Malevolence August 1st, 2006

 

 

Dark Match
The Puppet Master Matt Elliott (6/16) Defeats Mark Jacobs(def) and Christopher Paige(def)

 

 

Dark Match
The Maniac(def) and Hollywood Duckie Malloy(4/16) defeat Chris Van Dam(def) Vs Syndrome(def)

 

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Live Show


Maleovlence

Bell Centre

(The Camera opens up in the press room of the Bell Centre as Xwa General Manager Jeff Epstein has called a Press Conference)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm the voice of the Xwa, Tenacious Tony Reynolds, without further ado let me introduce you all to the General Manager of the Xwa, Jeffrey Epstein

 

 

(The flash lights of the press corp start beaming throughout the room as Jeff Epstein steps to the podium)

 

(Jeff Epstein) Hello ladies and gentlemen, I know why your all here, you want to understand what happened at Ring of Honor. Well the simple fact is clear Anthony Montez chose to use his Money in the bank title shot. Shane Montez came to my office after Anthony won the Money in the Bank and said Anthony would be using his Title opportunity right then and there, I said fine. There was no foul play on my part, What Duncan McCloud and The Masked Genius chose to do was of their own doing.

 

(Reporter #1) How is it that Anthony Montez is champion?

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) Simple, The moment Cruncher lost that title he became the number one contender to it as he has a rematch clause built into his contract. Anthony was also a number one contender as he won the money in the bank match earlier that night, now Masked Genius did not give the title to Cruncher, you do not give the Xwa title to anyone it's not a pair of socks or an episode of WCW Thunder which people always throw away. The Xwa title is a world title and the moment Genius gave it up, it became Vacant. Now since Cruncher is the number one contender and Anthony is a number one contender then guess what we had a match between the two number one contenders to decide who would be champion. Anthony pinned Cruncher therefore he is champion. Now with that out of the way, lets move onto more important business, The New Number one contender to the world title at Summerblast 2006! This is a man who has done alot for this company in fact this business, he is one of the most talented men in this business and someone I must admit I wish I could be more like, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Personal Jesus of the Xwa..........DUNCAN MCCLOUD!!!!!

 

(The press room is abuzz suddenly as a tan, sunglasses wearing Duncan McCloud emerges from behind the curtain and walks to the podium and hugs Jeff Epstein before taking the podium)

 

(Duncan McCloud) (laughs) Why do you people looked so shocked? Were you expecting anyone else? Who else could be the savior of this company?!? That's Right I want Anthony to know that even though he is a good kid, I'm still going to take back what belongs to me. That title belongs to Duncan and I'm taking it back and I will be the five time Xwa World Heavyweight champion!

 

 

(Suddenly the door to the press room slams open and Brandon S Yelder with a bandage wrapped around his head walks into the room with a most pissed off look on his face)

 

 

(Brandon S Yelder) Bullshit!!!

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) Mr. Yelder you will not use that kind of language or you will be fined!

 

 

(Brandon S Yelder) You don't like that language, how about this one Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! You both know damn well that I'm the Number one contender to the world title!

 

 

(Duncan McCloud) Why cause you look so good with a bandage on your head? Listen Brandon, your good, but your not Xwa world title good, and you never will be. So why don't you go home and rest up and then come back and continue your climb up the middle ladder because the only man that matters is the man from Green Castle, Donegal, Ireland.

 

 

(Brandon S Yelder) Why don't you step your old washed up ass off that podium and I'll Hot Sizzle your bitch ass out a window!!!

 

 

(Duncan McCloud) Look at him, just an uneducated brute. Is this the man you want representing you as a World Champion? No you want a man with class, a man of great breeding, a man of great intelligence, not some damn street punk from Jamaica Queens who thinks Wine in a box is classy!!! Brandon is not merely a degenerate, oh no he's worse than that, Brandon is that scum that accumulates at the bottom of an aquarium after the fish has shit everywhere. This man is not Xwa material in fact , he's not even a man he's boy trying to be like me, Duncan McCloud!!!

 

(Brandon charges the stage and the two start to exchange blows before security comes and breaks it up The Video ends as the entrance video to Malevolence is shown. The Camera scans to an aerial arena shot of the Bell Centre as it's capacity crowd goes insane as Stand up by Trapt plays throughout the arena)

 

(Tony Reynolds) We Are Livvvvvvvvvvvvve From the bell centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada!!!!! we are just days removed from the controversy in Canada!!!!!

 

(Jason Summers) Controversy?? No my friend, We are just days removed from the end of the boring old Cruncher era and we are in the beginning stages of the reign of Anthony Montez! New blood, Reynolds, New Blood!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Yes folks you heard right, unless you've been living under a rock for the past few days, Shane and Anthony Montez successfully cheated their way to the world title at Ring of Honor!

 

(Jason Summers) Whatever Reynolds your hatred of Anthony comes from the fact that you wish you were the half the athlete he is!

 

 

(Bell rings)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) I don't think that's true.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Your previous comments prove you don't do much thinking at all hot shot!!

 

(Camera cuts to the ring)

 

Tag Team Match
Ja Killer & Ian Roxx Vs Vinny Gambino & King Ghou
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(Devon Shire) The opening contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall.

I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner....

 

Someone who knows how to ride

 

Without even falling off

 

Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits

 

Girl when I break you off

 

I promise that you won't want to get off......

If you're horny lets do it

Ride it my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it

If you're horny lets do it

Ride it my pony

My saddle's waiting

Come and jump on it


(Pony By Ginuwine plays throughout the arena)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first weighing in at a combined weight of 458 lbs here is the team of Ian Roxx and Ja Killer!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Ja killer is a former Xwa light heavyweight champion and a veteran that has been around the game for quite some time now. Ian Roxx is his young protege, tonight these men have an opportunity to move themselves up the tag team rankings.

 

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (Bien guilla'o!)

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (Ese cuerpo ella lo!)

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (Bien guilla'o!) (Are you ready?)

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (Break it down!)

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (The way she moves ella lo!)

Rompe, rompe, rompe! (Break it down!)
(Let's go!)

( Rompe By Daddy Yankee plays)

 

(Devon Shire) and their opponents, introducing first from the southside of Boston, weighing in at 260 pounds here is the Lone Wolf Vinny Gambino!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Vinny Gambino much like one of his opponents Ja Killer is also a former Light heavyweight champion, in fact it was Gambino that Ja Killer beat for the title some months back.

 

(Jason Summers) Wow that little fact is about as exciting as your sex life Reynolds.

 

Behold the King, the King of Kings.

 

On your knees dog. All hail.

 

 

 

Bow down to the, bow down to the King.

 

Bow down to the, bow down to the King.


(King of Kings by Motorhead plays throughout the arena)

 

(Devon Shire) And his tag team partner from the Nottingham general cementary and weighing in at 224 pounds, here is King Ghoul!!!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) King Ghoul making his malevolence debut match here tonight, and what a freak!

 

 

(Jason Summers) If the Boogeyman and Mae Young had a kid it still wouldn't be as ugly as this guy. Speaking of Mae Young and Boogeyman spawning,I hear that is the next storyline brought to you by the good folks at the wwe creative team. Gee Whiz that makes me wanna watch Smackdown!

