An Evening with that Homeless Woman
Whos Always Outside the Movie Theatre Asking for Spare Change
Youve seen her there every time you go in to see the latest flick on a Friday night or to get some quick food during a Munchies run. Maybe youve given her a few coins, a half-eaten sandwich or perhaps just a dirty look.
Shes Dorothy, that homeless woman whos always outside the movie theatre asking for spare change, and shes ready to answer your questions, such as:
- Didnt you used to have two cats?
- Why dont you get a job?
- Didnt you used to have just one slipper?
- Can you pose for me holding this sign with my name on it?
- What time is The Matrix playing?
- Where do you go when it rains?
If youve ever wondered just what exactly homeless people do in public washrooms for hours at a time or how to give yourself a complete sponge bath with a single sanitary napkin found in the dumpster behind KFC, then this is just what youre looking for. Bring your questions, and maybe some empty cans or bottles.