Dark
Match's
(Winner gets a shot at any Xwa title except World)
Battle Royal
Executioner (9/15) vs Tara Danger(8/15) Vs John Arthur Savage(def) Vs.
Shinji(8/15) Vs R-Dog(def) Vs Jake Rodriguez(def) Vs Xavier Lawless(def) vs
Aaron Willis(13/15 0/5 tbs) vs Morty Goldstein(quit) vs Kid Domino (13/15 2/5
tbs) vs Vampire(def) vs Ja Killer(def) vs Taskmaster(def) vs Amy Suicide
(5/15)
Winner : Kid
Domino
Live Show
(The
show opens with every Xwa superstar standing in the
ring)
(Tony Reynolds) Good
evening ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had a happy and festive holiday, I am
as always 'Tenacious' Tony Reynolds and besides me is Jason Summers. We are live
from Okinawa,Japan. Every man and woman in the company is at ringside their is
going to be announcement from the chair of the company any
minute.
(camera cuts
to the ring)
(Devon Shire) Ladies and Gentlemen, please
welcome the CEO of the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance, Mavick the Motown
Monster!
(Sleep Now in the Fire by Rage against The Machine plays as Mavick
wearing an Armani Suit emerges with a clipboard in hand
)
(Tony Reynolds) The Chairmen of the Xwa, the boss hasn't been seen
on Xwa television for some time, lets here what he has to
say.
(Mavick) Good Evening I would first like to say
that the reason that Kriminal is not here is that he is back in the states
dealing with some family issues and could not attend so as Chief Executive
officer of this company I have decided to step in and run the show tonight. The
first thing I would like to address to the entire locker room is that in a few
weeks we will have the 2nd annual World War Pay Per View. (crowd Cheers) Last
Year's was In Boston, and this year's will be held at the Wachovia Center In
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania . Now for some of you who haven't been with the
company long, this is the opportunity of a lifetime, the winner of the battle
royal Will walk out of Philly with the Opportunity to Face the world Champion at
the 2nd annual Ring Of Honor pay per view. Now that won't be the only big match
Ww3, The Main Event of World War 3 will be the Elimination
Chamber!!!!!!!
(Tony
Reynolds) Whoa!!!!!
(Mavick) For the first time in
this company's history, The Xwa will have an elimination chamber match for the
world heavyweight championship! Now if your wondering who will be in this match
well it's not that hard. You see The Xwa has a big pay per view next week called
New Year's Rage and at that pay per view, Keyser Soze Will Challenge Duncan
Mccloud for the World title. The Winner of that match will of course be the
world champion but for the loser will go the first spot in the Elimination
chamber. The other six spots will be determined in the coming weeks, so if I
were all of you I would be at my very best so that I could have an opportunity
at the world title. Thank You ladies and Gentlemen and have a very good
night
(Sleep Now in
the fire by rage against the machine plays as Mavick walks through the
curtain)
(Tony
Reynolds) What an announcement by the C.eo of the company! World War 3 will be
in legendary wrestling haven Philadelphia and oh what a Show it will be! We're
going to take a commercial break, we'll be right back after these
messages!
(Commercial break)
Three backpackers head to a Slovakian city
that promises to meet their hedonistic desires, but what they find isn't
pleasure, but absolute pain, Jay Hernadez ,Derek Richardson and Josh Eythor
Gudjonsson star in this season's most terrifying thriller......Hostel In
theatres Now
(Commercial
ends)
(Tony
Reynolds) Welcome back to malevolence folks, we are live from Okinawa,Japan,
we're about to head to the ring for our first contest of the
night
(bell
rings)
(Devon
Shire) The following contest of the night is scheduled for one fall. Already in
the ring weighing in at 547 pounds from Death Valley, California,
Here is Big Brian Norton!!!!
(Crowd gives
mild reaction)
And his
Opponent.....
(Jesus
Walks Plays)
(Suddenly
Dejesus Christ comes out of Nowhere and chop blocks Norton in the back of the
leg)
(Tony
Reynolds) That was suppose to be the entrance of Dejesus Christ but I guess he
feels like he doesn't need one. Dejesus working on the leg of Brian Norton.