 

(Bell rings)

 

(Tony Reynolds) Here we go folks as the first match of Malevolence is underway! Ja Killer choosing to start this one out for his team against Gambino. These two know each other quite well. Gambino and Ja circle one another in the center of the ring and lockup. Gambino gets an advantage with a headlock, then works his way around into a hammerlock. Ja Killer is in some trouble here, Ja Killer is looking for a way out. Ja Killer rolls and breaks free of the hammerlock. Ja Killer trips Gambino to the mat and goes for the ankle lock but Gambino sees it coming and escapes to the outside of the ring. Gambino using his head to get out of a most dangerous situation there. Ja Killer rolls to the outside and goes after Gambino. The two are exchanging blows on the outside. Ja Killer gets the advantage with a wicked right cross stunning Gambino. Killer grabs Gambino by the head and rolls him back into the ring. Ja pulls Gambino to his feet and whips him into the ropes and nails Gambino with a clothesline. Ja pulls Gambino to his feet again and shoves him into the corner and tags in Ian Roxx. Roxx comes into the ring and connects with several knife edge chops to the chest of Gambino. Roxx pulls Gambino out of the corner and whips him into the ropes, Gambino comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline, Gambino gets behind Roxx and hooks him up and connects with a vicious back suplex! Gambino crawls to his corner and makes the tag to King Ghoul. Ghoul pulls Roxx to his feet and connects with the Death Valley Driver. Ghoul hooks Roxx up and locks in a modified version of the Muta lock!! Roxx looks like he is going to tap out!!!

 

 

(Jason Summers) It's called the Reaper lock, jackass, know your facts sunshine

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Ja Killer comes in and tries to break up the hold but he's cut off by Gambino who spears him to the mat!! Roxx has no one to save him and taps out to the pain!!!! Ghoul and Gambino have won the match!!!!!!

 

(I just died in your arms tonight by Cutting Crew plays)

 

(Devon Shire) The winners of the match, here is the team King Ghoul and Vinny Gambino!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) King Ghoul and Gambino both pick up the win this should help them advance in the tag team rankings.

 

(Camera cuts backstage to show Mavick and Brandon S Yelder in a heated argument)

 

 

(Brandon S Yelder) I should have known better than to trust you!!

 

(Mavick) Look Brandon I didn't expect that announcement either okay?

 

(Brandon S Yelder) Bullshit man, you are just trying to keep me from my rightful place as No.1 contender. I worked my ass off and I still get screwed that's bullshit Mav, I expected better from you!

 

 

(Mavick) Hold the fuck on Mr Clash of the champions, you remember that shit!! huh because I remember it very clearly!!! You nearly put this company out of business but I still didn't hold a grudge have I? I promised you were next up for a title and you will be but not if you don't take your ass home right now, your not even suppose to be here Brandon. You have a damn concussion Go home Now.

 

 

(Brandon S Yelder) Alright, I'm trusting you here Mav, but let me make something clear to you If I detect I'm getting screwed here, your locker room is going to see my ugly side!

 

 

(Mavick) Brandon Go home now!! Call me when you get back to New York and we'll discuss this further.

 

 

(Brandon Walks away)

 

 

(Mavick) Frank come here

 

(Xwa head of security Frank Austin approaches Mavick)

 

 

(Frank Austin) Yes sir?

 

 

(Mavick) Make sure Brandon is on a plane to back to Manhattan, make sure his ass on that plane!

 

(Frank Austin) You got it boss!

 

 

(Mavick) Frank before you go, go by my office and tell Jeff Epstein I wanna see him in 20 minutes!

 

 

(Frank Austin) Yes sir

 

 

(Camera cuts back to ringside, suddenly "Hollow Ground" by Hate breed comes over the PA system
and out walks Synyster)


(Tony Reynolds) Here comes the Minister! The man who
finally exorcised his demons and defeated his long
time nemesis Terrell Yelder one on one for the first
time!


(Jason Summers) Just as I predicted Tony! Synyster
finally put that old man Yelder out of his misery by
closing the casket lid shut on his career! Hopefully,
we'll never have to see hi
m again.

(Synyster continues his walk to the ring, although,
he's not getting the most gracious ovation from the
crowd. Synyster makes his way into the ring and takes
a mic from Devon Shire, then begins to speak)

(Synyster) Listen up. I don't give a god damn what any
of you in this crowd think, I've got a few things to
say, and I'm going to say them.


 

(Crowd continues to boo)

(Synyster) In my career, I have accomplished many
things. I have been the World Heavyweight Champion
nine times. Along with my tag team partner Brandon
Yelder, we have the longest title reign in this
business, being World Tag Team Champions in the ZWA
for 13 months. I am a Hall of Famer in 2 companies. My
accomplishments speak for themselves. However, there
was one thing I had not yet accomplished and that was
beating Terrell Yelder in a one on one match. That all
changed at Ring of Honor II. I did something that I
was starting to wonder if I could ever do and that's
pin Terrell Yelder's shoulders to the mat for a three
count. Now, some of you Terrell loyalists out there
will say, "Terrell had you beat." Maybe he did.
Terrell pinned my shoulders to the mat and was going
to put me in the casket. What he did not expect was
that I had a plan. I had a plan to make sure that I
was not going in that casket, not on that night.
Terrell caught a face full of a toxin that put him out
of commission long enough for me to hit the Ultimate
Sin and finally get the proverbial monkey off of my
back. Terrell Yelder is now nothing but a memory to
me. For a long time, I thought Terrell Yelder was the
end game for me in this business. You know, they say
that when a man finally faces his destiny, the destiny
ends, and he becomes the man that he really is. I'm
here to say, that that is not necessarily the case.
Yes, I may have faced one of the biggest roadblocks in
my career, but there is still something for me to
attain, and that is the XWA World Heavyweight
Championship. Everyone knows that I have an iron clad
contract for a title shot, whenever I want. That night
will not be tonight. However, I am officially putting
the people in the World Title picture on notice. The
Minister is coming for you, and when I do, you will
pay for your sins, and Synyster will be the new XWA
World Champion.


(Synyster drops the mic and leaves the ring)

 

(Tony Reynolds) Seems now that Cruncher has been toppled, the challengers are coming out of the wood work professor.

 

 

(Jason Summers) All a bunch of vultures, everyone of them except of course the Xwa's most well respected athlete Duncan McCloud!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Well ladies and gentlemen it's time for our next contest of the night, let's go to Devon Shire.

 

 

(Camera cuts to Devon Shire)

 

(bell rings)

 

Xwa Xtreme Rules Match-Kriminul Vs Shane Donovan Vs Curse Coltrane
(Devon Shire) The Following contest of the night is an Xwa Xtreme rules match

 

(crowd cheers)


I look at you, then you me

Hungry and thirsty are we

Holding the lion's share

Holding the key

Holding me back cause I'm striving to be...

Better than you (Better than you)

Better than you (Better than you)

Lock horns I push and I strive

Somehow I feel more alive

Bury the need for it

Bury the seed

 

Bury me deep where there's no will to be

 

Better than you (Better than you) ho,

 

Better than you (Better than you)

(Better than you by Metallica plays)

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first from the Maryland State Penitentiary weighing in at 175 pounds he is the former Xwa light heavyweight champion here is Kriminul!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Kriminul is not happy after being knocked out during the Ultimate-X match at Ring of Honor.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Ah poor former ward of the system, he didn't deserve to be Light Heavyweight champion any way.

 

I wanna see your face, painted black

Black as night, black as coal

I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky

I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

 

Yeah!

 

 

(Paint it black by The Rolling Stones plays throughout the arena

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Coltrane County weighing in at 225 pounds he is one half of the Xwa Tag team champions, here is The "Loose Cannon" Curse Coltrane!

