelder has got to dig deep within himself in order to pull this one out. Yelder is moving towards the ropes and makes it forcing Synyster to break the hold. Synyster looks a little disappointed to say the least. Synyster rolls to the outside and grabs the leg of Yelder and Yelder is fighting him but Syn walks up to Yelder and cracks him across the face. Synyster drags Yelder toward the ring pole and rams it into the side of the steel pole. Yelder is in a bad way here folks.
(Synyster laughs at Terrell Yelder has he writhes around in agony in the ring. Suddenly Synyster walks over toward Jason Summers and puts on his headset)
(Synyster) Welcome everyone to Syn of honor II: Beat that bitch Yelder. It's your old pal Minister Synysterrrrrr!!! You know this is way too much fun. I should beat on overrated chumps more often (clears throat) attention cruncher this means you!!!
(Synyster drops the headset and climbs back into the ring)
(Tony Reynolds) How disrespectful can one person be?
(Jason Summers) Tony are you kidding me? That made the night for me. Think Syn will sign the headset after he gets done stomping a mud hole in Yelder's ass?
(Tony Reynolds) No!! cause you don't own that headset that's Xwa property!!! Synyster climbs back in the ring but he is met by numerous fist from Yelder. Yelder pushes Synyster up against the ropes and whips him in, Syn reverses it and sends Yelder into the ropes. Yelder comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline from Synyster and comes out the other side. Both men bounce off the opposite side ropes, they make their way toward the center of the ring and collide with a double clothesline!!! Oh my dear lord what an impact!!
(Jason Summers) Come on Syn get up!
(Tony Reynolds)Synyster and Terrell Yelder have put each other through hell tonight. Both men have somehow made it to their feet, I don't know if it's heart that's guiding them or hate but neither of them has the will to quit. Both men meet in the center of the ring and start to exchange right hands. Yelder gets the advantage connecting with three thunderous right hands. Yelder grabs Synyster by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Syn comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline from Yelder. Synyster bounces off the opposite sides ropes and Yelder goes airborne connecting with a Flying high knee via Ric Flair! Yelder goes for the cover
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Kickout at 2 and half by Synyster!!! Synyster is like a sickness that just refuses to be cured! Yelder gets to his feet and pulls Syn up with him. Synyster is tossed into the ropes, Syn comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline, he gets behind Yelder and turns him around and connects with a couple of stiff right hands. Synyster backs up against the ropes and charges forward and knocks Yelder down with the flying elbow smash!!! Synyster is looking damn good tonight folks. Synyster is just taunting this crowd and this Toronto crowd is letting Synyster know they don't approve of his actions!
(Jason Summers) Screw these people, in fact their not real people anyway their just Canadians!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Yelder is on his feet and so is this Capacity crowd!!!
(Jason Summers) Syn turn around!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Yelder is stalking his ass!!! Synyster turns around....... Temple Kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Temple Kick!!!! Temple Kick!!!!!!!
(Jason Summers) Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Yelder hit the Temple kick out of nowhere!! but the question is can he capitalize on it? Yelder crawls towards the fallen Synyster and drapes his arm over him.
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(Jason Summers) No
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(Jason Summers) Syn kick out!!!!
3!!!!!!!!! Yelder has pinned Synyster now to win this match all he has to do is place him in that very large coffin. Yelder takes a moment to regain his composure and this crowd is on it's feet. Yelder rolls Synyster to the edge of the ring and pushes him out. Yelder rolls out of the ring and goes to open the coffin.
(Terrell opens the coffin but a black mist shoots out of the coffin blinding him)
(Tony Reynolds) What the hell!!!!
(Jason Summers) That's it Tony that's the surprise Synyster said he would have for Terrell Yelder!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) My god Yelder is blind!!! that black mist has just coated everything even the side of the ring is black! Synyster is up on his feet he charges toward Yelder and drops him with forearm smash!! Synyster has such a sickening look on his face. That smile is almost....
