SEE NO EVIL In THEATRES NOW!!!

(Back to the Show)

(Tony Reynolds) Welcome back to the show folks, our next contest of the night is up next, Lets go to devon Shire in the ring

(Miri Ben-Ari featuring Styles P We Gonna Win, They Gonna Lose)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first weighing in at 270 pounds and hailing from Manhattan, New York, Here is the Nightmare Shane Meadows!!!!!!!!

(The Crowd erupts for the young star as the Night Mare emerges from behind the curtain)

(Tony Reynolds) A little singles action here folks As The Nightmare Shane Meadows will take on one of his opponents in the upcoming Money In the Bank Ladder match at Ring of Honor.

(From the Inside" by Depswa)

(Devon Shire) And his opponent from Dallas, Texas weighing in at 265 pounds here is "The Charismatic Assassin" Flash!!!

(Flash emerges from behind the curtain to a nice ovation from the crowd)

(Jason Summers) This will be a battle between two former intercontinental champions, if there is anyone with an advantage, you'd have to think it would be Flash after all even though Meadows is no longer a Rookie their are still things Flash has known for years that meadows is just learning.

(Tony Reynolds) Yes but if there is anything we have learned it would be foolish to count out The man formerly known as the Game.

(Bell rings)

This is should be one hell of a match. This one is under way. Flash and "The Nightmare"come out of their corners and in a show of sportsmanship shake hands. Flash and Meadows circle each other and lock up in. Flash Gets the advantage with the side headlock. Meadows tries to escape but Flash digs it in deeper. Meadows manages to get free, he pushes Flash off and Flash bounces off the ropes on the comeback and goes for the flying lariat but Meadows ducks underneath and rolls flash up with the school boy

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Flash kicks out at 2 and a half!!!! Meadows gets to his feet first and gets Flash in the ribs with a big boot. Meadows pulls Flash to his feet. Meadows scoops him up and slams him to the mat hard. Meadows lifts flash up again and this time whips him into the ropes. Flash bounces off the ropes, Meadows drops to the mat and rolls over letting Flash leap over, Meadows  leaps to his feet and he goes for the clothesline but Flash ducks it and slips behind Meadows and goes for the German Suplex and connects!!!!! What a move by Flash. Flash holds on, and connects with 3 more brutal germans!!! Flash lifts Meadows to his feet and hooks him up. Looks like he is going for the falcon arrow. Flash lifts Meadows up but Meadows floats out of it and lands behind Flash. Meadows spins Flash around and lifts him and connects with The D'Amoralizer!!!! Meadows hooks the leg

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meadows win the match!!!!
Winner@8:57-"The Nightmare" Shane Meadows

(Tony Reynolds) And a big win for Shane Meadows here, You gotta think this gives him alot of momentum going into the Money in the bank match.

(Jason Summers) Oh Yeah or this loss could motivate Flash to step up his game, we really won't know till Ring of honor in less than two weeks Tony.

(Camera Shows The Announce Booth)

(Tony Reynolds) Well folks it appears that Shane Donovan is having one of his famous Skitso episodes folks and is going to try to Reign (laughs) on Paul Pain's Party later on tonight

(Jason Summers) Ouch

(Tony Reynolds) Jason What's Wrong?

(Jason Summers) That pun was so bad it cut me.

(Tony Reynolds) Oh how droll.

(Stand Up By Trapt begins Play and The Xwa Ceo steps out on the Ramp)

(Tony Reynolds) Here comes the Owner of the Company folks.

(Jason Summers) Is he Scheduled to be out here?

(Tony Reynolds) Dude are you serious he signs the checks he can do whatever he wants.

(Mavick) Hello Folks, My God I love New York.

(Crowd cheers to the cheap pop)

(Mavick) As you can Tell I love a Cheap Pop too, (laughs) Now I was originally going to announce the new general manager of the company at Xwa's Ring of Honor II but I believe in getting started right away, plus I have a Really hot date with a very well known actress and some handcuffs...

(crowd Laughs and cheers)

(Mavick) like most bosses I need someone to push my workload onto so I can have fun. So with that said Ladies and Gentlemen Your new Xwa General Manager......

( Move Along by All American Rejects plays)

(Mavick) Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you The New Xwa General Manager.....Jeffrey Epstein!!!

(Tony Reynolds) Who???

(A Short man in a Business suit and glasses steps onto the entrance ramp)

(Mavick) The Xwa Committee and Myself are giving Jeff our full backing, This young man has all the qualifications including A Doctorate in Business and Communications from Harvard University and a glowing recommendation from of all people Theo Epstein who happens to be his cousin! (crowd boos) Now I know how you people feel about The Boston Red Sox but Judge this Epstein on his own merits. I know he is the man who will help take this company to the next level. But don't take my word for it Jeff say something to the people.

