Hello people and welcome to the second edition of Andersons
Verdict.
This edition will mainly be boasting about the fact that my number
1 associate Thorn, beat the living hell out of Brad Mason and
walked away from the first VCW event with the Heavyweight Championship
secured tightly around his waist. I cannot think of any other
wrestler on the current roster more worthy or deserving, and it
is a credit to the mans credentials and dedication that
has got him where he is today.
Thorn and I enjoyed many glasses of champagne courtesy of my butler
after the event, and hopefully his victory will be the first of
many.
Exile definitely was an event to remember, but it didnt
all quite go as planned. For starters, I, the great James Anderson
III experienced more disrespect and vile behavior by a number
of my employees than was necessary. I mean, the nerve of that
weasel of a cameraman for instance, was simply appalling. Who
does he think he is, stepping into MY ring and reeling off some
street thug-like word attack on the man whom puts food on his
table and pays his bills!
Might I add that he showed up 15 minutes late the next morning
when he was ordered to clean my Mercedes, and he did a hopeless
job of that too! He is a perfect example of a low class scum,
a type of person that I avidly try and steer clear of. I was pleased
with the crowd turn-out, but hopefully the next event will not
only attract more people, but people who respect higher class
members of society.
The crowd at Exile mostly consisted of common street people,
who could barely afford the $2 admission fee. This was proved
when some crazed old Italian man physically attacked me during
the main event ladder match between the great and magnificent
specimen of mankind Thorn, and that lowlife Brad Mason. Here I
was, checking if Thorn was okay after he was un-fairly hit with
a ladder by Mason, when I felt a stinging left jab to the side
of my head.
It is behavior like this that has forced me to tighten security,
and hire personal bodyguards. It isnt my fault I have brains,
movie star good looks and a charming personality. Not to mention
the millions of dollars sitting in my bank account. So why attack
me in jealousy?
It goes to show you how society has changed, because back in
the day when James Anderson Senior was my age, there was no way
he would ever have encountered the amount of disrespect or outrageous
behavior towards his good self that I have. Along with Thorn,
I intend to change the views of you small minded inbreeds out
there. And to all the wrestlers, I warn you now, show any sort
of disrespect towards me, and Thorn will beat some manners and
respect into you for me!
One wrestler that has really got on my nerves lately, other
than Brad Mason, is the Hellraiser. This guy looks like he just
crawled out of a dumpster, yet for some god-forsaken reason, the
crowd cheers him like he is Jesus! I intend to put an end to the
Hellraisers wrestling career, starting at the next show
when he will be facing my handpicked opponent. Of course, his
opponent will be Thorn, and the title will be on the line. I was
considering making it a non-title match, but I am 100% confident
that Thorn will annihilate Hellraiser in such a manner that he
will never be fit to wrestle again.
So good luck to you Hellraiser, and may you not only pray for
money to buy breakfast, but also pray that Thorn doesnt
leave you lifeless after the next show. It should be my finest
hour.
Until then, take care and keep your cardboard boxes off my freshly
mowed lawn. Thank you.
Mr. James Anderson III,
Victorian Championship Wrestling CEO