( This Is Extreme By Harry Slash And the Slash Tones
Plays Throughout the Phillips Arena As The Crowd Goes
Wild)
We Are Livvvvvvvvve From the Phillips Arena In
Atlanta, Georgia And Folks What a Show we Have in
store for you tonight, As The New World Champion
Drunken Zelot Will Defend His World Title Against
Powda Pimp Who's Been Itching for a Shot For Months,
Well Folks tonight he'll get his Chance, Also In
Action Amy Suicide Will Defend Her X- Division Title
Against The Hot Commodity "Krypton" in what is sure to
Be a instant Classic, The New Intercontinental
Champion The Rookie Shane Meadows Will Not Be
Defending his title But his Honor As He Takes On
Former Iwf Junior League Champion The "Real Deal"
Jason Steele in a One on one Inter promotional grudge
Match. But Right Now Folks I'd Like to Introduce my
Broadcast partner for the Night My Radio Show Co host,
sister and Constant Shame ,Sofia Reynolds,
Sofia Reynolds: Hello, America You thought Paula Abdul
Boning a Contestant On that Crappy Star search Remake
was a Scandal Baby I'm a walking Scandal.
Tony Reynolds: Oh My God Can You ever go anywhere
without acting like a ....Like a... like a...
Sofia Reynolds: Like a what? A Slut??? Please Grow Up
Tony Virgin hahaha
Tony Reynolds: Damn I Pray For Death sometimes, Folks
lets Go to Ring for our first match of the
Night.......
(bell rings)
Devon Shire: Ladies And Gentlemen The first Contest of
the Night is Scheduled for one Fall
(all things Just Keep getting Better By
wildlife Blares Over the P.a System).
Devon Shire: Coming To the Ring Making his Malevolence
Debut He hails From Way Way West Hollywood, he stands
at a Height of 5'11 and Weighs in at a 179 Pounds,He
is the Hardcore Homo KANDY!!!!!!!!!
(Kandy Steps Onto the Entrance in Hot Pants With a
Lollipop in his Mouth and Dances as the Crowd has a
Silent Reaction to him)
Tony Reynolds: Un.....okay the Hardcore Homo Huh
Hahahah My God my Poor Wrestling what has become of
you?
Sofia (to Kandy) Hey Kandy I Love those Shoes Girl
Work those Hot Pants!!!! Hahahaa
Tony Reynolds (Bangs head on Desk In Frustration) God
Why Did I Pass On that Job at Espn?
(back to the Ring)
Devon Shire: And His Opponent.........
(The End is Near The Theme From Armageddon Plays All
Throughout the Arena As the Arena Goes Pitch Black all
of a Sudden a Red spotlight Shows A Shadowy Figure on
the entrance Ramp The Figure Moves toward the Ring As
the Lights Slowly Come Back Up)
Tony Reynolds: The Masked Man Has Appeared Folks and
he looks Ready for Action in his First Match in Xwa
History, That Theme Song he used If I'm correct use to
be Terrell Yelder's theme Song When he Was Keyser Soze
in Iwf, Masked Man has done his Homework Folks this
Match Coming At Ring Of Honor Will be Brutally
Personal i assure you.
Sofia Reynolds: Yeah i can't wait to see that
Crucifixion Match it's going to be So Brutal and as
long as that Bitch Mary Jane Montez Little Boyfriend
gets his ass kicked I'm more than okay with the
Masked Man is okay with me.
(Bell Rings)
Tony Reynolds: here We go Folks, The Masked man and
Kandy Circle each other they lock up in the center of
he ring the Masked man easily over powers Kandy and
Forces him back into the ropes, The Masked Man
Delivers several Brutal Knife Edge Chops to the Chest
of Kandy rocking the rookie, The masked man is
Dominating Thus Far Folks, He Grabs Kandy By the Hair
and Whips him into the Ropes, Kandy Bounces off the
rope and Goes for the Cross body but is caught in
mid-air By The Masked Man who drives Kandy's Back On
his Knee. The Masked Man Lifts a limp Kandy To his
Feet and Lifts Him up on his Shoulder Looks Like he's
Going for the Submission here folks with the Torture
rack Kandy is Up and The Masked Man Drives Him into
the Mat With the Reaper Complex!!!!!!!????? Wait
that's Terrell's Yelder's Finisher the masked Man Goes
for the Pin
1....................2....................3 and Thank
God this One is Over Quickly As the Masked Man
Continues to Send Messages to Terrell Yelder.
Tony Reynolds: the Masked man easily Wins His First
Match in the Xwa But we'll see if It'll be That Easy
for him Once He Takes on the Crown Jewel at the ring
of Honor
(masked Man walks toward the ropes to exit but Stops
and Suddenly looks at Kandy lying In Agony on the Mat)
Tony Reynolds: Oh God Folks this Doesn't Look Good
(The Masked Man walks over Stands Over Kandy Who Gives
the Masked man a deer in the Headlight Look, Suddenly
the Masked Man Starts Brutally assaulting Kandy
Opening a hole in his Head)
Tony Reynolds: My god The Masked Man Is Beating the
Holy Hell out of the Kandy Someone Stop This!!!!!!,
Kandy is bleeding like a Stuck Pig
(The Masked Man With his gloves Dripping Blood grabs
a Microphone)
The Masked man: Look At You Lying On The Mat, Have
You Heard the Word Terrell, Look At Me Terrell!!!!!,
Terrell i Beat You, Do You Hear Me I Beat You!!!
Tony Reynolds: This Nutcase thinks Kandy is Yelder!!!
Masked Man:(grabs Semi Conscious Kandy By The Hair)
Look At You Lying Unconscious On the Mat, So Weak, So
Helpless, I'm Going to Tell You a Nursery Rhyme
Terrell You Want To here a Rhyme!!!!!!!??? (Shakes
kandy's Head Violently)
Kandy: (screaming) YES!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Nursery Rhyme??? This guy is Fucking
Nuts
Masked Man: You See, Terrell, There once was a Man Who
had it All, Life To him Was a Ball, He Had The Career,
The Cash Was Great, He Had The Wife, The Kids And A
White Picket Gate, He Had A House That Was Big And
Loud, But One evil Man Decided To Tear it All Down, He
Wounded The First man Put him On the Shelf then The
Nice Man's Life Turn Into Hell, He Laid In A
Wheelchair For Months On end Till his Wife Got Sick OF
Caring For Him, so she Called Her Lawyer a Man Named
Lee Who Took His Wife, His Car, His House and His
Family, In A Instance It was All Gone and The Man Was
Left All Alone,With Nothing But his bitterness to
Comfort his aching Soul, But One day The Man Heard
The Word................The Word Not of a God, or Even
the Devil, But the Word Of true Evil, The Man Heard
The Words Of hate within His Own Soul..........