(Jason Summers) Sinister ( laughs)
(Tony Reynolds) Synyster pulls Yelder to his feet and flips him the double bird. Synyster kicks Yelder in the stomach and hooks him up and connects with the Ultimate sin!!! Synyster covers Yelder on the outside
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3!!!!!! Synyster has pinned Terrell Yelder. Oh My god what a travesty!! Synyster lifts Yelder to his feet and tosses him up against the casket and slaps him across the face. Synyster lifts Yelder up and tosses Yelder in the casket and looks over his enemy one last time with an evil smile and slams the door on the casket shut.
(bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) He has done it, he has done it. Synyster has finally defeated Terrell Yelder!!!!!
(Hollow ground by Hate breed plays throughout the arena as the crowd both boos and applauds)
(Tony Reynolds) History has been made tonight.
(Jason Summers) Synyster......... is.......... the.......... man!!!!
(Synyster is on his knees with tears of joy streaming down his face as the crowd is going insane)
(Tony Reynolds) What a match, what a battle of pure pain and suffering this has been but Synyster has finally defeated his long time enemy.
(Jason Summers) Reynolds I have one question.
(Tony Reynolds) What's that?
(Jason Summers) How the hell are Cruncher and Masked Genius going to top that?
(Tony Reynolds) (laughs) Professor I have a feeling the best has yet to come.
(camera cuts to the office of Jeff Epstein)
(Jeff Epstein) You ready champ?
(Duncan McCloud appears on camera)
(Duncan McCloud) I'm almost ready.
(Jeff Epstein) What's the hold up?
(Duncan McCloud) I need to make sure this is understood, I go out there and fulfill my duties and I get the champion at the next pay per view. Correct?
(Jeff epstein) Exactly. I knew we could get along.
(Duncan McCloud) Kid if you make it worth my time.... we will always get along. Now just to make sure. Mavick Mcmahon is okay with all of this right?
(Jeff Epstein) Don't even worry about him, I'm the new Xwa general manager and I can make matches when ever I want.
(Duncan McCloud) Well alright then. I got a match to ref then don't I?
(suddenly a mysterious voice is heard but the figure is just out of camera range)
(Mystery voice) Yes you do and Duncan make sure this match works out the way we planned or it's no deal got it?
(Duncan McCloud) Hey how long have you known me, man?
(Mystery Man) Good then tonight history really will be made.
(camera cuts to Tony Reynolds and Jason Summers at the announce desk)
(Tony Reynolds) The biggest match in this company's history is about to occur in a matter of moments.
(Jason Summers) This has been one hell of night thus far.
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed, Mary Jane Montez united the titles, Amy Suicide pulled off one of the biggest upsets of the year. Brandon Yelder defeated Shane Montez in a true battle of wills. Anthony Montez won the money in the bank and Synyster finally defeated his hated enemy Terrell Yelder. But the question every one has been asking is still unanswered. Who will walk out of Toronto The world champion? Thankfully that isn't a answer we'll have to wait long for. Guess what time it is professor?
(Jason Summers) Time to step into history?
(Tony Reynolds) Hell Yeah
(Bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) It's been one hell of a night here at Ring of Honor II, and unbelievably, there's still more to come.
(Jason Summers) Tonight's Main Event is perhaps the single biggest match in XWA history.
(Tony Reynolds) Cruncher. Masked Genius. The XWA World Heavyweight Championship. This match has been a long time coming, and what makes it just that little bit more intriguing than it already is, is that Duncan McCloud will be the man in the middle of it all.
(The sound of "Miseria Cantare" by AFI fills The Rogers Centre and out walks the special guest referee, Duncan McCloud!)
(Tony Reynolds) McCloud is a former four-time XWA World Heavyweight Champion, and he'll undoubtedly be looking to face off against the winner of this contest.
(McCloud enters the ring wearing his stripes, and it looks like he's ready to get to work.)