Dejesus pulls Norton to his feet and whips the big man into the corner. Dejesus
Continues to work on the leg of the giant, Christ connects with a couple of
swift kicks to the Knee of Norton. Norton grabs Dejesus by the neck and tries to
Push him off but Dejesus connects with another stiff kick to the back of the
leg. Norton is in a world of trouble here. Dejesus continues to chop away at the
leg of Norton. Norton's knee buckles under his weight and he crashes to the mat
in pain. Dejesus walks over toward Norton and hooks the big man up in a
sharpshooter!!!!
(Jason Summers) Norton has to be close to tapping
Tony, Dejesus has being working on that since the start of the
match.
(Tony
Reynolds) Norton is inching his way toward the ropes, he reaches out and grabs
the ropes forcing Dejesus to let go of the hold. Norton grabs the ropes and
manages to pull himself to his feet. Dejesus wastes no time and charges
the big man. Norton manages to ward of Dejesus with a shoulder block. Norton
goes for a right hook, he swings and misses, Dejesus sweeps his legs from
under him and the big man hits the mat hard and hooks him in the Haas of Pain,
Norton is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go; Norton Taps out!!!! and
Dejesus wins his debut
match!!!!!
Winner by Submission at 3:43 - Dejesus Christ
Superstar!
(Dejesus grabs
the microphone)
(Dejesus
Christ) You see this you see what I'm capable of. This is a message for you Paul
Pain. If the owner of this company wants to see what I'm capable of then I'm
more than ready to use you as an example! So how about at New Year's Rage you
put that hardcore title on the line against me!
(Dejesus drops
the mic in the center and leaves as the camera cuts backstage to the locker room
of Ministry, Suddenly Brandon S Yelder Walks thorough the
door
(Brandon S
Yelder) Are you guys ready for combat?
(Marcus K. Yelder) I'm ready to choke Curse
Coltrane out
(Brandon S
Yelder) You'll get your chance little brother, is Paige
ready?
(Marcus K. Yelder) Yeah I guess, all I need him to
do his hold off Kryptonite-x while I take care of Curse.
(Brandon S.
Yelder) That's what I like to hear, What about you Syn? You ready for our match
tonight?
(Synyster) You made me Your hit-man for a reason
Brandon, don't worry I'll care of it.
(Brandon
S. Yelder) Good let's get to work
(Brandon
leads the Ministry out of their dressing room)
(Tony
Reynolds) We'll be right with the Kinnes-Shane Montez Match right after these
messages!
(Commercial
Break)
In BloodRayne, the vicious Lord Kagan (Ben Kingsley) wields power so
fiercely that almost no one dares oppose him. Worse yet, Kagan now has within
his grasp the opportunity to become invincible and possess immortal powers of
untold horror. Only the Brimstone Society, a small, freedom-loving group, stands
against him. They must enlist the help of Rayne (Kristanna Loken), a beautiful,
young woman with a mysterious past, to thwart Kagan's plan. But Kagan too seeks
Rayne for his own purposes. Even if the Society can get to her before their
enemy does, will she help them or go her own way? And what is the dark secret
that makes someone as powerful as Lord Kagan fear
her?
Bloodrayne In theatres
Now!!!!!!
(commercial break)
(Tony
Reynolds) Welcome back ladies and Gentlemen, lets go to the ring for our next
match of the night.
(Bell
rings)
(Devon
Shire) The following contest is scheduled for one fall
(Meltdown
by Ash Plays)
(Devon
Shire) Coming to the ring first from Aberdeen, Scotland weighing in at 269
pounds he is "BAD NEWS" Kinnes!!!!!!
(The Crowd
cheers as Kinnes emerges from behind the curtain)
(Tony
Reynolds) Kinnes getting a nice ovation from this Japanese crowd as he and Shane
Montez prepare to engage each other again.
(Jason Summers) Anyone who loves wrestling knows
that Kinnes and Shane Montez are no strangers to each other Tony. These two have
faced off in numerous other companies, this is their first ever meeting in an
Xwa ring however.
(Tony
Reynolds) This should be one hell of a match.
(Devon
Shire) and his opponent........
(The Imperial
March by John Williams plays as the crowd begins to
explode)
Coming to
the ring from Beersville,Pennsylvania weighing in at 240 pounds he is the
"Sensational Shooter" Shane Montez!!!!!
