News for The Week 6/1/06
Welcome to another Edition of the Downlow with Jason Summers.
NEW TAG CHAMPS
If you would have told me that the reign of Synyster and Brandon S Yelder, two of the best ever would have been ended by a nutcase from Coltrane County and a redneck named Jericho then I would have labeled you nuts, but What happened in the Garden the other night can only be described as a Miracle. Congratulations to both of you ...enjoy it while you can, it won't last long.
RIVALS!!!
Masked Genius-Cruncher, Synyster and Terrell Yelder,Hart-Micheals. These are rivalries that are legendary. But it appears a new one has risen.....MONTEZ VS YELDER. In all of wrestling their are numerous wrestling families, none as well known as Yelder and Montez. Brandon S Yelder was nearly foaming at the mouth after he came too and realized he and Syn had lost the straps due to Shane Montez's interference. This Reporter has learned that Brandon S Yelder has requested vital Tv time for next weeks Show in Detroit. What Will the Personal Jesus have to say? Whatever it is you can bet it won't be pretty.
New General Manager
This Xwa Reporter would officially like to welcome Jeff Epstein into the Xwa Family. I just hope he doesn't wash like the other 4 Gms before him.
Released
We here at the Xwa would like to wish Kinnes and The Taskmaster the best in the future endeavors.
ULTIMATE-X!!!!!
It's definitely the sleeper match of the year. Marcus K Yelder (hardcore champion) Kriminul (Lightheavyweight champion) and Mary Jane Montez (X-division champion) Will collide in a Ultimate-X match and the Winner will become the Undisputed X-division champion. All three are very underrated, which is sad considering all three are just a quick step from becoming Maineventers. Ring of honor will be their time to shine. Who will walk out of Toronto with the X-Division title?
The Whoresmen as we all know are a bunch of degenerate nutcase's but on a recent edition of Malevolence they ripped off the hit show American Idol with a Spoof called Whoresmen Idol. All I can say to this is Wow......I could have lived my entire life without seeing Curse Coltrane in a dress. What is the purpose of Whoresmen Idol you ask, So that the Whoresmen can find a fourth member for their chapter here in the Xwa. Who will the Whoresmen choose? Me thinks they might already have a choice already picked out.