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quotes from the germany trip, may '04
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"most of the quotes are from ryan, casey and bob…because the rest of us speak intelligibly"~sarah, somewhere in germany
"my ears are so clean"~jimmy, STL gate
"…i know a lot of homosexuals"~mimi, STL-CHI flight
"did you know mountain dew shrinks your testicles?"~mimi
"…is that all caffeine or just mountain dew?"~ryan, STL-CHI flight
"…you hit puberty, so now you gotta wash your body with soap…"~casey, on "the talk", STL-CHI flight
"i'm gonna have to dance if we don't get movin soon…crazy dance…"~casey, STL-CHI flight
"the legs of the ironing board are in my bed…?"~bob, to ryan for further explanation, holiday inn- chicago
"what's christine's last name?"~bob to ryan (knowing it's terry)
"meyers"~ryan, holiday inn-chicago
"socially i'm still like a young child—like michael jackson"~ryan, holiday inn-chicago
"you say po-tay-toe, i say po-tah-toe; you say foe-ker, I say faw-ker"~ryan, CHI-Miami flight
"it's like blowing on them, but like an hour later"~casey, on releasing the air from his inflatable pillow in our faces, CHI-Miami flight
"they've given me fond memories, these flip flops"~random british guy on JFK-London flight; do british people wear flip flops i wonder…or is that just an american trend?
"i might marry you just for your name. if we get married—we're taking your name…i love you too…"~casey to me, London flight
"i'm thinking about quitting my job and living in europe professionally"~casey, "chatting it up" with the 2 german girls en route to Munich from London
"that kinda looks like poplar bluff"~casey still flirting, referring to the resemblance he sees between beautiful germany and the boothills of missouri
"you can cross the english river for like 5 dollars?"~ryan in dachau (fyi in ryan speak- river=channel, dollar=euro)
"ryan! come here. let me whip you with my flower sticker"~yelled down the streets late at night by casey, king of the flower children, in munich
"i'm king of the flower children!"~casey (after the haufbrauhaus excitement in munich)
"bob! sarah just farted!"~casey, disgusted and disappointed that girls are human too, munich
"you're at a chinese restaurant in germany. that's 2 languages away"~bob to casey, dachau
"i need to go blow some hamburger out of my nose"~casey, apartment kitchen in munich, after "redispersing" some of his mcdonald's after the rote schorle chug fest (which he did win btw, downing 1.5 liters of it first)
"SHREEEMPS!"~bob at chinese restaurant in dachau, saying shrimps with a weird accent
"kuchenflugen!"~bob, trying to make up a german word, when in fact in german it actually means something--> cake wings
"HARRY-BOW!"~primarily bob and casey, calling out for our favorite gummy candy of the trip-->haribo
"fuzzy-pants"~casey referring to me and the velour pants I had to wear 4 days in a row because of all the extra flights, said with a strange but loud (of course) twang
"WHERE'S MIMI?"~any and everyone of us at some point and time on the trip; the mother of all germany quotes
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