I am Uncle SAM

U.S.A. Theme
Sam is outside his house running the American flag up the flagpole. It's a nice and cool day with a slight breeze blowing. His Dodge Ram is sitting in the driveway and bed is full of garbage cans.
Sam Adams: Everyday people should stop and remember what it took to build a country as great as the United States of America. It ook alot of hard woork, alot of love for their country and to many lives to mention. Where people make their mistake is they think they our soldiers have tied so they can do and act anyway they want. Well that is a crock of shit! It has never meant that, our soldiers are fighting all over the globe so that women can walk down the street at night without having to be in fear that they might get robbed or worse even raped. That hasn't happened, women still hurry home before the sun goes down because people have no respect, no dignity and no honor. I stand firmly and unwavering for these three simple statements.
What really pisses me off is seeing nancies like X-Rated, Anthrax, Leitro and last but not least these four misfits running around grabbing each other's butts and constantly talking about body parts that shouldn't be mentioned by other men. They call themselves the Fantastic Four when all they are really a group of degenerates. All of you belong to the same category and it is filth. Filth needs to be removed like soap scum and the best way to do it is to throw it in the garbage.
Sam walks over to the back of his truck and pulls out a stack of garbage cans.
Sam Adams: I bought more than enough of these to clean up the ICWL. My friend has reached a snag and will be delayed even further in his arrival. However, that is not going to deter me in the slighest to diving right into the fray and handing out some much deserved punishment to the scum sucking sissies currently holding the I.C.W.L. I am here to resurrect this fed into what he used to be and what I think it will be. I will lead this company passed the men wanting to hold on to their ten seconds of fame. The I.C.W.L. will bypass you and none of you will be remembered. When folks think of X-Rated he will be known as that guy that Sam Adams destroyed for the World Title if he can hold on to it until I decide I want it. I mean Anthrax might take it from him at Beach Fest. Well Anthrax you might have had a better shot before I arrived and now I think you have no shot. I will not stand idly by and let another piece of crap take a belt that was as coveted as that title USED to be.
None of you deserve to hold that title and I hope the powers that be would strip X-Rated of the title and find someone more fitting. Shane Jenkins is not one of those people, Kountry is. Kountry had dignity and self-respect. The rest of you have sold your souls for mere money and fame. I have both but have kept my dignity in tact. Before I go let me ask all of you a question, would your mother be proud of who you have become?
Sam turns and walks back over to his flagpole as the scene fades to black.