Terrell I should Thank You For Starting a Chain
Reaction In me, for Letting Find The Real Me, Before I
was Cocky and Arrogant and Weak, Now i See My Real
Power I Truly Know What I'm Capable Of And at The Ring
of Honor So Will You, but i Believe in Giving My Prey
a Sample of my Work, so tonight Someone From Your
Little Group Will Hear the Word....Maybe the Pimp
questing for a World Title, Or a Minister of Syn...Or
Better yet.....Hmmmmm Maybe that Whore You Call A
Fiance Mary Jane.....Yeah tonight Will Be A Night To
Remember......
(The Masked Man Lifts Kandy Up To His Feet Lifts Him
In the Air And Drives Him Into the Mat With a Brutal
Power Bomb As The Camera Fades To Black)
:::::::::::Commercial Break::::::::::::::
(A Man stands in the Shadows just out of the
Light) Voice: Once In A Lifetime.........Comes a
Show....Beyond All Others........A Show So Vital So
Above Them All That The World must Stand up and
Proclaim That Was Amazing.........Such A Show Will
Occur................In Two Weeks
Boston............... And The world Will Be Rocked And
So Will The Jaw of Whoever Holds My Title (suddenly
the Figure Steps Into the Light to Reveal Cruncher) I
Will Be World Champion Again!!!!
Announcer: America Online Presents The Ring Of Honor
Live In Two Weeks From Boston, Massachusetts
:::::::(Commercial Ends)::::::::
Tony Reynolds: Welcome Back Folks, The Masked Man Made
An impact Tonight in our First Contest As He
demolished Kandy And Left him Bloody and Lifeless in
the Middle of the Ring We Understand That Kandy Has
Been Taken to a Local Medical Facility We'll Update
you on his Condition when we have more information.
And Sofia This War Between Terrell Yelder And The
Masked Man is Really Starting to Heat up i Mean The
Masked Man Threatened One Of the Empire members
Tonight
Sofia Reynolds: The Masked Man Is Quite Simply a
Fucking Psychopath, but he is one with an agenda I
mean he Knows Everything about Terrell, he Uses a
Gimmick Terrell Yelder once used To Stalk His Way
Through The Iwf, He Came out to His Old Entrance
Music, He Even used Terrell's Finisher To Defeat Kandy
this Guy is Obsessed With Yelder and I'm Afraid
Nothing Good is Going to Come out of this, when this
is All said and Done no one will Walk Away Unscathed.
Tony Reynolds: I have To Agree Sofia This Match At
the Ring Of Honor Will not be For the Faint of
Heart... well I understand we Have Amy Legacy
Backstage With Venom And The Next Participant In Our
Matchup, Mary Jane Montez, Amy?
(Camera Cuts to Amy Legacy Standing With Venom
and Mary Jane Montez)
Amy Legacy: Thank You Tony, I'm Here Standing next to
The New No. 1 Contender to the X-division Champion
Venom, Venom This is the First time You Have Spoken
since you Debuted In Xwa Some Months Back Why Have You
Chosen to Speak Now?
Venom: Because Amy I Would Like To Make Something
Perfectly Clear To people Who Wonder About Me And Ask
Questions and Spread Rumors, First Of all To Sofia
Reynolds, Listen Bitch Keep Your Mouth Shut OR You
Will Feel The Bite Of Venom, Second Most Important
Krypton Or Amy Suicide, I don't Care Which One Wins,
Whoever it Is Know This, I will Be The X-Division
champion So Whoever Wins Enjoy Your Week As Champion
Cause come Next Malevolence I Will Claim My Next Title
here In Xwa and I'll Claim Yet Another One For the
Greatest Of All Stables The Empire!!!!
Amy Legacy: Okay Mary Jane Montez You have a Three Way
Dance For the Xwa Hardcore Championship What's Your
Plan?
Mary Jane-Montez: plan???!!! plan i plan To open up
there heads Like a Fat man Opens a pack Of Cheetos ,
I plan On Winning the hardcore Championship and I Plan
On Beating These Ass holes Within an inch of Death So
If You Excuse Me I've got a Title To Claim!!!!
Amy Legacy: wait one More Question to the Both of You
the Masked man Has Threatened The Entire empire Are
you worried he Might try to Attack You?
Mary Jane Montez: I got this Venom, Look Legacy, The
masked Man Has a problem With the Empire then he Will
Find Out Why We Are the Most Dominate Stable Ever
Created By Modern Man, Lets Go V I've Got a title To
Win
(camera Shows tony Reynolds)
Folks Strong Words From Mary Jane Montez As well as
Venom, Lets See If Mary Jane Montez Can Back Up Her
Strong words With even Stronger Actions Lets go to The
Ring..........
(Bell Ring)
Devon Shire: the Following Contest Is Scheduled for
one Fall and a Triple Threat match For The Xwa
Hardcore Championship
(In My
Hood By 50 Cent Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming To The Ring Standing At a Height
Of 6'4 Weighing In at 287 Pounds Hailing From
GangstaVille!!!!!! Here Is Ja Killer!!!!!!!!!!
Sofia Reynolds: Good To See, Ja Back Tony
Tony Reynolds: Ja Killer Out For Weeks With A Broken
Arm Sustained In a Match With Tony Pajamaz While The
Xwa was In Germany, Has Returned And Looks Ready To
Challenge The Champion For that Hardcore Belt.
(Breaking the Law
By Judas Priest Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring From Black
pool,England Weighing In at 324 pounds And Standing At
a Height Of 6'4 He Is the Current Xwa Hardcore
Champion Ladies And Gentlemen Here is
ASYLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: It Was at the Clash Folks That Asylum
Shocked The World By Winning that Title From Of All
People Synyster now he will defend that title Tonight
against Two Experienced Veterans Can Asylum Survive.
(The Champion Enters the Ring With a Steel Chair in
Hand and nails Ja Killer in the head With it)
(Bell Rings)
Tony Reynolds: what a chair shot to the head of ja,
and it looks like asylum isn't waiting for Mary Jane
Montez, Asylum lifts Ja to his Feet And Whips him into
the Ropes, Ja Killer bounces off the rope and nails
Asylum with the Flying Clothesline, Ja killer Lifts
The Massive Asylum Up and whips him into the corner,
Ja Picks Up the chair and Charges into the Corner
Slamming the Chair into the Mid section of the
Champion. Ja Killer Goes for the Cover
1.........2.........kickout By the Champion, Asylum
Barely Kicked out of that one folks, Ja Killer lifts
Asylum To His Feet Once Again, Killer Unloads a
Serious of Brutal Knife Edge Chops to the Chest of the
Champion, Ja killer Whips Asylum into the Ropes,
Asylum Comes Off the Ropes And Hits The Challenger
With the Big Boot.
(Fuck The World By Icp Comes Over the P.a System As
Mary Jane Montez And Venom Make Their Way to Ringside)
Mary Jane Montez has Arrived!!! Mary Jane Slides Under
the Bottom rope Pops To her Feet and Levels The
Champions with a Side Kick, ja killer makes it to his
feet but Venom Levels Him with a throat thrust, Venom
is attacking Ja killer in the Corner, This match has
completely broken Down Folks, Venom Isn't even a
Competitor in this Match He's just trying to help his
stable mate Mary Jane Montez what a Crock!!!, Mary
Jane Montez pulls the English behemoth to his feet and
try's to Whip him into the Ropes but the massive
Asylum Blocks Her and Slams Her Down With the
Chokeslam, Asylum Backs Up Into the Ropes and Nails
Venom With the Big Boot Sending him Over the Top Rope,
Asylum Lifts Ja Killer to His Feet And Postions Him
For The Power bomb, Asylum Lifts Him Up And Drives Him
Through the Mat With The POWERBOMB!!!!!!
