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No Dark Matches
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(The New Xwa Logo appears On Screen As A Video Package Featuring the Song Best of You by the Foo Fighters shows the Events that led up to Ring Of Honor. The Video Shows Drunken Zelot Defeating Pimp For the World Title and Cruncher Defeating Flash For the No 1. Contenders Spot at The Clash of the Champions. The Video Package Ends With Zelot and Cruncher Standing Nose to Nose) The Video Cuts To The Arena as Pyro Goes Off)
Tony Reynolds: Welcome Folks To Ring Of Honor I'm Your Gracious Host Tenacious Tony Reynolds!!! We Are Live From the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts, Were In For Quite The Night folks, Let's Go to The Ring For Special Announcement.
(Camera Cuts to the Ring)
Devon Shire: Ladies And Gentlemen,Welcome To Ring OF HONOR!!!!!
(Crowd Cheers Wildly)
Devon Shire: Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome The New General Manager of The Xtreme Wrestling Alliance....
Tony Reynolds: NEW GENERAL MANAGER?????!!!
(Suddenly Criminal By Eminem Begins to Play and a Man in a Dirty T-shirt and Jeans Steps out, The Crowd Goes Insane As They Know It's Kriminal's Music )
Tony Reynolds: IT"S KRIMINAL!!! IT"S KRIMINAL!!!!!
(Kriminal Walks To the Ring With a Beer in his Hand and a Smile on his Face as he Shakes hands with Several Fans Before he enters the ring and Grabs The Microphone from Devon Shire Kriminal's Music Stops and He Looks around the Arena as the Crowd Cheers Wildly)
Kriminal: What's Up Boston!!!
(Crowd Pops Wildly)
Kriminal: Dear Sweet God, How the hell Did i end up in Boston?!!! Oh that's Right I'm Banging Johnny Damon's Wife!! and She Called me for a Booty Call ha hahahaha
(crowd Laughs)
Kriminal: Let me tell you People something, Mavick Called me This Morning and Offered me the Job, and i Was Like What Why Me Why not the Sheik, Or Masked Genius Or any of these other Legends to do the Job and then I Also Asked How'd You get my Number?
(crowd Laughs)
Kriminal: And you know What my Black Brother Told me (Imitates Mavick's voice) He Said Dave Why The Fuck Not? Why Not You? Your A Hardcore Legend, a Psychopath and Probably wanted in half the States where Xwa performs(Crowd Laughs) and he Wouldn't Be Wrong about that since I've Got Warrants and Shit hahaha, but You have a Head for Sick Stuff Dave, things Other Men couldn't think of or Wouldn't think so I Said to myself why The Hell not?(crowd Cheers) I Know That if i Take this Job I Can Make Xwa a Powerhouse, So I Crawled out of Bed with whatever her Name is Threw on my Sunday Best (Crowd Laughs) and jumped On a Plane and Here I Am
(Crowd Cheers)
Kriminal: I Promise You The Next Year And a Half will be One No One will ever Forget and to all the Boys in Lockerroom, their's a No Sheriff in Town and This one is Violent, Enjoy the F'n show!!!
(Criminal By Eminem Begins To Play Again as Kriminal Exits The Ring as to the Cheers From the Massive Crowd)
Tony Reynolds: We Have a New General Manager Folks, and His Name is Kriminal!!! wow what an announcement!
(Camera shows Shinji The Japanese mullet Pacing Frantically in the hallway when he is Approached By Ring Reporter Amy Legacy)
Amy Legacy: Shinji You Look Seriously Stressed what's Wrong??!!!
Shinji: Jushin Or Eddie Whatever That Idiot's Names Was is In Jail He was in Japan Doing a book signing When The Real Jushin thunder Lyger Had him arrested, Now Cause of this Ass hole I Have No Partner And My Match is in Less than an Hour I have No One i Have No Idea What I'm Going to Do!!
Amy Legacy: Oh Wow, Well Maybe If You ask Around in the Lockeroom I'm sure there are a ton of Guys Who would want a Free Shot at the Tag Titles Tonight.
Shinji: That's Not a Bad Idea I Just Have under An hour Before My match I Hope I Find someone, Thanks Amy I own You One
(Camera Cuts to Xwa Owner Mavick The Motown Monster Who is Standing in the Parking lot of the fleet center when he is approached by senior Referee Jack Carter)
Jack Carter: Mav how tight do you Want me to call tonight's Steel Cage match?
Mavick: Oh Jack I'm so Sorry i forgot to Mention this But The world Title Match Has Been Taken Care of?
Jack Carter: Not That I'm second Guessing You Boss But I've Been with the Company Longer than anyone and I'm Loyal I Just Hope You not letting me do the match isn't a Indication that my Job is in Jeopardy.
Mavick:(laughs) Of Course Not Jack, It's Handled just put it like That
Jack Carter: Okay whatever you say Boss
(Camera Cuts To The announce desk)
Tony Reynolds: As You Can See Folks I will Be Calling Most of The Action by Myself tonight As Jack Manson and Jason Summers Are Scheduled to have a Match on the Next Edition Of Malevolence and My Sister Sofia will Be Interviewing Several superstars on this The Biggest Night In Xwa History. So I'll Be working it Mostly solo but i Do Believe I'm Up to the Challenge . It's time Folks The First Match Of The Night The Crowd is On It's Feet Here in the Fleet Center, here we Go Folks Let's Go to Ring Announcer Devon Shire
(Bell Rings)
Devon Shire: Ladies And Gentlemen,Welcome To Ring OF HONOR!!!!!
(Bell Rings)
Devon Shire: Ladies And Gentlemen,Welcome To Ring OF HONOR!!!!!
(Crowd Cheers Wildly)
Devon Shire: The First Contest of The Night is a Over The Top Battle Royal For the Xwa World Light Heavyweight Championship,
(Frank Sinatra's My way Plays Throughout the Arena)
Devon Shire: The First entry in The Match, Coming to the Ring Hailing From Boston, Mass (crowd Pops Wildly) Standing at a Height of 6'4 and Weighing in at 260 Pounds Here is the Lone Wolf Vinny Gambinooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: One of the Xwa's Newest Superstar's this Guy hasn't Competed in Quite some Time Due to Injury but we'll see If He Can Shake off his Ring Rust and Pull off a Victory in this Big Match.
Devon Shire: And The Second Entry In This Match
(Sympathy For the Devil by the rolling Stones plays )
Devon Shire: Coming to The Ring From Dream Mountain, Virginia Standing at a height of 6'4 and Weighing in at 265 Pounds Here is the Demon Seed Xavier Lawless!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Lawless is An Impressive New Talent here in the Xwa. He's Like many Others Looking to Make a Impact here tonight and walk out of Ring Of Honor With the Newly Created Lightweight Title Firmly Around his Waist. Lawless Steps Through the Ropes and The Ref Calls For the Bell and This One Is Underway... Gambino and Lawless are........Shaking Hands???? Looks Like We Have an alliance folks and the match hasn't even started yet Gambino and Lawless are Standing Side By side waiting for the Next entry, folks Whoever it is will have a heavy task ahead of him.................
(Timer comes on screen, counting down.. 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...... Buzzer sounds)
(Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses Plays)
Tony Reynolds; Boo Bzz??!!!!!???!?!! The next Entrant is Boo Bzz?? How'd He even Get a Ticket to Ring of Honor? Boo Bzz is Not that Impressive in Size folks I'd Say the Bzz Has a Tough Task ahead of him as these Two Guys Are waiting to tear him apart. Boo Bzz rushes the ring and is Mauled by Gambino and Lawless The Two Men Whip Boo Bzz into the ropes And Connect with a brutal Double Elbow. Lawless Lifts Boo bzz To his Feet and Tosses Him up and Over the Top Rope And The Team of Gambino and Lawless Have Claimed Their First victim of the Night. We're about to see Who the Fourth man in this Matchup will be as the Clock Winds Downs once again
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(Judas Priest Breaking the Law Plays Loudly Throughout the Arena)
Tony Reynolds: It's Asylum the Big Man From BlackPool, England He's Charging toward the ring with a Purpose the Big Man Hits the ring and Mows down Gambino with a clothesline, Lawless charges Toward the big Man And Gets A Spear For his Trouble, Asylum has taken The over this Battle Royal Folks as he stand tall over Both Gambino and Lawless, Asylum Lifts Lawless to his Feet and Tosses him into the corner he Follows it up with a Brutal splash in the corner That leaves Xavier lawless Slumped over in the Corner. and We're about to Get a New superstar into this Match Folks
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(Rey Mysterio's Crossing Borders Plays)
Tony Reynolds: It's The Latin Snake, The Superstar Formerly known as Down-lo Has Been on an Impressive win streak lately including a win over Rival and former Stable mate Morty Goldstein last Week, but you have to think he's a Long shot to Win this One Folks, we'll See though As Rodriguez hits the Ring and Goes Straight after Gold Club Member Asylum Attacking the big Man From behind. Asylum taking Exception Tackles The Latin Snake to the Ground and the Two Start Brawling. Asylum Has the weight Advantage and folks he's Using it as He Forces all his body weight onto the Stomach of the Latin snake. Rodriguez is in serious Trouble here folks But here comes a Recovering Gambino and Lawless they Pull Asylum off of Rodriguez and Start Pummeling the big Man with fists, Rodriguez makes it to his Feet and Joins them and Now All three Men are Brutalizing Asylum i Swear he's Catching Hell Here Folks. Lawless And Rodriguez Pick Asylum Up and Whip the Big Into the Ropes Gambino Bounces Off the ropes At the same time and Nails the Big Englishmen with a Massive High Knee, Shades of hhh With that Move. And Asylum Has Been Busted Wide Open Folks, Lawless Grabs Asylum By the Head and lifts The big Man to his Feet He Whips the big Man Into the Ropes and Clotheslines him up and over the Top and Asylum has Been Eliminated From this Match. Lawless Has eliminated Asylum and Is Posing On the Turnbuckle, Rodriguez is Tired and therefore is resting in the Corner, Gambino is Just Staring at Lawless for Some reason..... Lawless doesn't seem to notice as he is still talking trash to the Crowd. Gambino runs toward Lawless And Shoves Him off the Turnbuckle Sending him Crashing to the Floor Below!!!!! and Folks looks like that partnership ended rather Abruptly. Gambino Sets His Sights toward a Tired Rodriguez who he Attacks immediately the Latin Snake is Getting Beaten on here Folks......... Wait The time clock is Ticking down Looks Like we're Getting a New Warrior into this Battle....................
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("Pain" by Jimmy Eat World Plays)
Tony Reynolds: And this Boston Crowd has Come Alive As the Former Intercontinental Champion The Human Highlight Reel Zanyon Steps from behind the Curtain To the Cheers from this large Boston Crowd. Zanyon Removing his Ring Gear Runs toward The ring... Zanyon Slides In Underneath the bottom rope and hits Gambino with a Stinging Right Hand, Zanyon Kicks Gambino in the Gut And Whips Him into the Ropes Gambino comes Back off The ropes And Zanyon Hits Him with the Spinning Wheel Kick, Rodriguez Pops to his feet And Attempts to Spear Zanyon But Zanyon ducks out of the Way, Zanyon Kicks Rodriguez in the gut and Drops Him to the Mat With the bulldog, Zanyon Quickly climbs to his feet he Springs Boards Off the Rope and Hits an Asai Moonsault on Rodriguez And Zanyon is On fire!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Battery By Metallica plays )
Tony Reynolds It's Matt Flash This Young Man is Just in the Beginning Of his Xwa Career folks And Folks he looks ready to make an Impact here tonight
(suddenly Pyro goes Off Near the Entrance Ramp And Whenever i may Roam By Metallica Begins To Blare Thorough out the Arena)
Tony Reynolds: Matt Flash Hasn't Gotten in the Ring Yet he's Distracted and I must at admit so am, I have no Idea what's Going On..............
(Suddenly a Huge Man Steps From Behind the Curtain And Charges Toward The Ring)
Tony Reynolds: Who the Hell is That??!!!!!!!!!!! My God He's The Size Of a Mountain, He Makes his Way To Ring Side And Matt Flash Takes a Swing at him, the Big Man Blocks It and Levels Flash With a Giant Head Butt, The Big Man Picks Flash Off the Ground And Tosses Him with One Hand into the Ring Post and Matt Flash Has Been Busted Open By this Unknown Giant!!! Folks I've just Been handed a note apparently this Man is Known as Brian Norton and What an Impact he has Made So Far, Emt's Are out here folks to Check On Matt Flash Looks Like His opportunity To Win The Lightweight title Will have to Wait. Norton the Giant Steps On The ring Apron and Finally enters The Ring Everybody in the Ring has Stopped Moving Folks, They All decided to Jump Norton But the Big Man pushes Them all Off and Sends them All crashing to The Mat, What a Show Of Power By Norton!!!!!, Norton Grabs Rodriguez By The throat And Slams Hard To the Mat With the Chokeslam. And The Giant Is Dominating Like Never Before!!!!!!! Zanyon runs up And Goes for the Drop Kick on Norton but The Giant Slaps It down, Gambino Runs Up and Hits Norton's with a Serious of Left Jabs that have the Giant rocked. Gambino Tries to Whip The Big Man into the Ropes But Norton isn't budging he Pulls Gambino In And Grabs Him by the Throat He lifts Him Up And Connects with the Belly to Belly suplex and Looks Like were getting a New entry into this Battle Royal........
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(Toxic By Britney Spears Plays)
Tony Reynolds: Looks Like it's Another one of the New Wrestlers Who recently Signed With the Xwa, this Little Lady's name is Tara Danger, Xwa is the Home of Such Female Superstars Like Amy Suicide and Mary Jane Montez Who have Held Several Titles in Xwa I'm Sure Tara Wants To Make an Impact Very much Like them, However with Brian Norton in This Match That Task will prove most Difficult. Zanyon And Rodriguez Are fighting Near The Ropes, Rodriguez Has Zanyon Trapped In the Ropes, Danger Makes It Into the Ring And Pulls Zanyon Back In. Rodriguez Stuns Danger with a Thumb to the Eye And then Levels Her With the Clothesline!!! Zanyon Sneaks From Behind Rodriguez And Lifts Him on His shoulders and Tosses Rodriguez To The Floor Below!!!!!! And The Latin Snake Has Been Eliminated!!!!