(Jeff Epstein) I have worked very hard to get where I am. and Thanks to Mavick and The Xwa Committee for trusting my judgment and my abilities enough to appoint me to this position.

(Mavick) Jeff Will also be handling the Masked Genius- Cruncher Contract signing next week in my home town of Detroit, Michigan.And with that said There you have it folks your new Xwa Gm Manager and with that Jeff I'm handing you the keys to the car Drive it Well my boy.

(Jeff Epstein) Thank you

(The two shake hands as the crowd cheers as Stand up By Trapt Plays as Mavick and Jeff Epstein walk to the back)

(Tony Reynolds) and Now folks we have a new Xwa General Manager. Wow what a night.

(Jason Summers) This could be a very exciting time for the Xwa Tony.

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed it could be Professor with that said let's keep this show moving let's go to the ring for the next contest of the night.

(Bell rings)

(Devon Shire) The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team contest. Introducing first........

(The Stars are Underground" by The Frames begins to plays)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 575 pounds here is The team of Shawn Shamrock and Matt Elliott!!!!

(Tony Reynolds) The former tag team champions Elliott and Shamrock known as Americans Most Destructive have an opportunity to get back into the tag team title hunt with a victory in this match.

(Jason Summers) Yeah, Tony I hate to tell you this but these guys have as much chance of winning this match as The Brooklyn Brawler has of Winning the WWE title.

(Wings of a Butterfly" by H.I.M. begins to play)

(Devon Shire) And Their opponents, Hailing from Beersville, Pa weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds, Here is the Team of Shane And Anthony Montez!!!!

(Jason Summers) That is who is winning this match, Reynolds.

(Tony Reynolds) That could very well be but you can never count out the former tag team champs.

(Jason Summers) Against the montez's yes the heck you can.

(Bell rings)

(Tony Reynolds murmurs ass hole under his breathe)

(Tony Reynolds) Whatever Jason, I understand we have Taka Teriyaki backstage with Xavier Lawless, Taka?

(Camera cuts backstage to show Xavier Lawless standing next to Taka Teriyaki)

(Taka Teriyaki) Taka Teriyaki here Tony declaring my lovin is better than sweet and sour chicken. I 'm here with a man who will step into the lions den tonight when he and Curse coltrane will attempt to dethrone the Reigning and Dominating Tag Team Champions. Xavier Lawless how do you plan on defeating such a dominating force?

(Xavier Lawless) First by embracing who the hell I really am. Most people in my life told me I would never amount to jackshit. You see I come from the cold and harsh world of Beaver Lick, Kentucky. I've been a No one all my life, but tonight that all comes to an end. Cause Tonight all the workouts in the gym, all the traveling and being away from my wife and kids, all the doubt and sacrifice comes to an end, I truly believe it's my time. I will no longer be ashamed of who I was born as, therefore Xavier Lawless dies and Jericho Kane is Reborn. I know what everyone is thinking, that me and Coltrane got no chance against Bsy and Synyster but I will show everyone in New York....Hell The world, Just what a Good Ole Boy can Do. Tonight all the poor hard working folks of the south will rise as one as The Thrill Billy brings home gold!!!!!!

(Jericho Kane walks away)

(Taka Teriyaki) Whoa, quite a speech from one half of the challenging team, back to you Tony.

(camera shows the announce desk)

(Tony Reynolds) Xavier Lawless now known as Jericho Kane, declaring in a very emotional speech that he will not go silently into that good night. It should be one hell of a match.

(Jason Summers) Yeah it will be one hell of a job by Kane and Curse.

(Tony Reynolds) Jackass. Well folks let's go to the ring for our next contest of the night.

(bell rings)

(Devon Shire) The following contest is a Double Mystery Partner Tag Team match and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first all ready in the ring from Fort Payne, Alabama weighing in at 311 pounds he is the former Xwa hardcore champion, the toughest man in the Xwa, Paul PAIN!!!!!!!!!

(crowd cheers)

(Devon Shire) And his opponent.....

(Look To your orb for the warning by Monster Magnet begins to play)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Oakland, California, Here is Reign!!!!!!

(Reign accompanied to the ring by Jasmine Skyy makes his way toward the ring)

(Tony Reynolds) This rivalry grew out of last weeks Round Robin Challenge, When Reign in retaliation for an earlier attack by Pain decided to take a steel chair out on the head of Paul Pain.

(Paul Pain) Hey Donovan, Reign, Capri what ever the hell you call yourself this week. I wanna give you one last chance to back out of this match and save yourself another ass whoopin like the one I gave you last week. So you can take that buck tooth bitch in the skirt and walk your jobber ass back up that ramp and maybe you can avoid the Pain killer for one more week.

