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(Tony Reynolds) Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Xwa official recap show of Malevolence, professor we had quite a card for our first Malevolence of 2007!
(Jason Summers) Indeed we did, as we continued the march toward a new number one contender for the xwa championship at Ring of Honor. That's right folks I said Ring of Honor.
(Tony Reynolds) Apparently over the weekend the Xwa Board of Directors decided to flex some muscle and voted 7 to 1 to give the winner of the tourney the main event slot at Ring of Honor.
(Jason Summers) That's really big news Tony.
(Tony Reynolds) Yes in deed it is Professor but so was tonight's card, Let's start with the recap of our first match tonight, As Shane Donovan Took on a Returning Curse Coltrane.
(Jason Summers) This match was a no holds barred, Falls count anywhere in the building pure six brawl and it was truly crazy.
(Tony Reynolds) Coltrane got the upper hand towards the end of the match until Donovan's Valet Jasmine Skyy Finally decided to make her presence known and distracted Coltrane allowing Donovan to sneak up behind Coltrane and Roll him up for the pin.
Shane Donovan (11/15) Defeats Curse Coltrane (def)
(Jason Summers) Shane Donovan is now in the quarter finals of the Xwa title tourney, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he'll make it to the finals
(Tony Reynolds) That's some limb professor there's still alot of Talent left in this tourney, hope that limb doesn't break.
(Jason Summers) Go **** Yourself Reynolds, your such a self righteous prick.
(Tony Reynolds) Damn,....Got Sand in the Vagina again, take care of that man. Onto our next contest of the night as Shane Montez, former Xwa world champion, in fact Former Champion in almost every company he's ever been in, was in action against Ghoul.
(Jason Summers) When I first saw this match I figured it was going to be a complete wash for Montez, I mean he wrestles better guys in his sleep.
(Tony Reynolds) Yeah but......
(Jason Summers) But What????
(Tony Reynolds) But Ghoul's heart changed your mind.
(Jason Summers) No I was pretty much right......as usual
Shane Montez Vs Ghoul
(Tony Reynolds) Ignore him folks, Sandy Vagina's make someone cranky. Anyway it was quite the contest the storied legend vs the young rookie. The Match started off as most of the experts predicted with Shane Montez in full control, but Ghoul would not go away silently. Ghoul took to the air attacking Shane Montez with a volley of high flying moves that brought the crowd to it's feet but an appearance by none other than the Executioner of all people would change Ghoul's fortunes for the worse. The Executioner who got upset only a week ago by Chris Van dam marched to the ring and began to attack both Ghoul as well as Shane Montez, both men worked together to fight the big man off but as soon as Ghoul turned his back Montez stuck the knife right in and cracked Ghoul in the back of skull with a pair of brass knuckles and got the win and the first spot in the Semi-Finals of the Xwa Tourney.
Shane Montez (11/15) Defeats Ghoul (9/15)
(Jason Summers) Looks like Ghoul won't be joining his friend Plague in the quarterfinals. Oh and like I said b(fore I'm always right. (pats himself on the back) Woo I am truly awesome.
(Tony Reynolds) Now if only your dick was as big as your ego you might get more dates jackass.
(Jason Summers) Hey your mother doesn't seem to mind it!
(Tony Reynolds) let me calm down, this is a family show, but after the camera's turnoff I'll be turning out your lights!
(Jason Summers) Whatever!?
(Tony Reynolds) Here's the recap of matches that weren't shown on television,
X-Division title Contenders match
Kid Supreme(9/15) Defeats Amy Suicide (5/15) and Skullman 0/15 To earn a shot at Mary Jane Montez's X-division title
Tournament Match Round One
Ja Killer defeats Kristan Jones
Hardcore match- Tournament Match Round One
Hollywood Duckie Malloy Vs Matt Adams Both Are Eliminated from the Tourney
Tournament Round One
Mary Jane Montez and Mack Militant are both Eliminated
Round One
Plague defeats Flash to advance
(Tony Reynolds) There are a couple of surprises in those results.
(Jason Summers) Another major upset as Flash is Eliminated from the tourney, I'm surprised
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed, but no one is unbeatable. Well folks it was onto our next match of the night, our first title match of the night as 3 of the best fought over the right to call themselves Intercontinental champion. Paul Pain defending his title for the first time in 7 months would have to tangle with Shane Meadows and Marcus K Yelder to keep his gold. This one was insane.
