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yes it is true, for those of you who do not believe me, studies show at the university of Nammer that some of the Ingredients used to make pez derives from organic material found in nature, in which it acts as a hallucinogen only in cases where the user over eats an abundance of pez. when a substance called Diglyceride comes into contact with Adipic Acid, a chemical reaction occurs, molecules mix together creating a new substance, that acts as a hallucinogen when an abundance is consumed by the user. These molecules, which are unfamilar to the human body, reacts to enzymes, and there upon causing, yet another chemical reaction to occur, but resulting in the interference of many senses causing the user to become high. Many people do not know this, and others dont want to believe that this fun-loving candy that they grew up with can be harmful to them in the years to come. Yes, this classic candy can be semi-dangerous if used too often at one sitting. why else do u think they come separately wrapped?.. well you have your answer now. now don't get me wrong, i love pez, and there's nothing wrong with eating it, but be careful.. and for those who have a low tolerance for these types of things, when someone tries to flip you a PEZ..JUST SAY NO...
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Studies show, from our friends at the University of Batonnet Fluorescent, that the consumption of a billowing abundance of the substance which creates the illusion of irredesence within a glowstick may cause symptoms similar to that of intoxication. Ingredients such as maltodextrin, when in contact with silica gel, may cause hallucinations and weakening of the spine. **Please take percaution if swallowing glowstick liquid as it contains small shards of glass**
I would like to inform you all on Tic Tacs. Sure, its fun to say, and quite enjoyable to eat, but this flavorsome candy has another story, a deeper story, a story so mysterious it’s never been reveled, until now.
Scientists, at the University of Mintius Freshinus -hey, if there’s a Hamburger University for up and coming MacDonald’s managers there’s a university for mints enthusiasts -I’m not one to judge so neither should you, let bygones be bygones. –now back to the lesson= Scientists have been concocting a theory on the effects of tic tacs. Studies show that this mint has many…… side-effects, shall we say. It appears to result in many addiction problems. Yes, it is true, at first I thought it too was a form of a nonfactual proclamation, but alas, I was wrong, and now I too am educated with the truth behind tic tacs.
If the user is not careful, s/he will experience a number of symptoms, after “taking” an abundance of the two-calorie breath mint shaped like a little capsule (hmm can’t be suggesting anything with that) the “user” will initially feel a cool tingly, yet refreshing sense in their mouth, moving down their throat. This initial symptom may only last a limited time, but it entices the user to “pop” yet another capsule. This “urge” to ingest the mint it caused by a chemical reaction, that begins in one's mouth. Tic Tacs, contain many ingredients, but one that sparks the interest of any scientist is the ingredient called, Tartaric Acid. Considering that every one person has a different DNA make-up, the level of addiction will vary. When tartaric acid, comes into contact with human saliva, in particular the DNA contained in saliva, (i.e. thiamine, specifically) it causes a chemical reaction to occur. These two reactants, are not at all hazardous, when independent, however, once they come into contact with each other, only science can explain the effects.
In most other cases, Magnesium Stearate, and Ascorbic Acid have also caused a nation-wide addiction because these ingredients also “work” in a similar fashion to Tartaric Acid. Not only due these ingredients cause many addiction dilemmas, have they also been known to have many other side-effects, such as slight hallucination (only once an abundance is used and is mixed with PEZ) This is primarily due to the Magnesium Sterate (from Tic Tacs) and Diglyceride (from PEZ). When these two substances are combined, it sets off through the sensory fibres in the human brain This new “solution” interferes with many brain waves which sets “signals” to many elements in the human body, in particular the human eye; resulting in hallucinations.
Moreover, Tic Tacs also have been known to promote some serious choking hazards for many of their “users”. This tiny mint is semi-dangerous, due to the shape and texture. Its tiny exterior makes it very easy to choke on, especially if the user, is laughing, which is a common result of hallucinations.
Sure, Tic Tacs aid us in the battle of protecting the enamel on our teeth, but at a certain risk…. choking. You make the decision, would you rather chokeand keep your enamel in tack? Or give up tic tacs?
So, in closing, considering the facts presented today when they say “one tic tac is enough” they mean it. “Breathe Friendly” ha! if you take an abundance of tic tacs, I’ll be surprised you’ll breathe at all.