(Reign simply says nothing and just flips Pain the bird)

(Paul Pain) Fine dick, Then here is your partner, he is a professional......Jobber just like you, ladies and gentlemen........ THE TASKMASTER!!!!!!

(Suddenly the taskmaster emerges from behind the curtain to boos from the crowd)

(Tony Reynolds) I don't know about this pick I mean the Taskmaster is a pretty big guy.

(Jason Summers) Tony would you quit trying to sell this guy? He is a jobber he is like the gene snitsky of the Xwa only without the talent and likeabilty.

(Jasmine Skyy) Okay Ass Hole fine, Well my man has chosen you a "suitable" partner as well.......THE EXECUTIONER!!!!!

(The crowd looks confused as the Executioner makes his way to ring side)

(Tony Reynolds) and the crowd is showing their displeasure for this match by booing.

(bell rings)

(Tony Reynolds) and this one is underway, Taskmaster and Executioner opting to start this one out. The two big men lock up and The Executioner gets the advantage. Executioner whips Taskmaster into the ropes. Taskmaster comes back off the ropes and The Executioner goes airborne and connects with the flying lariat. Executioner lifts Taskmaster to his feet and tosses him into the corner and tags in Pain. Pain steps over the ropes and proceeds to unload brutal punches into the midsection of the big man. Pain pulls Taskmaster out of the corner and hip tosses him across the ring.

(Jason Summers) Paul Pain just showing all kinds of power in this one. You can see Reign just dying to get into this one.

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed he is. He can't wait too get his hands on Paul Pain. Pain pulls the taskmaster to his feet and cracks the big man in the face with a uppercut. The Taskmaster has got to get some offense going in this one. Pain whips Taskmaster into the ropes, Taskmaster comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline by Pain, Taskmaster gets behind Pain, he turns him around and drives Paul to the mat with the clothesline!!! Both men are down but Taskmaster is moving. Taskmaster crawls toward his corner and goes to tag in Reign who has been dying to to get into this one. and Reign jumps off the apron??

(Jason Summers) Why the hell would he do that?

(Tony Reynolds) I don't know but this New York crowd is booing him like crazy. The Taskmaster has a look of confusion on his face, but here comes Pain from behind who cracks Taskmaster in his back with a Big Boot!!! Taskmaster turns around and Paul Pain boots him in the stomach and hooks him up and Drives the big man to the mat with the Pain Killer!!! and Reign is just standing here watching this not even attempting the save

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3!!!!!! And Paul Pain and the Executioner pick up the win!
Winners@10:13-The Executioner and Paul Pain

(Jason Summers) Look at him, Reign is just smiling, he asked for this match after last week and he is just walking away.

(Tony Reynolds) Whether he is Brian Reign, or Shane Donovan, or even the Infamous Nathan Capri. This man has never been accused of being sane in any capacity.

(Camera Shows Amy Legacy)

(Amy Legacy) Hi I'm Amy Legacy and I'm standing here with a man who will be defending one half of his tag team title, The Winner of the 2006 Xwa Sheik Cup Synyster! Synyster you asked for this time for one reason, what might that be?

(Synyster) I asked for this time because I need to get something off my chest. For years I have been trapped in a War with Terrell Yelder. I'm Bigger, Stronger, Meaner and yet every time me and this little bastard get into it, he has always managed to get the win. Last Year at the last show of the year for this company, I faced Terrell Yelder and 2 other scrubs in a Six Man tag team match. Yelder once again won this match but only after I crippled his bitch ass and Tossed him through a table! I caught alot of heat for that from the owner of this company. and you know what I told him. I said you named this company The Xtreme Wrestling Alliance, The House of Xtreme! Whatever. Terrell knows why I did it and even 6 months later I still will not apologize. I hate you Terrell, I have always hated you, I will always hate you. I will leave this world on my death bed wishing you nothing but pain and misery. I want one more chance Yelder, That's why I took you out then, but like some bitch you magically decide to retire.Pfft Fuck that,But Ring Of Honor 2006, I feel it. It's my time. I want one more chance to prove that I am Superior to you in every way possible. So come on "legend" how about it Me-You, Casket Match, Ring of Honor show up, don't bitch out. You call yourself the Saviour, no one will save you this time Bitch.This interview is done.

(Synyster walks away as Amy Legacy stands there with a look of shock on her face)

(Amy Legacy) Uh..........back to you Tony.

(Camera shows The Announce booth)

(Tony Reynolds) Strong, strong words from Synyster.

(Jason Summers) he feels very passionately about this. I think it would be a great match for Ring of Honor. If it happens.

(Tony Reynolds) Yes it would. Well it's time for out next contest of the night. Let's go to the ring

(Bell rings)

(Devon Shire) The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a special attraction grudge match

(Punishment by Biohazard begins to play)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from Backy Spit, Tennessee weighing in at 290lbs, Making his Xwa debut here is Red Coalridge!!!