1............2.................3 And Asylum Has
Eliminated Ja Killer From The Match, Asylum showing
signs of Fatigue has only One more Person to Pin to
Retain his Title. Asylum Yanks Mary Jane Montez To her
feet in the corner. Asylum Talking Trash to the Tag
Champion, Asylum Slams That Massive Hand into the
Chest OF The Challenger and The Entire City of Atlanta
Felt That. My God What a Chop, And Mary Jane Montez Is
Doubled Over Understandably in Pain, Asylum Pushes
Mary Jane Back Into the Corner And Hits her With
Another Painful Chop To the Chest. Asylum Clearly In
Control Here folks, Asylum Grabs Mary Jane By the Arm
And Hip Tosses Out of the Corner, Asylum Climbs The
Top Rope And Goes For the
Moonsault.................And Hits IT!!!! HE hooks the
leg and goes for the cover
1.....................2..............Kickout by Mary
Jane Montez. Asylum Visibly Frustrated. Asylum Rolls
Out to the Outside, Asylum looks under the ring and
pulls out a couple of tables,And Tosses Them In the
Ring, Asylum Now Pulls Out Two Chairs, I Can Guarantee
those Chairs Aren't for Sitting Folks, Asylum Tosses
the Chairs in the Ring ad Rolls Back Inside The Ring,
Mary Jane is Still Out On the Mat As Asylum is Setting
Up Those Tables, Asylum Pulls A Bag out of His
Pants..........Oh My God It's Thumb Tacks!!!!!!!!!
This Crowd is Loving This Folks!!!!!!!! Asylum Now
Setting Up A Chair InFront Of The Table, Whatever The
hell he is Going to Do It's Sure to Leave a
mark!!!!!!!!. Asylum Walks Over to Mary Jane Montez
and Lifts Her To her Feet But She Hits Him With a
Thumb To the Eye, She Was Playing Possum Folks, Asylum
Stunned But undeterred He Charges Toward Mary Jane
Montez Who is still Reeling Venom Sneaks Underneath
The Ropes And Cuts Asylum's Assault on Mary Jane Off
Before It Can Get Started With The Black
Spear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The
Crowd Is On It's Feet As Both Venom and Asylum Appear
To Be Hurt After that One!!!!! Mary jane Montez Walks
Over And Grabs one of The Chair's lift's It And Drives
It Hard Into The Back Of Asylum, She Hits Again, And
Again And Again and Again. Mary Jane Montez Showing
Her All Too Familiar Vicious Side. Mary Jane Montez
Still Moving Slowly Lifts Asylum To his Feet And Walks
Him Over to the Table, Mary Jane With a look Of Hate
In her Eyes Slams Asylum's Head On the table Filled
With Thumb Tacks......My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asylum's
head is Just Filled With Thumbtacks!!!!!!!!! The Blood
Is Flowing As Asylum Collapses to the Mat In a Heap,
Montez sits on the chest of Asylum and Starts
Scratching at the open Wounds of Asylum, Montez Really
Digging In those Injuries Folks What a Gruesome Scene
in that Ring, Mary Jane Montez Lifts A Bloody Asylum
to His Feet and Rolls Him on top of the
Table..........Montez Slowly Climbs To the Top Rope,
Folks If She is planning What I Think She's Going to
Do Then She is Even Crazier Than everyone Says, Montez
is Perched on the Top Rope........... She Dives Off
and Hits Asylum With The Sanity Check Through The
Table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
XWA!!!! XWA!!! XWA!!!!!!!! XWA!!!!!!!!!!
XWA!!!!!!!!!!! XWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My Dear God in Heaven What a Move!!!!! Mary Jane Is
Not Moving And Neither Is The Champion........Venom Up
On His Feet Pulls Mary Jane out of The Wreckage and
Drapes Her arm On Top of Asylum
1......................2................................................................................................................
.................................................................................3
And We Have A New Hardcore Champion And Her Name Is
Mary Jane Montez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Venom Lifts Mary Jane to Her Feet And Hands Her The
Hardcore Title as a Smile Comes Over the Face Of A
Tired Mary Jane Montez)
Tony Reynolds: And The Hatchet Ryda Captures Yet
another Title
For Herself and The Empire Mary Jane Montez Is
Victorious!!!!!! We'll be right Back After we take a
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(Camera fades to the Empire dressing room, Where
several Members Of the empire Are Celebrating As Mary
Jane Montez And The Empire Bodyguard Venom enter the
Room)
(the empire
starts Clapping)
(Terrell Yelder) Now That's How You Win a
Title!!!!!!!!! (Kisses Mjm On the Cheek)
(Venom) Another Town Another Title, this shit is
Almost Too Easy,
(
a Man steps out of the shadows it's The empire's
Co-leader Shane Montez)
(Shane Montez) Well you certainly Shit in that guys
Coffee MJ Hahahaha ,good Job, hopefully success is
Contagious, Right Joe? Syn?
(Synyester) You Got Jokes Huh Shane Don't Worry About
Me I can Easily Win my Match Me and Jobbercho Please
No Contest It's Joe Who should be On Alert hahaha
(Pimp) Yeah yeah Yeah It's Been What Two Weeks and
the Guy I'm Fighting is Already a Two Time Xwa
Champion, Tonight is Going to Be Bitch Not To Mention
I Gotta Worry About Terrell's Problems
(Terrell) If That is a Reference To the Masked Dumbass
Don't Worry about it I'll be with you at ringside Just
Worry About Zelot and the belt.
(Pimp) it's hard not to worry about that when your so
damn thirsty? I mean Can Someone Get the Champ a
Drink? some vodka, some hypnotic? anything
(Mary Jane Montez) Um No!!! i just Threw A Fat man
Through a Table Get off Your Ass And Get Your Own
Fucking Drink Joe
(Pimp Stands Up And Walks Toward The Door) hahahah
Damn That's Fucking Cold Mjm I'll Remember that Shit
When I Throw Terrell's Bachelor Party hey T I'll make
sure the hoes will be Extra Skanky, hahahahahaha I'll
Be Back In a Sec
(Powda Pimp Still looking At Mary Jane and The others
Opens The Door and Doesn't See the Masked Man Standing
there)
Terrell Yelder: Pimp Watch Out!!!!!!
( the Masked Man Suddenly Super kicks Pimp Knocking
Him out Cold and the Masked Man Takes Off Running)
Synyster: I'm Going After That Son Of A Bitch!!!!!