(Tony Reynolds) McCloud takes his place in the corner as the Survivor Vote Theme comes over the loudspeakers, and here comes the challenger! The former XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Masked Genius!
(Jason Summers) Genius is in for a battle here tonight, and I expect this to be one of the most technical and mat-based contests in recent memory here in the XWA.
(Tony Reynolds) Genius makes his way down the ramp, clasping hands with a few of the XWA faithful, before rolling under the ropes and into the ring.
(Genius looks McCloud up and down as he walks to his corner, and stands patiently. McCloud comes over and checks Genius for weaponry, a test in which he passes and McCloud walks away .Genius loosens up, pulling on the ropes as the lights in the home of Wrestlemania 6 and 18 dim. The bass lines of the champion's entrance theme, "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes reverberates off the ceiling of the Rogers Centre and the crowd rises to their feet. As the words hit, the XWA World Heavyweight Champion Cruncher makes his way into the arena, to a mixed reaction from the crowd here in Toronto. Cruncher has the XWA Title draped over his shoulder as he makes his way down the long ramp way toward the ring.)
(Tony Reynolds) The three-time and reigning champion makes his way down to the ring, and climbs the steps and into the ring. Cruncher walks toward the middle of the ring and holds the XWA Title in the face of both challenger and referee!
(Jason Summers) Cruncher's not making any friends here tonight, that's for sure.
(Tony Reynolds) McCloud reaches for the title and Cruncher jerks it away for a moment before finally handing it to him. McCloud shows the title to Genius, before raising it into the air, letting everyone officially know that the strap is on the line here tonight. McCloud hands the belt off to the timekeeper, and then calls for the bell and the main event of XWA Ring of Honor II is underway. McCloud steps back out of the way, as Cruncher and Genius step to the middle of the ring and Cruncher starts running off at the mouth. Cruncher really looks like he's letting Genius have a piece of his mind in the middle of the ring. Genius sort of just smirks at him!
(Jason Summers) That didn't make the champion too happy!
(Tony Reynolds) Cruncher steps back and throws a right hand, Genius blocks it and connects with a right hand of his own! Cruncher goes for another punch, Genius blocks and connects with another right! Genius connects with two more, backing Cruncher to the ropes. Genius with the Irish whip in, Genius attempts a clothesline, but Cruncher slides through the legs! Cruncher spins Genius, and he shoots him into the ropes, Cruncher attempts the back body drop, Genius rotates out, Genius grabs a rear waist lock, Cruncher reverses it! Cruncher pushes Genius toward the ropes, trying a roll up, Genius holds the ropes and Cruncher goes rolling backward! Cruncher back to his feet, Genius goes for a clothesline, Cruncher ducks, Genius spins, and Cruncher takes Genius over with an arm drag! Both men back up quickly, Genius catches Cruncher with an arm drag of his own, both men bounce back up, face off! What a chain wrestling display from champion and challenger! The crowd stands and applauds the efforts of both men.
(Jason Summers) What an amazing display these guys are putting on Tony.
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed,Cruncher and Genius take a small breather before coming back to the middle of the ring, and they lock up. Collar and elbow tie up; Cruncher connects with a knee lift to the abdomen of the challenger, which temporarily takes the gusto from Genius. Cruncher connects with a series of forearm smashes to the upper back and shoulders of the challenger, before pushing him back to the ropes. Cruncher pushes Genius back against the ropes, and he connects with a blistering knife-edge chop! People in the nosebleed seats heard that one!
(Jason Summers) Are you kidding, all of North America heard that.