(The 6'5 Coalridge makes his way to ringside)

(Tony Reynolds) Red Coalridge one of the upcoming stars of IWF-JL making his debut here tonight against Kryptonite-X.

(Jason Summers) Well Tony it's well known these two don't get along in the ring or backstage. K-X called out Red and Red said you pick the place and i'll smoke you.

(Tony Reynolds) So here we are folks.

(Devon Shire) and his opponent.....

(Stricken" By Disturbed begins to play)

(Devon Shire) Hailing from Lexington, Kentucky weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the current Xwa Intercontinental champion, here is the "Xwa Superman Kryptonite-X!!!!

(Kryptonite-X emerges from behind the curtain to the boos from the New York crowd)

(Tony Reynolds) Definitely one of the most outspoken men in wrestling today and very controversial.

(Jason Summers) He loves to push the envelope, I kinda think he gets off on being the bad guy.

(Bell rings)

(Tony Reynolds) I wouldn't be surprised in the least if that is true. The bell has rung and this grudge match is underway. Both men meet in the center of the ring and go nose to nose. Ref Marc Carter needs to separate these two. Kryptonite-X talking trash to Coalridge. K-X steps back and slaps Coalridge in the face. Coalridge nearly runs the ref down trying to get his hands on K-X who dives out of the ring and Coalridge chases after him. K-X makes his way around the ring pole and slides back in the ring and Coalridge slides in the ring after him and catches a boot to the head from the intercontinental champion. K-X lifts him up and whips him into the ropes, and on the comeback catch's him with a back body drop! K-X dominate thus far in this contest. K-X pulls Coalridge to his feet and drives him back into the corner. KX begins to unload sharp rights and lefts into the sternum of coalridge. K-X pulls Coalridge out of the corner and whips him across the ring to the other corner and Coalridge hits hard. Coalridge is reeling, K-X barrels toward the corner and goes for the spear. NO!!! Coalridge ducks and K-X hits the post hard!!!

(Jason Summers) What a break for coalridge!

(Tony Reynolds) Indeed, Coalridge grabs K-X from behind and drops him to the mat with back suplex. Coalridge lifts the I.C champion to his feet and whips him into the ropes. K-X comes back off the ropes and Coalridge nearly kills him with a NFL style tackle!!! Coalridge goes for the cover!!!!

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3, No....... wait the ref said K-X's foot was on the rope, No pin!!!! and Coalridge is not happy. Coalridge pulls K-X to his foot and hooks him up and connects with a beautiful russian leg sweep!! K-X is gettin the business here folks. Coalridge pulls K-X to his feet and whips him into the corner. Coalridge charges into the corner and connects with forearm Smash that leaves K-X slumped over in the corner. Coalridge is now just driving knees into the head of the Ic champion. Coalridge is dominating folks. Red pulls Kx to his feet and hooks him for the suplex attempt, he lifts him up but he loses control and K-X flips out the other side, K-X kicks Coalridge in the gut and hooks him up.....and hits the X-DOWNFALL!!!!!!!! He hit it Out of no where! he goes for the pin

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3.....!!!!!!! K-X comes from behind and Gets the W!!!!
Winner@10:17-Kryptonite-X

(Bell rings)

(Tony Reynolds) And these two refuse to let this one end here as they are going at like cats and dogs!!!

(Security comes quickly and breaks up the melee before it can get outta hand)

(Jason Summers) Coalridge showing alot of heart here tonight but the man who enjoy's being the villain pulls off the victory!

(Camera cuts to the food service area to show Amy Suicide getting something to drink when she is approached from behind)

(Jeff Epstein) Hello, I'm Jeff Epstein the new Xwa Gm, Your Amy Suicide right?

(Amy Suicide) Yes I am, how are you doing?

(they shake hands)

(Jeff Epstein) Yes, I read some back complaints you had about how some of the ladies like yourself are treated in the locker room.

(Amy Suicide) Yeah I filed those while Kriminul was in charge, but he never did anything about it.

(Jeff Epstein) Kriminul?? Wow what a name (laughs), I'm sorry I'm not use to all of the names and the bright lights and stuff.

(Amy Suicide) Yeah it's a little much if your not use to it.

(Jeff Epstein) Yes it is, well i came over to let you know that if you want to discuss your complaint, you can come to my office anytime, and just in case here is my personal number where i can be contacted.

(Amy Suicide) Thank you very much, I have to go but I'll definitely be talking to you later.

(Suicide walks away)

(Jeff Epstein) Alright I'll talk you later (Epstein smiles)

(Camera Shows the announce booth)

(Tony Reynolds) Alright folks, it's time for our next contest of the night as The world champion will take on a mystery opponent.