Venom: No Your Not Stay Here And Take Care of Pimp
I'll handle this he has a World title Match
(before Synyster can Argue Venom Turns the Corner
with break neck speed And Disappears as The
Empire Try's to Revive Pimp)
(Camera Cuts Back Up Front)
Tony Reynolds: The Masked Man Strikes Again Folks,
Terrell Yelder's Problems Have Definitely Multiplied
In Recent Weeks this Match at ring Of honor is shaping
up to be Very Personal
Sofia Reynolds: Wow man this masked dude is really a
few donuts short of a dozen and venom is just as
nut's going after the guy
Tony Reynolds: yes the masked man is definitely a
dangerous individual, well folks as they say the show
must go one and now it's time for our tag team match
of the night let's go to the ring........
(Bell Rings)
Devon shire: The Following Contest Is Scheduled for
One Fall........and is a Tag Team Match
(Closer By Nine Inch Nails)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring Weighing A combined
Weight Of 610 Pounds Here Is The Team Of Alex Hart And
The Taskmaster!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: This Should be Quite a Match Folks As
the Winning Team Will Face The Intercontinental
Champion At Ring Of Honor
Devon Shire: And Their
Opponents.........................
(People Hate Me By Murder Dolls Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring at a Combined Weight
of 525 Pounds Here is the Team Of Synyster And
Jobbercho!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: What a Team Folks, Synyster and
Jobbercho are No Strangers to teaming together as they
Are Former ZWA World Tag Champions Today They are
teaming up to Get a Shot at the Newly Held
Intercontinental Championship Held By Shane Meadows
This Should be A Classic!!!!!
(Bell Rings)
And Here We Go Folks, Jobbercho and hart Opt to Start
this Off, They Lock up in the center of the ring, Hart
With The Size Advantage Slaps On the Headlock
Jobbercho Pushes him off and Whips hart into the
Ropes, Hart Bounces off the ropes and hits Jobbercho
with the shoulder Block sending the Legend To the
other side of the Ring, What a Show of power By Alex
Hart, Hart Taunting Jobbercho not a Good Idea,
Jobbercho Climbs Back to his Feet And Runs against the
Ropes and Connects With a Flying Head Scissors Sending
Hart to The Ground and Just like that Jobbercho Shows
Hart Why He is a Legend, Jobbercho Taunts Hart To
Bring it on and Hart Doesn't Disappoint as He Charges
Jobbercho But The Legend sidesteps him and Connects
with the Single Leg Takedown Jobbercho Is All Over
Hart Like a Bad Suit, Jobbercho stands hart up and
whips him to the ropes. he nails him a spin heel kick.
Jobbercho then gives him a leg drop and goes for the
cover 1 ........ 2 ........ Taskmaster Makes the
Save, Jobbercho Lifts The "king Of Impact" to his Feet
and Whips Him into the Corner, Jobbercho drives a
couple of knees into the midsection of hart and Tags
In Synyster. The Minister Steps Over the Top rope And
Unloads Brutal Knife Edge Chops into the Chest Of
Hart. Synyster lifts hart Up and Puts Him on the Top
Rope, Synyster looks like he's going for the
Superplex, But Hart Pushes The Big Man Off, Synyster
Lands On his Feet hart Stands On the Top Turnbuckle
And attempts The Flying Cross Body but Syn Catches
Him in Mid-Air Drives Him To the Mat With the Power
slam He Hooks The Leg
1.........................................................2........................Broken
Up by The Taskmaster with a kick to the head, Synyster
Takes Exception and Smacks taskmaster in the Face, and
the Brawl is On The Two giants Are Exchanging Blows In
the Center Of the Ring, Taskmaster Whips Synyster in
to the corner and Jobbercho Gets the blind Tag,
Synyster And Taskmaster Are Still Exchanging Blows,
Jobbercho Steps Into the Ring while the Big men are
still going at it, He lifts Hart to His Feet and puts
him in the Power bomb Position he Lifts Him Up And
Hits Alex hart With the Practitioner's Request!!!!!
1.............2........it's all Academic Folks
............3... and That's All She Wrote Folks
Synyster and Jobbercho Earn A Shot At The
Intercontinental Championship At Ring Of Honor.
Tony Reynolds: We Have Amy Legacy Backstage With Of
All People A Suspended Jason Summers, Amy?
( Camera Backstage Shows Amy
Legacy And Jason Summers)
Amy Legacy: Yes Tony I'm Standing Here With Jason
Summers, Jason Last Week you got into a Huge Brawl
With Your Broadcast Partner Jack Manson and In Turn
You Were both Suspended What Are you doing Here
Tonight?
Jason Summers: Amy First I would Like to Apologize For
my Behavior Last week It Was Very unprofessional on
my part, However Me And Jack Have Been Heading this
Way for a Long time And Now It's Time We Finish It,
I'm Throwing out a Challenge To Jack Manson for The
Ring Of Honor, How About It Manson I'll Kick Your Ass
In a Boston Street Fight, I'm No Wrestler this is True
But Boston is my Home Town Amy I Grew up on the South
Side of Boston And I Learned How to take care of
myself on the streets Now I MayNot Be A "Jack Manson"
A Man with the Wrestling Skills of A Retarded Aardvark
But i Can Handle Myself pretty dam well in a fight ,
So If That Fat Ass Has been Has the Balls In Two Weeks
Show Your Sorry New York Ass Up In Boston And Let Me
Beat On You Pussy!!!!, Later Amy!!!
(Jason
Summers Walks Away)
Amy Legacy: Whoa, Tony Looks Like Your Broad Cast
partners Are headed for a Showdown at the ring Of
Honor!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Yes, Amy and I couldn't Be More Happy
here's Hoping they put each other out of Business and
I Can Have some Peace and Quiet Finally, Thank You for
your Report Amy
Amy Legacy: No Problem Tony
Tony Reynolds: okay Folks, It's Time For our Next
Contest Of The Night As Amy Suicide Once Again Defends
Her Title This Time Against A Up And Comer In Krypton
Let's Go to The Ring........
(Bell Rings)
Devon Shire: the Following Contest Is Scheduled For
One Fall And Is The X-Division Championship Of The
World..............
(Just Close
Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde plays )
Devon shire: Coming To The Ring From Philadelphia, Pa
weighing In At 238 and Standing at a Height Of 6'3
Here Is The Hot Commodity
KRYPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crowd Cheers)
What An Entrance For the Former Tag Team Champion,
Krypton still Chasing After His first Singles Title
here in the Xwa This Is A Good Chance For him Make an
Impact However he'll have his Hands Full as He'll Be
Taking On The Reigning X-Division Champion............
(HollaBack Girl By
Gwen Stefani Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to The Ring From Sacramento,
California She Stands At a height of 5'4 and weighing
in at 130 pounds She Is The Reigning X-Division
Champion here is AMY SUICIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: The Reigning X-Division Champion She
has had quite the year folks, She was the First Ever
Hardcore Champion and the only one To Hold the Title
More than once but tonight she faces Stiff Competition
in the form of Krypton. And Here we Go folks The Two
superstars Circle each other Looking for and Opening
Spot and Then Lock up in the center of the ring,
Krypton With the Size Advantage Quickly Tosses Amy
Suicide To the Ground, Amy Caught Off Guard There
Krypton Using His Strength Advantage Against Suicide.
