Hello. And Welcome. So, here's the deal. I got bored, and made a page. If you look through it, I give a 45% guarantee that you will be satisfied with my intellectual content. If you aren't, I'll give you a dollar.
*** a side note ** Thank you to all who signed the Petition! We got over 450 signatures, and I sent it in to the proper "peeps". And thank you Brian, my good friend, for helping by posting a link on your website. Hopefully this won't be the end for Undeclared.**
*** another side note. If you feel like wasting hard earned money on crappy stuff, check out my two new CafePress stores. Oh yes. Someone got bored. Someone got bored reeeeal bad. Store #1, with cool and funny WORD SHIRTS, YO. Store #2. A store dedicated to my lovely friend, Arty the Heart (Valentine's Day inspired!)
P.S. If you are the screaming kid that is on the top of this "main page" dealy, and you don't want to be on top of this "main page" dealy, I am sorry for the inconvenience that I may have caused you.
The Basics --- Pictures. Bio. All the webpage essentials that you find on every other page. It may not all be there yet, but believe me. It will be. Oh, it will be.
Click here to learn about my wicked cool friends.
Go here for a short little bio on who I really, truly am. And when you think you know all there is to know about me, take the quiz! Wow, egotism has never felt so good before.
Click here for some of my favorite song lyrics.
No page is complete without having a section of my most favorite links.
The Essays --- No, don't freak out. My webpage is like an endless weekend with no homework. But I've included little essays to give my page some depth. They're kind of fun.
Click here to read about fantasy world vs. reality world. Watch fantasy world kick reality world in the ass!
This page is a page dedicated to my favorite show, which is a shame to the Nielsen ratings.
Childhood fears sting. You can read about mine here!
Were you a fan of New Kids on the Block? Are you in denial? Click here
TV sitcoms just never get it right. Read here and see why the viewers stop watching. (And look, I finally fixed this link.)
Here is where I mindlessly and indirectly yell at the Olsen Twins. Oh, you know you hate 'em too.
Miscellaneous --- Stuff that just doesn't belong. Stuff without a home. Stuff that my page would love to include.
Finally, a real and true tribute to Dennis Haskins!
Newsflash! Winona Ryder is a klepto!
Top Two Thousand and One Reasons Why Angela Lansbury is evil, wrapped up in a sesame seed bun. Oh, It's not pretty.
Do you watch the movie Bring It On for anything other than the extra car wash footage? Then try your luck at the ultimate Bring It On quiz.
Like Scary E-mail? Check out this page. *Updated Jan 22*
And look who has a guestbook. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Sign it.