(Seven Nation Army By The White Stripes begins to pound the walls of Madison Square Garden)

(Bell Rings)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring from QUEENS,NEW YORK!!!!!! (crowd erupts) weighing in at 220lbs he is the reigning Xwa World Heavyweight champion! Here is "The Living Legend" CRUNCHER!!!!!

(The crowd claps along to Cruncher's Music as the Xwa World champion makes his way from behind to the curtain to the ring)

(Tony Reynolds) THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

(Jason Summers) Never again make a John Cena reference.

(Suddenly Jeff Epstein appears on the Xtremeatron)

(Jeff epstein) hello everyone, As you all know I am the new Xwa General manager, Jeff Epstein. My first official assignment was to sign a major talent so that this person could face Cruncher here tonight. I have done this. This man is a former Xwa wrestler, in fact he also held a title here for some time, but enough teasing,Mystery opponent..... will you please reveal yourself........

(The arena is silent for a few moments then suddenly Pain" by Jimmy Eat World begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd goes wild as Zanyon steps onto the Entrance ramp)

(Tony Reynolds) ZANYON??? Zanyon is back in the XWA??? What an announcement by the new general manager.

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring......from Chicago,Illinois weighing in at 224 pounds he is "The Human Highlight Reel" ZANYON!!!!!!

(Zanyon arrives ringside as the crowd cheers he removes his ring jacket and hands it to an official)

(Bell rings)

(Tony Reynolds) The ref has called for the bell and this one is underway. I still can't get over it Zanyon back in the Xwa.

(Jason Summers) Zanyon vs Cruncher in Madison Square Garden, great booking right there. As far As I am concerned Jeff Epstein is off to a good start.

(Tony Reynolds) And here we go folks, Zanyon Vs Cruncher. The bell rings and the two men circle each other and tie up. Cruncher manages to get the advantage and powers Zanyon into the corner and cruncher breaks away clean. Zanyon telling the ref his hair was pulled but the ref says keep it moving. Zanyon comes back towards the center of the ring and they lock up again. Zanyon gets the advantage this time and slaps a side headlock on the champion. Cruncher pushes him off and Zanyon goes into the ropes. Zanyon comes back off the ropes and knocks Cruncher down with the shoulder block. Zanyon hits the ropes, and Cruncher bridges, Zanyon jumps over, Cruncher gets to his feet and takes down Zanyon with a hurracanranna! Cruncher goes for the cover

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Kickout by Zanyon!!!! Cruncher pulls Zanyon to his feet and connects with a suplex,Cruncher hooks the legs on

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Kick out! Cruncher trying to find the formula to put Zanyon away. Cruncher lifts Zanyon to his feet and whips him toward the corner. Cruncher charges into the corner and goes for the splash but Zanyon moves out of the way and Cruncher hits the turnbuckle hard. Cruncher staggers out of the corner, Zanyon kicks Cruncher in the gut and connects with a Small package Driver!!!!

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Kickout by Cruncher!!!! Zanyon seems a little stunned, but after all Cruncher is the world champion. Zanyon waits in the background as Cruncher slowly makes it to his feet. Zanyon charges forward as cruncher makes it to his feet and connects with a enzugiri to the back of the head of Cruncher!!!! Zanyon quickly goes for the cover

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Thr-no Cruncher manages to get the shoulder up at the last second. Zanyon is visibly frustrated, he is really upset. Zanyon pulls Cruncher and kicks him in the midsection, Zanyon hoists Cruncher up on his Shoulders.... he's going for the 721!!!! Zanyon is trying finish the move but Cruncher has his arms firmly around the throat of Zanyon. Cruncher frees himself and falls to the mat. Cruncher grabs the tights of Zanyon and rolls him up

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3!!!!!!!!!!! Cruncher pulls off the win!!!!

(Devon Shire) And Your Winner of the match here is the Xwa Heavyweight champion.....CRUNCHER!!!!!!
Winner@14:59-Cruncher

(Tony Reynolds) The World champion pulls off the victory.

(Jason Summers) It was a great match though and although he wasn't successful tonight, I guarantee this won't be the last time we see Zanyon take on a world champion.

(Tony Reynolds) Well that is without question, Folks we're going to take a quick commercial break. We'll be back after these messages.

(Commercial Break)

His Day Will Come

From the eternal sea he rises. Creating armies on either shore. Turning man against his brother. Until man exists no more

The prophecy is clear. The signs are unmistakable. On the 6th day of the 6th month in the year 2006 his day will come....................

(back to the show)

(Tony Reynolds) Welcome back folks, Amy Legacy is already waiting in the ring. Lets go to amy

(Amy Legacy)Duncan McCloud I would first like to welcome you back to the Xwa after a lengthy absence for injury, but according to some reports you refused to make your return last week in your home state of New Jersey, why?

