The original webdesign team hired to create the pages for the new lost in place site were caught viciously molesting each other, and were immediately executed by means of multiple gunshots & semi-lethal injection.  The pages had to be completed, but the only workers we could find were eight-year-old children from Asian sweatshops.  Given the general lack of any of the required technical expertise, eight-year-old sweatshop laborers are not ideal webdesigners.  But you can't beat the price!  As a result, this webpage sucks.  We know it, & you know it.  We do not ask that you ignore this; all we ask is that you pretend as if this were the most impressive site that you had ever been blessed with the privilege of experiencing.  We would hate to have to start beating the help.

Thank you,

--The Management

"Dreaming Of Promotion"


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