------------Let's Talk Cow Politics-------------- World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows
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The Attack Of The Spoon (which was supposed to be a knife)starring the orange and (co-)starring pomplemousse :
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hi matt , its christina
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
hey....whats up?
..carolyn.. says:
not too much, i hacked into carolyn's msn, dont tell her though
..carolyn.. says:
whats up with you?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha...nice....a group of us are just chillin tonight
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
we might go to yukyuks in a bit....who knows tho
..carolyn.. says:
wow sounds fun- you're at mac eh? you like it?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya its a lot of fun....many good times....howz ur uni? western im guessing
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
? ..carolyn.. says:
yeah, how'd you know
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..carolyn.. says:
i love it, its a swell old time
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....so i hear.....crazy times at western, eh?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
lol
..carolyn.. says:
non stop
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha sweet
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
going to western makes ya crazy i guess
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
kinda wish i applied there myself
..carolyn.. says:
crazy like a fox!
..carolyn.. says:
oh really? i hear mac's pretty happenin' as well
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....i guess....depends on what kinda person you are i guess....we have fun
..carolyn.. says:
thats true, i guess thats the deal-E-O everywhere
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
exactly
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
yuppers
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
man the summer was fun though
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
like all the parties
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
like's chris
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
like marc
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
s
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
man good times
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
those were some good parties
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
yeah man the was the first time i drank ina park
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....id have to say the same for myself.....that was in july right?
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
that would be correct sir
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya...good drunken times
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
cheers lad
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
u drinking now?
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
just juice for me
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
you?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
lol, ya....my buddy simon and i are drinkin a few nothing serious...just startin of the night on a good foot
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
sounds good
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
what do you want the answers to yo?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha....many things....mainly women....very confusing they are....but ah well
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
thats life
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
yeah we're a confusing species
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....thats for sure
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
but your species is ambiguous
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
thats true....some men can be....but not all are two sided
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
i see your point and i raise you the fact that not all women are Perplexing
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....i agree on that....some arent "perplexing"
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
but the majority are,lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
umm well see women are complex creatures.. we want things in such ways the men can't comprehend.. that is our nature
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya...i see ur point
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
in that case everything is just confusing than
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
well thats how the cookies crumbles
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
,mmm women like cookies
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha...i see...taking lines from bruce almighty.....nice
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
yeah, good movie,l do you like movies?
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
scratch that "i", ont your eye though.. hahahhaha
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
not* ohh man
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya....i like most movies....it all depends on the movie though.....theres gotta be some action or its gotta be funny
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
if it doesnt fit in one ot those categories i prolly wont like it
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
what about scary movies, do you like scary movies?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha...scream lines....good job
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya sure
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
theyre good
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
lol. oh man you're a movie whiz....
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
nice pic... ducks are cool
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
it reminds me of ponds
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya its good eh? accentuates my sensitive side, lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
ducks attack people though... they bite, but yet they have no teeth?
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
explain this to me
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
i dunno...maybe they have a superiority complex....think they're tougher than they really are, lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:
yeah, ive seen them get into fights with geese, they are a rough breed
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
really.....thats a mismatch....the geese are much bigger....hmm...maybe the ducks work out
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
geese have the disadvantage of being oppressed in our society, i mean think of it.. everyone goes to feed the ducks..... let the gesse roam free and be fed... and hell to the swans... looking all smug and what not..
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ya thats true....we do favour the swans and ducks.....the geese are the lower class of such birds.....they need some sort of union or something
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
lol
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
well i see it this way "if all the geese band together they can conquer the entire flock of flockage"- they're bigger, meaner and uglier so no one will want to go near them.... they can start off my having thier mmeting at ontario place since they dominate that area.. and the next step will be thw world, and with me as their leader, no duck wil ever get bread again.. the end
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha....sounds like a plan
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
it may just work
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
yes, i wil control geese one day, join me now or be eaten later
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha....in that case im in....we only have one problem....they dont speak english
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
i speak geese and i also speak duck, so i can sneak into duck headquaters and trick them all into going into a giant oven, so we can feed the world
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
ahh i see....that may work
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
but the ducks may be smarter than u thing
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
think*
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
all this duck talk is making me thristy
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
htey just sit there and when you throw bread.. i mean big pieces of breasd, they attempt to eat the whole thing, whereby choking... i mean how smart can they be?