Suicide Gets to her Feet And Charges Toward Krypton
Throwing a Serious Of Right's And Lefts To the Face of
the Challenger. Suicide Has Krypton Dazed She whips
Krypton into the Ropes, Krypton comes back, ducks a
clothesline, bounces off the ropes again, comes back,
Suicide ducks and catches a kick to the chest. Krypton
Lifts Suicide To Her Feet, he Lifts Her In The Air And
Slams Her to The Ground With the Power slam, Krypton
Goes For the Cover
1...............2.................Kickout By The
champion, Krypton Lifts Suicide on her Feet Again He
whips Suicide into the Ropes, Suicide comes back,
ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes again, She
Leaps In the Air and Hits Krypton with the
Hurrancanranna She Hooks The Leg
1................2................Krypton Pushes
Suicide off at the last Second, Wow Folks This One Is
Getting Good, Suicide Drops The Leg Drop On Krypton
And Hooks The Pin Again
1..................2...........Kickout Again From
Krypton, Suicide Lifts Krypton to His Feet She
Positions Him Looks Like She's Going to Try to End
this One With the......Yes Suicide Hits The Self
Execution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All Of A Sudden The Masked Man Comes Running From The
Back While Venom Is Right Behind Him The Two Start
Fighting on the Entrance Ramp, The Masked Man Kicks
Venom in the gut and Runs in the Ring)
Suicide is Caught off guard here folks and so is the
Referee, Suicide Is Taking on the Masked man Trying
to get him out of the ring But Here Comes Venom The
two Start Exchanging blows Again But This Time Suicide
Is Caught Between Them Venom Clawing at the Masked
man, The Ref Is Trying to stop this But They push him
out of the Way Venom Throws a Huge Kick But The
Masked man Ducks And Venom Hits Suicide In the Head
Knocking her out cold to the mat, Venom is distracted
momentarily allowing the Masked man To Escape Out of
the ring and through the Crowd, Venom Sees him Leave
and takes off after him......Krypton Makes it up to
His Feet He sees Suicide Knocked Out Cold he has a
Smile On His face Folks That stretches from ear to Ear
Krypton quickly Makes the Cover
1..................2.............not like
This............3.....And We now Have A NEW
X-Division Champion Krypton is The New X-Division
Champion, poor Amy She Got Screwed in this one Folks
Krypton Will Face Venom For The X-division Title What
A Horrible Way to Win. We'll Be Back After these
Messages
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(Camera Scans Over the Atlanta Crowd As The Voice Of
Tony Reynolds is Over Heard)
Tony Reynolds: Welcome Back Folks It's Been quite a
night thus Far Right, As The Masked Man Has Yet Again
Struck in a Matter of Sorts, he tried to Escape Venom
but as You are about to See It Came at a Price
:::::::::video
Replays:::::::::
The Ref Is Trying to stop this But They push him out
of the Way Venom Throws a Huge Kick But The Masked
man Ducks And Venom Hits Suicide In the Head Knocking
her out cold to the mat, Venom is distracted
momentarily allowing the Masked man To Escape Out of
the ring and through the Crowd, Venom Sees him Leave
and takes off after him......Krypton Makes it up to
His Feet He sees Suicide Knocked Out Cold he has a
Smile On His face Folks That stretches from ear to Ear
Krypton quickly Makes the Cover
1..................2.............not like
This............3.....And We now Have A NEW
X-Division Champion!!!!
::::::::::::::Replay Ends:::::::::::::::
Tony Reynolds: and That was The Scene a Few Minutes
ago Sofia What A Odd night Terrell Yelder's Problems
are Starting To Affect other Wrestlers Now
Sofia Reynolds: Without a doubt, I mean Amy Suicide
Had the title Retained Till The masked man came out
and Mucked it Up for her by running in the Ring, but
What is the Idea Why is he running from venom i Mean
He Openly Challenges The Empire and Dares Any Of them
to Step to him but When they Do he runs I mean it's
Just Confusing
Tony Reynolds: Who Knows Why That Nutcase does What he
does... Folks i Understand We have something going In
the New X-Division Champion's Lockeroom Lets go to
Check it out
(Camera cuts to Krypton's locker room Where the
Champion is Celebrating)
Krypton: Yeah Baby X Title I told You Krim I Told You
Baby Your Boy is the Best thing in Wrestling My God
No....Better yet I'm a God I Am A Wrestling God Did
You See Me Out There It Was too Easy it was like as if
I had nothing to do with it at all hahah I mean I
Don't Remember what i did Man But it Must Have Been
Fantastic Cause I'M holding this Baby Wooooooooo!!!!!
> From this Moment I Swear I Will Never Let Down My
Kryptoians
Kriminal: Kryptonians????? dude Have You Been smoking
Crack, The Masked Man and Venom Cost Suicide The Title
You Just Got Lucky hahaha
Krypton: Hey Man You Know What I'm sick of You Dude,
You Know when We Were The tag Champions I Carried You
the Whole Time, I Am a Wrestling God You Should Thank
Your Lucky Stars that i Let you team With Me!!!!!
Kriminal: Yup it's Official you need to Go to Rehab
You Must Be Smoking Crack If You Think You Had to
carry Me anywhere You Little Bitch You Know What Take
that Title and shove it up your Ass, Tonight I Will
Make a Damn Impact or I'll Quit, tonight After Zelot
And Pimp do there Thing I'm Going to Outright
Challenge The Winner to A Retirement World title Match
(crowd Cheers) Then after I win the World Championship
Then Kryp We'll Know Who Exactly Carried Who, later
Dumbass
(Kriminal
Leaves the Lockeroom)
Krypton: that Son Of A Bitch You Wanna Be A Champion
Krim...........Okay We'll See Who carried Who?
(camera Shows Tony And Sofia
Reynolds At the Announce Desk)
Sofia Reynolds: holy shit my Boy Kriminal Is Going To
Challenge The Winner of tonight's title Match in a
Retirement Match Awesome Dude Finally We'll see a
World title Around the Waist Of Kriminal
Tony Reynolds: Should Be a very Interesting Match But
Right Now It's Time For A Grudge Match of sorts In
this Business Folks These Gentlemen go from Company to
Company and Unfortunately Sometimes Men Just Rub Each
Other The Wrong Way Our Next Contest is an Example of
this in Our Sister Fed the Iwf Junior division Xwa
Intercontinental Champion Shane Meadows Has Been
Involved in a Brutal and hate filled Rivalry With
Former Junior League Champion Jason Steele Tonight
These Gentlemen Have Decided They Want to Settle their
Differences here In The Xwa So tonight in The Xwa's
First Inter promotional match Up Shane Meadows Vs
Jason Steele Let's Go to the Ring..........