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(Changes by Godsmack Plays)
Tony Reynolds: It's The rookie Jason Steele He and Shane Meadows participated In Quite a Sprinted Interpromtional Match Between Iwf and Xwa A few Weeks Back . The Owner was so Impressed by Steele That he Signed this Young Talent to The Xwa Full time, Hopefully Steele will put on another 4 star Performance in this Match. Steele Hits the ring with a Fury But Is Attacked By Norton. Norton Lifts Steele To his Feet and Whips him into the ropes, Steele Comes Back Off the Ropes And Ducks the clothesline He Bounces off the ropes Again and Stuns Norton With a Dropkick, Zanyon Comes From Behind and Clips Norton's Back leg Sending the Giant to the Mat. Zanyon and Steele Are Double Teaming the Giant, Gambino Breaks away from Tara Danger And Frees Norton By Hitting Steele With the Super kick and looks Like we're getting another wrestler Who will be Number 11?!!!
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(All things Just Keep Getting Better by Wilde fire Begins)
Tony Reynolds: It's The Xwa' s answer to Adrian Street Kandy!!!!!,Kandy makes his way out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring, looking to make a huge impact in this match but a Definite Long shot to win the match. However anything can happen folks. Kandy Enters The Ring and Goes straight after Tara Danger. he Over powers her and whips her into the Ropes, Kandy Goes For the Clothesline But Tara ducks It she comes Back Off the Ropes and Kandy knocks her to the Mat with a Savant Kick. Zanyon Is in trouble Folks, Norton has him Trapped near the Far right turnbuckle and is pounding The Life out of the Former Ic Champion, Gambino is dominating Jason Steele With Knife Edge Chops, but Steele Rakes the eyes and Breaks free, Steele Kicks Gambino in the Mouth and connects with The complete Shot what a Move By Steele This Kid is Really Something folks .Steele lifts Gambino to His Feet and Tries to toss Him Over the Top Rope But Gambino is Holding onto the Top rope here comes a New contestant...... Will he Aid Gambino???
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(The Last Song by 12 stones begins to play)
Tony Reynolds: Lajon Frenchette Steps From Behind the Curtain, Frenchette Says If he doesn't win this Match This is His Last Match So Frenchette Will Definitely try to Win It all here Tonight. Frenchette Enters The Ring And Is Attacked immediately By Kandy Of All People. "The Hardcore Homo" as he likes To be called Hits Frenchette with a Right but Frenchette Returns the Favor. Frenchette Whips Kandy into the ropes, Kandy Comes back off the ropes and ducks the Clothesline, He But he comes Back Off the Ropes And Connects With The Enzugiri. And Kandy is On Fire My God He hasn't Shown this much action in Months. Kandy Really surprising this Boston Crowd. Norton Lifts Zanyon to his feet and whips him into the Ropes, Norton Goes For the Clothesline But Zanyon ducks it He Bounces off the far side ropes and goes For the Dropkick And Connects knocking Norton off Balance and Knocking him Through The Ropes to the Floor Below But Norton is Still in this one folks Remember he Has To Go over the Top Rope. Gambino Has Fought his Way out of elimination. Steele and Gambino Are standing in the center of the ring Punching each other's Lights Out, Looks Like We're Getting another Participant in this Mayhem
(Suddenly the Timer starts to count Down )
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(Voodoo child(impact remix)
Tony Reynolds: It's The King Of Impact Alex Hart!!!! The First Black Wrestler in the History of trivia as he Often Claims Steps Through the Curtain and Charges the Ring as The Crowd Stands on it's Feet. Hart slides under the Bottom rope and Tackles Zanyon to the Mat and Starts pummeling the Former Intercontinental Champion. Gambino and Steele Are going at it on the Other side of the Ring and Kandy and Danger are fighting near the ropes, Danger Slaps Kandy Across The Face and Kandy Returns the Favor with a Right Jab to the Stomach , Danger is doubled over in pain and Kandy Takes Advantage By grabbing Danger by the Hair and Tossing her across the Ring. Gambino and Steele Are Still exchanging Blows on the Other Side of the ring. , they are throwing right hands and Gambino gets the advantage. He Kicks Steele in the Gut and lifts him up in the Vertical Suplex Position, Look at the show of Power By Gambino he Holds Steele Up in the air perfectly and Pulls Him to the Mat and turns the Suplex into a Rock Bottom!!!!!! What A Move!!!!! and Steele is Out Cold!!!!! Gambino Lifts a Comatose Steele to His Feet and tosses Him Up and Over The Top Rope and Jason Steele is Gone From this Match. Gambino Talking Trash to the Crowd, But Brian Norton comes From Behind and Tosses Gambino over the Top Rope But Somehow Gambino Manages to hold on to the ropes and pull himself back on the Apron. Gambino falls through the Middle Rope and Collapses on the Canvas and The Timer is Counting Down Again. Lajon Frenchette, Vinny Gambino, Tara Danger, Kandy, Brian Norton, Zanyon and Alex Hart are still in this one Who Will Be Number 13???
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(Puff Daddy's Come With me Begins To Play)
Tony Reynolds: The Leader of The Gold Club Morty Goldstein Steps Through The curtain and is ready to make his Presence Known In this Matchup. Goldstein Enters the Ring And Starts Fighting with Lajon Frenchette. Goldstein Hits The Frenchman With a Stunning Right Hand, Frenchette Tries To Go For Revenge But Goldstein Ducks the punch, Goldstein Pokes Frenchette in the Eyes Blinding Him, He kicks Frenchette in the gut and Hits him with the Ice Breaker DDT What A Move!!!! Goldstein Lifts Frenchette to His Feet And Tosses Over the top Rope!!! Gambino Comes From Behind and dumps Goldstein Over the rope As Well so Goldstein And Frenchette Have Both Been Eliminated within a Matter Of seconds and Vinny Gambino is a Beast folks He Has Been In this Match for 17 Minutes, Longer than anyone thus Far he Has eliminated most of the people in the match .. Looks Like 13 was indeed an unlucky number for Morty Goldstein. Here Comes that timer Again Who Will Be number 14???
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(Master Of Puppets By Metallica Plays )
Tony Reynolds: It's The Puppet Master Matt Elliott !!! He Has Been Very impressive winning The Hardcore Title A Few Months Back, His Career has been on the Slide However as of Late this big man will definitely Be looking to Take The Lightweight Title Home with him tonight. Elliott enters The ring and Goes Straight after Gambino who is Tied up with Zanyon. Elliott and Zanyon are beating the Holy Hell out of Gambino. They Whip Gambino into the ropes, Gambino comes back off the ropes and Gets kicked in the Gut by Zanyon, Zanyon and Elliott Drop Gambino to the Mat with the Double DDT. And Gambino is In serious trouble here. Elliott And Zanyon lift Gambino to his Feet and Walk Him Toward the ropes, And Try to Push Him Over the Top But Gambino is Holding onto the Top Rope, Tara Danger Breaks away From Kandy and Goes to Assist Zanyon and Elliott, Gambino wraps his Legs in the ropes trying to Stay in this Thing But he's Got Three Superstars Trying to take him out. Brian Norton sees All three superstars and approaches them Looks Like he's going to Help them Out.....Norton grabs the legs of Tara Danger, Zanyon and Matt Elliot And Toss them over the Top rope!!!!! Danger and Elliott hit the floor But Zanyon Manages to hold on and Pull Himself Back up. And Gambino is Still Caught in the ropes. Zanyon enters the Ring and Goes After Norton The two Start exchanging blows, Norton Picks up Zanyon and Tosses him into the Ropes, what a Show of Power By Norton!! Norton charges Zanyon, Zanyon stares at Norton with a Deer in the headlights look and pulls down the top rope Sending Norton To the Floor Below and Brian Norton Has Been eliminated by Zanyon!!!!! Number 15 is coming up folks who will it Be?
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(Cowboys from Hell By Pantera Blares over the P. a )
Tony Reynolds: It's Former United States champion Paul Pain, Pain Has had quite the Career in Xwa, Capturing the U.S Title and Hardcore titles while in Xwa, You Can Bet Paul Will Most Definitely Be looking to become the First ever Lightweight Champion. Pain enters the ring. Vinny Gambino is Back in the ring good news for him the bad News however is His Leg Appears to be Injured and Zanyon is taking Advantage By working on it, Alex Hart Is taking it to Kandy, Pain walks up from Behind Hart and punches him in the back of the head, Hart takes Exception and Fires Back with a Right to the Jaw of Pain. Kandy Comes from behind Hart and Pushes Him into Pain, Paul lifts him up and drives him into the mat with the Pain Killer. Kandy Lifts a Limp Alex Hart To his Feet and whips him into the ropes, Kandy charges Hart and clotheslines him over the top rope And Alex Hart Is Gone from this Match. Pain, Kandy, Zanyon and Gambino are still in this thing. Zanyon Is Still working on the Leg of Gambino But Pain comes Over And pushes Zanyon out of the Way and starts in on Gambino himself, Zanyon takes exception and Pushes Pain and the Two Out start outright Brawling, Kandy Is attacking Gambino But Gambino Kicks Him off And looks Like we're going to Get another Competitor into this Match Number 16 is ........???
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(AC/DC's Back In Black Plays)
Tony Reynolds: It's Tigermask V the Former tag team champion, He Has An opportunity to redeem himself as he has been on quite the losing streak he's lost 100 straight matches folks the Worst record in the history of wrestling, If Tigermask Doesn't have a good showing in this match I think it's pretty safe to assume Tiger can kiss his Job goodbye. Tigermask Hits the ring and Attacks Kandy, Kandy Kicks Tigermask in the gut and drops him to the Mat with a Fameasser, Kandy Is On top of Tigermask and he is Pounding his fist into Tigermask face, Kandy has really surprised a lot of people here tonight. Zanyon and Pain are Still Slugging it Out Here folks, Pain rakes the eyes and Gets the Advantage, he Backs Zanyon into the Ropes and Whips him in, Pain goes For the Clothesline Zanyon ducks it Zanyon springboards Off the Middle Rope and Connects With the Cross body Taking Down Pain, What a Move by Zanyon!!! Wait where's Gambino he has Completely disappeared from this match i guess he must have been eliminated in all the Chaos in the Ring, looks Like we're Getting another Wrestler in this Match Folks Who's going to be Number 17???
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(Ac/Dc's Highway to Hell Plays)
Tony Reynolds: It's Tigermask's Partner Tony Pajamaz, Looks Like Tigermask is going to Get some Help Here Folks, Pajamaz Hits The ring and Attacks Kandy He Lifts Kandy up and Drops him to the mat with the DDt, Pajamaz Helps Tigermask To his Feet, What a Sign Of Friendship Folks, Tigermask Starts walking toward Kandy But Tony Pajamaz Grabs him by the Tights and tosses Tigermask over the Top rope What a Betrayal!!!!! and Tigermask has a look of shock on his Face and look a Pajamaz with that Smirk on his Face. Pajamaz lifts Kandy to his Feet and pushes him into the corner and starts unloading Knife edge chops into the chest of Kandy. Pajamaz tries to Irishwhip Kandy, but Kandy blocks it! He's holding onto the ropes! Kandy uses all the power he's got and pulls Chaos in and hip tosses him over the top rope and to the floor!! Kandy Has taken out Another wrestler what a Role he is on, first Alex hart now Tony Pajamaz, Kandy is on fire!!!! and The Timer is Counting down yet Again Here Comes Number 18.
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(In my Hood by Fifty Cents Begins to Play)
Tony Reynolds: it's The Wrestler Formerly known as Checkmate he makes his Way out from Behind the Curtain and what a great number For Ja to get he should be a Force in this Match, Ja Hits the ring Jumps on Paul Pain, Killer and Zanyon are now double teaming Pain But Here comes Kandy who Breaks it up, Kandy Faces off with Zanyon, And Ja Faces off with Pain, Pain and Ja lock up and pain gets the Advantage Pain Hits Ja with a series Right Punches Stunning the big man, Pain whips Ja into the Ropes and Ja comes back and runs right into a Pain Killer!!!!! And Paul Pain has just Leveled Ja Killer, meanwhile Kandy is Attacking Zanyon, Kandy whips Zanyon in, But Zanyon gets the reversal and Whips Kandy in, Kandy comes Back off the Ropes and Zanyon goes for the clothesline and Kandy Ducks it, Kandy Springs boards off the Turnbuckle and goes for the drop kick but Zanyon catches him in mid Air!!!, Kandy is kicking and Screaming but Zanyon Managers to get him up on his shoulders and connects With the 721!!!!! if this were any other match Zanyon Could just Pin him and that would it but Zanyon has to toss him over the Top Rope. The timer is Counting down Once again who will be Number 19?????
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(Deadly games Hits)
Tony Reynolds: It's Flash!!! The former X-division Champion Has got to be the Favorite going into the home stretch of this match, his match with Cruncher at the clash of the champions was amazing will flash be the New Lightweight champion only time will tell. Flash is just standing outside the ring Waiting for his opportunity not a bad plan, Zanyon and Paul Pain have Kandy and Ja on the Ropes, Kandy and ja Charge Zanyon and Pain, Zanyon and Pain Lift them Both up and over the top Rope to the Floor and Kandy and Ja killer have both been eliminated And Zanyon and Pain go right back to Brawling again these two are showing how much they both want this match, Flash has finally entered the Ring and He Goes After Paul pain, man i thought these guys were boys but in this match their are no friends every man for himself, Zanyon and Flash are double teaming Pain, Flash and Zanyon pull Pain back up to his feet and whip him into the ropes, Pain comes right back into a big double elbow from Flash and Zanyon. Flash Lifts Paul to his feet again and Whips him back into the Ropes, Flash Charges Pain and Clothesline's Him over the top Rope and Paul pain Has been Done in by his Best Friend, Zanyon Hits Flash with a Sucker punch Knocking Flash to the mat, Zanyon has been a Beast he has outlasted everybody, he is Showing no Mercy here , Zanyon Lifts Flash up to his Feet and Lifts him on his Shoulders Looks like we'll see another 721 But Flash floats out of it Flash Grabs Zanyon from Behind Connects with a German Suplex, Both men are seriously drained here folks. the Timer is Moving Again looks we're getting another Superstar there are only One entry left who will it Be?
