The Official Website
Here's the deal:
- I am your master now.
- You are nothing but a monkey.
- You will like it here, and hypnotize all of your friends, family, and enemies to visit this site.
- You will follow the link to my MP3.com music page, listen to all of my songs one thousand times, and LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
- You will chant my name backwards three times on your answering machine message.
- If you follow all instructions like a good little slave, I will grant you eternal life.*
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This page is currently undergoing CONSTRUCTION. I know absolutely nothing about HTML, and even though I really am going to work to make this website better & more original, it's really going to suck anyway, so don't expect anything significantly more wondrous in the future. O.K.?
*None of the above statements have been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. All statements promising eternal life are purely fictional. Anyone who actually wants to live forever is an idiot.