 

(Tony Reynolds)The rules for this one are as follows folks,Falls count anywhere, you can win by Knockout or Pinfall, no submission, so expect this one to get ugly. One of the most hated men in wrestling today, Curse Coltrane could care less what people think of him. Look out!!!! here comes Shane Donovan out of the crowd and he clotheslines Coltrane to the ground!!! Donovan pulls Coltrane up and he tosses him into the ring steps!! Donovan came out of nowhere!! Here comes Kriminul, he springboards over the top rope and hits Donovan with the hurracanranna!!!! My god Kriminul is a nutcase!! Kriminul makes it to his feet first and lifts Coltrane up and rolls him back inside the ring. Kriminul pulls Coltrane to his feet and cracks him across the upper chest with that Kendo stick! Kriminul is truly in his element here. Kriminul whips Coltrane into the ropes, Coltrane comes back off the ropes and Kriminul takes a baseball like swing with that kendo Stick and smacks Coltrane across the face!

 

 

(Jason Summers) Oh my god that had to hurt!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Curse will definitely be feeling that one in the morning. Kriminul goes the cover 1......................2.......................... Donovan pulls Kriminul out of the ring!!!! Donovan drags Kriminul by the legs to the outside and drops him to the floor with a mean right hook! Donovan is looking under the ring for something....and he pulls out a table!!! Donovan is about to make wood apart of someone's diet!! Donovan sets up the table on the outside and climbs back into the ring. Donovan pulls Coltrane to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Coltrane ducks the clothesline on the comeback and slips behind Donovan and applies the rear waist lock and attempts the german but Donovan blocks it. Donovan slips out of the rear waist lock and overpowers Coltrane and tosses him into the side of the ropes. Donovan doesn't waste anytime and charges toward Coltrane but Coltrane side steps him and pulls down the top rope and Donovan flies over the top rope and goes flying right through the table!!!!!!!

 

 

(holy shit chants break out)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) And the fecal chants have broken out folks!!! Shane Donovan is lying broken in a pile of wood!!!!! Coltrane is on the top turnbuckle, looks like he's planning something!!! Coltrane leaps off the turnbuckle looking for the elbow drop and hits it on Donovan!!!!! Oh man. Coltrane hooks the leg and goes for the cover 1..................2.....................Broken up by Kriminul!!!!! Kriminul pulls Coltrane to his feet but Coltrane breaks free with an elbow to the stomach of Kriminul. Coltrane lifts Kriminul up and drives him back first into the side of the ring pole! Curse Coltrane showing alot of aggression in this match. Coltrane is looking underneath the ring for more weapons and pulls out a trash can full of goodies!!! Donovan is still lying in that heap of wood that use to be that table, Kriminul is lying on the outside of the ring still feeling the effects of having his back smashed against the side of that ring pole. Coltrane is rummaging through the trash can and pulls out a steel pipe. Coltrane walks toward Kriminul and begins to whack Kriminul in the knee repeatedly!!! Coltrane showing his well know sadistic streak, Coltrane continues to punish Kriminul with that steel pipe. Coltrane drops the pipe and pulls out something else from the trash can.........It's a tire iron!!!!! Kriminul has been crippled at the knee and is having trouble walking , he sees Coltrane with that tire iron and begins to crawl as fast as he can. Coltrane just stalks Kriminul with that tire iron in his hand. Coltrane charges forward and smacks Kriminul in the back of the head with the tire iron! Coltrane continues to attack Kriminul with the tire iron with numerous shots to the knee!!! Coltrane drops the tire iron and slaps on the Texas Cloverleaf!! What's the point of this, you can't win this match by submission!!!

 

 

(Jason Summers) Maybe it's not about winning for this guy, it looks like he is trying to make a statement to me.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) You may be right Professor, Coltrane seems to have blank look on his face, the cries of Kriminul are falling on deaf ears!!! he's going to destroy this man's career if he doesn't let go of this hold!!!

 

 

(suddenly Shane Donovan hits the ring and hits a baseball slide on Coltrane knocking him off of Kriminul!!!)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Oh man what a shot!!! Donovan pulls Coltrane to his feet and smacks him with a knee to the face! Donovan positions him and lifts him up and connects with the jackhammer on top of the garbage can!!!! he calls it the E.N.D. and it very may will be for Curse Coltrane who just got his body driven through a garbage can!!! Donovan goes for the cover 1...................2............................3!!!!!!! Donovan wins

 

(Look To Your Orb For the Warning" by Monster Magnet plays as Shane Donovan has his hand raised in victory)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Donovan taking the hard road in this one but he still gets the win.

 

 

(Suddenly a large masked man makes his way out of the crowd and stands behind Donovan)

 

 

(Jason Summers) Who the hell is that guy?

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) It kinda looks like the Executioner only bigger!!! He's waiting for Donovan to turn around......Donovan turns around and walks into a boot in the midsection!!!! The mystery man hooks Donovan up and hits him with the chokeslam!!!!! Donovan just got laid out by who I think is the Executioner but he looks so much bigger than before!!! folks we'll be back with more on this stunning turn of events after we take a commercial break!!!

 

 

(commercial break)

 

Summerblast 2006

 

Coming in August, Summerblast 2006 live from the American Airlines Arena in beautiful Miami,Florida!!

Miami has never had heat like this!!!

(back to show)

 

(The Camera opens up to show Shawn Shamrock standing by with Amy Legacy)

 

 

(Amy Legacy) Hello folks, I'm Amy Legacy standing by with Shawn Shamrock. Shawn tonight you have the opportunity to challenge for your first singles title here in the Xwa, but you have to defeat 3 of the best in the company's history to do it, what is your plan?

 

 

(Shawn Shamrock) Are you kidding me, did you not see what I did to that mexican dude at Ring of Honor? I'm Shawn Shamrock, and I plan on making all of my opponents find out why I am Simply Excellent!!!

 

 

(Shamrock walks away as the camera cuts to Reynolds and Summers in the announce desk)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Well Mister Shamrock seems like he is ready to take no prisoners, he'll get his chance right now as his match is up next,lets go to Devon Shire in the ring.

 

 

(bell rings)

 


Fatal 4 way elimination Match No.1 contenders match to the Ic title
Shawn Shamrock Vs Flash Vs Paul Pain Vs Jericho Kane
(Devon Shire) The following contest of the night is a fatal 4 way elimination match.

 

The stars are underground

And the proof is flying overhead

So kick me when I'm down

And I'll be the one you're laughing about now

I don't know if its real

Or how I'm supposed to feel now

That I'm out of your life

And into the darkness

And out of the darkness I'm coming now

When I'm out of your sight

And into the blackness

 

(The Frames the stars are underground plays loudly as Shawn Shamrock makes his ways from behind the curtain)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Hayward, California weighing in at 275 pounds, here is Simply Excellent Shawn Shamrock!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Shamrock coming fresh off a win at Ring of honor, has a slight advantage in that category as all of his opponents tonight suffered losses.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Yeah but that was Ring Of Honor and this is Malevolence totally new day Reynolds.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) So true professor.

 

 

(Devon Shire) And his opponent.......