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(Closer" by Nine Inch Nails Plays)
Tony Reynolds: The Seven Foot Giant The Taskmaster Has arrived he Charges toward the Ring and joins Zanyon in attacking Flash, the Two are Double teaming Flash and that Seems to be a Theme of the Night Thus Far, Zanyon Lifts Flash to his Feet, But Flash Fights out of it He Hits Taskmaster with a Right hand and He Hits Zanyon with a Right Hand back and forth he's rocking both of them, Flash Kicks Zanyon in the Gut and drops Him to the Mat with Swinging Neck breaker, Flash Goes After Taskmaster and Whips Him into the Ropes Taskmaster Comes Back and Whips Flash into the Ropes, Flash Comes Back and the Taskmaster Kicks him in the stomach and Goes For The Final Task, But Flash Fights Out of It Flash kicks Taskmaster in the Knee and whips into the Ropes and Flash Clotheslines him over the Top rope But Taskmaster manages to hold onto the top rope and pulls himself up on the Apron Flash Hits Taskmaster with Massive right Hands Trying to Force Taskmaster to Fall to the Floor but Taskmaster is Holding his Own. Flash Pokes Taskmaster in the Eyes and Grabs him. Flash is Lobbing Punches into the side of Taskmaster trying to get the 7 footer to Fall off the Apron. Taskmaster Pushes flash off of him and tries to Get back in the Ring but Flash charges the Toward taskmaster, Taskmaster Pulls down the Top rope and Flash goes Flying over the Top Rope!!!!!! Flash Is GONE!!!!!! Flash Is Gone!!!!!Taskmaster is facing Flash One is still in this Match and One is Going to the Back, , Zanyon Makes it Back to His Feet he Sees Taskmaster Standing on the Apron, Zanyon springs Off The turnbuckle and dropkicks Taskmaster Off the Apron!!!! And Zanyon Has Done It!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly a Figure slides Under The Bottom Rope While Zanyon is Distracted)
Tony Reynolds: Wait That's Gambino, I thought He was eliminated!!!!! Gambino Sneaks up From Behind And Tries To Throw him Over the top rope But Zanyon Grabs the Top rope and Kicks Him off and falls To the Mat , Looks Like Zanyon Has to Get through Gambino To Win this Match. Zanyon and Gambino circle the ring, they've both been Amazing here tonight, Gambino throws the first Punch rocking Zanyon's Jaw, The Human Highlight Reel throws one back, they are trading fists like this is a Heavyweight prize fight, Zanyon gains the advantage, Rocking Gambino With a Brutal Left To the jaw, Zanyon kicks Gambino in the Stomach; Zanyon lifts Gambino on His Shoulders He's Going For the 721 Here folks!!! but Gambino counters! Gambino pushes Zanyon Into the Corner, Gambino Charges toward Zanyon in the Corner; But Zanyon gets The boot Up at the last second Stunning Gambino. Zanyon Climbs The second Turnbuckle and jumps off the Top Rope; he goes for the Hurrancanranna And Misses Gambino Catches Zanyon In mid Air Lifts him up and Gambino Power bombs Zanyon over the Top rope,Zanyon crashes to the floor!! This one is over!!! Vinny Gambino is The New World Lightweight Champion!!!!!!!!
(Vinny Gambino Stands on the top Rope With the Xwa Lightweight Title Around His Shoulder)
Tony Reynolds: What a Victory for this Guy Vinny Gambino Captures The Lightweight Title in his First Match. That Match Was a Hell of a way to start off The Night
(Camera Cuts Backstage To show Shinji The Japanese Mullet Still Questing For a new partner He approaches several superstars)
Shinji: Hey, Your Matt Elliott Right?
Matt Elliott: Yeah who the Hell Wants To know?
Shinji: I'm Shinji The Japanese Mullet I was Wondering If You would Wanna Be my Partner Tonight?
Matt Elliott: With You as a Partner we'd get smoked By the empire No dice Besides I Have Chunks Bigger than you in My Stool, Take a Hike Jobber
Shinji: You calling me a jobber that's Funny Especially since i have a Tag match and You didn't even last Five Minutes in Your Match.
(Matt Elliot Grabs Shinji By the Throat)
Matt Elliott: What did You Say to Me You Little Shit!!!!!!!!!!
(Matt Elliott Is About to Take Out Inflict Some serious Damage On shinji when a Paul Pain Interjects)
Paul Pain: No that I care what the Hell happens to him But Why don't you Cut the Guy A Break, I Mean The Only thing he did Wrong Was Ask you Instead of Me, I Mean I'm Paul pain and Your........What's Your Name Again?
(Matt Elliott tosses Shinji to the Ground and Goes Nose to Nose With Pain)
Matt Elliott: If I Were You old Man I Wouldn't Write a check My Ass Couldn't Cash, You Got about the count of Ten Before I put Your ass through That Wall
Paul Pain: Count to Ten? hahaha What am i A Fucking Preschooler, Can You Even count that High Junior? You Know What Why wait?
(With Out Warning Pain Strikes Elliott and The Two Start Brawling In The Lockeroom As Several Other Wrestlers and staff Try to Separate Them)
(Camera Cuts Back up Front To The announce Desk)
Tony Reynolds: wow Folks a lot of Tempers Flaring up In the Lockeroom, Matt Elliott and Paul Pain Those Two Guys are a Couple of Bulls And Poor Shinji this is One of The Biggest Nights in his Career and He still Doesn't have a Partner, Well folks Hopefully Shinji Will Get Lucky Before his Match Right Now we Have Another Major Title On The Line As Krypton Gets Set To Defend His X-Division Title Against Venom This One Should Be a BlockBuster Before We Head to The ring I understand We Have My sister Sofia standing backstage With the X-division Champ Himself, take it away Sofia
(camera shows Sofia Reynolds Standing Next To Krypton)
Sofia Reynolds:Krypton,what is your strategy going to be in just a few minutes when you defend your X-division title against Venom on the biggest stage that there is here in XWA,Ring Of Honor?
Krypton:Ha ha. Yeah right. Like I,The Hot Commodity,Krypton need a strategy. Tonight is just my night. Look at this new ring attire I have just for ROH. The lime green on white short tights,like one Mr.Aj Styles. The special white and green right knee brace.
Sofia Reynolds:Yeah,those are pretty hot.
Krypton:Yes they are. But speaking of hot. If you thought this new ring attire was hot,if you thought that me having the X-division title is hot. And if you think me leaving Boston (cough,Go Yankees)as the X-division champion is hot. Than just wait until you see what I am bringing to the ring with me. And hopefully back to the hotel with me.
Sofia Reynolds:What are you talking about?
Krypton:You will see. And hopefully I will see more. Hey, Lets just say the X-division title wont be the only thing known for X's tonight.
Sofia Reynolds:What?
Krypton:That's all I will say about it. Now back to Venom. Venom, I am going to do you a favor right now. I am going to tell you exactly how I will beat you. You will think you have things under control,but WHAM,out of nowhere,The Lethal Dosage. Than while you are laying in the middle of the ring,I will climb to the top turnbuckle,and deliver the biggest Five Star Frog Splash anyone has ever seen. Then it will be 1-2-3. And just like that, The Hot Commodity,Krypton, will walk out of Ring Of Honor,with the X-division title around my waist.
Sofia Reynolds:Well you heard it. Who knows what the Hot Commodity has in store for us tonight here at Ring Of Honor. Back to You Tony
(Camera Cuts Back to the Announce Desk)
Tony Reynolds: What a Night So Far We've Crowned a new Champion, Will Venom Make it Two in a Row? or will The Man Known As The Hot Commodity Keep his Impressive win-lost Streak Alive? We're About to Find Out, As Krypton Is Set To Defend His Newly Won X-Division title against the Body Guard of the Empire Let's Go to the Ring.
(Bell rings)
Devon Shire: The Following Contest is Scheduled For one Fall and Is For the X Division Title
(Crowd Pops)
(Goldberg's Imperial March Begins to Play Throughout the Arena)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring From Kyoto, Japan Weighing In at 263 Pounds he is the Bodyguard of the Evil empire Here is The Man Known Only As...........Venommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: The Former Hardcore champion Competing Injured here tonight after Being Brutality Attacked by the Masked Man two weeks ago Venom Vowed to be apart of ring of Honor tonight he'll have his Hands Full as he tries to Take The X- Division Title From The White Hot Krypton who has Been Unstoppable since he Captured that Title From Amy Suicide.
Female Voice: Oh Krypton!!!!!!!!!!
(Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde Begins To play )
Devon Shire And His Opponent From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Weighing in at 238 Pounds he is the X- division Champion Of the World, The Man Known as The Hot
Commodity Here is Krypton!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As smoke fills The Entrance Ramp, Krypton slowly Walks out And Gives the Finger To The Crowd, Then Krypton Points to The Entrance Ramp and a Beautiful Blonde Walks In a Low Cut Black Dress It's Adult Film Legend Jenna Jameson!!!)
Tony Reynolds: Whoa My...My god is haha Is that Jenna Jameson? Damn What do i Have to do Get chicks like That?!?!?!?!
(Krypton Helps Jenna to her Seat at ringside She gives Him a Kiss On The cheek and He Slides into the ring Takes off his X- Division Title and Hands it to the Ref who shows it to Venom and then to the Crowd The Ref Then Calls For The Bell)
(Bell Rings)
Tony Reynolds: And Here We Are Folks, Krypton and Venom walk to the center of the ring and Krypton is Talking Some Serious Trash To Venom
Krypton: You second Rate Damien Demento You really think you can Go with the Hot Commodity
(Suddenly Krypton Smacks Venom and Venom Takes Him Down With a Tackle)
Tony Reynolds: and This one is On Folks, Venom getting the Better of these Punches, He Lifts Krypton to his Feet and whips him into the Ropes and connects with a back body drop. Venom picks The Champion up and whips him into the corner, Venom signals To the Crowd and Charges into the Corner and Levels Krypton with The Clothesline. Venom is Really Taking it to the Champion here. Venom Begins Stomping away at Krypton the Ref forces Venom to Back Off and Krypton Slides Out of the Ring. The X-Division champion Taking a Breather here He doesn't Like The Way this Match Is going and I Don't Blame Him Venom is Getting The Better of him Thus Far. The Referee Is Making the The Count; You Can see That Venom is Getting antsy here after All You Can't win the title By Count out. Krypton Finally Decides To Climb Back Into the ring, Krypton And Venom Lock Up Venom Gets The advantage and Forces The Hot Commodity Into Corner; Venom Throws The Forearm but Krypton ducks Out of the Way And Thumbs Venom in the Eyes. Krypton In Control pushes Venom Back in the corner and Unleashes a Series Of Brutal Knife Edge Chops Turning Venom's Chest Bright Red. the x-division champion is in Total control here Folks, Krypton Lifts Venom up and Drops him hard to the Mat With the Powerslam. Krypton Backs up a Little then Charges toward Venom connecting with a brutal Rolling Knee drop. Krypton goes for the pin 1..................................2.....................Venom Gets The shoulder Up! Krypton Back up Pulls Venom To his Feet and Whips him Back into the Corner; Krypton charges Into The Corner Nails Venom with the Massive Clothesline, Krypton Grabs Venom By the head and Drives Him to the Mat with the Bulldog. the X- Division Champion is taking it to Venom here Folks; Krypton climbs The Top Rope Looks Like He's Going to try to Put this One Away, He Leaps Off And Connects With a Massive Five Star Frog Splash!!!!! What a Move!!!!! This Boston Crowd is Booing like Crazy; Krypton Rolls Venom Over and Goes For the pin 1......................................................2................................Kickout by Venom, How the hell did Venom Kickout of that!!!?!?!?! Venom is in serious Trouble Here folks he's Had no Offense in this Match for the last & minutes. Krypton Lifts Venom to his Feet and Whips him Into the ropes;Venom ducks the clothesline , Venom Grabs Krypton By the arm and Turns Him Around and Kicks him in the Midsection, Venom Backs up;Charges Forward and Nails Krypton with the Heel Kick. Venom Getting Some Much Needed Offense In this One Venom Cover Him 1..................................................2...................................thr Krypton Gets The shoulder up at the Last Second. Venom Stands Up and Pulls The X-Division Champion to His Feet and Whips Him Into The ropes, Krypton comes back,ducks the clothesline, bounces off the ropes again, he Leaps In the Air and Hits Venom with the Hurrancanranna, Krypton Hooks The Leg
1................2................Venom Pushes Krypton off at the last Second! Krypton and Venom Are Both Down; this Match Has Taken a Heavy Toll On Both Men. Who will Make It to there Feet First? Krypton & Venom Both make it to there Feet at the same time, The Two Men Charge Toward one another and Start Trading Fist, Krypton gets The Advantage with a thumb To the eye; Krypton Tries to whip Venom Into The ropes But Venom reverses It Sending Krypton into the Ropes, Venom charges Krypton and Dropkicks Him through the ropes!!!! What a Move By Venom!!! Krypton Is Out Cold On the Outside, Venom Is On One knee in the Ring holding those Bruised Ribs He Got on The Receiving End of an attack by the Masked Man. Venom stands on his Feet , Krypton is on the outside and has Just made it to his feet, Venom Charges Toward the other side of the ring he Springs Off The Turnbuckle And Leaps off Spearing Krypton on the Outside!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd Chants Holy Shit Holy shit Holy Shit Holy Shit)
Tony Reynolds; OH MY GOD!!!!!! That Was simply Incredible, The X-Division Champion Has Just Been Broken in Half But Venom is Down As Well. The Referee is Making The Count
Referee: 1...............................2.................................3...........................4...................5......6..