(Bell Rings)
Devon Shire: the Following Contest is a
Interpromtional match And Is Scheduled for One Fall
(Number One
Spot By Ludacris Plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to The Ring Hailing From San
Francisco, California He Stands At ^'4 and weighs In
at 270 Pounds he is The Xwa Intercontinental Champion
of the World Ladies And Gentlemen The NEW F"N GAME
SHANE MEADOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd Pops Wildly)
Tony Reynolds: This Kid Has A Bright Future Folks,
Last Week He Defeated The Legendary Zanyon To Claim
the title in what is sure to be a Upset of the year
Candidate
(Intro to
Remember by Disturbed Plays
Devon Shire: And His opponent Coming to the Ring
Weighing In at 215 pounds and standing at a height of
6'2 Representing The junior league of the IWf Hailing
> From Los Angles California He Is The Real Deal JASON
STEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds: this Should be a Real Mixing of Styles
Here Folks Shane Meadows is the bigger and likes to
Use his Power, While is Is The lighter and Has Very
Quick Reflex's This Should a Blockbuster.
And Here We Go folks, Steele And Meadows circle one
another, sizing each other up and they finally lock
up. Steele pushes Meadows back to the ropes and
connects with a knee to the midsection. Steele whips
Meadows into the ropes, and catches him right under
the chin with a clothesline, Steele bounces off the
ropes and connects with a Elbow drop To the Chest Of
Meadows. Steele dominating the I.c Champion so Far,
Steele Hooks the leg and goes for the Pin
1.........2..........kickout by the Game. The Real
Deal pulls Meadows To his Feet And Goes For the
Vertical Suplex but Meadows Powers Out of it And Grabs
Steele by the Throat and Slams Him with the SitDown
Power Bomb!!! he Goes for the Pin
1..................................2..................Kickout
by Steele!!! Meadows Lifts Steele To his Feet and
Drives a series of knees to his Midsection, Meadows
Pushes Steele Into The Ropes And Hits Him With the
Irish Whip, Steele Comes Back Ducks The Clothesline
Hits The Other Side, Meadows drops his Head in
Anticipation of the Backbody Drop But Steele hits
Meadows with the fameasser!!!! Steele Rolls Meadows
Over and Goes For the Pin
1............................................2................Meadows
Kicks Out With Authority!!!!!!!!!! Steele Frustrated
Kicks Meadows in the Chest Stopping him from Getting
to his feet. Meadows Is Getting the Business From
Jason Steele, Steele Pulls Meadows to his Feet by the
hair, He Kicks Meadows in the gut and drives into the
Mat With a Brutal tornado DDT!!, Steele Springs boards
Off the Middle rope and Goes For the Lionsault, but
Meadows Rolls Out of the Way and Steele goes Crashing
to the Mat, Meadows Finally gets a Break Meadows gets
to his feet he Lifts Steele Up And Tosses him on his
shoulders he Hits him With the End Level!!!!!!!
Meadows Goes For the Pin
1.................................2........................................3
And This One is Over Folks Shane Meadows pulls out the
Win, Great Match By Steele But Meadows Continue's his
Roll
(Shane Meadows Lifts Jason Steele To his Feet
Extends His Hand To Steele)
Tony Reynolds: What a Show of Sportsmanship her Folks,
Steele and Meadows shaking Hands Here, My God Look
Out Shane!!!!
(Zanyon Comes Out of nowhere And Cracks Meadows In the
Back of The Head With a Steele Chair)
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sofia : Damn
Tony Reynolds: What a Deafing Chair Shot!!!! What The
Hell??!!!!! Damn Zanyon!!!
Zanyon: Next Week Jobber Next Week I Take Back MY
TITLE BE Ready!!!!!!!! (Zanyon Then lifts the chair
and Hits Meadows with another brutal Chair Shot to The
Back!!!
Crowd: boos
(Suddenly Asylum, Morty Goldstein And Matt Elliot Run
Down the Entrance Ramp And Chases Zanyon From The Ring
Tony Reynolds: The Gold Club Makes The Save But I'm
Afraid The Damage Has Been Done We'll Be Right Back
After These Messages Folks.
::::::::::::Commercial
Break:::::::::::::
Next Week Live On Malevolence They'll be a
Punishing Fatal Four Way For The World Title But Who
Will Be Champion Will it be Drunken Zelot Fresh off
his title win over Alex Kain or Will Powda Pimp Derail
Zelot's Plans Tune In Next Week To Find Out
:::::::::::::Commercial Ends:::::::::::::::
Tony Reynolds: Welcome back Folks, Our Next Contest of
the Night is The Xwa Debut match Of a Legend and The
Television return of a Xwa Former Hardcore Champion
Let' go to the Ring
(Gun Shots are heard over the P.a As
Meltdown By Ash Plays)
Devon Shire Coming to The Ring From Aberdeen,
Scotland Weighing In at 269 Pounds And Standing At a
Height of 6'3 He is The Sniper!!!! Bad News
KINNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Tony Reynolds: Kinnes One Hell of a Wrestler His
Career Is Riddled with Title after Title the Man is a
Legend last week he made his Xwa Debut when he was
the special Ref for the Alex Kain/Drunken Zelot title
match Last Week However Alex Kain The Now Former World
Champion took Exception And Well Just Take A look
Folks
:::::Video
Replay Starts::::::
Tony Reynolds: Whoa Ladies and Gentlemen, Kain Is not
Happy He and Kinnes are arguing In the ring,
Kain: What the hell were they thinking Bringing you
In, You Dumb fuck
(Alex Kain Shoves Kinnes to the Ground,Kinnes Climbs
Quickly to his Feet and Tackles kain to the Mat the
Two start Exchanging blows)
Tony Reynolds: This Is Out of control Folks, Kinnes
the ref and Kain the Wrestler are Fighting , Kinnes
lifts Kain up and Tosses him in the Corner, Kinnes
Goes for the Clothesline and Misses Kain Ducks out of
The way and Hits Kinnes with the Fatal rose Kick, Kain
is Standing Over the fallen Kinnes Talking Trash,
(Unknown to Kain Drunken Zelot Has awoken and made it
to his feet he Sees Kain Distracted and Runs Up Behind
and Hits Him with The Say Goodnight Gracie)
Tony Reynolds: Good Night Gracie Good Night Gracie
Good Night Gracie Zelot Collapses On top of Kain,
Kinnes Shakes Off the Kick and makes the Count
1...............2..................3. ZELOT WINS
ZELOT WINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devon Shire: Your Winner of the Match and The NEW XWA
WORLD CHAMPION DRUNKEN ZELOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
:::::::::Video
Ends::::::::
Tony Reynolds: Kain In My Opinion Cost himself the
title i Mean if he had just knocked of the Crap he
might have Retained Well Anyway It's Time for Kinnes
Opponent to Make His Time To the Ring.......
(Superman by Eminem
Hits Over the P.a)
Tony Reynolds: wait What The heck Man
It's......................
Sofia Reynolds: ALEX Kain Damn he's Hot
Tony Reynolds: Easy There Tiger, why is Kain out
Here??
