I EAT WEED!
ok i haven't updated in a while, i'm lazy and i'm gay. plese forgive me, i'm making mix cds for like 7 people sharon, phi, johnson, barb, zac (all from mo) mike (from here) maria(from minnesota) it's a long tedious process but i enjoy it. i watched what a girl wants with missy jill lisa amanda stacy kim and andy, i hate admiting this but i'm a sucker for chick flicks, i almost freakin cried. i think a few tears even rolled down my face so on the list of movies that have made me cry there is my dog skip, what a girl wants and road to perdition. i watched road to perdition when i was half awake i'm really weird when i'm half awake, i just remember waking up and seeing tom hanks pull a tommy gun out of a bag and i started crying. i thinnk it was because his son had to know what he was doing and come to the realisation that his dad wasn't who he thought he was well bye
My actual conversation with Rivers Cuomo ( The lead singer for weezer)
Me: Some bastard said you were Rivers
Rivers: Why don't you start of by saying hi
me: hi
Rivers: Maybe I am Rivers.
Rivers: What's it to you?
Me: Nothing really
Rivers: I'm just pullin your chain
Rivers: i made this screen name to talk to fans
Me: cool so it really is rivers?
Rivers: ask me one question and then i'm done with you
Rivers: is that your question?
me: no
me: are all the new songs softer and more emotional like 426 and 439? if so i like it a lot except for a few parts in 439 but it's just e demo
me: i used the numbers because i'm to lazy to write out the titles
Rivers: what new songs? ;-)
me: i don't want your lovin and hold me i'm assuming there are more since hold me is #426 and i don't want your lovin is #439, unless perhaps you forgot how to count and wrote your 426th song and then your 439th next
rivers: i'm gonna grab a snack. later
me: ok
(brief pause here i posted on the weezer board that i was talkin to him and that i would post what was said, imediately after posting he ims me)
rivers: post the message on the boards, and i won't talk anymore.
rivers: :-)
me: okay i will
me: or i won't i mean
rivers:exactly
me: would looking through the rest of your song log help me crack the code?
rivers: im thinkin about dumping all the material i have for album 5 and starting over
me: that's cool you're in charge so i'm not gonna argue
rivers: what do YOU want in album 5?
me: more emotional vocals maybe some dissonance and feedback a little rawness
me: i guess kinda depressing and dark
rivers: do you think if i used the same kinda tone as on blue, people might be more pleased with the outcome of album 5?
me: deffinately
me: i like green and mala just not as much as blue and pinkerton
me: when i say emotional i don't mean like dashboard confessional i hate emo i mean more like your earlier stuff and the new demos i've heard
rivers: hmm..
me: what do you want on album 5?
rivers: honestly?
me: yeah
rivers: i dont... really know
rivers: lol
rivers: some times i want my fans to be happy, other times, i'd like to make them pissed
rivers: they are all little bitches you know
me: i've noticed that, it's understandable we can be well you read my mind
rivers: people say i should have put jamie on an album
me: it's a good song but it doesn't really match up with the material that is on any of the other albums
me: it wouldn't flow
rivers: maybe a whole album, in that style..
me: that could be cool
rivers: it would be closer to blue then anything else
me: yeah
rivers: people want another blue or pinkerton
rivers: i just want to make music
rivers: :-\
me: i hear ya
rivers: heh
rivers: people actually think i hate pinkerton
me: what do you think of it?
rivers: i think it's a shit album!
rivers: ;-)
me: haha
me: have you thought abvout experimenting with orchestration like the beatles did with sgt peppers that could be cool if done wright or otherwise it could sound corny
rivers: i have experimented with that
rivers: i try a lot of stuff in the studio
me: oh
me: wich group of fans do you want to please?
rivers: the ones that buy the cds, not the ones who download my albums off the net
rivers: ;-)
me: i buy the albums but i download all your home demos and stuff, i have trouble finding some though
rivers: they are all in a computer, in a vault deep in the jungles of the amazon.
me: i downloaded mala before it came out but i felt bad about burning and not buying a weezer album so i waited to buy it
me: why do you think your fans are so obsessive>
rivers: thanks an honorable fan!
rivers: because i give a little and i take a lot
rivers: and i'm the last great rock band
me: yeah
me: there is some good indie stuff but the mainstream is all gimicky and revolves around image
me: so do you consider weezer to be you? or do the others contribute quite a bit?
rivers: well..
me: if scott leaves you should find a dorky fat girl to play bass
rivers: haha
rivers: someone from atnw
rivers: that would be interesting
rivers: perhaps i should get a primate, such as a chimp to play bass.
me: that would be hard core
rivers: i'm sure i could teach one how.
me: this is kinda random but do you think evolution is a joke
rivers: hmm..
me: i mean why would scientists want to insult humans by saying we are from chimps, chimps eat little bugs out of eachothers hair and pea on eachother
rivers: if i were a scientist...
rivers: i would say something like that
rivers: to piss people off
me: yeah i hope i can get famous so i can confuse and piss people off
rivers: some depressed weezer fan is telling me her life story
rivers: oh geez
me: is it weird that people see you and feel like they have to tell you everything about their life and how your music inspires them to keep living?
rivers: i guess it's just part of being me
me: yeah
rivers: my fans need a shrink
me: yeah they do
me: i'm kinda quirky and eccentric but i can control my emotions
me: emo kids blow my mind with how they can just burst into tears and become suicidal for no reason
rivers: heh.. they just don't realise what they have
me: yeah
i'm just glad i'm here i kinda wish i could go to like a foreign place and see how little they have so maybe i would be less selfish
rivers: yeah...
rivers: i've been there.
rivers: not all the way. but
rivers: touring the world is lots of fun
me: yeah i'll bet it would be
me: especcially when there's asian women
me: everywhere
rivers: heheh
rivers: well i have to go
rivers: it was nice talking with you
me: okay yeah you too, i try not to be one of the bitches
rivers: haha later