(Tony
Reynolds) Shane Montez still undefeated in singles competition here in the Xwa,
you have to know that one of those six spots in the chamber could easily belong
to the shooter.
(Jason Summers) It's well known in the locker room
Tony, What Shane Montez's intentions are, he wants to add another world title to
his impressive lineage and the Xwa champion is in danger as long as Montez
continues his undefeated streak.
(Bell
rings)
(Tony
Reynolds) Indeed, Professor but now it's show time as the bell has rung. Both
men walk toward the middle of the ring and tie up, Shane Montez forces Kinnes to
the into the ropes and the ref gets in between the two rivals and breaks the
hold,but not before Shane Montez gets in a free shot at the expense of
Kinnes. Kinnes rubs his jaw in pain and stares down Montez with a hateful look.
Montez and Kinnes lock up again, Kinnes gets the advantage this time and
connects with a knee to the midsection of Shane Montez. Shane Montez doubles
over in pain and Kinnes clubs him over the back with the forearm shot! Kinnes
pushes Montez against the ropes and whips him in, Montez comes back off the
ropes and connects with shoulder block to Kinnes, Montez bounces off the ropes,
Kinnes rolls over, letting Shane jump over, Kinnes gets to his feet and he
catches Shane Montez with a super kick right on the button on the come back!
Kinnes quickly goes for the cover.....
1...................
2.....................
Kickout by
Shane Montez!!!
(Jason Summers) That win streak almost got snapped
right there Tony.
(Tony
Reynolds) Indeed Professor after that shot from Kinnes I'm surprised Shane
Montez is still conscious after that brutal shot to the jaw! Kinnes pulls Montez
to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Montez comes off the ropes and Kinnes
connects with a drop toe hold sending Montez crashing to the mat. Kinnes hops on
the back of Shane Montez and locks in the rear naked choke in the middle of the
ring. Kinnes sinks in the hold deeper; looks like he is going for the
submission. Shane Montez has nowhere to and looks close to tapping out. Montez
is fading, Montez looks like he is passed out the ref raises his hand 1...... He
raises it again 2.... he raises it again but this time it stays airborne as
Montez has regained semi consciousness. Montez lifts his back up and slowly
inches his way to the toward the bottom rope with the 269 pound Kinnes still
hanging on him like a pit bull! Kinnes sinks in the hold deeper and Montez falls
flat to the mat inches away from the ropes, Montez looks drained but manages one
last desperate lunge at the ropes and grabs it forcing Kinnes to let go of the
choke. Shane Montez barely survives the submission. Kinnes walks toward Shane
Montez and pulls him back to his feet. Kinnes pushes Montez into the ropes and
connects with a devasting knife edge chop before he whips Montez into the ropes
and goes for a backdrop, but Montez floats out of it and applies a rear
waist lock and connects with the German suplex!!!!! Shane Montez took some of
the punishment on that move but he pushes thorough the pain and goes for the
cover
1......................................
2........................................................
Kinnes
gets the shoulder up! Shane Montez stays focused and quickly pulls Kinnes to his
feet and whips him into the ropes, Kinnes comes off the ropes on the comeback
and ducks the clothesline from Montez, Kinnes turns Montez and hits
him with the clothesline, Montez pops up to his feet and Kinnes connects with
yet another clothesline keeping Montez flat on the mat. Kinnes signals for the
end and Kinnes begins to scale the top turnbuckle...... Looks like he's going
for the K-Bomb; Kinnes jumps off the top Rope and looks for the Swanton........
but Shane rolls out of the way and Kinnes crashes to the
mat!!!
(Jason Summers) Wow Tony, Olympic divers don't take
dives like that!
(Tony
Reynolds) Indeed professor, Kinnes is in a world of trouble. Shane Montez gets
to his feet and pulls Kinnes up with him. Montez kicks Kinnes in the gut and
hooks his arms and tries to lift Kinnes Up but he blocks it. Kinnes fights his
way out and hits Montez with a Elbow stunning him, Kinnes runs against the ropes
and bounces off the ropes on the comeback, Kinnes charges toward Montez and goes
for the Sniper but Montez sidesteps Kinnes and trips him up with the drop hold,
Shane Montez wastes little time and hooks Kinnes In the Shooter's Touch!!!!
