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"oh my gaw." ~ jessica simpson : an introduction to eloquent speakers
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"well ture i can chalk." ~ zack, saved by the bell
becca: "is he phlegmatic or meloncholy?"
ryan: "i think he's from nigeria..."
"i would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, which is why i would not live forever." ~ miss alabama '94
"whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world, i can't help but cry. i mean, i'd love to be skinny like that , but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ~ mariah carrey
and now, a very important message from brooke shields: "smoking kills. if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"half this game is 90% mental." ~ phillies manager, danny ozar
"the word "genius" isn't applicable in football. a genius is a guy like norman einstein." ~ joe theisman, nfl qb and sports analyst
"if we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ~ bill clinton
phoebe: "oh! i know what you can make, i know. oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. you know, that thing, with the stuff? ok, i don't know."
phoebe: "oh, oh ok, so then what is it? like some kind of, you know like, some kind of, you know like, alright what is it?"
"23 is old. it's almost 25, which is almost mid-20s." ~ jessica simpson
"this is all a 'moo' point...yeah, it's like a cow's opinion-- it just doesn't matter-- it's 'moo'." ~ joey
"i have a heart for people who don't have fingers." ~js
"people pay for clothes, ok, but shouldn't it be free like water because you need it?" ~ jaime gleicher (daughter of a rich dude)
"doornut holes." ~ laura h.
"hot dog tacquito." ~ me
"i hate that show! they have these commercials and you think they're real, but they're not. and then, you wanna buy the stuff." ~ jackie from that 70s show, on snl
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