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
i dunno....dont underestimate the ducks
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
never know what theyre capable of
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
thats true, i mean when they go south they must be plotting, unlike geese who just go south to have a good time
..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:
well i'll be right back,, all this duck talk is making me thristy, im getting something to drink
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
haha....cool
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:
have a beer...or anything alcoholic...it makes this duck talk seem real sensible
Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says: lol
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ANOTHER ENTERTAINING MSN CONVERSATION:
GOD SAVE THE FRUIT
Bruce says: ...but grapes are purple and we don't call them purples?
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol.. good point
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: my friend and i were drunk last night and i thought my orange looked purple under a black light
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: so she told me an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Bruce says: lol
Bruce says: sure it is...it's a purple orange
Bruce says: it's orange on the inside...that's all that counts
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yeah, it was pretty fuuny well the white part of the orange looked purple
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: thank you, i thought so too
Bruce says: oranges get confused too
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: i'd like to think so
Bruce says: nobody eats the purple oranges, they must be lonely
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol.. yeha, they should have blue oranges so they wont be as lonely
Bruce says: then they could have inbetween blue and purple lil oranges....
Bruce says: i like to call them clemintines
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmm what colour does blue and purple make>?.. hmmm art class kicks in now
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol..
Bruce says: lol
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: oh man, what if fruit actually did have inbetween fuits
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: like in between a banana and an apple? or in between a red apple and a green apple?
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmm wellt he red apple and the green apple, would make an ugly colour... but an apple and a banana, now thats intense... what kinda shape would that be?
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: an apple with banana shaped arms and legs?
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: that would work, that would be one massive fruit
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: it could probably attack us
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: it sure would
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: with potassium and vitamins
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: lol
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: it could be the king of the fruits
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: it sure would
Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: standing up for oppressed fruits everywhere
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hahahaha, like the purple oranges
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it would say...it's ok to be different
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: shine purple orange fruit!
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hail all!
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: they can use their citrus acid to seek revenge Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: attack those white pearlies that have been biting into them for so long
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: what would vegetarians do?
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: oh man, they would be the first to go
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: they might have to form an alliance with the fruits.... some fruits will have to be sacrificed
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: the banapple would never stand for it
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ahhahah banapple, i love that name
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: well you inspired it
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: team effrot
Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: for sure
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmmm now what about the tomato, it tries to be a fruit, but yet everyone always forgets about it
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: hmmm.....that is a predicament
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it must be hard...it's all the down there on the ground while the apples and oranges stand high and proud in their green leaved trees
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: but tomatoes have one up on them...they have soft seeds that you can eat
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: and they have such soft skin. The sensitive never survive
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it's a matter of honor
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: my father's father's father died like this...i must too
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: ...you make me so proud
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: lol
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: at least it's a beautiful place to be
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: and they have friends...the mushrooms and green peppers.
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: ...and they get a bath before they go, at least they smell good
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it brings a tear to my eye
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: but have we gone too far? We have inslaved an entire species! What will we go to next?
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: the poor potatoe. It waits in the ground for the day it will see the sun, and when that day comes we knock it down
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it doesn't even have time to get a tan before we peel off it's skin!
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: i didn't know eyes grew down there...what else could we be cutting off
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: blind...scared...and without dignity
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: yep, potatoe chips, fries, potatoe salad, hash browns...is there no end
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: but should we let them die alone and defensless in the wild?
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: there are rabbits out there..
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
CABAPI
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
Christina And Bruce Agains Potatoe Inequality
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
but to truely know a potatoe you must first become the potato
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
lol YES
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
meh we don't need to strike...it'll be too much work
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
hmmm, this will have to be a private party, i'll call salt & vinegar and tell them they can't come
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
for sure
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
all this activism hasn't made me awful tired. I'm going to turn into a vegetable for the rest of the night...need to prepare for tomorrow. We may have saved the fruit but there is so much more
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
has*
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
another adventure
christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple
I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says:
night
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