Kinnes has no where to Go
(Jason Summers) This shows you how quickly things
can turn around Tony.
(Tony
Reynolds) Indeed it was not long ago that Kinnes had Montez trapped in that rear
naked choke and now Montez has applied a submission of his own. Kinnes is trying
to hang on but taps under the pain and Shane Montez remains
Undefeated!!!!
(The
Superman March plays)
(Devon shire) And the Winner of the match By Submission and still
undefeated here is "The Sensational Shooter" Shane Montez!!!!!
Winner By Submission- Shane Montez @
14:13
(Tony Reynolds) Kinnes
puts up a very valiant effort but Shane Montez was just to much overcome as he
remains unbeaten in Xwa singles competition. Professor if I was Duncan Mc Cloud
I'd be wary of Shane Montez. Folks were going to take a quick commercial
break.
(Commercial
Break)
The Official Theme Song Of New Year's Rage is Not Enough by Our Lady
peace. New Year's Rage live From the Old Trafford Stadium in Manchester
England
(Commercial
Ends)
(Malevolence comes back from commercial to show Shane
Meadows on a cell phone)
(Phone
rings)
(Shane Meadows) Yes, look I'm not so sure I wanna
do this now I mean As Much as I love you and you know I do I mean this is my
business this is my career And your personal I don't want the two to
collide.
(voice on the
other end yells)
(Shane Meadows) Okay,
Okay calm the hell down already, look I have to go but we will be talking
about this later okay? okay bye (hangs up cell
phone) I just have
a bad idea this is going to suck and suck hard
(The
camera shows Tony Reynolds and Jason Summers at the announce
desk)
(Tony
Reynolds) I Wonder what the hell that was about?
(Jason Summers) Knowing this place who
knows.
(Tony
Reynolds) That's certainly true, well professor it's time for our next match of
the night, let's go to the ring.
(Bell
rings)
(Devon
Shire) The following contest is scheduled is a tag team match and is scheduled
for one fall.
(Guerilla
Radio" by Rage Against The Machine plays)
(Devon
Shire) Coming to the ring first making his Xwa Malevolence debut from
Charlotte,North Carolina he weighs in at 235 pounds here is "The Rage"
Christopher Paige!!!!
(Christopher Paige makes his way through the curtain to a mixed
reaction from the crowd)
(Tony Reynolds) Christopher Paige wasn't scheduled to make his
debut for quite some time but last week while he was visiting backstage he and
Kryptonite-X exchanged some heated words and even more heated fist's and it was
decided to let these two men handle there business in the ring. Curse Coltrane
and Marcus K Yelder don't care for one another either especially after Curse
cost Marcus the X-division title.
(Jason Summers) With all this bad blood Tony this
should make for an interesting match
(Devon
Shire) And his tag team Partner.......
(Just
Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde plays as the crowd goes
wild)
(Devon
Shire) Coming to the ring from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 247
pounds here is "The Hot Commodity" Marcus K. Yelder!!!!
(Marcus K
Yelder emerges from the curtain to a healthy reaction from the Japanese
crowd)
(Tony
Reynolds) Marcus K. Yelder getting a respectful reaction from this
Japanese crowd. Marcus ready for action as always as he enters the
ring.
(Devon Shire)
And Their opponents..........
(Stricken By
Disturbed plays)
Coming to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 500 pounds
here is the Team Of Kryptonite-X and Curse Coltrane they are the
Whoresmen!!
(K-X and
Coltrane emerge from the curtain with a bevy of beautiful women on their
arms)
(Tony
Reynolds) Kryptonite-X and Curse Coltrane just arrived in the Xwa and already
they've caused numerous problems for several superstars. The ref has called for
the bell and this one is underway. Curse Coltrane and Christopher Paige opting
to start this one out. Curse is getting awe fully mouthy towards Paige,
Paige responds by pointing to Yelder in the corner; Curse continues his
verbal assault on Chris Paige. Paige has enough and drops Curse to the mat with
a beautiful right hook, Paige picks Coltrane off the mat and whips him into the
corner and tags in Marcus K Yelder. Yelder fly's over the top rope and
begins to wear out Coltrane with a dizzying array of kicks to the body.
Samoa Joe and Low Ki would be proud after those hard shots that's for sure.