7...........8..........
(Suddenly A Big Bearded Man Dressed In Black With Glasses Makes Comes From Out Of the Crowd)
Tony Reynolds: Wait What is This? It's That Same Guy Who Beat Up Amy Suicide At the last Malevolence He Lifts Krypton to His Feet and Rolls Him in the ring Breaking the Ref's Count, Come On Ref Get this Guy Out Of Here it's Obvious He's Interfering In the Match!!!
(The Man From the Crowd Puts Something into Krypton's Tights before he is Grabbed by Ringside Security And Arrested)
Tony Reynolds: Finally We Have Control Ringside, Krypton slides Back to the Outside and Lifts Venom To His feet and Rolls Him Back into the Ring. Krypton Lifts Venom to His Feet And Whips Him into the Corner; Krypton charges In the Corner But Venom ducks Out Of the Way and Krypton Smacks His Head On the Turnbuckle; Krypton Has Been Busted Wide open!!!!!!!!! a dazed Krypton Is Bleeding Like a Stuck pig, Krypton turns Around And Venom connects With the Black Spear!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! This one is All But Over all Venom has to Do is Pin Him. Venom Pulls Krypton to The Center of the Ring and Goes For the Pin 1............................2...................................Kickout By Krypton I Swear I thought Venom Had Him and Venom Slaps the Mat in Frustration. Venom Steps Out on the Apron And Climbs The Top Turnbuckle Looks Like he's Looking to Hit the First Strike; Venom Leaps Off the top turnbuckle and..........................................................Misses Krypton Moved Out of The way!!!!! Man This Has Been A Brutal, Brutal Match, Both Men are Down and The crowd that was Never Really in either Man's Corner is Cheering On both Men's Effort's Here Tonight. Venom Somehow Makes It to His feet First, He Lifts Krypton to His Feet, And Hooks Him, He's Going for the Black Void!! wait....It's That Guy again!!! How the Hell Did He Get away From Security??!!?? He's On the ring Apron He's Got the Ref By the Shirt Someone Get this Ass Out of here Already
(Venom Drops A Weakened Krypton to the mat and Starts hammering Fist into the Head of the Mystery Man Trying to Get him Off the apron)
Tony Reynolds: That's right Venom handle your business, Krypton On The Mat Wait What's He Pulling out of His Tights, wait folks Venom Knocks The Mystery Man off The Apron to the Floor Below'; Venom goes to Grab Krypton But Krypton Hits Him with a Stiff Right Hand to the Jaw and.......Venom Is Out Cold!!!! With One Punch??? wait Look It's a Pair Of Brass Knuckles!!!! Krypton You Bastard!!! Krypton Covers Venom 1.............................................................2........................................3 And Krypton Has Retained The Damn X-division Title!!!!! by screwing Over Venom with help From the Mystery Man
(Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde Begins To play )
Devon Shire: Your Winner Of the Match And Still The X-Division Champion Of The World He Is The Hot Commodity Krypton!!!!!!!!
(The Mystery Man Lifts Krypton to His Feet And Raises His Hand In victory)
(Camera Cuts Backstage)
(Shinji the Japanese Mullet Is Frantic as He has still not Found a Partner for his Match when he sees New Xwa General Manager Kriminal and another guy Walking toward him)
Shinji: What the hell am I Going to do??!!! I can't face the Empire by myself I'll be Slaughtered
Kriminal : look Shinji Amy Legacy Told me about Your situation, Next time something like this Happens you come to Me, You Understand If it Affects my show it's My Business, Jushin Or whatever that Idiots Name was has Been Released From Xwa. So Since you have no Partner For Tonight I Have Found You a New One
Shinji: Really Who?
Kriminal: Shinji I want You to Meet the Xwa's Newest acquisition, Kid Domino He has Wrestled Throughout North America and Japan and I'm Sure His skills Will compliment yours Nicely .
Shinji; Oh thank You, Thank God, Look Dude our Match is Next so There's no Time To Go over Strategy so Let's Just go out there And Wing it Okay?
Domino: Not a Problem i'm ready lets go win those titles
(Camera is shown in XWA CEO Mavick's office)
Mavick: (on the phone) No, I don't want jellyfish for the ROH after party. I asked for calamari. Can't you get it right? & & &..No, I don't want your business. Goodbye. (Mavick pounds on his desk) Damn caterers, can't do anything right. Looks like we Gotta hit the club for the after party. Hope I got the cash on me, cuz I sure don't want to use credit for this.
Intercom: Mavick, phone call. Line one.
Mavick: Ming Lei, who is it? I told you that I don't want anyone to bother me.
Intercom: He claims to know you. He says you were expecting his call.
Mavick: I have no idea who he & &..wait. (Mavick smiles) Yes!!! I'll take the call Ming Lei.
(Mavick picks up the phone.) Hello? Well it's nice to speak with you again, how are things? Good, glad to hear. Are you still planning on being here for Ring Of Honor? You are, good. When should we expect you? In time for the main event I hope, you are the referee. Good, you will be here. I'll be at the back waiting for &.what? You don't want me to greet you? No one other than me knows you're coming. Ok, I'll send Synyster to meet you. He may be a little late cuz of his Ic title match. Is that ok? Great, Syn will be there. Looking forward to see you. okay man Later
(Camera Cuts to Tony Reynolds at the Announce Desk)
Tony Reynolds: Who the hell is Going To Ref The Main event tonight Folks Well it's a Mystery for a Later time right Now We Have Tag Team Action Up Next Lets Go to Devon shire in the Ring
Devon Shire: The next match is a Falls count Anywhere Texas Tornado Hardcore Match and is for the Xwa Tag Team Championship!!!!
(Crowd pops)
(The lights dim and a gong sounds, a ripple affect is sent across the Xtremeatron, then "So Cold" by Static-X blasts over the PA System)
(The crowd begins cheer wildly):
Devon Shire: Introducing the Challengers weighing in at a combined total of 430 pounds, here is the team of Domino and Shinji!!!
(Shinji and Domino rise up out of the floor, the crowd cheering, they run down the ramp and slide under the ropes. Each run to a corner and raise up their arms)
Tony Reynolds: Shinji Just Got this guy as a Partner I Seriously doubt these Guys are Going to have the chemistry to pull this off but you never know
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day begins to Play)
Devon Shire: and their opponents weighing in at a combined total of 423 pounds, they are members of the Evil Empire and the XWA Tag Team Champions, They are the Longest Reigning champions in Xwa history here is the team of Mary-Jane Montez and Powda Pimp!:
(as the elevator raises The Champs up to the ramp. MJ and Pimp step off and make their way calmly down to the ring)
Tony Reynolds: The tag team champions are looking pretty confident tonight, I hope they realize that Shinji And Domino want that gold. Pimp and MJ stop at the ring look at each other, the dragons slide out of the ring, one on each side, they start digging for weapons under the ring. Already with weapons.MJM runs after Shinji and Pimp goes after Domino. Domino has ahold of something it seems but is half way under the ring, Pimp grabs his legs and pulls him out
It's a fire extinguisher! ,Out comes a cloud of white smoke, but Pimp stepped back before he could get any in his face. MJ waits for Shinji crawl out from under ring. Shinji comes out with a ladder, the crowd in an uproar. He turns around and MJ does a cross body right onto the ladder:!
Tony Reynolds:: This match hasn't even started yet and it's already like this? Shinji and MJM are both rolling around holding their stomachs,MJ mostly though. Pimp grabs the fire extinguisher away from Domino, Domino slides into the ring. Pimp throws the extinguisher down. And slides into the ring after Domino, Domino with a few quick kicks to the back of Pimp's back. Domino hits the ropes and lands a leg drop on the back of Pimp's neck
Tony: Looks like Domino is gonna use that quickness he has to his advantage, I don't Really Know much about this guy I Mean He Just Teamed with shinji for the first time Tonight but he Seems to be holding his own.
Shinji starts getting up as does MJ, Shinji charges MJ. MJ side steps him and Shinji hits the steps hard. MJ looks at Shinji, then up to Domino and Pimp. MJ goes after Domino,Domino doesn't see her and she connects with a forearm to the back of his head. Domino goes down,. MJ picks Domino up and whips him to a corner, Pimp walks over to Domino and thrusts his shoulder into his gut a few times. MJ sits in the other corner waiting for Pimp to move. Pimp looks behind him to see MJ starting to do backflips towards him, he quickly moves and she connects With a handspring elbow into Domino's chest. Domino falls into the corner. Shinji slides into the ring,Pimp sees him and quickly starts to work on his shoulder kicking it while he slides in. MJ raises Domino back up and gives him a knife chop, and another, and another. Each time Domino grabbing his chest. The chops echoing through the arena. Pimp, picks Shinji up Irish whip to the ropes. Pimp goes for the clothesline but Shinji ducks and hits the other side, he bounces off the ropes and tries for a tornado DDT but Pimp is able to hold his balance long enough for MJ to help him out and give Shinji a flapjack. Well,looks like Pimp and Mary Jane are more than likely gonna retain their gold. the champions Are Dominating this contest. Mary Jane Montez goes back to work Domino, who has recovered slightly. MJ throws a punch but Domino blocks and hits one of his own, MJ again throws another punch but Domino blocks and hits one his own. MJ is reeling, Pimp with a quick shoulder tackle to Domino to stop any momentum he was gonna have. MJ shaking her head, Pimp asks her if she's ok, she nods. Pimp goes back to Shinji and his shoulder. Pimp applies an Arm bar, torquing back on that shoulder even more, Shinji quickly grabs the rope to release The hold. MJ lays a steel chair down on the mat, she picks Domino up,hooks his arm and lands a hard delayed suplex onto the chair!!!! .Pimp walks over to the turnbuckle, and takes off the padding. Pimp calls MJ over, they both pick Shinji up and Irish whip him into the corner, Shinji arches his back. Pimp and MJ turn around, Domino is already back up. He lands a double dropkick on Pimp and MJ, which make them stagger backwards, Shinji jumps up from behind and locks both their heads and hits a double bulldog. Shinji picks MJ up, Domino hits a front flip Senton onto the back of Pimp. Shinji whips MJ into the exposed turnbuckle! Shinji rushes MJ and lands a shoulder into her stomach, he backflips and rushes again, Domino picks Pimp up and hits a face plant,Shinji jumps onto the second turnbuckle and monkey flips MJ out of the corner onto Pimp!!! : The Challengers are fired up here folks! Shinji climbs the top rope Domino hands him a chair, he gets ready for a Moonsault. Domino holds MJ's legs down, MJ kicks Domino into the ropes which leads to Shinji slipping Hitting his crotch on the exposed turnbuckle. Shinji falls Upside down ,but his legs get caught up, MJ gets up, Shinji is still holding that chair. MJ runs at him and slams the chair into his face with a baseball slide. MJ gets to her feet then runs toward domino who sees her coming and tosses her up and over the top rope at. Domino turns around and is met with a clothesline from Pimp which sends him over the top rope. Pimp looks down at Shinji, who still has the chair in his hand. Shinji is still holding that damn chair, what the hell? Pimp grabs the chair easily away from Shinji to reveal he's been busted open! Pimp throws the chair down, he starts sending hard kicks into Shinji's stomach. Domino gets up as does MJ, MJ goes for a clothesline but misses, Domino gets behind her hooking his arms up behind her locking on a full nelson. Pimp picks Shinji, Pimp gets Shinji on his shoulders and connects with the Pimp Slap! Pimp looks at Shinji and locks in WDM, Shinji trying to make it the ropes, but he has no grip. Domino looks back to the ring, he throws MJ down with a Full Nelson Slam and rushes back into the ring. He slams his knee into the back Pimp's head. Shinji crawls over to the corner, tending to his knee. Domino begins rolling Pimp outside the ring. Pimp falls out, Domino grabs the top rope, Pimp keeps rolling out close to the entrance ramp. Domino slingshots himself out of the ring onto Pimp! Shinji slides outside,goes under the ring and grabs a table, he drags to the bottom of the ramp. Pimp and MJ are still layed out. Domino gets yet another table out. Shinji and Domino both set there tables up at the bottom of the ramp. Shinji walks back over to MJ and drags her back to the table. Domino picks up Pimp and puts him on the table. Shinji does the same with MJ.:: What the hell are they doing now?
Shinji and Domino look up at the top ropes, the crowd cheering. Shinji and Domino climb to the top rope, one on one side one on the other. Both point down and leap off the top rope, MJ rolls off her table just before Shinji crashes through it, but Pimp gets put through when Domino crashes his table::
Tony: AHHH!! EVERYONE'S OUT, SHINJI MAY BE DEAD!
The crowd goes nuts. MJ,Shinji,Pimp and Domino are all laying on the floor. A couple minutes have passed and Domino and Pimp start to get up. Domino throws a punch at Pimp and connects, Pimp throws a punch at Shinji. The 2 fight their way up the ramp. Pimp gets the upper hand with a kick to the midsection, he lifts him up for a power bomb. He starts running and lands the power bomb on top of the door. The hydraulics give way and the lift falls, Pimp and Domino going with it just as he hits the move. :
Tony: The lift broke, Powda Pimp and Domino fell through with Pimp hitting the Powda Bomb!
(Crowd starts chanting HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!)
