~ f . R . i . E . n . D . s ~
Sarah: Pocahontas, Mother Nature, Tree
Looks Indian, but is Italian. Has hair down to her waist, and a gap between her front top teeth.
My roommate at school.
Has an ex-cokehead, 21-year-old boyfriend named Nick who works at Tim Hortons.
Likes the Indigo Girls & Dar Williams, but won't admit it to anyone.
Has an old conversion van called The Elk Van that is literally falling apart... piece by piece.
Favorite store is Old Navy. Favorite band is The Beatles.
Her parents were hippies. The first time she and I smoked pot, she acted like she had it running through her veins.
Once she had a turtle named Shamus, who escaped twice, finally meeting his demise in the hot summer sun.
I met her in grade nine, in global studies class.
Once, she stabbed me in my left foot with a pen.
Justin: Guido, Hogwood
He is 88% Italian and proud of every last skin flake. Speaks fluent Italian and has a tattoo that says "Italia" on his arm.
Is obsessed with 80's music and the Brat Pack.
We met in middle school, and dated for a short period in grade nine.
Nearly all of his friends are girls.
Favorite thing to do is shop.
Second favorite thing to do is go clubbing.
His pet golden retriever, Reggie, weighs nearly 200 pounds.
He doesn't like soda.
Favorite color is baby blue. Also likes pink things with sparkles.
Likes to rock and roll all night, and party every day.
Lauren: Tankass, Lorin
Met her through Sarah in grade nine.
Shops at thrift stores and dresses like a "nymphet".
Is attracted to older, married men.
Works at Blockbuster.
Favorite band is The Beatles.
Loves Stanley Kubrick and Wes Anderson films.
Once had a boyfriend who was possibly the most annoying man on the planet.
Will be a famous writer/director someday.
Does stellar impressions of Cher, Sonny Bono, Bill Clinton, Jodie Foster, Yogi Bear, and various teachers from our high school.
Collects plastic little-girl-type jewelry.
Rose: Rosie, Raushe, Rouche, Hooty McBoob
First one of The Lot to get their license.
Has her hair cut like Tina Turner.
Always signs her name with a picture of a rose next to it.
Loves Lord of the Rings, elves, and all things involving vampires.
I met her in middle school. She gave me my very first maxi-pad.
She has massively large, voluptuous breasts.
Therefore, she resembles Jessica Rabbit a la Roger Rabbit.
Is attending SUNY Brockport with Sarah and myself.
Works at Regal Cinema 16 -- a movie theatre.
Calls me Chunk.
Rachel: Pawley, rachelpawley, Principal Blackman
An "extended Lot" member.
She is a very bad, very annoying, very loud drunk person.
Moved to hicktown, AKA Spencerport, after grade nine.
We call her "rachelpawley". It's never just "Rachel".
Is obsessed with John Cusack.
Favorite phrase is "blahh".
Has taken on the name "New Tasha", because she acts like Natasha.
We have many-a-memory watching "Strangers With Candy" together.
Had a birthday party at Lauren's house in grade nine, where we all walked through the woods and witnessed little girls smoking weed.
Lives on a farm. With cows. And hay.
Amanda: just Amanda...
Met her at Roxy's Green Room in Buffalo on 1/8/03.
She works for Verizon Wireless, doing customer service.
Is going back to college for a degree in computer programming.
She has a roommate named Amy, who is a scientist.
Has two cats named Janis and Joplin. Joplin is my little girl.
She is an awesome cook, and makes the best homemade macaroni & cheese ever.
Her drink is Bacardi.
Loves Donnie Darko, Ani DiFranco, and steak sandwiches.
I am very much in love with her, and wish to spend my life with her.
Maria: M, Curly-Sue
Used to be my superior at my former place of business.
I had a crush on her for about a year.
One of the most interesting, creative, talented people I have ever met in my life.
Has naturally super-curly hair that goes "BOING!" when you pull it.
Loves comic books, "Xena", and handcuffs.
She's my Puerto-Rican ghetto-fabulous chickypoo... :-)
As stated, she lives in the ghetto.
I once witnessed a girl's hair weave get stapled to a tree in front of her house.
Has a nephew named Mighty and a niece named Liberty - possibly two of the cutest little kids ever.
Her mom makes the best Spanish food. And pancakes.
Known her for about two years.
She was the first girl I ever made out with.
Used to work with Lauren at Blockbuster.
Her boyfriend, Jeff, lives in California and is like a big brother to me.
She's a vegetarian.
Originally, I met her through Lauren to try and hook her up with Maria.
Is bisexual, and also has two mommies.
Occasionally works in theatre and sings.
She likes Dar Williams.
My foot really likes her.