(The camera cuts to Amy Suicide pacing back and forth nervously when she is suddenly approached)
(Cruncher) Hey Amy, what's wrong?
(Amy Suicide) Hey Cruncher, I've got a big match up next and I'm nervous, I haven't been this nervous in quite a while.
(Cruncher) Look you've been in this business almost as long as I have. You know what you have to do. Go out there and do your job. You can't go into a title match like this and expect K-X to hand you the title because your nervous. Suck it up and focus.
(Amy Suicide) Yeah your right thanks Cruncher. By the way good luck tonight.
(Cruncher) Thank you but I don't believe in luck. Tonight is extremely personal. Everyone assumes that Genius has this one wrapped in the bag, but tonight I will show everyone why I am the Xwa world heavyweight champion!
(Cruncher walks away)
(Amy Suicide) Suck it up Suicide, you can do this.
(Amy Suicide walks away as the camera cuts back to Reynolds and Summers)
(Tony Reynolds) Well Professor it's time for our first title match of the night, as Kryptonite-X will defend his Intercontinental championship against the comeback kid Amy Suicide.
(Jason Summers) Amy better be the comeback kid. Because after K-X gets done with her she better be able to comeback from Paralysis because K-X is going put her ass in a wheel chair. A woman has no business in this industry let alone in the same ring as a hall of famer the likes of K-X.
(Tony Reynolds) I would be offended if I were Amy Suicide professor but Amy doesn't bitch or moan she says all she has to in the ring.
(Jason Summers) Thank you Gloria Steinem.
(Bell rings)
(Devon Shire) The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Xwa Intercontinental championship!!!
(The crowd cheers as California by Phantom Planet begins to play throughout the arena)
(Devon Shire) Introducing first the challenger. From Sacramento,California, here is Amy Suicide!!!!
(Suicide emerges from behind the curtain to a nice ovation from the crowd)
(Tony Reynolds) Amy Suicide has a tough task ahead of her but Amy is known as a Miracle woman, with wins over some of the biggest names in the business even one win over the owner of the company.
(Jason Summers) Yeah that might be well and true but none of those wins was against K-X. This guy is hot and I predict will be The world champion before the end of the year.
("Stricken" By Disturbed begins to play)
(Devon Shire) and Introducing the Champion, From Lexington, Kentucky weighing in at 275 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Zortis, he is your Xwa Intercontinental champion,here is The Xwa Superman Kryptonite-X!!!!!!
(The crowd joins in a collective chorus of boos as K-X and Zortis makes their way from behind curtain)
(Tony Reynolds) Professor, you say this man is a future world champion in Xwa, I say this man is a cheater and a no good Sob.
(Jason Summers) Damn you are such a hater Reynolds Wrap. You better hope K-x doesn't find out your out here running your mouth about him or you could be taking a quick trip to the hospital like Chris Van Dam did the other day.
(Tony Reynolds) All I'm saying professor is that cheaters never prosper. The Ref for this contest is Michael Eriksson, who I do believe is refing his first match ever. Eriksson shows Suicide the title, Suicide would love to take that home with her tonight. Eriksson holds the title high for the audience to see and hands the title to a ring attendant and calls for the bell.
(bell rings)
(Tony Reynolds) And this one is underway! Suicide and K-X emerge from their corners. Suicide is ready to pounce, while K-X circles the ring with a confident grin on his face. Suicide and K-X lock up in the center of the ring. K-X easily gains the advantage and tosses Suicide into the corner turnbuckle. K-X charges at Suicide looking for the splash but Suicide ducks underneath and rolls out of the way. Suicide jumps up and goes for the dropkick but she telegraphs it and K-X slaps it down. K-X doesn't give Suicide enough time to recover and drops an elbow across her chest. K-X pulls Suicide to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Suicide comes back off the ropes and takes the champion down with a flying head scissors takedown! Suicide doesn't waste any time, she bounces off the ropes and charges forward and keeps K-X on the ground with a dropkick to the face! Suicide goes for the cover
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Kickout out at 2 and 1/2 as K-X gets the shoulder up!
(Jason Summers) K-X will be okay he is just a little groggy.
(Tony Reynolds) Sure whatever you say. Suicide pulls the champion to his feet and whips him into the corner. Suicide walks into the corner and kicks the champion in the chest, K-X is in trouble. Suicide jumps up, she goes for a hurracanranna but K-x counters it into a Spine buster! K-x pulls that one out of nowhere! Kryptonite-X goes for the cover.....
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Thre--No Suicide gets the shoulder up!! Suicide refusing to give up! K-X pulls Suicide to her feet and whips her into the ropes and catches her with another spine buster!!!! K-X goes for the pin again
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Suicide kicks out again!! K-X is really pouring on the punishment but he looks more than a little annoyed that Suicide keeps finding ways to stay in this one. I'm sure he thought this match would have been over by now. K-X lifts Suicide to her feet and tosses her through the middle rope to the outside! K-X is keeping the ref distracted and here comes Zortis who sneaks up behind Suicide and kicks her in the ribs! blatant cheating there. There is just no excuse for that.