Marcus pulls Coltrane out of the corner and hooks him up and powers him down to
the mat with a snap suplex. Marcus pulls Coltrane off the mat and lifts him up
in the air and powers him to the mat with forward slam; Yelder climbs quickly to
his feet, he stands in front of the fallen Coltrane and goes airborne connecting
with a back flip and Marcus hooks the leg
1.....................
2.......................................
Thr-broken up
Kryptonite-X with a kick to the back of the head of Marcus K Yelder!!!! The ref
removes K-X from the ring as Marcus Yelder pulls Curse Coltrane to his feet and
pushes him up against the ropes; Yelder dominating this match thus far grabs
Curse by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Coltrane comes back off the ropes
and Yelder ducks his head down for the back body drop, but Coltrane grabs Marcus
by the head and takes him down with neck breaker!!!! Coltrane gets back to
his feet and he pulls up Yelder up with him. Coltrane grabs Yelder and whips
toward his corner' Coltrane follows him and connects with clothesline, Yelder
staggers out of the corner and Coltrane scoops him up and drops him to the mat
with the body slam. Coltrane drained walks toward his corner and tags in
Kryptonite-X who quickly scales the top rope and jumps off connecting with a
flying elbow drop! K-X goes for the pin
one................
two..........................
thr-Yelder
gets the foot on the rope breaking the three count. Kryptonite-X pops to his
feet and uses his foot to stomp down on the right leg of Marcus K. Yelder.
Kryptonite-x grabbing the leg of the hot commodity and dragging him into the
center of the ring. K-X lifts the right leg and drops a wicked elbow drop on
that leg and applies the leg lock. Marcus is in understandable pain.
Kryptonite in full control of the former X-division champion as he has that leg
lock snitched in deep. Marcus is in considerable pain as Kryptonite-X continues
to twist and grid that leg. Christopher Paige on the outside apron can't take
anymore and rushes in and breaks the hold with a kick to the back of K-X! The
ref quickly removes Paige from the ring as K-X goes back to assaulting Mky. K-X
pulls Mky off the mat and whips him into the corner and tags in Curse Coltrane.
Coltrane in now, walks over and puts a couple of well-placed boots right
into that weakened leg of Mky. Coltrane pulls Mky up to his feet and lifts him
up and connects with a brutal Knee breaker. Curse grabs the bad leg of Marcus
and hooks him up in a single leg crab. K-X and Curse Coltrane have been so
dominate in this matchup thus far.They have single handedly taken Christopher
Paige out of this match. Coltrane has the leg snitched in and Marcus K is in the
middle of the ring with nowhere to go, he may be forced to tap out. Marcus is in
trouble but is slowly trying to inch his way towards the rope: Marcus crawls
closer to the ropes and tries to get his finger on the bottom rope but it just
falls short. Mky tries to reach for the ropes one more time and he grabs it and
Coltrane is forced to break the hold! Coltrane is held back by the ref as Marcus
is given the opportunity to recover. Mky manages to pull himself to his feet and
is limping on around on that bad wheel, Coltrane breaks from the ref and kicks
Mky in the back of leg, Mky manages to stay on his Feet and Coltrane launches
another kick to the back of the leg. Mky launches a desperation kick at Coltrane
but catches it forcing Marcus to hop around on that bad leg. Coltrane is just
toying with Mky at this point;Yelder goes airborne and hits Coltrane with an
Enzugiri to the back of the head of Coltrane and both men are done in the center
of the ring! Who will make it to their corner first? Coltrane and Yelder both
start to move. Yelder starts crawl toward his corner but Coltrane starts to come
to and grabs his leg to keep him from tagging in Paige. Paige reaches out hand
for Mky, Mky is being dragged into the center of the ring; Mky rolls into a ball
and manages to roll up Coltrane.
1...................................
2................................................