(Jason Summers) This match was out of control, the ref called the match a no contest because Meadows and Pain began to use weapons on one another but the Xwa Ceo Made his presence known and declared that the match would begin again this time under hardcore rules!!!
(Tony Reynolds) Folks at that moment, this match really took off , Mky started to use a combination of his high flying ability and weapons just around ringside and managed to pull off the Victory defeating two men who both out weigh him by at least 50 pounds each. Marcus K Yelder your new Intercontinental Champion!
Marcus K Yelder (11/15) Defeats Shane Meadows (10/15) and Paul Pain (def) To win the Xwa Intercontinental Championship!
(Tony Reynolds) What a match and quite the victory for Mky capturing his first Ic title here in the Xwa!
(Jason Summers) Quite a feather in his cap, Mky is red hot right now, whoever he faces next may very well be leaving the tournament early.
(Tony Reynolds) Indeed they might. In another blockbuster match of the night Synyster took on Duncan McCloud.
(Jason Summers) Nothing's better than a good heel on heel conflict.
(Tony Reynolds) I wouldn't call Synyster a heel.
(Jason Summers) Did you just hear what you just said, you said a guy named Synyster isn't a bad person, No he isn't a bad guy, infact he wears pink polo shirts and listen's to the Backstreet Boys, You are so insightful Reynolds.
(Tony Reynolds) Hey Jason do me and America a favor and turn down the sarcasm. Let's move onto more important things folks. this match was a real classic, we could be seeing this as a Main Event come Ring of Honor. Despite his size disadvantage in this on McCloud was in control for most of the match, just utterly dominating Synyster not with power but with a Technical prowess that seemed to confound the big man. McCloud who is always pursing the world championship looked as if he was going to get back on track, when Synyster came alive. Synyster used every trick in his arsenal, every weapon at his disposal and managed to pull off the comeback ending McCloud's chances at a fifth world title with a brutal version of The Ultimate Sin.
(Jason Summers) Whatever McCloud will be back I guarantee it, this is not the last time you will hear from the greatest champion in the company's history!
(Tony Reynolds) That I definitely believe. Well folks before we get to the main event of tonight's contest let's have a look at some of the tournament matches that will take place next week.
Round Two Action
Plague Vs Ja Killer/Winner will face Shane Montez in the Semifinals
Marcus K Yelder Vs Andrew Stratton/Winner will face Shane Meadows in the Semi Finals
Semi Finals Match One
Shane Donovan Vs Jericho Kane
(Tony Reynolds) That is some card there Professor.
(Jason Summers) Ring of honor might look very Different this year.
(Tony Reynolds) Yes it very well could but before we can get to Ring of Honor we must first get past Tonight's Main Event, as Brandon S. Yelder defended his world title for the first time against the man he beat to win it, that of course being Anthony Montez. This Match was a battle of styles, Brandon the Powerhouse with moves straight out of the Technical wrestlers playbook, and young Anthony a high flyer with who tends to favor martial arts moves. This match started out going in the way of the former champion, Anthony came with a brutal array of high flying moves that brandon almost didn't have an answer......The word to watch here folks is almost, Anthony got too cocky midway through the match and Brandon made him pay for it. Anthony Montez had the match won but rather than pinning the champion and regaining his title, Anthony showed his inexperience and attempted to use one of Brandon's own moves on him, that move would be the Hot Sizzle, a move Brandon has used many times to win titles, As Anthony was about to attempt the move, Brandon reversed it and and connected with a flying Rko off the top turnbuckle. After that it was all academic as Brandon S Yelder pinned Anthony Montez at 15:34 to Retain his Xwa World heavyweight Championship!
Brandon S Yelder (11/15) Defeats Anthony Montez (9/15) To Retain the Xwa World Heavyweight Championship!
(Jason Summers) Brandon S Yelder is Champion and looks like he he'll stay that way for a long time to come!
(Tony Reynolds) Yes at least two more week at least.
(Jason Summers) That's right Brandon could very well be in alot of trouble as he will be facing his Current Tag Team Partner Synyster for the belt!
(Tony Reynolds) That's exactly right and if anyone knows Brandon it's his tag team partner.
(Jason Summers) That match is going to be sick
(Tony Reynolds) I don't doubt that one bit and Remember that match folks will take place live from St louis, Missouri, which I understand has some personal connection with the Monster known as Synyster.
(Jason Summers) Yeah it should be very interesting.
(Tony Reynolds) To say the least, well folks that's all the time we have for tonight's recap show,so for Jason Summers and The Xwa, I'm Tony Reynolds saying Good night, Good Fight!!!