The Cameraman rushes to the top and looks down at Pimp and Domino,who aren't moving. MJ starts getting up slowly, Shinji still writhing in pain.MJ motions for someone from the back, and Venom makes his way down to the ring. MJ rolls Shinji back in the ring. MJ waits for Venom. MJ goes under the ring and gets another table, she kicks away the debris from the last ones and sets up another Table. Venom and MJ are looking at the table, Shinji gets up hits the ropes, MJ and Venom get on the apron. Shinji with a running double dropkick to MJ and Venom, they fall back through the table. Everyone is done yet again. Paramedics finally get to Pimp and Domino. Shinji gets up and sees, Venom and MJ getting up. He hits the ropes again and flies over the top rope with a Shooting Star Press on Venom and MJ. All are down,AGAIN! Paramedics are taking a look at Pimp and Domino who are coming to life little by little. Shinji gets up, he grabs a steel chair. Venom gets up and gets slammed in the head with the chair. MJ crawls to get another chair, she rolls back into the ring with it. Shinji sees an opportunity and rolls in the ring with chair in hand. Shinji swings his chair just as MJ swings hers and the chairs collide. MJM stands up completely. The 2 look at each other and start swinging their chairs: It's like a sword fight folks! Look at them go! :MJ ducks under a swing and gets behind Shinji, she swings her chair but Shinji blocks it with his. He swings around again, MJ ducks again. This time a slight delay from MJ then she swings just as Shinji swings his, both chairs connecting with a skull shot to each other. Both fall as do the chairs. What a collision!!! Pimp and Domino are being helped out from under the ramp way. Domino begins shaking his head and yells at them to let them be. Pimp throws a paramedic into another one which hits Domino,shoving him into the steel barricade. Pimp picks Domino up and tosses him down on the ramp. Pimp makes his way down to the ring and sees that Shinji and MJ are out cold. He slides into the ring and checks on Mary Jane whose now been busted open. Venom gets up and sees MJ's face his red. He gets an angered look on his face, he grabs Domino lifts him up and hits a cradle shock DDt. Pimp looks outside and tells Venom to get in here. Krypton comes running down the ring and slams his forearm into the back of Venoms head, venom turns around and hits Krypton. The 2 fight up the ramp , Domino gets back onto the ramp, his vision is Kinda blurry, he sees 2 men fighting but doesn't know who they are. He dropkicks both off the ramp way onto the equipment below. Back in the ring Pimp lifts Shinji up locks his arms around him and Hits A German suplex,looks like Powda's going for the Huggyplexes;a second German suplex, a third,a fourth and a huge fifth German suplex. MJM goes to the top rope. Powda falls to the mat. MJ up top, Swanton Bomb onto Shinji., She hit it, The Crazy Train! ::Ref goes for the count....1.......2.........Domino off the top rope hitting an elbow on the side of Mary Jane, he rolls MJ over and goes for the cover.....1.........2......Pimp breaks it up. Pimp lifts Domino up and hits the PPD onto a chair ......1...........2...........::Shinji breaks it up. He goes to the top and tries a 450 splash on Pimp but Pimp moves. Pimp gets up,MJ gets up, Domino gets up MJ and Pimp Clothesline Domino over the top rope, they go over as well. Shinji gets up,rolls to the out side, grabs a ladder and slides it under the ropes. Shinji places the ladder over the top rope. Pimp and Domino are up, Pimp low blows Domino but holds him up seeing Shinji is gonna try something,he waits. Shinji hits the ropes and goes to use the ladder like steps, but Pimp throws Domino into the ladder making it bounce back up and hit Shinji in the face. Pimp grabs Domino and rolls him back in He sets up him and hits a powerbomb and another powerbomb. He gets Him on his shoulders again and drives him into the ladder with a DVD. Pimp covers....1....2....Shinji with a 450 splash onto Pimp which breaks up the cover. Shinji rolls Pimp out of the ring and sets up the ladder again. MJ grabs Shinji's leg and drags him out, Domino, gets 2 MORE tables and sets them up outside by the entrance ramp.::
Tony: It's like having the Dudley's here tonight people! ::Domino grabs a steel chair and slams it into Pimp, who falls back onto a table. Domino hoists him onto a table as well. Domino grabs another ladder and puts it in the ring, MJ throws a punch at Shinji who ducks behind her. She turns around and gets super kicked onto a table. Pimp and MJ are laid out on the tables. Shinji rolls back into the ring and sets up the other Ladder.The tables are set up end to end. Shinji and Domino climb their ladders. Pimp gets off his table and rushes into the ring and up Shinji's ladder. He starts pounding on Shinji,who is reeling. Domino leaps onto the other ladder, which tips taking Pimp,Domino and....no Shinji leaps to the other ladder and stands on the top of it. Domino and Pimp both crash through a table. Shinji looks down at MJ. He Moonsault's off the ladder and onto MJ! The crowd once again goes nuts and are on their feet. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Powda Pimp lands on top of Domino, but Shinji lands on top of MJ. The ref counts for Shinji....1........2........3!::And WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Devon shire: And Your Winners OF THE MATCH AND THE NEW TAG TEAM Champions of the World Here is The Team Of Shinji and Domino!!!!!!
(Shinji, stands up slowly and grabs the belts and Helps Domino up. The ref grabs their wrists, Domino stumbles backwards and falls,holding onto the tag team titles. The 2 make their way up the ramp. And hold their titles high in the air as the Crowd Cheers Wildly)
Tony Reynolds: Congratulation Shinji!! The Guy Couldn't Find a Partner All Night and Thanks To the New Gm He is a Walking out of Boston With Tag Team Gold Around His Waist. Shinji and Domino Performed Like Champions
(Camera Cuts Backstage To Amy Legacy Standing by With Shane Meadows)
Amy Legacy: Folks I'm standing Here With the Ic Champion Shane Meadows, Shane You Have Quite the Challenge ahead of you tonight as You Fight two Legends for your Ic title
Shane Meadows: Let me Stop You right there Amy I'm Not Scared of anyone Let's Face it I'm one of the Best things going today and Quite Frankly I'm Ready For this, I'm Not Saying this is Going to be easy But I am Saying That If Jobbercho and Syn think they have what it takes to run over Me They Better Rethink their Goddamn Strategy Cause Like I've Proven Before I'm the New F'n Game!!!! I didn't get this Intercontinental Championship By Playing it Safe, I fought Hard for this belt I Beat Zanyon Twice No one can Take that away from me And Tonight I will Retain My Title And After the Show I'm going to Rock some Girl's Boat, In Fact Amy If You Wanna Find out what the F'n in My Name Stands For then Meet Me After in my dressing room after I Retain My Title!
(Meadows Kisses Amy legacy on the Forehead slowly and then Winks at Amy Legacy;then He Walks Away)
Amy Legacy:(checks Out Meadows with a smile on her face As he walks away) um.........Back to you Tony
(Camera Cuts Back to Tony Reynolds)
Tony Reynolds: well What else Can you say about that Huh Folks? Jeez is this Xwa or Red shoe Diaries any way Folks If You Guessed It By his Promo It's Time For the Intercontinental Title Match Three Of The Best Wrestlers In the Xwa Today Will Hook Up in a Three way Dance I'm Sure Will Steal The Show Let's Go to The Ring!!!!!!!!!!
(Bell Rings)
Devon Shire: Ladies And Gentlemen The Following Contest Is the First Main Event of the Night and It is For The Xwa Intercontinental Championship Of The Worrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
(Starlite Desperation's The Thing Begins to Play Throughout the Arena)
Devon Shire: Coming To The Ring From Freeport, Illinois Weighing In
230 Pounds Here Is Jobbercho!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Jobbercho Got a Big Win Over Synyster this Past Malevolence and I Predicted That who Ever Won that Match Would Win This Three Way But After Shane Meadows Performance on that Same Show Who Knows Anybody could Walk Away With The Ic Title Tonight. Let's Go Back to the Ring for the Introduction Of the Minister
(People Hate Me By Murderdolls Begins to Blare Throughout the Arena)
Devon Shire: Coming To The Ring Hailing From The Deepest Reaches Of Your Soul Standing at a Height of 6'6 And Weighing in at 295 Pounds He is a Former Xwa Hardcore Champion Here Is the Master of the ultimate Sin Here is Synysterrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: The Minister Coming off a Tough Loss To Jobbercho On Malevolence Looking To Take The Intercontinental Championship and Redemption Home Tonight by Any Means Necessary.
(White Room By Cream Begins To Play Over the P. a. System)
Tony Reynolds: The Crowd Is On It's Feet!!!!
Devon Shire: Coming To The Ring Hailing From San Francisco,California Standing at a Height of 6'4 and Weighing in at a Staggering 275 Pounds Here Is The New F'n Game Shane Meadows!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: This Capacity Crowd is Giving It Up For the Intercontinental champion Who Has Been On a tear Lately folks This Young kid Has been Labeled a Legend Killer as of late that Nickname Will definitely be Tested as He Will Be Facing off Against Two well known Veterans of the Game. Before This One Gets Underway, folks I would Like to Welcome Someone to the announce Desk Who definitely has made an Impact in the World Of Wrestling I'm Joined By Wrestling Promoter And Iwf Hall of famer David "metallica" Tonker Welcome Mr. Tonker
David Tonker: Thank you Tony, Mavick Invited me to Ring Of Honor and I was Happy to Oblige. This Should a Fantastic Match
Tony Reynolds: Yes it should One question I Wanna ask is are You the Special guest Ref for tonight's Main Event?
David Tonker: No I'm Not Tony Just here To Help You call the Action For this Match Which Should Be a Classic
Tony Reynolds: A Classic that is finally Underway The ref has Called For the Bell, All three Men Stare at each other as the Crowd is heard Screaming in the Background. Meadows Makes The First move Charging Toward Synyster and Nailing Him with a Strong Left Hand, Synyster Comes Back and Hits Meadows with a Left Of his Own, Jobbercho Charges Toward both Men and Connects with a Split legged dropkick, What a Move By Jobbercho!!!!! Jobbercho Springs boards to the Middle rope And connects with a Flying Moonsault Taking down Synyster and Meadows.
David Tonker: My god What a Move!!! Jobbercho Showing He is still very Innovative after all these Years
Tony Reynolds: In Deed, Jobbercho Lifts the champion to his feet, and Whips Him Into the ropes and Jobbercho lifts meadows Up and over with the Back Body drop. Jobbercho Springs Boards Off the Middle rope and connects with a Beautiful Text book Asai Moonsault He Hooks the Leg 1.........2...........and Synyster Hits a Big Leg Drop to the back of the head of Jobbercho breaking up the Count. Synyster Keeping his title hopes alive With That Move. Synyster Lifts Jobbercho in the Air and Dumps Him Over the Top Rope to the Floor Below.
David Tonker: Oh My god did He Just Land On His Head? Jesus!!!
Tony Reynolds: He Appears to Be knocked out Cold, My God the Minister just Dropped Jobbercho on His Head!!!, The Minister with a Smile on his Face that is well Frankly Sinister,
David Tonker: You didn't mean to say that on Purpose did you?
Tony Reynolds: Synyster turns And Focuses His Attention on The Champion who is still Down, Synyster Goes to Grab meadows and meadows rakes him across the eyes
David Tonker: Meadows Playing possum The rookie Pulling a Veteran move there very Impressive.
Tony Reynolds: Meadows Makes it Quickly to his feet and Drills Synyster with the forearm. Synyster Was Stunned By That Move. Meadows Charges Synyster and Levels the 6'6 Monster with a running Knee Lift. Meadows showing his brutal Side But If He wants to walk out Of Ring Of honor the Champion that's exactly what he Needs To do. Meadows Lifts Synyster to His Feet and Whips Him into Ropes, Synyster Comes Back Off the Ropes And Meadows Slams Him to the Mat with A spine Buster. Meadows Goes For the Pin 1................................2......Kickout By Synyster
David Tonker: That Was So Close
Tony Reynolds: Synyster Barely Getting the Arm Up before The Three Count. Meadows pulls Synyster to his feet And whips Him into the Ropes Again Synyster Reverses it, Meadows Bounces off the ropes, Synyster Grabs Meadows By the Hair and tosses Him Up and Over the Top Rope To the Floor Below!!!
David Tonker: Synyster Clearly Tossed Meadows Over the Ropes to give himself time to Recover.
Tony Reynolds: Not a Bad Move Considering that Five seconds ago Meadows Was Giving it to Synyster with those heavy Blows. Jobbercho and Meadows both Recover on the Outside and the Two Start Exchanging Blows on the Outside, what a Fight, A powerful Right by Jobbercho But Meadows returns the Favor, both men are Slugging it out Like Prize Fighters. Synyster runs against the Ropes And Dives Over The rope onto Jobbercho and Meadows And All three Men Are Down!!!!!
(Crowd Chants Holy Shit Holy shit Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit)
David Tonker: Damn I've Never seen a move like that From Syn whoa
Tony Reynolds: All three of these men are Fighting to prove themselves here, Syn Diving Over the top Rope and Taking out Meadows and Jobbercho but i Think he Hit his head on the Ring Barrier. The Minister makes it to his Feet but Grabs the Ropes For Balance. Synyster in Control of this Matchup so Far. He Lifts Jobbercho to His feet and Rolls Him into the Ring, Meadows Staggers To his Feet and Grabs Synyster By The Leg as he Steps on the Ring apron, Synyster Kicks Meadows Back into the Guard rail hard, Synyster Steps Off the Apron And Lifts Meadows to his Feet and Whips him Hard into the Ring Steps and Meadows is Hurt he is Grabbing his Knee in Agony
David Tonker: Synyster is having his Way here just dominating out right it might Be his Night tonight.
Tony Reynolds: No Kidding What Dominance By the Minister. Synyster Slides In the ring and Lifts Jobbercho to his feet, He gets him into Position and Lifts him up in the air and Connects with a Beautiful Vertical suplex. Syn Goes for the Pin 1..........2.............kickout by Jobbercho. Jobbercho showing the heart of a champion.
David Tonker: Jobbercho's Heart is why he has Captured so many titles in Different companies Despite Being much Smaller Than Meadows and Synyster he has Managed to Stay in this one.
Tony Reynolds: Synyster Lifts Jobbercho to his feet Once again and Positions Him he lifts him Up in the Air Looks Like He's Going to go for the Sloth Power bomb, But Shane Meadows comes out of nowhere and clips Synyster in the Back of the Leg Causing him to Drop Jobbercho. Meadows Coming out of nowhere Dave.
