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these sure are some

name: hawksley workman
nickname: pirate guy
fitness: 18
personality: 16
coolness: 20
f***ed upness: 17
husband material: 10
roundup: nice name (but not his real one), well fit, a bit... insane, canadian.
TOTAL: 81%
comments: hawksley workman is THE man. He sings, and yodels, like nothing you've ever heard, and like something well good that i HAVE heard, which was haksley workman singing. he has an unhealthy relationship with his mother who provides the pornographic art for the book that accompanies his 2nd full album. Yikes.

name: andrew wk
nickname: party guy
fitness: 15
personality: 19
coolness: 16
f***ed upness: 10
husband material: 18
roundup: the nicest and most fun guy you could ever hope to meet, but his personal hygiene is in question.
TOTAL: 78%
comments: andrew wk rocks the world of many and is best served at a party. he believes in living life to the MAX, but not necessarily drinking sugary soft drinks. he has nice hair and is reknowned for spilling his tea due to a state of nervous party-oriented excitement.

name: i dont know his real name
nickname: stifler guy
fitness: 15
personality: 17
coolness: 16
f***ed upness: 10
husband material: 11
roundup: a loveable rogue for the 21st century
TOTAL: 69%
comments: an hilarious comedy actor, this guy has them rolling in the aisles in every one of his not-necessarily-that-different-to-aech-other roles. my personal favourite was road trip but check out dude where's my car or american pie for similar doses of hilarity. the kinda guy you'd lock up your daughters from, but you'd just know he was going to get them anyway!

name: orlando bloom
nickname: elf guy
fitness: 17
personality: 15
coolness: 14
f***ed upness: 10
husband material: 9
roundup: damn fine, but needs the hair to complete the effect. and the ears too preferrably
TOTAL: 65%
comments: erm, he played the elf. he is man enough for velvet, which might mean he's gay, i'm not sure... interestingly enough this guy's cousin looks like kendell nunn. a bit. slightly. maybe, in a certain light. but not enough to take kendell's place in the hot babes list. don't worry guys!

name: brett sparks
nickname: chainsaw massacre guy
fitness: 16
personality: 15
coolness: 13
f***ed upness: 20
husband material: 0
roundup: a lovely man who has never massacred anyone with a chainsaw but HAS stunned some ladies to death with his good looks
TOTAL: 64%
comments: this guy is actually insane! but he can play a mean guitar and sing like a... singing person from texas. is it narrow minded to immediately associate texas with chainsaw massacres? erm dunno really. he is hot property BUT he is married to the fantastic rennie sparks (hence the same last name) so hands off girls!!!

name: johnny dean
nickname: hollywood guy
fitness: 18
personality: 16
coolness: 10
f***ed upness: 14
husband material: 4
roundup: what still?????
TOTAL: 62%
comments: he's pretty f***ed up since the backlash in 1996, several weeks after the hype. not a stable breadwinner but he is hot! incidentally this is what he looked like at the height of his fame.

name: roque santacruz
nickname: football guy (at this point i'd like to apologise for the crapness of most of the nicknames)
fitness: 19
personality: 8
coolness: 15
f***ed upness: 5
husband material: 4
roundup: hot stuff but can you handle it???
TOTAL: 51%
comments: woah! did he not set you on fire with his skills in japan/korea 2002? or did his older brother not set you in fire last year for not paying for that heroin? either way, paraguayan wonder boy, roque santacruz is the talk of the town and you can see why! unfortunately, everybody knows, paraguayan footballers dont make good husbands!

name: adam alphabet
nickname: slav guy / chops
fitness: 15
personality: 14
coolness: 3
f***ed upness: 14
husband material: 4
roundup: strangely attractive but would YOU be seen with him????
TOTAL: 50%
if only we knew who this mysterious goat man was, and what IS his real name? and where in the world IS carmen san diego? maybe in san diego. or prison. the filthy ho! anyway. MC with crack village, set to win next years artist of the millennium mtv award...

name: robin hood
nickname: robin hood guy
fitness: 12
personality: 4
coolness: 9
f***ed upness: 20
husband material: 3
roundup: a mad crazy weirdo who hangs out in the forest and steals your purse
TOTAL: 48%
yeah you wouldn't marry him - he'd keep stealing your purse but there is some kind of bizarre attraction to that, dont ask me to explain it.

10.

name: colin
nickname: brian molko
fitness: 4
personality: 0
coolness: 18
f***ed upness: 18
husband material: 5
roundup: a bit of a novelty one really
TOTAL: 45%
this guy thinks placebo are so "ok really" that he sees them virtually every week. he can't control the feeling of pleasant indiferrence he has to them and it has taken over his life. he's not the greatest looker and he has let his obsession with how "ok really" placebo are take over his life, but he is a crazy guy who is bound to liven up your party. he is also french.

So, there you have ten hot guys. What do you think of them? you get the chance to chose your favourite guy below! not unlike the way you got to vote for your favourite babe, but less exciting cos babes are hotter than guys. if you're a guy. although not if you're a gay guy... woah man deep.

if you are one of the guys yourself, please have the decency and sense of fairplay not to vote for yourself, simply chose your favourite from the other guys, or even the guy who looks most like you (apologies here to colin as brian molko isn't featured in this section)

if you think you are hotter than one or more of these guys then please feel free to send a picture of yourself and an explanation of why you think you are hotter to this email address: thesvenhunter@hotmail.com please use the following title: "i am hotter than that guy" so it can be forwarded to the correct folder. note, nude pictures will not be allowed

if you think this is a load of old sexist crap then please feel free to explain just why with an email to the following address: thesvenhunter@hotmail.com please use the following title: "i am a whinging humourless feminist" so it can be forwarded to the correct folder

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who do you think is the hottest guy?
	hawksley
	andrew wk
	stifler
	orlando
	brett
	johnny
	roque
	adam
	robin
	colin

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