 

Well, the train to Grinder's Switch is runnin' right on time

And them Tucker Boys are cookin' down in Caroline

People down in Florida can't be still

When ol' Lynyrd Skynrd's pickin' down in Jacksonville

People down in Georgia come from near and far

To hear Richard Betts pickin' on that red guitar


So gather 'round, gather 'round chillun'

Get down, well just get down chillun'

Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud

Well you can be proud, hear now

Be proud you're a rebel

'Cause the South's gonna do it again and again

 

(The South's goin do it again by the charlie Daniel's band begins to play as the crowd stands on it's feet)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Beaver Lick, Kentucky weighing in at 230 pounds, he is one half of the Xwa world tag team champions here is The Thrill Billy Jericho Kane!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Here comes one half of the luckiest tag team in the world professor.

 

 

(Jason Summers) That luck will run out soon I guarantee it!

 

 

(Devon Shire)and their opponent.............

 

From the inside I could feel myself lost in memory with you,

From the inside I could feel myself Paralyzed!

 

(From the inside by Depswa plays loudly as the crowd cheers wildly)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring, born and raised in Dallas, Texas, here is Flash!!!!!!

 

 

(Flash emerges from behind the curtain to a chorus of cheers from the crowd, Flash runs down the entrance ramp and slides in the ring)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Flash had one hell of a performance in the money in the banks but came up short, maybe tonight he can get back to his winning ways.

 

 

(Flash's music stops as Cowboys from Hell begins to pound the arena)

 

 

(Devon Shire) and the final participant from Fort Payne, Alabama weighing in at 311 pounds here is Paul Pain!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Paul Pain the Xwa former hardcore champion and the almost Mvp of the money in the bank is here to get back to his winning ways as well. Who you got Professor?

 

 

(Jason Summers) I'm going to have to go with Shamrock he was brutal at Ring of Honor. It impressed me.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Well, Mr Shamrock will have to be mighty impressive as he has quite the task ahead of him tonight. The Bell has rung and all four men are wary to be the first one into battle. Shamrock and Kane are in the right corner talking over strategy as are old friends Pain and Flash .Shamrock and Kane have come to some sort of agreement it looks as if they are going to work together. Kane and Shamrock walks towards Pain and Flash, Shamrock takes a u-turn and gets behind Kane and shoves him into Flash and Pain who rip Kane apart .Shamrock has a sickening smile on his face as he ducks to the outside while Kane is getting torn apart in the ring.Pain continues to punish Jericho Kane with punches to the face. Pain pulls Jericho to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Kane comes back off the ropes and gets blasted by a forearm from Pain! who looks like he is having a little too much fun. Look at Shamrock just sitting there outside the ring laughing.

 

 

(Jason Summers) I know it's great right, this kid is so cool.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Pain doesn't seems to like it though, Pain walks over towards the ropes and reaches over and grabs Shamrock by the hair and tries to pull him up into the ring but Shamrock fights him off but he doesn't see Flash coming in time and gets mowed down by a clothesline from the charismatic assassin!!!! Flash lifts Shamrock to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Pain has Kane in the corner still and continues to wail on the tag team champion. Kane rips at the eyes of Pain, giving himself an out and he throws a couple of right hands backing Pain to the ropes. Kane whips Pain into the ropes, Pain reverses it, Kane comes back off the ropes and Pain connects with boot to the midsection and hooks Kane up and connects with the Pain Killer!!!!!!! Pain goes for the pin 1....................2...............................3!!! Jericho Kane is eliminated!!!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Kane got more airtime than Oprah on that chokeslam!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Pain is on fire like he was at Ring of Honor!!! Flash and Shamrock are fighting in the corner, Shamrock gets the advantage with a brutal european uppercut and shoves Flash in the corner and begins to drill kicks into his midsection. Here comes Paul Pain who comes from behind and makes the save for Flash!! Pain lifts Shamrock up and connects with a Samoan drop!!! Flash makes it to his feet and push's Pain out of the way and starts to drill shots into the head of Shamrock. Pain takes exception and pushes Flash back.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) This can't end well.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Flash and Pain are very good friends, have been for years since they came into this business together they even went to the same wrestling school, but at this very moment they seem to be having words. Pain didn't like something Flash said because he just cracked him in jaw with a right hook that sends Flash to the mat in a heap. Paul Pain is an animal and like all people with common sense know, you don't poke an animal with a sharp stick unless you want to get bitten! Pain pulls Shamrock to his feet but the Shamrock breaks free and connects with a jawbreaker!!! Shamrock pulls Pain to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Pain comes back off the ropes and gets leveled by a flying shoulder block from Shamrock! Shamrock goes for the cover on Pain but only gets the two count as Flash breaks the pin up with a kick to the head! Flash pulls Shamrock up to his feet and whips him into the ropes but Shamrock reverses it and sends Flash over the top rope!! Flash lands on the apron and runs toward the turnbuckle and climbs up and balances him waiting for Shamrock to turn around, Shamrock spins around and Flash leaps off, going for a cross body block but Shamrock catches him and powers him up and connects with the T.J.E!! That's just Excellent!!! Shamrock goes for the pin 1.......................2........................3!!! Flash has been eliminated and now it's down to Shamrock and Pain!!! Shamrock and Pain both make it to their feet at the same time and start trading punches in the middle of the ring. Pain the larger of the two men gets the advantage with a punch to the midsection. Pain grabs Shamrock by the midsection and hooks on a bear hug!!! Pain is using that massive 311 pound frame of his to squeeze the life out of Shamrock. Shamrock the 275 pounder is fading fast as Pain continues to use his power to crush Shamrock. Shamrock is drilling punches into the head of Pain trying to get free, Shamrock rocks Pain with a punch to the eye and frees himself and collapses to the mat. Pain shakes off the shot and waits for Shamrock to get to his feet. Shamrock makes it to his feet holding his lower back; Pain barrels toward Shamrock who turns around and catches Pain and T-bone's him over the top rope to the floor outside!!!!! Wow what an impressive show of power by Shamrock! Shamrock rolls to the outside and pulls Pain to his feet and rolls the big man back in the ring. Shamrock lifts Pain to his feet and launches a haymaker that staggers the big man, Pain connects a haymaker of his own!! Pain and Shamrock are exchanging blows, Shamrock throws another haymaker but Pain ducks it and gets underneath Shamrock and grabs him by the throat!!! Pain powers Shamrock up and connects with the Pain Killer!!!! Pain goes for the cover 1......................2..............................3!!!! Paul Pain is the new number one contender to the Ic title!!!!

 

 

(Cowboys from hell by Pantera plays throughout the arena as Paul Pain has his hand raised in victory)

 

(Tony Reynolds) Shawn Shamrock was so close to getting the win but he ran into the brick wall known as Paul Pain who now has the opportunity to challenge Amy Suicide for the Ic strap title.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Man, Pain totally pulled that one out of his ass.

 

 

(The Camera cuts backstage to the office of the Xwa president when Jeff Epstein walks in the door)

 

(Jeff Epstein) Mavick, you needed to see me?

 

 

(Mavick) Jeff what did we talk about 3 weeks prior to The Ring of Honor Pay per view?

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) The Number one contender

 

 

(Mavick) The Number one contendership that's right, and who did I say I wanted that to go too? Who deserved it? Who did I say earned it?

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) Well, I just thought that......

 

 

(Mavick) Please answer my question.

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) You said Brandon S Yelder, but I knew you meant....

