A black Lexus SC430 pulls up to Madison Square Garden's parking lot. A group of reporters anxiously standing in awe of who might be getting out.
Tom - Wow Chris look at all these people who have showed up for our special day. They even set up a tent and everything for us, we so rule.
Chris - Dude, they are waiting here for the Rangers, its media day. Our tent is over there, where it says XWF. Thats not for us
Tom looks over and ses a run down tent with the words XWF on it. There are 2 people standing there, one is JR and the other is a woman standing holding a sign.
Tom - Ok I know thats JR, but who is the chick, it isn't, nah it can't be.
Chris - Who else would be holding up a sign that says "I love Tom Benny"
This strange woman comes running up and jumps on top of Tom and starts sexually attacking him. Chris smartly grabs the keys and gets in the car and drives away.
Tom - Charisma, what are you doing here? I had a restraing order on you.
Charisma - Tom, you know I'm your #1 fan, I'm here to support you, and I LOVE YOU.
Tom - Ok, I'm going to go over and interview with JR, when I'm done I expect you to be out of here.
Charisma - Don't worry, I'll be here waiting for you my love.
JR - Let me be the first one to welcome you to the XWF Tom, please tell us about yourself.
Tom - Well thank you JR, it's an honor to be in your presence. I have been waiting for a long time to arrive here, and it feels great to finally get here.
JR - Please tell us about yout past, where are you from, experience, what plans do you have here in the XWF?
Tom - Well I am an accomplished amateur wrestler, plus I guarantee I am the smartest man here in the XWF. With the help of my tag partner Chris Cain, the tag team competition is ours.
Charisma comes running over and holds up an autographed picture of Chris.
Charisma - That's him! He is super sexy.
The black Lexus drive right into the XWF tent. Chris emerges from it visably shaken.
Tom - I'm doing an interview Chris, stop ruining it. I know Charisma said you were sexy but that was no reason to try and take your life.
Chris falls on the ground and Charisma runs over and starts to give him CPR
Tom - Well anyway to start again, I hail from a little town called Aspen. I was the state wrestling champion, tops in my class, I guess you could say I was "All American". After finishing my grand high school career I decided to attend Harvard School Of Law. I graduated from that, it was simply too easy for me. The USA wrestling coach kept calling me wanting me to come try out for his olympic team. That was a joke, wrestle for nothing, I can buy my own gold medal. I would of demolished any competition they sent my way. With my smarts, my wrestling, and my god awful good looks the XWF will be mine in no time soon, well Chris might help a little.
Chris recovers from the accident and realizes the Charisma had been giving him CPR. He gets up and looks at Tom and starts chasing after him. Charisma tries to stop Tom, but gets in Chris's way and ends up getting knocked down. Both men look at her and walk away
Charisma - Isn't anyone going to help me!
Both men walk over and stand next to JR.
JR - Well it's great to have you guys here, but is she coming along?
Chris - Of course, we need some entertainment in our lives.
Charisma is trying to get up but just keeps rolling from side to side.
Tom - We are here to have fun, and take care of business. Anybody who wants a challenge, we are open to it, just bring it. We are too smart, and just way too good. You can try and keep up with us, but will end up just watching us from afar.
Chris - That was good I liked it.
Tom - Yeah it was pretty sweet, how are we getting home though you trashed my car?
Charisma finally manages to get back to her feet
Charisma - I have my car!
The scene slowly fades away as Charisma drives away in her Ford Mustang, and she is followed by Chris and Tom on tricycles.
Chris - Beats driving with her.
Tom - I wouldn't talk your the one who made out with her.
Chris knocks Tom over as this interview ends