Dave Tonker: Meadows didn't become the Intercontinental Champion By Accident the Kid Has shown that he has an incredible Future in Wrestling.
Tony Reynolds: all Three Men Down What a Match folks It Has not disappointed, Meadows Makes It to His feet first, Jobbercho And Synyster make to their Feet as Well All three Men Are Standing in their Corners Looking at each other This Crowd is on it's feet
(Crowd pops wildly)
David Tonker: Whoever makes the First Move Might walk out of here With the title
Tony Reynolds: Well see, Meadows Makes the First move He charges Toward Jobbercho and nails him with a clothesline that almost Knocks him over the top rope, Synyster comes from behind Meadows he Lifts the Champion Up And Drives Him into the Mat Sit out power bomb 1................................................................................................2..............................
Kickout By Meadows and the Crowd Gasped on that one.
David Tonker: Synyster is showing some Frustration Folks he needs To Say calm and Keep pressure on Meadows.
Tony Reynolds: Minister looking for his Second Championship Lifts Meadows To His Feet And Whips the Ic champion into the ropes, Synyster ducks the Head looking for the Back Body Drop but Meadows Comes off the ropes and Kicks Synyster in the midsection and Hooks the arm He's Going For The Pedigree but Synyster Fights Out of it before Meadows can Finish Hooking it, Synyster Grabs Meadows and the Two Are Struggling Synyster Hooks Meadows leg and Drives him face first to the Mat with the Russian Leg Sweep. And Meadows Is Out Cold. Synyster is Calling for The Ultimate Sin Looks Like Syn Is going for the Win, Synyster turns Around and Is Drilled By a Super kick By Jobbercho!!!!!!!!!!
David Tonker: Where the hell did He Come From?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Tony Reynolds: Jobbercho rolls Meadows Over 1.............................2.....,......................3.... And Jobbercho Has Taken the Intercontinental Title!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Starlite Desperation's The Thing Begins to Play Throughout the Arena)
David Tonker: What an Effort by these three Guys, Jobbercho pulling out a Big Win Here
Devon Shire: Your Winner of the Match and the New Intercontinental Champion of the World Jobbercho!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd Cheers wildly As Jobbercho Stands on the Top rope With the Intercontinental championship Draped over His Shoulders)
(Camera shows Kandy and Sofia Reynolds and amy Suicide standing Near the Refreshment table when Kandy sees Someone he Recognizes)
Kandy:(Lisp) Oh My god My God Tell me That is Not Ashton Kutcher He is So Hot!!!!
Sofia Reynolds: Un.........Yeah he's Hot if You Like Bad Movies and a TV Show Past It's Prime aren't You gay?
Kandy: Yes Which Is Why I Said he was hot
Sofia Reynolds: Well i Figured Since you were gay you'd Actually have some Taste, Ashton Kutcher Please
Amy Suicide: Well What Type Of Guy Would Go For?
Sofia Reynolds: Brad Pitt Is Hot
Amy Suicide: yeah I agree
(suddenly a an Unknown Voice Interjects)
Voice: Brad Pitt haha Please He's Not excellent
(all three turn Around and See a Tall man in an Red Brooks Brothers Suit)
Man: Hello Ladies and......Kandy My Name Is Shawn Shamrock and And I Am Simply Put the Sexiest Man In the Xwa
Amy Suicide: Who are you again? hahaha
Shawn Shamrock:You need to shut your Mouth sexy , Maybe if Your Good I'll let you take a ride on the Shamrock express
Kandy: Listen I don't Care who You are But You Have No Right to talk to her Like that
Shawn Shamrock: is That Right Elton John?
(Kandy Walks up and gets in Shamrock's face)
Kandy: Yeah
Shamrock: Maybe Your Right May I Should apologize To Amy
(Without Warning Shamrock Snaps and Hits Kandy With a Right Hand that Sends Him Crashing to the Floor, Shamrock tosses off His Jacket and Tosses it to Amy Suicide and Starts to beat the holy Hell out of Kandy, Shamrock Lifts Kandy to his Feet and grabs him By the throat and lifts him in the air and Power bombs Him through The Refreshment table)
Shawn Shamrock: Now That is Simply Excellent!!!! (Shamrock Spits On Kandy) Hey Amy Keep the Coat Sexy It's a Gift from me to You
(Shamrock Winks at Amy & Sofia as he Walks Off as Amy and Sofia Reynolds Check on an Injured Kandy)
(Camera is shown watching Synyster waiting for the special guest to arrive. Finally, the limousine arrives and Synyster walks around the limousine to greet the visitor. The camera is out of position but all we can see is a man in a white suit with his back to the camera and Synyster's face smile wide.)
Voice: Where's Mavick?
Synyster : What are you doing here?
Voice: I said, where's Mavick?
Synyster : In his office. Why?
Voice: I'm on my way to see him. Thanks again, partner.
Synyster : Good to see you again.
(The man walks away with his back to the camera, on the way to Mavick's office.)
(Camera Cuts to The Announce Desk)
Tony Reynolds: Well folks It's Almost Time For our Next Matchup of the Evening As Alex Kain and Kinnes Take their Rivalry to a Whole New Level.......In Fact six Levels above the ring as They Hook up For a scaffold Match, If you Have Kids I'd Tell them to Leave the Room
(Enter Sandman By Metallica Begins To Blare Throughout the Arena As The Entrance Ramp Becomes Engulfed in white Smoke, Suddenly a Figure Wearing a turbine and a Black suit emerges from the Smoke)
Tony Reynolds: It's The sheik!!!!!!!!
(The Crowd Pops Wildly As The Sheik Makes His Way to the Ring The Sheik Stands On the turnbuckle and Extends his Arms outward Absorbing the Energy from the Crowd)
Tony Reynolds: the Living Legend Himself The Last united States Champion Ever, The Legendary Cruiserweight Himself Has returned to the Xwa on it's Biggest Night.
(The sheik Grabs the Microphone and Begins to Speak)
The Sheik: Ladies and Gentleman I'm Back!!!
(Sheik Chants Breakout through the Arena as the Sheik has a Kind Smile On His Face)
The Sheik:But in this horrible country!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: What??!!
(Fans begin to boo).
The Sheik : America isn't even that good for competition, the food is disgusting, The people are fat and sloppy and most of all your president is a Damn War Criminal!!!!!
(Fans Begin to Boo)
The Sheik: America is a Joke, I Feel Truly Sorry for My People In this god Forsaken Country, I'm Sick of being searched at the Airport Simply because I'm Arab, Meanwhile your "Leader "The Great" George Bush and Your Congress Enacts Laws that Restrict My Freedom it Sickens me America can Kiss My Ass!!!!!
(Crowd Starts Pelting the ring With garbage and Debris the crowd Starts to Chant The Sheik Sucks Dick)
The Sheik: Your Mother Taught Me How!!!!!!! You fans should take a lesson from my Canadian fans(Crowd Boos Louder) They know how To Treat a Legend like Myself
Tony Reynolds: I can't even Fathom this Folks, he is Destroying his legacy here tonight.
The Sheik: Shut the Hell Up And Listen, I've come here tonight to introduce you all to the Sheik Cup. An annual tournament. This type of a tournament is a 16 man tournament the final two square off in a gimmick match. and the winner goes on to face a World Champion in a title match. This year East Coast Wrestling has signed a deal with XWA for The Sheik Cup. It's a pleasure making business with Mavick. He's Actually an American I Can Respect Unlike the rest of You Fat Boston Rednecks!!!!!! i Have Nothing Else to say to you People if i Even Continue to Look at you I'm going To Blow Chunks, America Sucks!!!!
(Crowd Boos)
(The Sheik drops the mic as enter Sandman By Metallica hits and makes his way backstage as he continues on getting booed)
Tony Reynolds: folks i Feel as though I've Lost a Hero tonight, I never seen legend get booed so loudly since The Iron Sheik in the 80's at MSG. Well Folks Before we Were So rudely interrupted it's Time for the Scaffold Match. "Meltdown" by Ash plays as "The Sniper" Kinnes comes out. He walks slowly with a purpose as we stares the scaffold up and down carefully, seeing the mountain of tables in the ring. Kinnes starts to slowly climb up the scaffold as "Superman" by Eminem plays. Kinnes steadies himself on the 4 foot wide fireman's scaffold as Kain walks towards the ring. He shakes the scaffold before he climbs to intimidate Kinnes. Kinnes ducks to find his center of gravity. Kain starts to climb as the bell rings. This match is under way. For those that don't know exactly how to win a scaffold match, the rules are simple. The first person to knock his opponent off the scaffold and through the tables wins the match; plain and simple. Kain is up and they start to walk towards each other. Kinnes and Kain start off with nothing but unadulterated right hands that sting the other man's jaw. Kinnes gets the upper hand and rocks Kain back. Kinnes walks over and steadies himself. Kinnes leaps up and attempts a monkey flip on Kain. Kinnes flips back and Kain goes sailing. Kain, being the X-Division specialist that he is, flips all the way though and lands on the scaffold with ease like a gymnast. Kain stands firm as Kinnes makes his way towards Kain. Kain leaps back and connects with a Fatal Rose that sends Kinnes down on the scaffold. Kain rolls over and tries to nudge Kinnes off the scaffold. Kinnes goes over but holds onto the edge of the scaffold. Kinnes is dangling over the edge of the scaffold as Kain tries to stomp down on his hands. Kinnes starts to swing and hooks himself on the bottom of the scaffold, making him out of sight. Kain looks under each side of the scaffold and doesn't see him. Kain keeps looking. Wait, there is Kinnes! He's behind him. Kinnes steps to the side of Kain and attempts to kick Kain in the gut. Kain grabs the foot of Kinnes. Kinnes takes a chance and leaps up. Kinnes connects with an enzugiri. Kain takes a tumble and is dangling off the edge of the scaffold. Kinnes recovers slowly and goes to grab the feet of Kain but Kain is playing possum and nips up. Hurrancanranna by Kain to Kinnes. Kinnes goes sliding along the length of the scaffold as Kain is laying low on the scaffold. Kain shows bravery and runs across the scaffold. Kinnes stands up as Kain is drawing closer to him. Kain jumps up and looks to score with a sidekick to the jaw of Kinnes. Kinnes shows great prowess and rolls under the boot and grabs Kain in a reverse capture Tazzplex. Kinnes bridges and drops Kain right on his neck. Kain is out and Kinnes is down too. The first man up should be the aggressor and win this match. Both men are down for about 15-20 seconds until Kain starts to scurry up to his feet. Kinnes is only a half a step behind Kain. Kain is up and kicks Kinnes in the gut. Kain has Kinnes set up for the Styles Clash. Kain picks up Kinnes but Kinnes uses his weight to his advantage and pulls himself down. Kinnes then picks up Kain and spine busters Kain on the scaffold. Kain is out as Kinnes stands up and walks on the other side of Kain. Kain slowly starts to stand with his back to Kinnes. Kain is all the way up and Kinnes rushes in with the Sniper! Kain goes flying off of the scaffold and goes crashing down through 6 or 7 tables. Kinnes has won it!!!
Devon Shire: Your Winner of the Match Bad News Kinnes!!!!!!!
(Camera is shown in Mavick's office as Mavick is reading over some business reports for XWA merchandise. The door swings open an in walks Ming Lei, Mavick's Asian assistant. She is 4'11, light skinned and very naturally curved. She is wearing a traditional Chinese outfit with her hair up with sticks.)
Mavick: Not that I'm complaining, but what are you doing in my office without knocking?
Ming Lei: He's here.
Mavick: Unless it's Jenna Jameson or Jesus, I don't want to see them.
Man: Aren't I close enough?
(The man in the white suit walks in and sits with his back to the camera again as Mavick smiles.)
Mavick: Well, I guess you are. Is our deal still good?
Man: Unless you screw the First Family, we are good.
Mavick: (reaches in drawer, pulls out a XWA referee's shirt and tosses to the man.) Happy hunting.
Man: This better be worth my time.
Mavick: It will be. Good to see you again.
(The man stands)
Man: Where is my dressing room?
Mavick: Down the hall, hang a left, third door on the ring.
Man: Better be big and full of liquor.
Mavick: Only the best for you.
Man: Good.
(The man stands)
Man: Where is my dressing room?
Mavick: Down the hall, hang a left, third door on the right.
Man: Better be big and full of liquor.
Mavick: Only the best for you.
Man: Good.
(Camera Cuts Back to The Announce Desk)
Tony Reynolds: It's Time For our First Main Event Of the Night, Folks As The Crown Jewel, Terrell Yelder And The Masked Man Finally Bring their Bitter Rivalry to a End Let's Go to Devon Shire In the Ring
Devon Shire:The Following Contest is a Crucifixion Match, In Order To Win the match (camera Shows The Crucifix above The Ring) You must Incapacitate Your Opponent And Strap them down On the Crucifix and Pull back up above the ring
(Crowd Pops)
Tony Reynolds: This Match will Not Be For the Faint of Heart i can tell you that
(The End is Near Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring First Standing at a Height of 6'4 and Weighing in at 247 Pounds He Hails From parts Unknown Here is the Masked Man!!!!!
(The lights Go Out throughout The Arena As a Dark Figure Stands At the Top Of the Entrance Ramp Bathed In White Light The Masked Man walks to the ring slowly as the Crowd is Dead Silent)
Tony Reynolds: The Masked Man Makes His Way into the Ring Waiting for the Leader of the Empire
(Toy Solider's By Eminem Plays)
(Crowd Pops)
Devon shire: And His Opponent From Queens, New York Standing at a Height of 6'7 and Weighing in at 270 pounds He is The Crown Jewel of Wrestling, Here Is Terrell Yelder!!!!!!