 

 

(Mavick) No just stop talking, I Said it was Brandon's time to shine in the spot light didn't I and the minute I leave you in charge, you destroy everything we were building?? Now you have left me with a real mess on my hands Jeff. I got two men who are the number one contender to the title, two men shouldn't hold one position Jeff. Look I know your new at this but next time you have to do what I tell you when I tell you to do it and nothing more. Now I have to go attend to some business for next week's show so I'm going to leave you in charge for the rest of the night, keep control of the show and try not to make any major decisions with out my permission. We will figure out the World title jumble tomorrow. Excuse me I have a Plane to catch....and Jeff behave yourself.

 

 

(Jeff Epstein) I will take care of the show Mavick and once again my humble apologies for the mix up it will not happen again.

 

 

(Mavick) See that it doesn't.

 

(Mavick exits the room as a smile comes over the face of Epstein as the camera fades to commercial)

 

(Commercial Break)

 

 

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(Back to the show)

 

(Tony Reynolds) Welcome back to the show folks, let's keep the show going up next Amy Suicide is in action, let's go to the ring.

 

 

(The Camera shoots to Devon Shire in as the bell rings in the background)

 

Amy Suicide Vs Aaron Willis
Non-title

(Devon Shire) Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non title match.

 

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,

La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high, because I got highm because I got high!!

 

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,

La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

 

 

(Because I got high by Afroman plays much to the amusement of the crowd)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first, from Chibaville being accompanied to the ring by Moonbeam and weighing in at 257 pounds here is "Captain Chiba" Aaron Willis!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Well the crowd here in Montreal seems to like him but I personally do not know what to think of "Captain Chiba".

 

 

(Jason Summers) He's a damn stoner Reynolds!!!! People like him are going to be the downfall of this country if we don't kick these hippies out. Some people say it's the illegal's or the gangster rappers that are causing the trouble, I say it's those no good hippies. Those bunch of tie dye shirt wearing, no bathing, flower picking, peace loving, fornicating haters of morality! Look at him wearing his colored shirt and sandals, who the hell wears sandals!!!!! No self respecting man wears sandals, except maybe you Reynolds and everyone knows your neither respected nor a man!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) That's not nice Jason why don't you calm down.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Calm down? your sensitive aren't you Reynolds? you probably listen to Sarah McLachlan or Jewel don't you?

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Hey, they happen to be well respected.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Thank you for proving my point.

 

(Devon Shire) And his opponent......

 

We've been on the run

Driving in the sun

Looking out for #1

California here we come

Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns

Your shadow weighs a ton

Driving down the 101

California here we come

Right back where we started from

California!

Here we come!

(California by Phantom Planet plays in the background as the crowd starts to cheer)

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Sacramento, California weighing in at 130 pounds, she is the New Xwa Intercontinental champion!!! here is Amy Suicide!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Suicide is getting the reaction she usually gets from crowds, the people just seem to love her.

 

 

(Jason Summers) These people have no idea what they like. Amy Suicide is a gimmick, she is there to make money for this company, nobody has or ever will care about women's wrestling.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) How can you say that with all that she and Mary Jane Montez have accomplished?

 

 

(Jason Summers) I got 4 letters for you Reynolds....... WNBA. Can you even name a team in the WNBA?

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds)Uh.....

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Thank you for proving my point.

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Your an ass hole Jason.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Yes but I'm a realistic ass hole Tony, and you are a naive little bitch who lives in a magical fantasy land in which everything is fair and nothing bad ever happens. If things were left up to you this country would be run by a bunch of femnist's.Women can not be trusted.

 

(Tony Reynolds) Look I got a match to call so I'm ignoring you. The bell has rung and this contest is underway. Suicide and Willis walk toward the center of the ring and lock up. Willis gets the advantage with ease as he outweighs Suicide by 127 pounds. Willis the rookie lifts the ic champion up and tosses her across the ring in a show of his power!

 

 

(Jason Summers) I told you Reynolds, A woman has no place taking on a man unless it's in a cooking contest.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Hey jackass, keep your sexist attitudes to yourself! Willis is daring Suicide to bring it on but Suicide just looks at Willis and rolls to the outside? Where is Amy Suicide going??

 

 

(Jason Summers) She's doing the right thing she is walking away.

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) I can't believe she is doing this, this is not like her at all, the ref is starting the count.

 

 

(Suddenly Shane Donovan comes out of the crowd and jumps up on the apron distracting the ref)

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) What the hell is Donovan doing out here? Look Professor, it's Shane Meadows he hits the ring while the ref is distracted and hits Willis in the back of the head with a chair!!!! Why the hell did do that? To my knowledge Aaron Willis and Meadows have never had an issue. Suicide is coming back, She hits the ring as Meadows and Donovan leave and covers Willis 1....2...3! Suicide wins with ease. This was a damn setup, I just know it!! I can't believe this, Amy Suicide has a smile on her face that just gives her away folks.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) (laughs) I told you women can not be trusted.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Amy Suicide has used less than honorable methods to win her match and this crowd is in shock.

 

(The camera cuts backstage to Show Taka Teriyaki)

 

 

(Taka Teriyaki) Hello Folks this is Xwa's original sex beast Taka Teriyaki and I'm standing by with Shane and Anthony Montez!

 

 

 

(Shane Montez) Yeah, your standing next to us Charlie Chan, and you smell like old chicken chow mein so go stand your ass over there before you give me Sars.

 

(Anthony Montez ) Wow Shane that was a new record, you've never gotten that many racially insensitive stereotypes in one sentence before, I gotta step my game up.

 

 

 

(Shane Montez) It comes from being a legend Anthony my boy and only a legendary mind such as my own could make you world champion and put us back on top of the Xwa food chain. Everyone has been asking Anthony when did he decide to use his title shot at Ring of Honor. The truth is Anthony didn't decide it, it was all a carefully prepared plan by yours truly, the greatest mind in wrestling. No one saw it coming, everyone was shocked. I might have gotten cheated by that piece of crap Brandon but Yours truly still found out a way to come out shining like a diamond. Anthony speak to the people.

 

 

 

(Anthony Montez) What did you expect, Everyone betted against me, they either picked Curse Coltrane,or Shane Meadows, They said it's probably going to be Flash or Paul Pain, they even had the nerve to pick Marcus Yelder over me, but not one of those chumps is the World champion, I am. I've told people this before and I'll say it again, I'm a Montez you morons, you know you can't win!!!

 

 

(Shane Montez) And that is gospel! Tonight our opponents are going to find that out personally. Tonight Synyster , my old friend I will end your win streak and Mky is going to get beat by another Montez just like at Ring of honor! Let's go kid

 

 

(Anthony and Shane walk away as the camera cuts to Reynolds and Summers at the announce desk)

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) The Montez's throwing around their weight so to speak.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) They can afford too Reynolds. The Montez family is sitting pretty in the driver's seat as they have the power that really matters, The world title.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) That might not be for long as Duncan McCloud, arguably the most prolific Xwa Champion of all time has been named the number one contender. Well folks it's time for our title match of the night as Mary Jane Montez the Undisputed and unified X-division champion will put her title on the line for the first time against Dejesus Christ, let's go to Devon Shire in the ring.

 

 

Singles match
X-Division title match
Dejesus Christ Superstar Vs Mary Jane Montez (ch)

(Devon Shire) The following contest is for the undisputed X-Division championship!

 

(crowd pops loudly)

 

(Devon Shire) Introducing first the challenger.....

 


(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

(Jesus Walks with me) with me with me with me [fades]

You know what the Midwest is?

