THE HUNDRED INEVITABLES

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number one
First Remain Silent.

number two
Thou Shalt Not: Entrap, nor Enslave, nor Corrupt.

number three
If you're going to DO something... fucking DO it!

number four
Don't listen to them. They lie.

number five
Remember: it's not a contest.

number six
Remember: it's supposed to be FUN.

number seven
Have seven reasons for everything you do.

number eight
Get the most mileage out of it that you can.

number nine
It is better to trust unwisely than to distrust unjustly.

number ten
Do it until you're done. Then stop.

number eleven
Remember: you are a human, NOT an animal.

number twelve
Remember: nobody, in the history of the universe, has ever convinced anybody, of anything, ever.

number thirteen
Answer the question which is asked of you.

number fourteen
Use your powers, dammnit.

number fifteen
If you can't make it better, make it worse.

number sixteen
Remember the third option.

number seventeen
Never confess.

number eighteen
Don't be afraid -- the worst they can do is kill you.