(Terrell Yelder Comes Walks confidently to the Ring Wearing Black Gloves and Jeans)
Tony Reynolds: look at the Crown Jewel Folks, he looks Extremely Confident. Both men are in the ring as the crucifix is lowered from the ring. The Masked Man looks at the cross and moves towards it. Terrell sees The Masked Man's back turned to him and attacks. Terrell double axe handles The Masked man in the back. The masked man falls hard to his knees and Terrell is there to keep the attack going. Terrell grabs The Masked Man by the top of the mask and whips him into the corner. The Masked Man reverses it and Terrell goes into the corner. The Masked Man runs in and Terrell jumps and springs himself over the Masked Man with the help from the ropes. The Masked Man goes face first into the top turnbuckle. Terrell sees The Masked Man dazed and waits for him to turn around. The Masked Man backs up and walks right into Terrell. Terrell spins The Masked Man around and tosses him up in the air. The Masked Man is in the air and Terrell readies himself to catch him. Terrell does and pivots his body towards the right and drives The Masked Man down with a spinebuster. The Masked Man is down and Terrell waits for The Masked Man to get back to his feet. Terrell is doing nothing more that picking The Masked Man apart piece by piece. After 20 seconds of waiting, The Masked Man is up to his feet and turns to face Terrell. Suddenly, Terrell connects with the Temple Kick and The Masked Man lands flat on his back. Terrell picks him up and sets him on this shoulders, fireman's carry style. Terrell spins the Masked Man around and drives him down with a Tombstone Piledriver. The Masked Man is out at the hands of Terrell's "Reaper's Complex." Terrell drags The Masked Man to the cross and lays him against it. Terrell has one of The Masked Man's limbs locked in the clamp. Just as Terrell makes his way towards locking The Masked Man's other hand, two masked men slide from under the ring and roll into the ring. Terrell turns around and tries to Temple Kick one of them but he ducks under and catches Terrell with a power bomb. Terrell is down and the other masked man moves over and unhooks The Masked Man from the cross. Terrell slowly stands as The Masked Man and Yakuza Kicks him in the back of the head. Terrell falls in a heap and is unconscious. All 3 men pick up Terrell and set him in the corner. They lift him up and sit him backwards on the top rope. One of the masked men climbs up and stands on the top rope. He jumps and catches Terrell with a Reverse Hurrancanranna. Wait just a minute, only one XWA superstar does that. That man that just did that is taking off his mask. It's & &it's & &.it's Jason Steele!!! What purpose does he have doing that. Jason Steele is now with the other 2 masked men and they pick Terrell up again. They sit him back on the top rope as the other masked man climbs up. He has him hooked in a double underhook. He leaps off. Top Rope Pedigree by the other masked man. Hold on, where have we seen that move before. The other man stands and starts to remove his mask. It's & &..it's & &..it's & &..Shane Meadows!!! Jason Steele and Shane Meadows are here to aid The Masked Man, but why? Both Steele and Meadows pull up Terrell and stands him in front of The Masked Man. The Masked Man slaps Terrell in the face and walks towards the cross. Steele and Meadows throw Terrell at the cross and Terrell flips upside down. They hook his feet up to where the hands go and his hands where his feet go and call to raise up the cross. The bell rings and this match is over. Terrell is hanging over them. Steele and Meadows look at The Masked Man and smile. The Masked Man unmasks himself only to reveal & & &NATHAN CAPRI!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The Dream KILLER HAS RETURNED!!!!!!
(Nathan is handed a mic by Steele. As Meadows is helping him to his feet.The crowd still in shock:)
Nathan Capri: All you people, you thought you'd never see the Dream Killer again. Did you?
(crowd with a mixed reaction)
Nathan Capri: You are all probably wondering, why the mind games? Why not just show back up and take Terrell on head to head? Well,frankly that would have been no fun. See, Terrell is the one who tried to end my career by having me run over with a car. He failed, he forgot to make sure I would never wrestle again. See my body healed,but my soul, oh no my soul burned with hatred towards him. And this crucifixtion match, this was only the tip of the iceberg of the new era for XWA. An era in which we will see Shane Meadows,Jason Steele and myself form an alliance in which no one will be safe, and in which we will crown me the new XWA Champion. So whoever holds the belt, better be aware of the new threat. Cause I willing to do anything. Even sell my tortured soul to ::Grins:: a savior shall we say. One night, and this entire organization will be changed forever, by Caprism. The new religion of XWA. ::staggers back and almost collapses if not for Meadows:: But it seems right now that I can no longer speak of the events yet to come, so this promo is over. ::he drops the mic and with the help of Steele and Meadows makes his way to the back::
Tony Reynolds: I Can't Believe it, Nathan Capri Has Returned from the dead!!!! My God
(Camera Shows Drunken Zelot)
Drunken Zelot: Tonight I Defend My world title in a Steel Cage Against Cruncher........Although I Respect you as a Competitor let me Make This Clear, I Will Rip you Apart, Any man Who Try's to take This (holds up the Xwa Title) Away From Me, Will feel My Wrath, Tonight In that cage, We're going to Go Places Crunch, Places No Man Has ever been and Ever wanted to be, I'm going to let you know right now that I Would Kill to keep this Belt, I've already lost it once and it was the worst Week of my life, Yeah that's Right i said week, I Mourned for a day and Trained harder the other six and Took Back what was Mine. Cruncher You are definitely an Icon in this business, but tonight that Won't mean A Goddamn Thing.
(The Camera Cuts to Devon shire In the Ring)
Devon Shire: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OUR NEXT MATCH IS THE Main Event Of Ring Of Honor
(A huge cheer erupts from the capacity crowd)
Devon Shire: IT IS A Steel Cage MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE XWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(Another huge cheer echoes throughout the building All of a Sudden the Crowd Breaks Out In a Chants Of Xwa)
(Seven Nation Army By The White Stripes Begins To Echo Throughout the Arena)
Devon Shire: Introducing The Challenger, Born In Queens, New York But Currently Living In Boston, Mass
(The Boston crowd pops at hearing their city)
Devon Shire:Standing at a Height of 6'2 and Weighing in at 220 lbs he is a former Xwa World Champion; he is Cruncherrrrrr!!!!!!
(The lights go out and a swirl of black and blue smoke appears in the ring. After a few moments, Cruncher appears at the top of the ramp way As The Crowd goes insane and slowly walks towards the Cage. Cruncher walks around the awesome looking structure and grabs the bars and tries to rattle it. Cruncher Walks Up the Stairs and looks at the Crowd & enters through the doorway and gets into the ring)
Tony Reynolds:This Crowd Giving The Former world champion A Huge Reception, Cruncher is Simply Awe Of This Cage Folks This Will Definitely Be A War Over this Title. Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce the New General manager of the Xwa, Dave " Kriminal" Stewart!!!!
Kriminal: Yeah, This is Going to Be Brutal, The Fans will definitely Get there Money's Worth From This One
Tony Reynolds: Kriminal Your the New Gm of the Xwa and Once again let me say Congratulations and ask one Question Do you Have Any Idea Who the Special Guest Ref for this Match Will be?
Kriminal: I knew you were going to ask me that but I'm sorry to tell you I was not informed As to who he would be So We'll all find out together i guess
Tony Reynolds: Man I hate Secrets let's head back to the Ring for the Introduction Of the Champion
Devon Shire: And his opponent.
A massive cheer erupts from the crowd. Lots of Zelot signs are scattered in the audience.
( Faint by Linkin Park plays)
Devon Shire: Weighing in at 247 lbs, from Elizabeth, New Jersey he is The Current Xwa World Champion, Here is Drunken Zelot!!!!!
(The Fleet center erupts to pyros from the top of the Cage. Strobe lights begin to flash and Suddenly A spot Light Points To Rafters As The Camera Pans Up To Show The Xwa world Champion!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: WHAT IS ZELOT DOING WAY UP THERE?!?!?!!
Kriminal: From what i Surmise He's Getting ready To Make a Champion's Entrance!!!
(Zelot Plays to The Crowd And Then Points To Cruncher and Mouths the Words Your ass Is Mine Then Zelot Walks toward a Cable Line and Hooks Him Self In With the Xwa World Title On his Shoulder Zelot Leaps Off the Rafters and Slides Down To the Ring as The Crowd Explodes Throughout the Arena!)
Tony Reynolds: WHAT AN ENTRANCE by The Champion!!!!!!! Shades OF Shawn Micheals From WrestleMania 12
(As Zelot lands Cruncher looks At Zelot threw The Holes in the Cage as Zelot unhooks himself near the Entrance way, Zelot looks up and Sees Cruncher and the Two Lock Eyes in a Intense Staredown )
Tony Reynolds: What an Intense Moment Folks, This will be a Classic
(Zelot And Cruncher are Still Staring one another Down as No Leaf Clover By Metallica Blares over the P. a and The Xwa Owner and Ceo Richard "Mavick" Pinkston walks Out In a Striped Armani suit as The Crowd Cheers)
Mavick: Nothing Like a Cheap Pop to make a man feel Good (crowd Laughs) Now I Promised You People at home and here tonight quite a Show What do you Think So Far?
(Crowd Cheers and Claps)
Mavick: Good, Good But I've never Been one to stop at that Since This is The Biggest Night in our History I Thought I'd Do Something that No One would suspect Cause like I've Told you Before That's How I roll, with that said here's your special guest ref.......enjoy.
(Mavick Points To the ring Entrance)
Reach out and touch faith!!!
(Suddenly, a familiar riff is heard and the lyrics start to play)
Your own personal Jesus;
Someone who hears your prayers, someone who cares.
Your own personal Jesus;
Someone who hears your prayers, someone who s there.
(The look on Cruncher and Zelot's Face is No Longer intensity But Shock They break away from their Stare down to Look toward the Entry Way to See Former Xwa Gm Brandon S Yelder emerging From Behind the Curtain)
Tony Reynolds: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh My God!!!
Kriminal: No Fucking Way!!!!
(The Crowd is in Shock as Some Boo and Other Start To Cheer)
Tony Reynolds: How IS This Possible!??!?!!?!
Kriminal: I'm Floored I Can't believe he's Back In Xwa it's Insane
(Brandon Looks at the crowd with a Devilish Smile on his Face Turns to Mavick and Shakes His Hand and Starts a Slow Walk Toward The Cage he walks Past Zelot Who Is still in his ring Gear and he has a Look on his Face as If had just Seen the Dead Rise from the Grave, Suddenly the Music Stops Playing and Brandon Enters The Cage and Glances at Cruncher for a Mere Second but Cruncher Can't Take His eyes Off Brandon; Yelder Stands in the Center of the ring with His Arms Out
Stretched as A Chorus of Boos Fills the Arena; Brandon is unphased and the smile on his Face Grows larger)
Tony Reynolds: OH MY GOD, Folks I'm 28 years old in good Health And I think i Might actually have a Heart attack, I'm Speechless, and Mr Kriminal I can Tell from the Look on your Face That your in as much shock as i and the Fans must Be
Kriminal: This is Truly a Surreal Moment Tony That's All i Can Say It's good Stuff This Is Exactly Where we needed to Go but still It kinda Taste bitter This Guy turned his back on the Company as a Guy who was a active member of the company at the time I must say that I'm Pissed the hell off but as a Gm It's going to get the company's name out there.
(Zelot has finally made it into the Ring and Is Handing his Ring gear to An ring Attendant)
Tony Reynolds: Here we Go Folks were all still in shock but this Main event must still move on.
(Zelot, Cruncher and Brandon walks Toward the Center of the Ring, Zelot hands the Title To Brandon who Shows it To Cruncher and Then The Crowd;Zelot and Cruncher Look at each other as they get their Instructions from Yelder, Brandon Tell them to Report to their corners and Then Calls For the Bell)
(Bell rings)
(The arena is overcome with an eerie silence)
Tony Reynolds :Both men look and slowly circle the ring. They lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Zelot pushes Cruncher to the mat. Cruncher looks up at Zelot while he gets back to his feet. Zelot Showing Some Power Here Kriminal.
Kriminal: Zelot Better use every advantage he has Cruncher can take you out just like That(snaps Fingers) Trust me He's Doing the right thing Tony.
Tony Reynolds: Only Time Will Tell, Cruncher and Zelot go for another collar and elbow tie-up. Zelot pushes Cruncher to the mat again. Cruncher shakes his head and gets up again.
Kriminal: Wow I've never seen this Side from Zelot I think he's actually gotten into the head of Cruncher
(Cruncher puts his arms in the air calling for a test of strength)
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Calling for a Test of Strength, this is not a Good Idea.
Kriminal: That'd Be the normal Perception you've Got a Guy Who is Taller and Out weighs you By almost 30 pounds and you Wanna test strength with him You must by Crazy , but then again Cruncher doesn't care about others perceptions
Tony Reynolds: and that Disregard fro what others think has given the man so much success in That Ring Dave, Cruncher And Zelot Lock Up And are trying to over power Each other, Zelot Seems to Gaining the advantage, Cruncher Goes to One Knee Under the Pressure,Cruncher Slams his shoulder into the gut of the Champion several times, Forcing Zelot to break the hold, Cruncher rolls Over Climbs to his Feet Quickly He charges toward Zelot ,Jumps in the Air and Floors Zelot with the Enzugiri!!! Cruncher rolls Over Zelot He goes For the Pin 1.................................................................................................................................2.....................Kickout with authority By Zelot!!!!
Kriminal: I Told You Tony Just like that!
Tony Reynolds: I hear You i hear You, the challenger getting the first Pinfall attempt thus far, Cruncher Pulls the Champion to his feet and Whips Him into the ropes;Zelot bounces off the ropes and connects with a shoulder tackle to the Challenger. Zelot bounces off the ropes, Cruncher rolls over, letting The Champ leap over, Cruncher Climbs to his feet and he catches Zelot with the Dropkick!! Cruncher Springboards off the Cage and Connects With a Moonsault!!!! Brandon hits the Mat 1............2...........kickout by the champion!!!!!!
