Two guys are standing in behind a counter looking bored.

Chris - Damn this is boring, what are we doing here?

Tom - Working.

Chris - Is that what you call it?

Tom has his hands down his pants while looking down at a porn magazine.

Tom - Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

Two ladies walk in the store and up to where Tom and Chris are standing

Chris - Hey Charisma. Hey baby.

Charisma - Tom take your hand out of your pants. Don't you get enough pleasure from me?

Charisma does a pelvic thrust and the fat jiggles for the next 5 minutes

Chris - Mezmorizing... wait a second you've slept with Charisma? Dude, that's just wrong.

Tom - She gave me fifty dollars.

Charisma - Stop lying Tom. You love me.

Charisma leans over the counter to kiss Tom but loses her balance and flips over the counter and hits the floor. The aftershock is like that of an earthquake.

Tom - So Chris who is this lady?

Chris - It's Eve, don't you recognize her?

Tom - Why her, she's kinda ugly?

Eve - What did you just say?

Eve bitch slaps Tom.

Chris - That's why I got her, she's got a great attitude and she's a great person.

Charisma - Don't beat down my man, whore!

Charisma and Eve get into a clash and for no aparent reason the sprinklers go off and Eve and Charisma rip off their shirts and start dancing around in the water.

Chris - AUGH! Tell your woman to put her shirt back on. That's just repulsive.

Tom runs to the bathroom to vomit.

Chris - I suppose I should get down to business. I guess I supposed to write about how I'm going to kick Kurt Angles ass in a match and take that piece of tin he calls a title. But we all know that it would happen if this hypothetical match took place because really, Kurt Angle is a pansy. Well not really because I'm quite sure he's not a flower because he doesn't really look like one, but if he IS a flower then I'm super impressed because I would think that being a flower would be really hard. With all the watering and the photosynthesis. But if this match took place I can't imagine the harassment I'd get. What with my pretty face and my ripped body, I'm sure Kurt would be jealous of the mad ass I'd be hauling in.

Eve - Hold up. You're cheating on me?

Chris - I think you misheard me. I didn't saying "mad ass I'd be hauling in" I said "bad pass I'd be hauling in" you know like football...

Charisma - Ohhhhh, I like football.

Eve - Shut up heffer. What do you think I am Chris? A moron?

Chris - Uhhhh... You distracted me. About Kurt Angle...

Eve - Don't change the subject

Chris - Just let me finish and we can talk about it. So Kurt Angle may think he's the shit, and well he's right. Because I'm sure that belt he wears says so. But as soon as I lay down the law I will have the shit belt. I really think that this will be a challenge and I thank Kurt Angle for totally ruling, I would also like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today. And Tom for being so dumb...

Tom - HEY! I WENT TO HARVARD!

Chris - You just partied all the time and then stole the smart kids tests and put your name on it instead. Then you met Charisma and she fucked up your brain even more. You really shouldn't have gotten with her.

Tom - That's not how it went down. She raped me. First she slipped something in my drink then I passed out and she raped me. I woke up next to her the next morning screaming.

Charisma - I didn't drug you. I walked into the room and you were ready for me.

Charisma runs at Tom and attempts to jump into his arms. She leaps into the air and hits Tom, they fall to the ground with Charisma on top.

Tom - OH! MY RIBS!

The scene ends with Tom clutching his ribs and Chris and Eve laughing at him.