(Amy Legacy) Tonight folks, My guest is returning to the Xwa after nearly 4 months sitting on the shelf. He is radical, outspoken and to some of his critics Just outright evil. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Former Xwa World Champion Duncan McCloud!!!!

(Miseria Cantare” By A.F.I plays As Duncan McCloud makes his way to the ring)

(Tony Reynolds) Duncan McCloud has returned folks. The most decorated Xwa World Champion in history. It's been a long time since we've seen him last. I wonder what's on his mind.

(Amy Legacy)Duncan McCloud I would first like to welcome you back to the Xwa after a lengthy absence due to injury, but according to some reports you refused to make your return last week in your home state of New Jersey, why?

Duncan McCloud: Well it's simple you trollop... I moved out of that godforsaken state... away from the smell, the pollution and the political corruption for my true home in Green Castle

(The crowd is split down the middle as some boo his comments while others cheer)

(Amy Legacy) Green Castle?

Duncan McCloud: Don't you reporters do your job... Green Castle in the lush green countryside of Dunegal, Ireland

(Amy Legacy) Why have you decided to return after being gone so long? I mean you could have easily retired with no regrets especially after a Hall of Fame Career like yours.

Duncan McCloud: Actually you trollop... I've been ready to return for quite some time.. I just decided that i'd come back when i felt like it.. plus i wanted to see how ole Crunchy would do in MY shoes.. I've also been sitting back and watching the world of the XWA and see how it exists without me and CLEARLY the XWA NEEDS Duncan McCloud back.. i mean I'm a FOUR time World Heavyweight Champion... I'm the CRUNCHER of the XWA... well minus being god awful ugly and having the sexual appeal of a three toed sloth

(Amy Legacy) So you don't think Cruncher Vs Masked Genius will be the match of the year?

Duncan McCloud: *slaps self in forehead* what are you daft woman... god the locker room is right you'd be better off lying on your back for a living... Cruncher is NO MATCH for my dear friend Masked Genius... and as for my "dear friend" Masked Genius... when you become XWA World Champion.. just know ... that like that canadian idiot Edge - you too will be a "Transitional Champion"

(Amy Legacy) So your calling out the winner of the match? What about the other superstars who have risen since your absence such as Brandon S Yelder, Synyster, and The man who caused your injury One Mr Shane Montez.

Duncan McCloud: *glances at Legacy* must you insist on asking these damn idiotic questions... *sigh* but since I know of only two ways of shutting that mouth of yours and we are a "family entertainment" - i'll answer your damned question: lets look over these three whelps shall we: we've got a punk who's stuck living in the shadows of his famous sibling.. a "never was" who can't seem to get over the hump and "win the big one" ... and Mr. Montez... I haven't forgotten about you... that superkick you meant for my chin nearly ended my career.. but don't worry - in the Emerald Isle we believe in one thing... AN EYE FOR AN EYE... and believe me Montez... i'm coming for YOUR EYE!

(Amy Legacy) Well there's also the matter of the Winner of The Money in the Bank Match and of course a man who has made his request for a title shot very vocal as of late that of course would be Kryptonite-X. A man who has quite a few words to describe you do you wanna here them?

Duncan McCloud: FINALLY - the first sensible question you've asked all evening you harlot... Kryp likes to run his mouth about me... not just in this company but in a few others.. which is fine as that's where he seems to do most of his fighting with his mouth... seems you and I are one and one in this business and some company will book us for another match up... and if it happens here in the XWA - i can promise you ONE thing... i will think of a specialty match even more insane then the last one i was involved in... just ask Keyser Yelder about that one.

(Amy Legacy) One More Question, Masked Genius Or Cruncher who would you rather face for the world title?

(McCloud just looks at Amy, shakes his head, mudders something in Gaelic and walks away saying something)

Duncan McCloud: why not check your notes and see the answer I already gave you..

(Legacy looks at the cameraman who's chuckling - he informs her McCloud called her a 'stupid bitch,Legacy simply shoots McCloud the evil eye as he walks away)

(Tony Reynolds) Duncan McCloud Making his return here tonight having some choice words for several of the Xwa's well known superstars and some for Amy Legacy as well, poor amy.

(Jason Summers) Yeah Legacy got the business from McCloud, I guess that is what happens when you sleep your way to the top of the business.

(Tony Reynolds) You don't know if that is true or not, How can you say that? McCloud was wrong to say that and you know it.

(Jason Summers) All I know is McCloud equals Greatness enough said.

(Tony Reynolds) You should be ashamed of yourself. Well folks the ring has been cleared and guess what time it is Professor?

(Jason Summers) Time for me to go Visit Amy Legacy and see if she'll give me the McCloud special?

(Tony Reynolds) No you jackass show some respect. It's time for our main event. Let's to Ring announcer Devon Shire.

