If this guy finds you laying in his yard, he will do one of two things to you. they are murder you, or mistake you for a possum and poke you with a broom stick to see if you are alive, if you move he will hit you in the head with an axe. if you don't move he will hit you in the stomach three times with a shovel to make sure you don't come back to life in the trash can. avoid this man!
This dudes deffinately a donkey murderer.
if i knew this guy he would be my friend
i smoke weed with this guy every friday night after we gamble
he is a monster from the west he kills goats and eats em raw
here is his most recent victim.
the walls are caving in, but before they close in on me i will leave, RARR!
