Age: 17
Location: Lakeville, MN
How Long Have You Played: 3 Years
What Do You Drive: 1986 GMC Jimmy Sierra
Nicknames: Lucky, Dirty J, Viloent J, Big Kahuna
Pets: 2 Dogs - Max And Abby, 2 Birds - Roxy And Cartmen, And A Tortise Named Ted
Hair Color: Brown
Single Or Taken: Single
Most Inspirational Band: Social Distortion
Craziest Time You've Ever Had: Getting Shot At In The U-Lands With Jeffman!
How Many Bands Have You Played In: 5
Drink, Smoke, or Drugs: Smoke
Job: PetCo
Religion: Catholic
Last Hospital Visit: December 12, 2002 When I Got Into A Car Accident
How Many Times Did You Fail Your Drivers Test: None
Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime: Sodomy In 6 States....Just Kidding
What Do You Do When You're Bored: Masturbate
Favotite Quote: "The One Most Painful Thing In Life Is Love. Love Is Pain, Pain Is Life, Life Is Love. See A Corelation?"
Favorite Song: Story Of My Life - Social Distortion
Favorite Band: Social Distortion
Favorite Food: Spaghetti And Greasy Hamburgers With FREEDOM Fries
Favorite Drink: Mt.Dew
Favorite Movie: Sorority Babes In The Slam Ball Bowl-O-Rama
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Flowers: Snapdragon
Favorite Day Of The Week: Friday
Favorite Ice Cream: Neaopolitan
Favorite Store: Sex World
Favorite TV Show: Sabrina The Teenage Witch - Animated Series
Favorite Resturaunt: Wendys
Favorite Thing To Do With Opposite Sex: Necking
Alex Bettinger
Age: 17
Location: Farmington, MN
How Long Have You Played: 2.5 Years
What Do You Drive: 2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS
Nicknames: Lex, A-Nasty, Fuckie
Pets: Dog - Dinky Binks
Hair Color: Brown...Currently Black With A Red Streak
Single Or Taken: Somewhat Taken
Most Inspirational Band: BigWig
Craziest Time You've Ever Had: Threesome With Jeff's Mom And John's Mom!
How Many Bands Have You Played In: 4
Drink, Smoke, or Drugs: None To The Max!
Job: Unemployed/Mooch
Religion: Jedi
Last Hospital Visit: February 2002, When My Dad Was Hit By A Drunk Driver
How Many Times Did You Fail Your Drivers Test: Passed The First Time Cuz I'm A Good Driver!
Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime: Nope
What Do You Do When You're Bored: Masturbate, Play Guitar, Play Video Games
Favotite Quote: "I'd Rather Be Happy And Poor Then Have It All And Still Want More" ~ Tom From BigWig
Favorite Song: Who Am I To Say - Bigwig
Favorite Band: BIGWIG!
Favorite Food: Tacos!
Favorite Drink: Dr.Pepper
Favorite Movie: Fight Club
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Flowers: Rose
Favorite Day Of The Week: Friday
Favorite Ice Cream: Cherry Nut
Favorite Store: Best Buy
Favorite TV Show: Behind The Music
Favorite Resturaunt: PERKINS!
Favorite Thing To Do With Opposite Sex: Cuddling In A Waterbed
Jeff Barden
Age: 19
Location: Farmington, MN
How Long Have You Played: 3 Years On Drums and 5 Years On Guitar
What Do You Drive: 1986 Buick Park Ave...80's Sport Luxury At It's Best
Nicknames: Jeffman, J-Dawg, Spikey
Pets: Cat - Stewart
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Single Or Taken: Single..But I Have A Crush :-)
Most Inspirational Band: Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Rufio, Finch
Craziest Time You've Ever Had: That's A Tough One...I'd Say This One Time With My Good Pal Justin Colley...We Were Walking Around In Apple Valley We Got Lost And Ended Up At The Zoo...Walking Remember...And Then We Got Back To The City And We Were On This Business Property And We Actually Got Chased By A Truck...And On The Way Home Just As We Left For Justin's (He Lives In Farmington) It Satrted Raining And He Had A Diabetic Reaction And I Had To Carry Him Home. That's At Least A 4 Mile Walk!
How Many Bands Have You Played In: Lost Count 2 Years Ago At 19
Drink, Smoke, or Drugs: sXe! LONG LIVE THE X!!
Job: Carpenter!
Religion: I Don't Buy Organized Religion
Last Hospital Visit: March 24, 2001 After Paul Almost Killed Me Rolling His Mom's Convertible Going 60 MPH
How Many Times Did You Fail Your Drivers Test: Once! Fuckin One Way Shit!
Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime: Nope...I Never Get Caught ;-)
What Do You Do When You're Bored: Hang Out, Vandalize, Urban Adventuring
Favotite Quote: "Being Grown Up Isn't Half As Fun As Growing Up...These Are The Best Days Of Our Lives" ~ Kris Roe
Favorite Song: What Is Is To Burn - Finch
Favorite Band: The Ataris! Or Tool, Rufio, And Homegrown
Favorite Food: PASTA! And CHICKEN!
Favorite Drink: Frappuccino! Mmmmm...
Favorite Movie: Final Destination!
Favorite Color: Blue And Silver
Favorite Flowers: Uhm....Sunflower
Favorite Day Of The Week: Thursday...Cuz You Know That You're Weekend Is Almost HERE!
Favorite Ice Cream: Java Chip!
Favorite Store: Guitar Center OR Checker Auto!
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons!
Favorite Resturaunt: PERKINS!
Favorite Thing To Do With Opposite Sex: Seriously? I Love To Talk Just One On One...And Innocent Kissing :-)
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