(Bell rings)

(Devon Shire) The Following Contest of the night is the Main Event!!!!! and it is for the Xwa World Tag Team Championship!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

(Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones begins to play)

(Devon Shire) Coming to the ring, From Coltrane County ,USA weighing in at 225 pounds. He is the Insane Maniac, "The Loose Cannon" Curse Coltrane!!!!!

(Curse Coltrane emerges from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction from the crowd)

(Tony Reynolds) The Whoresmen's Resident Nutcase has arrived, What a weird team huh professor?

(Jason Summers) These guys are definitely sour on one another, but hey I mean they could pull off the upset and The Boogeyman could win the wwe title at Wrestlemania, (Laughs)

(Tony Reynolds) Ugh....Good lord with the current state of the WWE that could actually happen. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

(The Rebel Flag comes over the big screen, with the Thrillbillies' logo on it, as "The South's Gon' Do It Again" by Charlie Daniels Band begins to Play)

(Devon Shire) And his partner coming to the ring from Beaver lick, Kentucky weighing in at 230lbs He is "The Thrill billy" Jericho Kane!!!!!!!

(Jericho Kane emerges from behind the curtain to a nice ovation from the crowd)

(Tony Reynolds) Xavier Lawless is no more as Jericho Kane has finally embraced his past and tries to make history at the same time.

(Jason Summers) Kane is a moderately good wrestler that's about it, in all seriousness I do not see him and coltrane beating The Tag Team champions.

Reach out and touch faith!!!

(Suddenly, a familiar riff is heard and the lyrics start to play)

Your own personal Jesus;

Someone who hears your prayers, someone who cares.

Your own personal Jesus;

Someone who hears your prayers, someone who’s there.

(Devon Shire) And Their Opponents coming to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 564 pounds, They are the Xwa World Tag Team Champions. Here is the Team of Brandon S. Yelder and Synyster they are The MINISTRY!!!!!

(Brandon S. and Synyster makes their way from behind the curtain and soaks the cheers from the crowd)

(Tony Reynolds) The Tag Team champions are getting Cheered it must be because of Brandon's Strong ties to New York. Final Prediction's professor.

(Jason Summers) Won't be a squash but it'll be damn close to it.

(Bell Rings)

(Tony Reynolds) Well here we go folks. Brandon S Yelder and Curse Coltrane are going to start this out for their teams.

(Suddenly "The Imperial March" by John Williams begins to play)

(Tony Reynolds) Uh-oh

(Shane Montez emerges from behind the curtain to the cheers from the crowd and walks toward the announce desk and sits down next to Tony Reynolds)

(Tony Reynolds) Hello Shane

(Jason Summers) That's Mr Montez to you!!!!

(Shane Montez) Damn right it is when you address me Reynolds you will refer to me as your F'n God Mr Shane Montez you understand me? What's up Jason? (Shakes his hand)

(Jason Summers) Shane What's happening, Hey poker this thrusday night right? my house.

(Shane Montez) I'm there.

(Tony Reynolds) How come he gets to call you by your first name?

(Shane Montez) Cause he's not a poor man's Micheal Cole who has sick fascination with my sister.

(Tony Reynolds) Why are you out here?

(Shane Montez) You need to take that base out of your voice before I Sensational Spike your ass through this announce table.

(Tony Reynolds)Okay fine I'm going to call this match. Looks like Brandon and Coltrane are going to start this one out. They circle one another, sizing each other up and they lock up. Brandon gets an advantage with a side headlock, then works his way around into a Randy Orton Style Back Breaker. Brandon starting off this match in dominate fashion. BSY pulls Coltrane to his feet and pushes Coltrane into the corner and makes the tag to Synyster. Synyster heads right over and starts slamming hard fists into the body of Coltrane. Synyster whips Coltrane into the ropes and Synyster connects with a Big Boot! That had to hurt. Synyster rolls Coltrane over and goes for the pin

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Kickout by Coltrane!!!!

(Shane Montez) Hell yeah Curse give em hell.

(Tony Reynolds) Coltrane manages to get the shoulder up at the last second. Synyster doesn't let that bother them as he continues to punish Coltrane by raining down shots to the head of Coltrane. Synyster pulls Coltrane to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Coltrane manages to duck the clothesline and bounces off the ropes and on the come back connects with a Spinning Wheel Kick and Synyster crashes to the match like a Tree in the forest!! Coltrane is hurt badly folks, Synyster really did an number on him. Coltrane tries to make his way over to his corner and he's there as he makes the tag to Kane who flys into the ring like a bat out of hell. Kane starts throwing right hands, one to Synyster knocking him back down. Kane runs over to BSY and connects with a Dropkick that sends him crashing to the floor below!! Kane is on Fire, He looks Down at Brandon S and admires his handywork. Kane turns around however and catches a hugh boot to the face from Synyster!!! Kane tumbles to the mat and Synyster goes to the Top Rope, Synyster balances himself on the top turnbuckle and connects with the SILENT TREATMENT!!!! That's it Game over folks!!! Synyster goes for the pin