(Alex Kain In Street Clothes Walks Out on the Entrance
Ramp with a Microphone and a Bag in his hand)
Kain: Kinnes, Kinnes, Kinnes, Man You Don't Have to
Worry About Wrestling Tonight Chump Stain Cause I'm
Going to give You a Break
Tony Reynolds: What the hell is he Talking about?
Kain: You See Kinnes Last Week You Cost Me MY WORLD
Title But My Mama The Gem That She is Always Taught me
to forgive and forget so I'm Going to give your Sorry
euro Trash Ass a Chance To take your Ball and Go home,
That's Right This time and this time Only I'm Not
Going to kick Your poor white trash Irish Ass, so I
Brought Your Bag Kinnes Filled it with all your tacky
Clothes and I Even Got your Car Keys Right here for
You so You Can go Ahead And Leave Xwa right now
without any Problems From The Champ
Kinnes: (Scottish Accent) So What Your Saying Alex Is
that Your a Pussy?
Crowd:oooooooooooooooooooooo
Sofia: Whoa hahaha
Kain:(yelling) HEY listen YOU son OF A BITCH DO you
KNOW WHAT YOU COST ME DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH
TO WIN THAT TITLE AND YOUR STUPID British ass cost ME
my title!!!
Kinnes: FIRST Of all you Piece of Crap!!!! Scottish
Blood Pumps through These veins and don't you Ever in
your life forget it!!!!!! (crowd Cheers) Second , I
Didn't cost You Anything Zelot Kicked Your Ass You
didn't Deliver (Crowd Pops) , third I Joined Xwa
Because I Wanted to Get Back in the Wrestling Game And
in My Whole Career I've Never Quit or as you put it
Take My Ball and Go Home, that Is Unless Alex You
Wanna Make Me? I Mean If your Half The Man You Claim
Why Don't You walk Your sorry Ass Down That Ramp And
Step In the Ring with "the Sniper" (crowd Cheers)
Kain: hahah nah not going to make you Happy I am a
Former World Champion Besides Tonight I'm Looking to
Good to Wrestle You see this Suit this is a thousand
Dollar Suit, 400 dollar Alligator Shoes I'm Not
Wrestling tonight hahaha, However Since You want a
Shot At me So Bad There Kinnes Next Week I'll Have a
"Special Enforcer" Here On Malevolence Now If You
Manage to Beat Him Then I'll You have the Opportunity
to Take On The Next Xwa world Champion!!!!! In fact
I'd Like to Let The Owner of this Company Know that I
want in that Fatal Four way match Next week for the
World Title I Deserve it Dam nit I'm THE Dark
Romeo!!!!
Crowd Boos
Kain: You People Need to Shut the Hell Up!!!!
Crowd: Ass hole Ass hole Ass hole Ass Hole Ass Hole
Ass Hole!!!!!!
Kinnes: Once Again Alex You've got A Whole Arena Of
People Calling You what your mother's called You Since
Birth an ASSHOLE!!!!!
Crowd Cheers
Kinnes: You Know What Alex I Accept I'll Beat whoever
you send Up against Me And Then I'm Coming for You
Kain: Heheh What Ever I'm Euro Trash
(Kain Drops the Microphone and tosses Kinnes bag into
the crowd as superman by Eminem Hits and he walks to
the back)
(Camera shows Mary Jane Montez Standing Outside the
Empire Locker room looking Frantic When Synyster &
Shane Montez Walks Up)
(Shane Montez) MJ What's Wrong?!!!!
(Mary Jane Montez) Venom Is Still Missing he Hasn't
come Back Yet I'm Worried!!!!
(Synyster) look Venom Is a Big Guy why Are You so
Worried???
(Mary Jane Montez looks at Shane Montez)
Shane Montez: Hey Syn Man Why don't You check on Joe
One Last time, before he goes out there he has a Title
to Win, we Wanna make sure he's 100%
(Synyster) Un..... Okay Shane
(Synyster walks into the Locker room of the Empire
Leaving Mary Jane Montez and Shane Montez)
(Mary Jane Montez) Look You fucking Find him Shane
(Shane Montez) Little Sister Who the Hell am I, I'll
find Him I'm Sure He's Okay
(camera Cuts up front to
Tony and Sofia Reynolds)
Tony Reynolds: What the Hell is Going on Between Mary
Jane Montez and Venom?
Sofia Reynolds: Like i Said Before and I'll say it
Again Mary Jane Montez is Two Timing Terrell Yelder
with Venom that Simple
Tony Reynolds: Now See that's how rumors get started
Sofia You don't know what the story is
Sofia Reynolds: all i see is a Girl Crying over a Guy
who isn't her Boyfriend
Tony Reynolds: Who Knows what's Going on Maybe we'll
find out maybe we won't At any cost folks it's Time
For our Main Event Of the Night As The World
Championship is Up For Grabs Lets go to the
ring.......
(bell rings)
(Boulevard of Broken
Dreams" by Green Day plays )
Devon Shire: Coming to The Ring Hailing From the Red
Light district Of Portland , Oregon, Standing at a
Height of 6'8 and Weighing in at 243 Pounds he is one
half of the Xwa Tag Team Champions Ladies and
Gentlemen Here is POWDA
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony Reynolds:Terrell Yelder The leader of the Empire
following close behind, Powda Pimp The Target of an
Attack By the masked Man Earlier in the Night He Seems
None the Wary Though He Won't Let Anything like a
Simple Super kick Stop him from Trying to Claim the
World Title
Sofia Reynolds; Yeah Yeah Whatever He Still Has To Get
pass My Zelly In order for that to Happen Zelot is Red
Hot Right Now i Say Zelot Walks In the champ and he
walks Out the Champ.
Tony Reynolds: We'll soon see cause Here comes the
Champ
(Faint
by Linkin Park plays)
Devon Shire: Coming to the Ring He hails from
Elizabeth, New Jersey, Standing at a height of 6'3
and weighing in at 247 Pounds HE IS THE Reigning XWA
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD he is THE DRUNKEN
ZELOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crowd Cheers Wildly)
Tony Reynolds: The world Champion coming out to much
fan fare Zelot now on his Second World Title Reign has
a tough Defense ahead of him.......
(bell ring)
And here we go folks Pimp and Drunken Zelot circle
one another and then they lock up. Zelot gets the
early advantage with the headlock, Zelot works back
around into a hammerlock, and he pushes Pimp away.
Pimp with a Look of respect on his Face. That Was
Pretty Good Folks, Pimp And Zelot Lock up again this
time pimp Gets the Advantage With the Headlock, Ptp
Works his way back around into a Hammerlock and He
pushes Zelot into the corner, Oh folks I'm liking this
They could go back and forth like this all night,
Drunken Zelot charges Toward the challenger, Pimp
grabs Him By the Arm and whips him into the ropes,
Zelot Bounces off the Ropes, He ducks the Clotheslines
and hits Pimp in the Jaw with the Super kick!! The
Champion goes for the Cover
1............................2 ..Pimp kicks out, Pimp
has got to be sick of everyone Super kicking him.