Kickout by
Coltrane!!!! Marcus K gets to his feet,he grabs the top rope and is walking
himself along the ropes. He's almost to his corner; Mky lunges and makes the
tag!! Paige fly's over the top rope and drops Coltrane to the mat with a
clothesline; K-X flys over the top rope and charges toward Paige like a bat out
of hell. Paige sees K-X coming and drops him with the back elbow! Paige lifts
K-X up and tosses him through the middle rope to the floor outside. Paige is on
fire, Paige lifts Coltrane to his feet and tosses him into the ropes, Coltrane
comes back off the ropes and hops over Paige and off the opposite set of
ropes. Paige turns around and charges toward Coltrane and nails him with a
lariat stunning Coltrane; Paige lifts Coltrane on his shoulder, Looks like he
may be going for his finisher he calls the Paige Turner. Paige attempts to
perform the move but Coltrane is fighting him off, Coltrane is still hanging in
the air when K-X comes out of nowhere and kicks Paige in the stomach before
being taken out by Marcus K Yelder. Coltrane drops off the shoulders of Paige
and turns him around and hits him with a Twist OF Fate!!!!! He calls it the
Curse drop. Coltrane goes for the pin
1........................................
2..................................................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Whoresmen pick up the Win!!
Winners At 15:14-Kryptonite-X and Curse
Coltrane
(Tony
Reynolds) Curse Coltrane and K-X have definitely made an impact tonight as they
Dominate Marcus K Yelder and a debuting Chris Paige. We'll be back right after
the break.
(Commercial
Break)
As the war between the Death Dealers and the Lycans rages on,
Selene the vampire warrior, and Michael the werewolf hybrid, work
together in an effort to unlock the secrets of their respective bloodlines. Kate
Beckinsale, Scott Speedmen Star in the year's first hit Sequel UNDERWORLD:
Evolution Opening Soon!
(Commercial
ends camera cuts to ringside )
(Tony
Reynolds) Welcome back to Malevolence folks, Anthony Montez is already in
waiting in the ring as he awaits his opponent.
( From The
Inside By Depswa Plays)
(Devon
Shire) Coming to the ring from Dallas, Texas weighing in at 265 pounds, he is
the Xwa Intercontinental champion here is "the charismatic assassin"
Flash!!!!!!
(Flash burst
through the curtain to the cheers from the Japanese crowd)
(Tony
Reynolds) Here comes the Intercontinental champion as he prepares to engage
Anthony Montez in a battle of champions.
(Jason Summers) Two of the companies top warriors
are about to do battle this should be quite a battle.
(Tony
Reynolds) Both men are in the ring and the ref has called for the bell (bell
ring) and this one is underway. Flash and Anthony circle the center of the ring
before hooking up. Anthony gets the Advantage with a nicely timed thumb to the
eye. Montez moves quickly. Anthony shoots Flash to the ropes and he
connects with a shoulder block and takes Flash to the mat. Montez stands quickly
and connects with a leg drop to the back of Flash. Montez rolls flash over
and goes for the first pin of the match.
1.........................
2..............................
Thr----Kickout
by Flash! Anthony Montez only gets the two count. Montez pulls flash to his feet
and whips him hard into the corner; Montez follows Flash into the corner
and tries to connect with a stinger splash but Flash moves out of the way and
Montez hits the turnbuckle chest first and staggers out of the corner where
flash picks him off with a beautifully timed spear! Flash goes for the
cover
1.............
2..............................
Kickout by
Anthony Montez!!!!!! The Intercontinental Champion finally getting in some
offense in this battle of the champions. Flash pulls Anthony to his feet and
rocks his chin with a powerful european uppercut! Flash hooks Anthony up and he
takes him down with a body slam! Flash drags Montez closer to the corner.
Flash climbs the ropes and he's up top! He goes for the flying elbow drop off
the top but Anthony moves out of the way and Flash hits the mat like a
stone! Flash might have injured himself he seems to be holding his lower back in
pain. Anthony uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet; Anthony walks toward
Flash and launches a field goal sized kick to the back of the intercontinental
champion! Montez hooks Flash up and connects with a Cyclone suplex!!! Montez
rolls Flash over and quickly goes for the cover
1...............................
2..........................................
Kickout by
Flash!!!!! This has been one hell of a seesaw contest it just keeps shifting
from one man to the other. Anthony lifts Flash up and tosses him on his
shoulders, looks like Montez is going to go for a Death valley driver;Flash
starts to struggle and manages to get free and repositions himself behind
Montez. Flash grabs the waist of Anthony Montez and tries to take Montez
up with a German suplex but Anthony flips out of it and lands behind Flash,
Flash Turns around and Anthony Montez connects with the WAVE OF THE
FUTURE!!!!!!!!! Montez hit it out of nowhere!!!!!! he goes for the cover
1.............................................
