Ink toboggan, money hoggin' rabbit. Seemingly hopping to his doorstep, so carefully crafted just yesterday. A brick window, covering the side, rabbit's always trying to hide. "Just crawl down below", he says, "It's not going to hurt..." They say that's when he finishes his meal, then goes for the steal to wrap up the deal. The common man is taken in by his apparent generosity, but is soon stunned by the velocity of his animosity. Near the back of his house you'll find a hatch, behind the hatch is the legendary Golden Shovel. "Oh, the colour, the shine, it's all mine!", he claims. To this day nobody knows why the rabbit keeps the shovel, as it's impossible for him to use it. Perhaps it's for princple? Maybe the rabbit has a decisive plan against us? No, that's not very probable. But worry you not, he'll get caught, And when he does, it'll be because, he's an ink toboggan, money hoggin' rabbit.