Zelot lifts pimp up in the air and Hits him with a
body slam, Zelot Clearly in Control here, the Champion
climbs the top Rope and Connects With a The six Star
Press!!!!! Zelot goes for the pin
1.................................................................................................2...................................................
kickout by Pimp!!! Zelot Cannot Believe He Kicked out
of that and frankly neither can I. Zelot Lifts A Limp
and Tired Pimp to his feet, But Pimp Counters with the
Small package
1....................................2...........kickout
by Zelot, pimp springs to his feet but he gets Mowed
over By A Brutal Clothesline From the world
Champion!!!! Zelot needs to watch his step with pimp
he almost got him there. Zelot Lifts The Challenger up
and Tosses him into the Corner, Zelot Charges In the
Corner And Goes For the Splash but Pimp rolls out of
the way and Zelot hits his midsection on the
turnbuckle, Pimp Grabs Zelot by the back of the neck
and Drops him to the Mat with the Reverse Neck
Breaker, Pimp goes For the Cover
1.............................................2....................................kickout
by the champion. Pimp Looking tired Lifts Zelot to his
Feet , He Lifts him on his shoulder, looks like we'll
see The Pimp Slap, Pimp Lifts Him up And Connects With
the Pimp Slap
1..................................................................2.............................Kickout
By The Champ. What A Battle, I can't See Either One
at this point being able to accept a Challenge From
Kriminal.Pimp picks up Zelot but the champion counters
with a small package
1............................2...........Reverse
1........................................2 Reverse
1.............................2 kickout By Pimp, Both
Climb to their Feet They Stare down each other then
Start Brawling wildly in the center of the ring, A
right By Zelot to the jaw of Pimp, Pimp counters with
a Right of his Own, the Two Are going at it toe to toe
Back and forth, What A Fight the Crowd is On it's
Feet, Zelot Gets The Advantage with a Thumb to the
Throat of Pimp, Zelot Whips Pimp into the ropes, Pimp
comes Back, Zelot Goes for the Clothesline But pimp
ducks and runs against The other ropes, Pimp Comes off
the Rope And Connects With a Flying Clothesline, Pimp
Lifts Zelot up he goes for the pimp Slap but Zelot
Floats Off his Shoulder Zelot Kicks Pimp in the
Midsection, he grabs pimp by the Head he runs at the
Corner he attempts the Good night Gracie But Pimp
Shoves him off, Zelot lands on His Feet, Pimp turns
Him Around and nails him with the Kick to the Gut, he
Lifts him up PIMP SLAP OUT OF NOW
WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He Goes for the Cover
1.....................................................................2......................................................................................
.....................................................3
AND PIMP IS THE NEW WORLD
CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devon Shire: You Winner of the Match and The NEW WORLD
CHAMPION HERE IS POWDA PIMP
Tony Reynolds: What a Match Folks Pimp completes the
Sweep as the Empire Dominates!!! I can't Believe this
What are We Going To Fill the Rest of the show with we
have Like 30 minutes Left?
Sofia Reynolds: I Don't Know?
(Criminal By Eminem Plays)
Tony Reynolds: Oh Folks We Forgot all About Him , It's
Kriminal!!!!!!
Kriminal: Pimp Let me first Say Congratulations to You
on Winning the World Title, but I want a Piece of your
Ass Right here and right Now, and If I Can't walk out
of Atlanta The world Champion Then I'll Retire Right
here Right Now,
Kriminal Tosses Down The Mic And Rushes Pass Terrell
Yelder and Slides under the Bottom rope Pimp Cuts him
off with a Stomp to the back of the head and i guess
we have a match Sofia, Pimp pulls Kriminal to his Feet
and Whips him into the ropes, Kriminal comes Off the
rope he Ducks the Clothesline, Kriminal grabs pimp by
the Back of the Head and hits him with a Backbreaker,
Kriminal goes for the cover
1...............................................................2...................kickout
by the Champion, Pimp is In Serious Trouble here
Folks, Kriminal Lifts the champion to his feet And
lifts him up and whips him into the ropes, and
connects with a head scissors takedown, Kriminal Runs
Up into the corner and Spring Boards off the
Turnbuckle he goes for the Moonsault but Pimp Catches
him and Tosses Him on his Should, He looks for the
Pimp Slap but Kriminal floats out of it Kriminal Turns
Pimp Around And Smashes his head in with the Death
Sentence!!!!!!! Kriminal has Pimp beat
(all of a Sudden Krypton comes
Running out of back with a chair in his hand and
enters the ring)
It's Krypton what the Hell is He Doing...........
(krypton smacks Kriminal in the head with the chair)
Sofia Reynolds:No What the hell is he Doing,!!!!!!!
(Krypton with a smile on his Face Grabs Pimp and
Drapes him over A Fallen Kriminal)
No God Not like This
1....................2......................3 And
Thanks To Krypton Kriminal's Career Has Come to an End
what a Damn Betrayal By Krypton and this Crowd is
Letting him Have It!!!!!!
(Crowd Boos Wildly)
(Krypton Slides out of the Ring and Walks Up the
Entrance Ramp with a smile on his Face as Powda Pimp
Holds The title Belt High As Several members of the
empire Make Their Way to the Ring They Kick Kriminal
out of the Ring As Synyster and Shane Montez Lift
Pimp on Their Shoulders
::The Xtremeatron goes to static and shows a dark
room. A man, in a mask sitting on a chair in the
corner looks up::
Masked Man: Oh Congratulations Pimp look at everybody
Celebrating, You all looks so.......so Happy I bet i
can change that huh Terrell. Terrell you changed me,
when you did what you did. You didn't make an enemy,oh
no, you made an uncontrollable being. You made someone
that was once sane, INSANE! You destroyed a mans soul,
now you will pay for your sins. You have sentenced
yourself,TO DEATH. And at Ring of Honor, it will be
death by crucifixion. And no one will be able to help
you Yelder. Not Venom,Not Mary-Jane.......NOONE!
::The camera fades out as the man holds his hands in
prayer and laughs silently.....a quote flashes across
the Xtremeatron::
"Fear the Unknown, Expect the Unexpected." - A Rule of
Order
Masked man: And Just for You Mary Jane Like I Promised
Someone Has Heard The Word.......................
::The ominous cross once again lowers down from above
as it shows a bloody And Lifeless Venom strapped to
it::
(Mary Jane Montez Screams In Horror As Venom Lies
motionless on the Cross)
Tony Reynolds: Oh My God folks I've never seen
anything Like that in my life Oh God What the hell,
This is The Sickest thing I've ever seen Hello Can
Someone Get him Down!!!!
(The Cross Is Slowly Lowered on the Entrance Ramp as
Several Backstage staff and Ems Attend to Venom as The
Empire Runs up the Entrance Ramp)
Sofia Reynolds: This Masked Guy Is Out of Control
Tony Reynolds: See You next Week Folks, Un My God
(Mary Jane Montez With Tears in Her Eyes Holds Venom's
Head in Her lap as The Camera Fades to Black)
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