* we try to stay away from the enemy jabba (it doesn't always work)
*can't leave the house without eyeliner
*bitches get stitches
*you mess with us, you mess with Tayzer's body guards
*orgasmic is a key vocab word
*if you're stupid, we might mess with you just a little
*pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way.
*meds are friends(sometimes)
*Just do it, do it, do it do it do it now
*we're known to give random makeovers(strictly with nate-the mother fucking great)
*innocece is long gone
*cock erection cock
*jalapenos and sex - you wouldn't get it
*four necessities: sody, reeses, gum, and testosterone
*dancing is a must
*we find ourselves in the sketchiest situations
*do NOT follow crack addicts up blocked off roads in your Jetta
*cigarette smoke smells nice
*the less clothing, the better
*we collect homies and trailer park people
*music is like one giant orgasm
*HORNIFIED
*it's bath time!
*Walmart....no comment
*we can work ourselves out of any situation without a scratch