Young & Restless

Where restless Niggaz might snatch your necklace

And next these Niggaz might jack your Lexus

Somebody tell these Niggaz who Kanye West is

I walk through the valley where the shadow of death is

Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!

Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard

Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check

the method

They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us

Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?

We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases

A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis

My momma used to say only Jesus can save us

Well momma I know I act a fool

But I'll be gone til November I got packs to move I Hope

(Jesus Walks)

God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

(Jesus Walks with me)

The only thing that I pray is that me feet don't fail me now!!!

(Jesus Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs

(Jesus Walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long.

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 245 pounds here is Dejesus Christ Superstar!

 

(Tony Reynolds) He's a little banged up after fighting Shawn Shamrock to a finish at Ring of Honor but Dejesus Christ was well enough at least according to him, to take this shot at the title.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) This is just great now I am forced to endure another woman and now a mexican this sucks ass.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Listen you racist prick, Dejesus is not a mexican.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Does he speak spanish?

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) I'm not sure I would assume so.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Then he is a Mexican nuff said.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Ugh, god why me.

 

 

(Devon Shire) and now the champion........

 

Do you ever feel like breaking down?

 

Do you ever feel out of place?

 

 

like somehow you just don't belong

 

 

And no one understands you

 

 

 

Do you ever wanna runaway?

 

Do you lock yourself in your room?

 

 

With the radio on turned up so loud

 

 

That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like

 

When nothing feels all right

 

 

You don't know what it's like

 

To be like me

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like

 

Welcome to my life!!!!!!!!

 

(The crowd cheers as Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan plays throughout the arena)

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring, hailing from the Beersville home for the criminally insane, she is the undisputed X-division champion of the world, here is Mary Jane Montez!!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) She has to be the most dominate female athlete of her generation and one of the best never to have held a world title, tonight Dejesus has stiff competition ahead of him . This one is underway folks and the crowd here in Montreal is ready for a title fight. Dejesus and Mary-Jane Montez tie up. DCS backs her into the corner and pretends to break clean catching MJM off guard with a slap to the face. MJM didn't like that one bit, she walks up to DCS and cracks him in the face with the closed fist! MJM keeps the punches coming dropping Dejesus to the mat with a nice right cross. The champion picks Dejesus up and whips him into the corner. She charges in and nails him with a spinning wheel kick. Dejesus stumbles out of the corner and MJM mows him down with a flying knee to the face! Mjm goes for the cover 1......................2......................Kickout by Dejesus!!!! The champion pulls Dejesus to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Mjm climbs the middle rope and starts drilling punches into the head of the challenger. Mary Jane hops off the middle rope and starts to claw and rip at the face of the challenger. Mary Jane hooks Dcs up and connects with an unprettier!!! Mary Jane Montez smells blood you can see it in her eyes. Mjm climbs the top turnbuckle looking for a moonsault but Dejesus rolls out of the way and the champion hits the mat like a stone! Dejesus sees his chance and pulls himself to his feet. He pulls Montez to her feet and whips her into the ropes, Mjm comes back off the ropes and DCS stuns the champion with a roundhouse kick to the chops! Dcs hooks the champion up and attempts the Holy Trinity but MJM slides down his back and kicks Dejesus in the back of the leg dropping him to one knee! Mjm backs up against the ropes and charges forward connecting with the Shining Wizard!!! DCS is on dream street!!! Mjm rolls Dcs up in the small package 1...........................2............................3.!!!!!!!! Mary Jane Montez retains the title!!!!!

 

(Devon Shire) The Winner of the match and still the Xwa X-division champion Mary Jane Montez!!!!!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Mary Jane Montez successfully defends the X-division championship. We're going to take a quick commercial break and then return for more action here on Malevolence.

 

(Camera cuts backstage to show Paul Pain)

 

(Paul Pain) Amy Suicide, Next week I get my shot at you for that intercontineal title and Amy you best believe that title is coming my way. They might have done away with the hardcore division in this company but next week how about we take it to the "Xtreme". Paul Pain, Amy Suicide in a tables match!!!! One of us is walking out the Intercontineal champion and one of us well......just won't walk out at all.

(Shows cuts to commerical)

Jeff Jarrett has comitted numerous crimes in the eyes of Wrestling fans for years.The creation of the West texas rednecks, Using a guitar in every single title match, and most of all singing, but on Sunday, August 13 2006 Justice will finally be served when he takes on the Icon Sting for The NWA world heavyweight championship. TNA Presents

 

Hard Justice

(Back to the show)

 

(Tony Reynolds) Welcome back to Malevolence folks,right before we went to commercial we heard from an eager Paul Pain who threw out a challenge to the current intercontineal champion, Amy Suicide. I have confirmation from the lockeroom that Suicide has accepted. What kind of a carnage will we see next week Professor?

 

 

(Jason Summers) A wholesale slaughter. There are myths based on how badly Paul Pain can kill a fully grown man, what do you think he is going to do to a 5'4 130 pound female? Paul Pain is like a god in the south, they fear this man and for good reason.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed Amy Suicide will have a very difficult defense of her title next week. The match should be one to remember. Our next match could be along those same lines as Shane Meadows the young upstart will take on the Veteran and legend known as Kryptonite-X!! let's go to Devon Shire in the ring.

 

 

(Jason Summers) Hey Reynolds did you hear about the one about Pain?

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) No, What?

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Paul Pain is such a god in the Atlanta that they use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Turner Field!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) What the hell is wrong with you? I'm serious, this is not Kayfabe, I mean are you this *beep* stupid all the time?

 

 

Singles Match
Kryptonite-X Vs Shane Meadows
(Devon Shire) The following contest of the night is scheduled for one fall.

 

Soft flesh and razor blades,

 

 

golgotha, ace of spades,

 

 

Steel needles kiss your pretty eyes,

 

All mine, all mine, Nightmare,

 

 

The Dreamtime!!!!

 

(Nightmare by Motorhead Plays as the crowd begins to boo)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first from San Francisco, CA but now residing in Manhattan, NY, weighing in at 270, he is being accompanied to the ring by Shane Donovan and Jasmine Skyy, here is "The Nightmare" Shane Meadows!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Why he and Donovan decided to hook up again is beyond me, but everytime these two become a unit,trouble starts, as you saw earlier tonight folks, Meadows and Donovan chose to stick their collective noses in the business of one Mr Aaron Willis costing the young man a very important victory. Professor what is your take on all this?

 

 

(Jason Summers) Did you know that Paul Pain doesn't make his own hamburgers, no you see the cow is so afraid of him it heats the stove up, throws it self in the pan and blows it's own head off because getting a Pain Killer is much more painful than dying?

 

 

(Tony Reynolds).......

 

 

 

 

(Devon Shire) And his opponent......

You walk on like a woman in suffering

Won't even bother now to tell me why

You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment

Leaving me broken another time

You come on like a bloodstained hurricane

Leave me alone, let me be this time

You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption

I don't want to mention, the reason I know

That I am stricken and can't let you go

When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know

That I am crippled by all that you've done

Into the abyss will I run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd boos as Stricken By disturbed plays and out walks Kryptonite-X)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming from Lexington, Ky and weighing in at 275 pounds, he is accompanied to the ring by Zortis, here is the Xwa Superman, The Man known only as Kryptonite-X!!!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Kryptonite-X the rumors of his retirement are confirmed but there is another rumor going around the locker room that K-X wants a shot at a certain Xwa superstar.

 

 

(Jason Summers) I have it on good authority that this match will go down next week live from Seattle.

