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The Official Unofficial Homepage for the Soon-To-Be Official Homepage of

MASS TRANSIT

 
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Some day all will understand that the 'official'
website is just that...it's official.  So, don't be fooled
by the other official website's order for you to
not be fooled by other websites for Mass Transit.
That would simply be foolish.This is the Mass
Transit website for the masses.  Take head
Omaha, Mass Transit has landed on this city
like the Eagle on the Sea of Tranquility. 'One
small step for boredom...one giant leap
for public access'!!
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You too can be one of the lucky few that can view the Mass Transit players spouting their comical dogma via the internet.  Visit SingleReel and find out how.  Keep checking back at SingleReel; the Mass Transit collective is always keeping the world abreast of the best comedy sketches this side of Todelo.


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Still not sure when to catch Mass Transit.  Well, it seems those fine folks at Cox have thought of everything.  With this handy schedule, you can find out when Mass Transit will be aired...and other fine public access television shows. (However, on closer inspection...Cox needs to update their website)

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Saturday June 01, 2002

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