Sorry mate, too sophisticated for us. How bout you?

• 1)I am thirsty. So is it...a)tea. b)wine c)vodka, cider and ribena in one bottle
• 2)I need some hash for weekend. Ignore what u WANT, it's what u can afford. u end up wiv...a)1/8. b)1oz c)teenth.barely!
• 3)I need a shag. Where are my standards? a)I can wait til i meet someone nice. b)that man over there looks nice. maybe we should get to know each other. c)men's toilets.now.
• 4)The total no. of decent people I've been with in your life amount to a)1. b)minus no.s c)2 or more
• 5)My smoking habits are: a)fags n puff. b)anything goes (this includes kitchen herbs, people...) b)i dont smoke/just puff
• 6)School. It is a)a good place to see my friends. b)a wonderful learning establishment. c)a place to get on everybody's tits and leering at rosie i a bonus. leer is such a harsh word...
• 7)The word diet means a)pain b)celery c)i am always on a diet
• 8)I fancy a)a cup of tea b)everybody c)freezing my arse off on the streets somewhere because no-one has anywhere to go
• 9)I am a)happy b)adventurous c)dumped/in an unhappy relationship
• 10)My circle of friends are best described as a)the gays b)the tramps c)the wieners
• 11)The best thing about sophie nash is a)the dog story b)her beauty c)she's a nu-metal kid
• 12)How popular are you in your year? a)100% b)60-70% c)10-50%
• 13)You lot amount to a)omnivores, a veggie and a veganish b)2 veggies and some omnivores c)a lpumber and a couple of brickies
• 14)The group's politics are...a)communist, national front, capitalist and 2 unknown b)conservative socialist and 3 dont knows c)communist and 4 dont knows
• 15)What is 5+5? a)go awaaaaay! b)10 c)a number

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SCORING...questions.....1a=1 b=5 c=10..... 2a=5 b=1 c=10.....3a=1 b=3 c=10..... 4a=5 b=10 c=0..... 5a=10 b=3 c=10..... 6a=2 b=0 c=10..... 7a=10 b=0 c=10.....8a=10 b=10 c=10..... 9a=2 b=2 c=10..... 10a=0 b=10 c=0..... 11a=10 b=5 c=2...... 12a=0 b=1 c=10......13a=10 b=0 c=0...... 14a=10 b=0 c=0...... 15a=10 b=0 c=5 ............................................. ......................Ola that was the quiz and here are the scores. if you got ***120-150 congratulations, u might want to rethink your entire personality. you are one of us ***90-119 almost there my friend. get yourself down to jaywick ***60-89 try harder next time! or cheat! ***30-59 you're a bit shit really aren't u. ***0-29 well done u probably aren't social lepers like us. give yourself a pat on the back. hey, at least your arm wont fall off! or be chewed off by angry year tens who actually. want. to. do. maths. GAYS!!!!!!!!_____________________________________________________________________i would like to dedicate this page to florence who thinks i am a "rosie wannabe". i am not... i am a tramp and proud. rather be a tramp than an opera singin freak with a face like a weasel's arse.