 

(Tony Reynolds) Next week's Malevolence will be something to watch then. The bell has rung and this one is underway. There is alot of activity at ringside as Zortis, Shane Donovan and Jasmine Skyy are at ringside. Maybe I'm naive but hopefully these three can keep their noses out of this match. Meadows and K-x are too men of similar build, size and strength. Both men lock up in the center of the ring but neither can get a a clear advantage and let go of the lock up. Both men loosen up and try to lock up one more time but yet again, no one can get the advantage. K-X the veteran calls for the test of strength and the young Meadows agrees. Both men grapple trying to use all their power to turn the tide in their direction. Donovan and Skyy are on the outside trying to cheer on their running buddy, and Zortis is trying to cheer on his charge as well. Donovan can't wait any longer and jumps up on the apron and attempts to enter the ring but referee Jeff Zucker stops him dead in his tracks! Jasmine Skyy goes around the other side and enters the ring while the ref is distracted and gets the low blow in on K-X!!! Meadows lifts K-x up on his shoulder and connects with the Final level!!!!! Meadows goes for the pin 1.................2.......................Kick out by K-X!!!! K-X dodged a bullet on that one!!! Zortis looks ready to explode. Meadows pulls K-X to his feet and whips him hard into the corner! Zortis jumps up on the apron and Zucker is trying to get him off, Meadows grabs Zortis by the collar and is attempting to strike him, Zortis pulls something out of his pocket and tosses it to K-X!!! The ref sees it and tosses it out of the ring!!! K-X is pulling something out of his tights. It's a pair of Brass knuckles!!!!! Meadows around and gets a face full of knuckles from K-X!!! Meadows drops to the mat like a stone!!!! K-X tosses the knuckles and goes for the pin 1..............................2.................................No!!! Donovan puts Meadows boots on the rope!!!! Zucker has to get this one under control quicky. Donovan and Zortis are having words on the outside of the ring, Zortis the smaller of the two hauls off and slaps Donovan across the face!!!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Oh boy! he is about to get his ass kicked and badly!!

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed he is, Donovan grabs Zortis by the throat and hits him with a chokeslam on the floor!!!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) You know the saying, you don't tug on superman's cape, you don't mess with a wounded animal and you don't are slap The New Religion!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed, K-X sees Zortis in trouble and rolls to the outside and drops Donovan with a clothesline! Meadows comes to in the ring and rolls out of the ring as well and lifts K-X up while his back is turned and drops on his head with a big back suplex!! Man what a move by Meadows! Meadows grabs his head in pain but gets to his feet first, Meadows pulls K-X to his feet and rolls him back into the room. Meadows climbs in the ring and goes for the pin 1.........................2..........................Kickout by K-X!!! Meadows is showing a little frustrtation, but he has to know K-X will not be that easy to put away. Meadows pulls K-X to his feet and tosses him to the outside right infront of Donovan!!! The ref is trying keep an eye on Donovan but Meadows picks a fight with Zortis and the ref is trying to seperate the two. Donovan sees his chance and pulls K-x to his feet, Donovan lifts K-X up and attempts a chokeslam but K-x floats out of it, K-x jabs Donovan in the gut with a kick and drops him to the floor with The X-Downfall!!!!!! K-X slides back in the ring and pops Meadows in the back of the head! K-x whips Meadows into the ropes, K-X goes for the clothesline on the comeback but Meadows ducks it and gets behind K-X and rolls him up with the school boy, 1.......................2 Meadows grabs the ropes 3!!!!!!!!!! Meadows gets the win!!!!!

 

 

(Jason Summers ) Wow, there was more cheating going in that match then at the Tour de France!

 

 

(Devon Shire) And the winner of the match, here is the Nightmare Shane Meadows!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Shane Meadows picks up a big win here tonight of course with no small thanks to Shane Donovan and Jasmine Skyy!.... Wait folks I understand we have a conflict breaking out in the locker room area, let's cut to Amy Legacy right now!!!

 

(The camera quickly cuts back to the lockerroom area to show Amy Legacy)

 

 

 

(Amy Legacy) Tony the next contest on Malevolence has already started as Zanyon and Duncan having been going at it pretty tough for the last 15 minutes. All I know is that Zanyon went into Duncan's Lockerroom and they came out swinging at one another.

 

 

 

(Back stage Person) Amy watch out!!!!

 

 

 

 

(Zanyon and Duncan McCloud start to swing wildly when Zanyon throws a punch and McCloud ducks it but Zanyon hits Legacy instead)

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Oh My god Zanyon just knocked out Amy Legacy!!!! Someone get some damn help back there!!!

 

 

(Zanyon is in shock and is not paying attention when McCloud sneaks up behind him and nails him with chair. McCloud pulls a zonked out Zanyon to his feet and walks him toward the entrance tunnel. McCloud and Zanyon make their way out towards the ring exchanging blows)

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) I know these two can't stand each other but this is insanity. Amy Legacy has already been hurt and these two are brawling like a couple of wild animals, can no one get control of this thing? McCloud and Zanyon continue to fight it out on the outside of the ring. Zanyon kicks at McCloud to try to get him off him but McCloud is relentless and continues to attack Zanyon. Zanyon connects with an eye gouge blinding the former world champion. McCloud returns the favor with a kick to the testicles of Zanyon! This match hasn't offically started so all this is legal. McCloud lifts Zanyon up on his shoulder but Zanyon climbs on McCloud's back and attempts the sleeper. McCloud charges toward the ring pole and ducks sending Zanyon flying head first into the ring pole! McCloud tosses Devon Shire out of his seat and folds up the chair and cracks Zanyon in the head with it!!!! McCloud in his return is showing a level of violence we have not seen from him in some time!! McCloud lifts Zanyon up and rolls him into the ring. Zanyon is out cold folks that is the second chair shot he has taken in the the last 5 minutes! McCloud stands Zanyon up as the ref calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match. McCloud, just cocky as he wants to be slaps Zanyon across the face and hooks him up and connects with the STO!! McCloud goes for the pin 1.....................2.................................3!!!!! McCloud wins this very ugly battle!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Duncan McCloud the wrestling genius, the cornerstone of this company, has set the standard again. Most people could give a rat's ass when a wrestler returns from Injury but Duncan just made sure that every mark from here to Ireland will be talking about the pure six brawl he just had with Zanyon!

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) That will defintely go down as one of the most ugly matches ever seen on Xwa Tv! Zanyon is bleeding from that chair shot, and McCloud's eye is starting to swell. Folks we;re going to take our last commercial and try to sort this out, we'll be right back after these messages!

 

 

(Commercial break)

After a tragic security breach in the Joint Inter-Agency Task Force (JIATF), the FBI ask for help from the Miami authorities, who are not part of the compromised group. This assignment goes to Detectives James 'Sonny' Crockett and Ricardo 'Rico' Tubbs. Going undercover as offshore boat racers and outlaw smugglers Sonny Burnett and Rico Cooper, they take on the narcotrafficking network of the mysterious Archangel de Jesus Montoya-Londono and his Cuban Chinese banker Isabella. The intensity of the case pushes Crockett and Tubbs out onto the edge where identity and fabrication become blurred, where cop and player become one - especially when Crockett falls for Isabella, and when there is an assault on Tubbs's loved ones. Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx Star the Micheal Mann Movie........