2....................................
3!!!!.........
Anthony Montez wins the battle of the champions in impressive
fashion!!!!!
(Indiana
Jones And The Temple Of Doom" by John Williams plays)
(Devon
Shire) and Your winner of the match he is the X-Division Champion here is The
Future Anthony Montez!!!!
(Anthony
Montez walks backward up the entrance ramp with his arms raised in victory as a
fallen flash hold his Jaw in disbelief)
(Tony
Reynolds) The X-division champion getting a big win over the new
Intercontinental champion here tonight you can bet this won't be the end of this
rivalry folks.
(Jason Summers) What a great match by both men
Tony.
(Tony
Reynolds) We'll be back with our main event of the night after this quick
commercial break.
(Commercial
Break)
After the shocking and controversial Movie Broke back Mountain took
home 4 golden globes Hollywood has been looking for another movie of it's
type.......Vince McMahon and Company once again rise to the
challenge.
WWE Films
Presents.......
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will kill WWE buyrates
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In a story
brought to you the makers of Katie Vick, HLA and The WWE Junior Division comes
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(Camera shows
C. M Punk waking up in bed when suddenly a figure pops his head on his
shoulder and wraps his arms around him)
Orlando:
Morning baby
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(Commercial
ends)
(Tony
Reynolds) (laughing) Oh man I'm not sure what to say about the following
commercial folks other than was insanity.
(Jason Summers) Hahahaha oh that was excellent
woooo bravo.
(Tony
Reynolds) Mchomo Mountain, someone has too much time on their hands lol I
just hope My kids weren't watching that lol. Guess what time it is
Professor?
(Jason Summers) Time to go watch Mchomo
Mountain? it's so suppose to be the feel bad movie of the
year.
(Tony
Reynolds) No dumb ass It's time for the Main event let's go to Devon Shire
already in the ring.
(Bell
rings)
(Devon
Shire) the following contest is a main event and is a tornado six man tag
match.
(Master
of puppets by Metallica plays)
(Devon Shire)
Coming to the ring first weighing in at a combined weight of 575 pounds here is
the Team of Matt Elliot and Shawn Shamrock They are now know as America's Most
Destructive!!!!!
(Shawn
Shamrock and Matt Elliott emerge from behind the curtain to the cheers from the
Japanese crowd)
(Tony
Reynolds) This Japanese crowd giving a nice pop to this young team who are dying
to get another shot at the Tag team champions after there painful lost last
month.
(Jason Summers) Elliott and Shamrock are quite a
team and Tonight they'll be teaming with the former world champion this should
be a blockbuster match.
(Demonic
Refusal by Testament begins to play)
(Devon
Shire) And their partner from the Abyss weighing in at 277 pounds he is the
former Xwa world heavyweight champion here is Keyser
Soze!!!!!
(The Arena
goes pitch black suddenly a dark purple light shines on a tall hooded figure.
The Man tosses back his hood to reveal the face of the former world champion who
gives a demonic sneer to the crowd before entering the
ring)
(Tony
Reynolds) The former Xwa world champion awaits his rematch in only a few days
and you can't bet your bottom dollar he has quite a few painful tricks in store
for Duncan McCloud.
(Jason Summers) Keyser
Soze has always been a dangerous individual but he is even more dangerous when
he is after something Tony.
(Devon Shire)And their
oppopents
(Personal Jesus" by
Marilyn Manson begins to play)
(Devon Shire) Coming to The
Ring weighing in at a combined weight of 547 pounds, they are the New XWA world
tag team champions here is the team of Brandon S. Yelder and Synyster They are
The Ministry!!!!
(Bsy and Synyster step out
on the apron with the tag team titles sitting on their shoulders both men pose
to the Japanese crowd before entering the ring)
(Tony Reynolds) The tag
team champions have been on the war path lately, Synyster has a free guaranteed
title shot when ever he wants and you know Brandon S is never far from the world
title scene in any fed he has ever been in and Xwa is no difference you have to
think he's going to be gunning for one of those shots in the chamber come
World war 3.