Kriminal: Man Cruncher is On fire, Jesus that Moonsault off the Cage was insane
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher in Full control of the Champion, he Lifts Zelot to his Feet and Pushes him in the Corner; Cruncher Kicks Zelot in the Gut ,Once, Twice, Three times forcing the Champion to slump in the corner, Cruncher Is Unloading punches into the Head of the Champion as the Crowd Counts Off
Crowd: 1.....2......3......4.......5.......6......7........8........9......10
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher is Dominating this Matchup folks, Cruncher whips Zelot Back into the ropes, Zelot Bounces Off the ropes, Cruncher Takes to the air and Nails Zelot With a Spinning roundhouse Kick But it looked as Cruncher Only got Zelot in the shoulder;Cruncher Backs up against the ropes and Charges toward Zelot; Zelot Springs to his Feet he Grabs Cruncher By the waist and Drives him with breakneck speed into the Wall of the Cage!!!!!!
Crowd: oh!!!!!!
Kriminal: that'll leave a Mark, Man Zelot Pasted Cruncher.
Tony Reynolds: Brandon Checking On Cruncher, But Zelot Pushes Him out of the way and Starts Drilling the Challenger With Brutal Shots to the face, Zelot Grabs Cruncher By Hair and Forces Him to his feet Zelot Interlocks His arms with Cruncher and Is Brutalizing Cruncher with Headbutt after Headbutt, Zelot Tosses Limp Cruncher to the Mat, Brandon Yelder I Can't believe I'm Saying that is Checking on Cruncher, There seems to be something Wrong Brandon Is telling Zelot to go to the Far side Corner, Oh God i hope this Match isn't stopped that would rob everybody of a great match.
(Brandon Yelder Walks over to one of the holes in the cage and Ask one of the Attendants to hand him a Towel)
Tony Reynolds: Folks I'm getting Word.............Yes Apparently Cruncher Has Had his Nose broken!!
Kriminal: Oh Man!! damn been there,Done that, that's Real Pain right there.
Tony Reynolds: Yelder Asking Cruncher does he want to Continue and Cruncher Agrees, What Heart By the Challenger, Zelot Coming out of the Corner he pushes Yelder out of the Way and Kicks Cruncher in the Back!!! and this Crowd is Booing the Champion and rightfully So
Kriminal: I'm Not saying It's the Moral Thing but I'd probably do the same thing if i had as much to lose as Zelot does, this is the World Title tony it means that much.
Tony Reynolds: I know but it doesn't make it right, Zelot is like an animal folks, Zelot Lifts Cruncher's Head off the Mat and is Clawing and Pawing at that Broken Nose what Viciousness!!!!!! Zelot Pulling on the Nostrils of Cruncher!! Cruncher is Screaming in Agony
Cruncher: AHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Drunken Zelot: You Want My title You Son of a Bitch!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Zelot Pounds the back of his Fist into the Nose of Cruncher Hard and Cruncher is Rolling around the Mat in Agony!!!
Dave Stewart : Zelot is Showing a New Kind of Intensity Here I Don't think I've seen as long as I've known the man, Tony.
Tony Reynolds: Me either and I've known the man for damn near 10 years Dave. Zelot With a look of Desperation on his Face Pulls Cruncher to His Feet by the Nostrils, and Pounds into his Chest With the knife edge Chop, Cruncher doubled over in Pain, Zelot grabs Cruncher by the arm and whips him into the ropes, Cruncher bounces off the ropes and Zelot Hits Him with a Back Elbow that Stuns Cruncher Sending him to one knee. Cruncher Holding his Face which has taken quite the beating from the Champion tonight. Zelot Grabs Cruncher by the Head Lifts Him to His Feet and Rams Cruncher's Head Repeatedly into the wall of The Cage and Cruncher Is Now bleeding from the Forehead!!! Cruncher's Face is a Bright Red Crimson Mask!!!
Kriminal : Man This is has got to be one of the most Brutal matches I've Seen before.
Tony Reynolds: I'd Have to Agree This is Why this is the Cage match is used Intermittently in Xwa The Matches take such a Horrible toll on the Wrestlers. Zelot Just Destroying Cruncher here folks, I know you should never count a Man Out but Cruncher this one might be out of Cruncher's Reach Dave.
Kriminal:Might Be? Are you Kidding Cruncher is Getting hammered here, I'm surprised Brandon has let this go on so long, although Yelder has Never been that big of a Fan of Cruncher,So he just might be letting this go for his own amusement.
Tony Reynolds: I wouldn't be surprised One bit by that Dave,Cruncher is a Bloody Mess Folks, Zelot Lifts Cruncher, to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Cruncher comes back off the ropes, he ducks the Clothesline, Cruncher bounces off the far side rope, Leaps in the air and takes Zelot Down with the Flying forearm, Cruncher Taking a minute Compose himself Here, But Zelot has a Already made it to his Feet, Zelot Charges Toward Cruncher like a Bat out of hell, but Cruncher Sees Him coming and rolls out of the way, Cruncher Leaps to his Feet He Springs boards off the Middle turnbuckle and Drop kicks Zelot in the right Knee!!!, Zelot On one Knee, Cruncher takes a Step back and advances forward and Nearly takes Zelot's Head off with Tajiri Inspired kick to the Head!!!
Kriminal: Cruncher still trying to get back in this one, and that was a Damn good start,what a kick!1
Tony Reynolds: no Kidding (laughs) Cruncher and Zelot have this Boston Crowd eating out of their hands folks, this truly is something to behold. Cruncher Pulls Zelot to His Feet Hooks him and Lifts up and connects with a beautiful Vertical suplex. Cruncher Hooks The Leg and Goes for the Pin 1.........................................2..........................................Kickout by the Champion. No way is Zelot Going to Lost this Title Via a Suplex. A Bloody Cruncher pulls Zelot to His Feet And starts kicking Zelot in that Right knee, Cruncher steps behind Zelot Who's Holding His Knee in Pain;Cruncher waiting like a Predator ready to Pounce, Zelot grabs the rope for leverage and climbs slowly to his feet, Cruncher makes his Move and Hauls ass toward Zelot and Chop Blocks him in the back of the Leg Sending Zelot Back to the Mat In Agony. Dave wouldn't say this match is getting personal
Kriminal: I say this went beyond personal once Zelot tried to give Cruncher his Version of a nose Job.
Tony Reynolds: Good Point, Almost forgot about Although i should have remembered that Cruncher's Tight's Were Blue and now their Red as the Devil. Cruncher puts the boots to Zelot to keep him on the Mat. Cruncher Drags Zelot to the Corner and Lifts his Injured Right Leg on the middle Turnbuckle, he Climbs up leaps in the Air Drives His Weight on the Leg. Zelot grabs Cruncher by the Leg but Cruncher kicks him off, Cruncher Starts to kick Zelot in the ribs,what a Show of violence by the Challenger.
Kriminal: hey an eye for an eye, Tony, I will say this Though I though I'd Never see they day when Cruncher would show as much violence as were seeing now, I kinda Admire it.
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Dragging Zelot in the Middle of the ring and Hooks on the Single Leg Crab, Looks Like Cruncher is Going for the Submission here, Cruncher Using every trick in the Book to pull this one out, Brandon is Asking Zelot does he Want to Tap
Brandon: Zelot You want Out?
Zelot: (No Answer)
Brandon: Zelot I Gotta Know do You give up?
Tony Reynolds: Zelot is In Obvious Pain here , he doesn't want to give in but he Might have to save his Career.
Zelot: NO!!!
Tony Reynolds: Zelot showing why he is the Only Two time Xwa World Champion he Refuses to Tap. Cruncher Pulling Back on that Leg Even More, My God Cruncher is Going to Break this man's Leg; Yelder Asking again does Zelot want to Tap
Brandon: do You give up?
Zelot: NO I Said!!!
Kriminal: and Getting the same answer as Before tony.
Tony Reynolds: Indeed, I'm Surprised by How Impartial Yelder is Being
Kriminal: Well It's Easy to be Impartial when you hate both men Equally Tony.
Tony Reynolds: (laughs) I guess so, Cruncher Releases the Crab I guess he's Tired of Waiting For Zelot to Submit.
Kriminal:Uh Tony?
Tony Reynolds: Yes?
Kriminal: I See What Cruncher's Doing he's Trying to take out one of Zelot's Wheel's To prevent him from Stopping him from climbing out.
Tony Reynolds: You Called that one on the Head, Cruncher Still a Bloody Mess walks toward the Cage wall and Starts to Climb, this Could Be it Folks;Zelot's On the Mat He spots Cruncher Trying to Climb Out And rolls toward the Cage Wall. Zelot Better hurry Cruncher is About to Pull himself up to the Top; Zelot Grabs the top Rope and uses it to pull himself Up, Cruncher Really did a Number on that Leg Huh, I Mean The Man can Barely Stand.
(Zelot Staggers to His Feet and Starts To Climb up the Cage Right Behind Cruncher)
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Grabs the Top of the Cage But Zelot Grabs His Leg and is trying to Pull him Back down, Cruncher Kicks Zelot in the Mouth and Zelot Almost Falls off, Zelot regains his Balance and continues to go after Cruncher, Zelot pulls himself up on the cage beside Cruncher and the Two are Exchanging Punches Back and forth and the Crowd is On it's Feet
Kriminal : Dangerous? dangerous is Leaving your girlfriend around Edge, No this is fucking Crazy , One Wrong move you'll be dropping 29 Feet Straight Down .
Tony Reynolds: Well put Dave, Zelot seems to be winning the Stalemate, Zelot Climbs Down on the Top Rope and hits Cruncher in the Jaw, Zelot Pulls Cruncher Back Down and Pushes him Down on the Mat. Zelot leaps off Middle rope and connects with the Six Star Press!!!!!!! 1............................................................................................................................................................
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Dave Stewart: Cruncher pulled that out of his Ass.
Tony Reynolds: To say the least, Cruncher has Lost quite a lot of Blood folks, Zelot is Basically Functioning on one leg, And this Match is no where near over. Zelot pulls himself up using the ropes for leverage, That Leg has taken Heavy Damage, Zelot Limps over toward Cruncher and pulls him to his feet, Zelot hooks Cruncher and Connects with a Fishermen's Suplex! 1.................................................2...................................Zelot couldn't Hold it, That leg has become a serious problem. Zelot has got a look of desperation in his eye. Zelot is Crawling toward the door,Pimp gets a hand on the steps, but Cruncher Grabs him by the ankle, and Locks on an Ankle Lock!!!!!!!!!
Kriminal: Damn Cruncher is has Come Alive
Tony Reynolds: Zelot Is Screaming in Pain He's Clawing at the Steps but Cruncher Digs in Deep with the Ankle lock, Cruncher makes it his Feet and pulls Zelot kicking and Screaming back into the Cage. Cruncher Has that Anklelock locked in perfectly, Zelot uses his arms and pushes up Zelot Rolls And Sends Cruncher Head first into the Cage; Zelot Rolls Cruncher up and Holds the Tights For Leverage 1.................................................................................2.................................................................................Kickout by Cruncher!!!, Zelot And Cruncher Both make it their feet at the Same Time.
Kriminal: here we go
Tony Reynolds: Zelot throws a Left that rocks Cruncher, Cruncher Returns the favor with a Right hand to the head of Zelot that Stuns him, Cruncher kicks Zelot in the gut and connects with the ddt 1................2.......kickout by the champion. Cruncher Lifts Zelot to his Feet and whips him into the ropes, Zelot Comes back off the ropes and Cruncher dropkicks him in the leg dropping him to one leg, Cruncher bounces off the ropes and connects with the Shining Wizard!!!! Cruncher Goes for the Cover 1...................2...............................Kickout By Zelot!! Cruncher is getting in Yelder's Face about that count
Kriminal: Crunch Concentrate Zelot man
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Takes to the top rope, Cruncher Waiting Zelot to Get to His Feet, Zelot is Up Cruncher Goes for the Purorana, But Zelot rolls Out of the Way and Cruncher Crashes to the Mat, Zelot lifts Cruncher to his feet, Zelot hooks Cruncher up, runs at the wall of the Cage, he connects with Say Goodnight Gracie!!! Off the Cage!!!!!!!
Kriminal: Cruncher is OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher is Out, And Zelot is Climbing the Cage, Zelot is half way to the Top of the Cage, He Pulls Himself and Is Standing on the Top of the Cage, Zelot has Done it He has Beaten Cruncher and Managed to Retain the title.,
Kriminal: Then Why isn't he climbing down the Cage and dropping to the Floor already what's he waiting For
(The Crowd Chants jump and Zelot turns From the Crowd and Looks Down at Cruncher on the mat)
Tony Reynolds: he's not going to Jump is he?
Kriminal: Dude that's Forty Feet Up No Way Even i Wouldn't do something Like This
Zelot: SIX STAR PRESS!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: My God The Champion has Lost his Mind!!! Zelot Leaps Forty Off the Cage and Goes The Six Star Press And MISSES!!!!!!!! Oh My God Cruncher Moved out of the Way!!!!!
(Crowd Chants Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit!!!!!)
Kriminal: Shit!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Makes it to His Feet He Runs toward The Cage And SpringsBoards Off And Connects With a Shooting Star Press!!!! Cruncher Hooks the Leg Could This Be it 1........................................2.......................3 YESS YESS We Have a New World Champion!!!!
(Seven Nation Army By the White Stripes begins to Play)
Tony Reynolds: Cruncher Has done it He Has Become The Xwa Champion for the Second Time!!!
Kriminal: Man What a Match!!!
(Brandon Looks At Cruncher with a Smile on his Face and Hands Him the Title, Cruncher With Blood Dripping Down his Face Holds the Title Above his Head)
Tony Reynolds: These fans are on their feet applauding The Living Legend, he's the new World Heavyweight Champion! He an d Zelot wre Amazing, Zelot's being checked on by the trainers here, he may have suffered some knee damage. Cruncher is the World Champion, Man this was a Match For the Ages, For Kriminal, Sofia Reynolds and the Rest of the Xwa Staff, I'm Tenacious Tony Reynolds Saying Good Night From Boston!!!!.
(The Camera Shows Cruncher Celebrating With Several Fans in the Stands As The Camera Fades to Black)