Miami Vice

 

(Back to the show)

 

 

Tables,Ladders and Chairs Anthony Montez and Shane Montez Vs Marcus K Yelder and Synyster
(Devon Shire) Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is the main event of the night and it is a tables ladders and chairs match!!!

 

 

(Crowd pops)

 

Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see............

 

 


Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be...........

 

One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew........

 

 

And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.

 

 

Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive!!!!!!!!!!

(a brief drum solo takes place)

If you close your eyes your life, a naked truth revealed

 

Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed

 

In the darkness, light will take you to the other side

 

 

and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes!!!!

 

(Waterproof blonde plays loudly as black and green pyro shoots throughout the arena as the crowd stands on their feet.)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring weighing in a combined weight of 535lbs here is the team of the Synyster and The Element Marcus K Yelder!!!!!!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) The Element Marcus K Yelder and Synyster are ready to do battle here tonight.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) This one will be a great match Tony, if Marcus and his brother would just quit whining about Anthony Montez and Duncan McCloud, it's stupid.

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) I don't think so I think it's very important to these men, they work their asses off for a chance to be champion like everyone. I'm not really going to argue the point with you, I'm just glad your not going to come up with one of your Paul Pain myth stories again that really depressed the crap out of me.

 

 

 

(Jason Summer) Paul Pain myth stories??? You don't mean like Paul Pain can make a woman climax simply by pointing at her and saying Booya or There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Paul Pain allows to live?

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Die, I'm serious I mean it just die.

 

 

(Jason Summers) (laughs) ah suck on it hippie.

 

 

 

(Devon Shire) and their opponents.........

 

Heaven ablaze in our eyes

 

We're standing still in time

 

 

The blood on our hands is the wine

 

 

We offer as sacrifice............

 

 

Come on, and show them your love

 

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

 

For your soul, my love

 

Rip out the wings of a butterfly

 

For your soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

(Wings of a Butterfly by HIM blast throughout the arena as Shane and Anthony make their way out from behind the curtain)

 

 

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Beersville, Pa weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds here is the team of the Sensational Shooter Shane Montez and The Xwa world champion, "The Future" Anthony Montez!!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) The world champion and the legendary Shane Montez are making their way to the ring but they are not recieving the warmest of welcome's here tonight.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Why in the bluest of hell, would either one of these two men care Tony? The weak minded care what other people think, and neither Anthony nor Shane is remotely weak!

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Whatever, Professor, In my opinion might does not make right.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Spoken like a true hippie.

 

 

(bell rings)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) This one is underway as all four men start to tear into each other. Anthony is trying to help Shane Double team Synyster but an angry Mky grabs him by the hair and tosses through the ropes to the outside!!! Shane is left to fend for himself. Synyster grabs Montez and whips him into the ropes, Montez comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline and rolls to the outside.

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) See that is why he is called Sensational. The man is brilliant.

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) We'll see if he is a sensational fighter because he comes the 6'6 Synyster and he looks pissed. Synyster rolls to the outside and Montez runs faster than Justin Gatelin!!! Montez runs around the ring and jumps over the ring steps and falls to the floor!!! Synyster sees his chance but he doesn't see Anthony Montez behind him, Anthony has a chair in hand and he levels Synyster with it!!! Shane pops to his feet with a smile on his face, he was just playing possum!!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) SEN-SAT-IONAL!!!!

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Shane Montez is looking under neath the ring for something......It's the ladder!!!! This match is about to take a step up! Shane sets the ladder up in front of the Spanish Announce desk. Anthony pulls Synyster to his feet and lifts him up on the Sat table!!!

 

 

(Jason Summers) I hope he puts his ass through that table, spanish isn't a real language anyway!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Shane climbs up on the ladder, he is calling for The A.L.M his verison of the frog splash! Montez is standing on top of the ladder and leaps off but he takes too much time and Synyster rolls out of the way and Montez goes head first through the table!!!! Anthony doesn't have time to check on his older family member as Mky comes from behind and bulldogs him to the floor! Marcus mounts Anthony and begins to drill hard punches into the head of the world champion. Mky pulls the champ to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Mky doesn't go after Anthony right away, in fact he's fishin underneath the ring for weapons! Marcus looks like he has a hold on something...........he's pulling it out......It's a barbed wire baseball bat!!! The crowd is really in a frezy as Marcus has a sickening smile on his face. Mky hits the ring and is stalking the world champion waiting for him to get to his feet. Anthony totally unware of what's about to happen to him makes it to his feet and turns around and MKY takes a barry bonds like swing and cracks Montez in the chest!!!!! Oh My God!!!

 

 

(Holy Shit chants break out)

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Montez is bleeding from the chest and screaming in agony as he just had a sharp weapon slammed into his chest!! Mky chants are breaking out through the building and Mky is standing tall!!! Mky drops the bat on the mat and pulls Anthony to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Anthony comes back off the ropes and Marcus backdrops him over his shoulder and the world champion lands backfirst on top of that barb wired bat!!!!!

 

(Jason Summers) What the hell is wrong with Marcus? Why is he doing this??!!!!

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) A man will try to do all kinds of things when he hates a man as much as Marcus hates Anthony. Mky goes for the cover 1........................2.............................Kickout by the champion!!!! How did he have the ability to kick out of that?

 

(Jason Summers) Dig the last name slapass, he's a Montez!!

 

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed he is but Marcus K the man formerly known as Krypton is a Yelder and just as tough and if you ask Terrell or Brandon there is no name tougher. Yelder keeps the offense going and pull Anthony to his feet once more. Marcus whips Anthony across the ring into the corner and picks that infamous bat off of the Mat, Marcus looks like he is going to do some more damage with that Weapon. Marcus charges toward the corner but gets speared out of nowhere by Shane!!!! Shane lifts the bat up and cracks Mky in the ribs with it!!!! What a Shot!!!! Anthony Montez regains his composure and climbs up on the top rope,and leaps off connecting with the Moonsault!!! Anthony goes for the pin 1......................2................ Synyster pulls Montez to the outside and drops him to the floor with a hard right! Synyster hits the ring and tackles the shooter to the mat! Synyster the best unleahsed drags Montez toward the corner and has his boot placed firmly on the throat of his former friend! Montez is gasping for air by Synyster keeps up the aggression. Synyster pulls Shane to his feet and whips him across the ring to the other corner. Synyster looks like a bull about to charge into a China shop. Synyster charges toward Shane Montez but Montez ducks out of the way, Montez rolls Synyster up in the school boy and goes for the pin No Wait....Synyster has just applied the Koji Clutch!!!! Out of Nowhere!!! Montez has got to be in tremendous pain!!! He's trapped he has got to tap out!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) Are you insane this is Shane Montez, how many can say they've captured every IWF title known to man. This man will not tap.

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Montez's face is turning a bright shade of blue as Synyster continues to choke him out with the Koji!!!

 

 

(Jason Summers) Anthony where are you??!!!?!

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) There goes the world champion he is on the top turnbuckle!!! Anthony leaps off the top rope and connects with the Frog Splash freeing Shane!!! Anthony hooks the leg 1............................2.....................................3 Anthony and Shane Montez pull off the victory!!!!

 

 

 

(Jason Summers) I told you Reynolds, I told you they would win.

 

 

 

(Tony Reynolds) Yes the Montez's pull off the victory, but you can best believe the war between these two teams is far from over. We'll folks for Jason Summers I'm Tony Reynolds saying good night good fight!

 

 

(The camera fades to black as Anthony and Shane engage in a staredown with Synyster and Mky)