(Tony Reynolds) Cruncher goes for and drills Genius with a strong European uppercut, which just about knocked the head from the challenger's shoulders! McCloud is staying clear of things for now, letting the action go. Cruncher whips Genius into the ropes and connects with a back elbow, taking the challenger down to the canvas. Cruncher quickly gets into position and he locks in an armbar. Cruncher twists the arm as well, which really puts a lot of torque on the shoulder as well. McCloud into position, he's asking Genius if he wants to give it up, and he emphatically says no. Cruncher cranks down on the arm, but the crowd is really getting behind Genius here, cheering him on to get out of this hold and he's feeling the support, Genius works his way up to a knee, and finally back to his feet. Cruncher is trying with all he has to hold onto the armbar, but Genius connects with an elbow to the midsection, knocking a little bit of wind out of the champion. Genius with another, and another and he breaks free! Genius off the ropes and Cruncher with another knee to the midsection, taking Genius back down! Cruncher quickly goes for the standing moonsault and he connects! Cruncher hooks the leg, McCloud in position, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Genius! Consistent count from McCloud there, nothing to complain about. Cruncher pulls Genius back to his feet and hooks him for the suplex and takes him over! Genius gets back to his feet quickly and he heads toward the ropes. Cruncher backs away, he charges Genius, looking for a clothesline over the ropes and Genius ducks and dumps the champion to the outside! Genius kneels to get a breather as Cruncher rolls into the aisle! Genius looks out upon Cruncher, getting a gauge for where he's at, he likes what he sees and Genius walks toward the ropes. Genius grabs the rope, Cruncher turns and heads back toward the ropes, Genius springs up and he hits the plancha! High risk for the challenger and he gets the high reward, the champion is reeling! Genius gets back to his feet, and McCloud is invoking his ten count. The count is to four, and Genius grabs the hair of Cruncher and rolls him back in, breaking the ten count. Genius pulls himself back up to the apron and he gets back into the ring. Genius covers, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Cruncher! McCloud right in position once again. Genius pulls Cruncher back to his feet, he hooks him, and takes him in the air, holding it, and drops it into the brainbuster! Devastating move from the challenger! Genius covers, hooks the leg, McCloud with the count, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by the champion! Cruncher is showing why he's the champ, staying in this contest. Genius pulls Cruncher back to his feet and backs him to the corner. Genius with a series of shoulder charges into the midsection of the World Heavyweight Champion! Genius whips Cruncher to the opposite corner and Cruncher slams into the buckles with major force! Genius charges, and Cruncher slides out! Cruncher leaps to the middle rope, leaps back and catches Genius with a dropkick as he bounds back out of the corner! Genius caught the feet of the champion right in the mush! Cruncher slowly back to his feet, he's pulling himself up using the ropes. Cruncher walks back toward Genius and puts the boots to him, several stomps and kicks to the head and upper body of the challenger. Cruncher takes a step back, and waits for Genius to try and make it to his feet. Genius to a knee, Cruncher runs and connects with the Shining Wizard! Right in the back of the head and Genius spins and falls on his back! Cruncher back to his feet, he should be thinking cover here, but he hesitates! Cruncher pulls Genius toward the corner, he's got to be thinking about heading to the top, and he is! Cruncher heads out to the apron, Genius is prone here, this could be it if he hits this! Cruncher up to the top rope, Genius is still down, Cruncher jumps going for the Shooting Star Press and he hits it! This has to be it! Cruncher hooks the leg, McCloud with the count, 1 ........ 2 ........ and McCloud stops the count! Cruncher looks at him in bewilderment, but McCloud points toward the ropes, and Genius' other leg is on the ropes! Great ring awareness by Genius, great refereeing by McCloud! Cruncher is in the face of McCloud, really chewing him out! McCloud shrugs it off, and Cruncher returns attention to the challenger, Masked Genius. Genius is on his hands and knees, there was quite a bit of impact on that shooting star from the champion, and Genius may have some internal injuries as a result. Cruncher pulls Genius to his feet and backs him to the ropes. Cruncher with the Irish whip in, Genius off the opposite side, Cruncher drops the head, Genius stops short and connects with a big kick to the chest of the champion! Cruncher spins holding his chest, and Genius tries to catch his breath while Cruncher is stunned! Genius drops to a knee, getting some air, Cruncher turns and Genius pops back up. Cruncher goes for a clothesline, Genius runs through off the ropes, Cruncher turns and Genius connects with the Spear!