(Devon Shire) and Their
tag team partnerer
(Misera
Cantare by A.F.I begins to play)
(Devon
Shire)Coming to the ring weighing in at 247 pounds from Elizabeth,NJ he is the
reigning Xwa world heavyweight champion Here is Duncan Mc
Cloud!!!!
(The crowd
boos wildly as the Arrogant Mc Cloud emerges from behind the curtain with the
Xwa championship wrapped tightly around his waist)
(Tony Reynolds) This one is going to be blockbuster folks,
the ref has called for the bell (Bell rings) and this one is underway. Every one
is pairing off, Shamrock and Brandon S. Yelder are going at in the corner,
Synyster and Soze are fighting on the outside and Elliott and Mc Cloud are going
at in the center of the ring. Synyster and Soze are no strangers to each other
so the feeling out process is thrown out the window as the two start brawling
right in front of our announce table! Synyster grabs Soze by the front of the
waist and rams Soze's back into the Ring post!!! Synyster mounts the Soze and
starts drilling punches into the head of the former world champion. Meanwhile in
the ring Shawn Shamrock has Duncan McCloud trapped in the corner, Brandon Yelder
and Matt Elliot are duking it out, Brandon gets the advantage knocking Elliott
against the ropes; Bsy charges forward and goes for the clothesline but Elliot
pulls down the rope and Yelder goes flying over the top rope to the floor below!
Matt Elliott gets to his feet and charges toward Shamrock and McCloud. Shamrock
sees Elliott coming and Whips McCloud out of the corner; McCloud with the
reverses and ducks out of the way and Elliott and Shamrock collide head first in
the middle of the ring! McCloud showing his veteran stripes there folks. McCloud
pulls Elliott to his feet and dumps him through the ropes to the outside.
Mc Cloud pulls Shamrock to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Shamrock comes
off the ropes and McCloud connects with a big Spine buster; McCloud wastes no
time and goes for the cover
1........................
2.................................
Thr-Broken up
by Soze who came out of nowhere!!!! Soze pulls Mc Cloud to his feet and hits him
with a roundhouse kick to the sternum causing the champion to double over in
pain!! Soze has Mc Cloud in a world of pain, Soze whips Mc Cloud into the ropes
and charges toward him and connects with a Lariat knocking the Champion to the
floor outside!!!! Soze quickly follows Mccloud to the outside. Soze pulls Mc
Cloud to his feet and hooks him up for a powerbomb but Synyster comes out of
nowhere and hits Soze with a big boot!!! Synyster pulls Soze to his feet and
rolls him on top of the Announce table and with that said I think me and you
should get the hell out of the way Professor.
(Jason Summers) Oh Tony I'm way ahead of
you
(Tony
& Jason quickly drop their headsets and get out of the way as Synyster grabs
a Steel chair and climbs up on the table, Synyster stands over Soze and lifts
the chair up above his head and proceeds to whack Soze in the head with the
chair 3x times causing the ref to call for the bell)
(Devon Shire) Ladies And Gentlemen due to a disqualification the
Winners of this match are the team of Keyser Soze, Matt Elliott and Shawn
Shamrock!
(Un phased
by the disqualification Synyster continues to punish Soze with repeated chair
shots to the head, Synyster suddenly drops the chair to the floor, Synyster
looks out at the crowd and slides his thumb across his neck. Synyster lifts a
limp and unconscious Soze to his feet he hooks him up and connects with The
Ultimate Sin through the table!!!! Synyster makes it to his feet but Soze is
still down on the floor and is lying in a very large pool of blood; Synyster and
Brandon S Yelder start to walk toward the entrance ramp as Several Emt's go to
check on Keyser Soze)
(Tony
Reynolds) My god what the hell is wrong with Synyster he just
snapped
(Jason Summers) Tony Soze isn't
even trying to move
(Tony
Reynolds) (talking to one of the Emt's) Is he okay? is he
breathing?
(Emt) Yeah barely
(Jason Summers) He really hurt him Tony. Keyser
looks to be in horrible shape I can't believe he would do that, it was just a
match it wasn't that deep.
(Tony
Reynolds) Folks we're signing off,I don't know I have no idea what's going
Goodnite.
(The Scene
fades to black as Emt's continue to work on Keyser Soze)
An Xwa production
2006