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Thre-Broken Up Coltrane at the last second!! Coltrane pulls Synyster up by the hair and and Synyster feeds an Elbow into the Stomach of the Coltrane. Synyster Grabs the Loose Cannon by the hair and tosses him up and over the top Rope but Coltrane grabs a handfull of Syn's hair and forces Syn to pull him back on the apron. The two men are exchanging blows over the ropes. Synyster gets in a nice right hook that nearly knocks Coltrane cold but somehow he manages to hold onto the apron. Synyster pulls Curse back up and hooks him up , Looks like he might be going to suplex Coltrane back inside the ring. Syn goes to lift Coltrane but Coltrane tangles his legs up in the ropes in a desperate attempt to hold on just a little bit longer. Jericho Kane makes it his feet. He sees Synyster and runs up behind him and lifts his legs up and dumps him over the rope and he and Coltrane going Tumbling over!!!

(Jason Summers) This match is better than I thought it would be.

(Tony Reynolds) Jericho Kane rolls to the outside and lifts up Brandon S Yelder. Kane rolls Yelder back in the ring. Bsy makes to his feet first though and dropkicks Kane in the head as he is sliiding back in the ring!!!! Bsy playing possum.

(Shane Montez) Brandon would do some dirty crap just like that. He wants to be me so bad.

(Tony Reynolds) Bsy pulls Jericho Kane to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Kane comes back off the ropes, ducks the clothesline from Bsy and comes back out the other side. Kane comes back off the ropes and goes for another flying Wheel kick and Bsy pulls a Matrix and ducks the move and Kane goes flying into the Ref!!!!!!

(Jason Summers) Holy Shit, apparently Bsy has been practicing Yoga.

(Tony Reynolds) BSY jumps quickly on Kane. He pulls Kane to his Feet and connects with a Russian Leg Sweep. BSY pulls Kane to his feet and whips him into the ropes, BSY charges toward Kane and Goes for the Latriat and connects!!!!! Bsy looks up and is apparently locking eyes with our guest Announcer for the evening Shane Montez

(Shane Montez) What are you looking at bitch?

(Tony Reynolds) Things are getting a little heated to say the least folks. BSY pulls Kane to his feet, he is saying something folks

(BSY in the ring) SENSATIONAL SPIKE!!!

(Shane Montez) What the Fuck?!!!

(Tony Reynolds) Brandon S. Yelder lifts Kane to his Feet and lifts him and and Connects With the Sensational Spike!!!!!

(Jason Summers) Uh-Oh

(Shane Montez tosses off his microphone and runs down to the ring and climbs in and he and BSY start brawling Wildly)

(Tony Reynolds) Oh My God Madison Square Garden is on it's feet as Bsy and The Sensational Shooter are teeing off in the Mecca of Sports Entertainment!!! Montez Gets the advantage and whips BSy into the ropes. BSY Comes off the Ropes and gets the better of Montez with a Flying Shoulder block that knocks the shooter through the ropes to the outside!!!!

(Jason Summers) Okay this match is way better than I expected it would be.

(Tony Reynolds)Bsy Flips a Nose Bloodied Montez The bird and turns around and is met with a Boot to the stomach by Jericho Kane!!! Kane hooks Bsy can he do it Yes Yes Yes Yes YEs he connects with a Canadian Destroyer!!!!!!! Jericho Goes for the Cover but their's no Ref to be found!!!! Wait Montez gets to his feet and wakes the ref up , Ref Gene Anderson struggles to make the count

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(Jason Summers) No Way

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(Jason Summers) Kickout Damnit I got money on you!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANE AND COLTRANE WIN THE MATCH!!!!!

(Jason Summers) NO!!!!!!!

(The Arena explodes with Applause as The South's Gon' Do It Again" by Charlie Daniels Band plays in the background)

(Devon Shire) And your winners of the match and the NEW XWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD THE TEAM OF CURSE COLTRANE AND JERICHO KANE!!!!!!
Winners At 25:45 And The NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-Jericho Kane and Curse Coltrane

(Tony Reynolds) Curse Coltrane has come to on the outside and he is jumping for joy!!!!, Jericho Kane is in the ring with the title and tears are streaming down his face folks, you can tell this really meant alot to him.

(Shane Montez stands outside the ring looking at the befallen Brandon S Yelder and is just laughing his ass off)

(Tony Reynolds) What a Turn of Events here folks As Jericho Kane and Curse Coltrane pull off the impossible!!

(The Camera fades to black as Curse Coltrane and Jericho Kane Celebrate their Victory with the crowd of Madison Square Garden!!!!)

An Xwa production 2006!!!!