(Jason Summers) The champion is down!
(Tony Reynolds) Genius slowly crawls toward Cruncher, he's going to make the cover, McCloud in position, Genius hooks the leg, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Cruncher! Genius is in a state of disbelief right now, as he thought he had him! Genius sits on the mat, getting a little bit of rest before Cruncher starts to stir. Genius sits for about 30 seconds, before getting back to his feet. Genius walks over and pulls Cruncher up to his feet. Genius hooks Cruncher, going for the Exclamation Point, Cruncher tries to get out of it, but Genius spikes him into the mat! The champion is in trouble here, Genius covers, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Cruncher! McCloud shouts two toward Genius, letting him know he didn't quite get him yet. Genius quickly makes his way onto the apron, going to the top rope! Could he be going for the Frog Splash to put this one away? Genius is on top, he looks out at Cruncher, and sees him starting to roll out of the way, Genius leaps off, rolling through and getting back to his feet. Cruncher back to his feet, he turns toward Genius who is coming at him with the clothesline, Cruncher ducks and runs through, off the ropes, Genius the same and they meet in the middle of the ring with a double clothesline, and both men are down! McCloud steps in and checks on both men, before he starts to administer his ten count. McCloud is assured that both men are able to continue and he starts the count. Both men taking full advantage of the ten count, getting as much strength as they can back, before they try to put the other away. McCloud is to four on his count, and both men are still flat on their backs. Steady count from McCloud, he's shown no favoritism here tonight and he's officiated one hell of a match here tonight at Ring of Honor II. The count is at eight and both men are on one knee, and they're up! McCloud breaks the count and champion and challenger meet in mid-ring, Cruncher throws a right hand that connects. Genius is stunned for a moment and he throws one of his own, and Cruncher is rocked! Both men trade several punches and Cruncher gains the advantage, he's got Genius on the ropes here! Cruncher with the Irish whip in, Genius reverses it and sends Cruncher off the ropes. Cruncher comes back; Genius grabs his arm and tries taking him down for the Crippler Crossface! The champion is fighting it with everything he's got! Cruncher grabs the ropes and forces a break of the hold! Genius would have undoubtedly gotten the victory had he been able to lock that hold in! Genius backs away, but Cruncher quickly back in Genius' face! Cruncher slaps Genius right in the mouth! Genius steps back for a moment, but he gets right back in Cruncher's face, letting go with a series of rights and lefts, sending the champion reeling! Genius beats Cruncher back to the ropes; Cruncher's trying everything to cover up here! Genius with an Irish whip in, Cruncher off the other side, Genius drops his head, Cruncher rolls over the back! Cruncher grabs Genius by the neck, he hits him with a lung blower! Some will call that a backcracker! Never seen that move from Cruncher before, but it was damn sure effective! Genius is down, Cruncher goes for the cover, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Genius! Cruncher can't believe it! McCloud assures him that Genius got the shoulder up! Cruncher is heading out onto the apron! He's undoubtedly going to go for the Purorana! Cruncher stands and waits for Genius to make it back to his feet, this could be it here, Cruncher's put many people away with this move! Cruncher stands waiting, Genius makes it up, Genius turns and Cruncher springs to the top and leaps, he's going for it, he lands on Genius' shoulders, Crunch tries to pull it through, but Genius holds him up! Genius blocks the follow through! Genius swings Cruncher back up, Genius points his head up and he unleashes The Black Mist!! Out of nowhere! The Black Mist!! Cruncher slides down off Genius' shoulders, he's rubbing his eyes, he's blinded! Genius connects with a kick to Cruncher's midsection, he hooks him up, Genius hits The ? Mark!! What a move!! Cruncher's head was driven into the mat! McCloud in position, Genius covers Cruncher, he hooks the leg, 1 ........ 2 ........ 3!! Genius has done it!! Masked Genius is champion for a second time!!
(The Survivor Voting Song begins to play throughout the arena)
(Devon Shire) The winner of the match and the New Xwa World Heavyweight Champion....The Masked Genius!!!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) What a match!
(Jason Summers) Oh my god that was even better than I thought it could ever be.
(Tony Reynolds) That will win Match of the year for sure.
(The Masked Genius climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises the title high as the crowd in the Rogers Centre goes nuts)
(Tony Reynolds) The Masked Genius defeats his rival and claims the title for the second time in his storied career.
(The Masked genius celebrates the win and suddenly calls for a microphone)
(Masked Genius) Cruncher, I've known you for years and me and you have engaged in wars like the one we had here tonight.
(Crowd cheers)
(Masked Genius ) I wanna give you something Cruncher. I mean it's the least I can do seeing as I just defeated you and took your title. So here
(The Masked Genius pulls the Xwa title from around his waist and hands it Cruncher, everyone in the arena seems to be in shock especially Cruncher)
(Masked Genius) Why the look of surprise?
(Cruncher) I don't understand.
(Masked Genius) I wouldn't be able to defend the title regularly if I could I would but I simply cannot keep up the schedule. I didn't take this match to win a title although I'll proudly wear the title of 2 time Xwa champion. I fought through 30 other men just to get here with you. One more time Cruncher Vs Masked Genius. In every sport there are great rivalries. In Football it's the Cowboys and the Redskins, In Hockey It's the Rangers vs the Devils. In Basketball It's Boston vs the Lakers. And In Wrestling there is You and Me. I won here tonight that is all that matters. You can have the title back. And every single time you look at it, I want you to remember that you would have never gotten this title back without me giving it you!
(The Masked Genius shoves the title into the gut of Cruncher and walks out of the ring)
(Tony Reynolds) What a shocking turn of events here tonight folks. Cruncher has lost and regained the title in one night!!!!
(Jason Summers) Wow that is insane.
(Move Along by the All american Rejects begins to play)
(Tony Reynolds) Thank god here comes the Xwa general manager maybe he can help make some sense of this utter nonsense.
(Jeff Epstein) Well, Cruncher, This is quite a predicament. I mean you lost that title to Masked Genius tonight, and then he gives it back to just so he can have bragging rights, man that has got to suck for you . I'm afraid I'm not out here to comfort you though . You see this in my hand. It's the Money in the bank briefcase.
(The crowd erupts)
(Tony Reynolds) Oh here we go.
(Jeff Epstein) The Winner of that match has chosen to Cash in his shot now!
(Suddenly Duncan McCloud jumps Cruncher from behind, leveling him with a steel chair)
(the Crowd overwhelms the arena in a chorus of boos, suddenly Anthony and Shane Montez makes their way to the ring)
(Tony Reynolds) Oh lord don't let this go down. Please my god this is total and complete bullshit!! This is nothing but a damn setup!!! Anthony Montez slides in the ring and looks at Duncan McCloud who is just laughing his ass off this is like a big joke to him folks! Anthony Montez covers Cruncher!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh My god Anthony Montez and Shane Montez have stolen the Xwa title!!!!!!!!
(Jason Summers) Yesssssssssss Yessssssssssss A New day has dawned!!!!! It's Morning again!!!!!!!!
(Tony Reynolds) This was a great show and now The Montez's have just tarnished it. I can't believe this. They just totally screwed Cruncher out of the title!!!
(Jason Summers) Oh my god Cruncher lost the title twice to two different men!!
(Tony Reynolds) This is a Travesty. Cruncher got screwed, he got screwed I tell you!
(The Crowd in the Rogers Center is in total shock as the camera fades to black as Shane Montez, Duncan McCloud and The New Xwa World Champion Anthony Montez all stand triumphant in the center of the ring)
An Xwa production 2006