What do you mean there's no ice? I gotta drink this coffee hot?!-Clerks.
NAY:clowns, cliques, facades, french cruller donuts, bubble jackets, poseurs (the 'overdone'), grumpy old people, barbies, radio, creepy mexicans, catholisicm, CEO's, NAFTA, the US government, malls, anarchy, mosquito bites, Cleveland, insomnia, boy bands, new jersey, mullets, tan lines, ignorance, chick flicks, rappers who are all about the 'bling bling and big pimpin', saved by the bell, shag carpeting, annoying jehovah witnesses, beer commercials, summer school, teeny boppers, math, bad hygiene, obesity, cops who fine u $60 for doubling at the turnstile, fashion magazines, and craig kilborne
Farting makes people laugh even though it's not funny, sort of like Jay Leno =D
You refused to settle down until I told you a story and so I was forced to improvise in spite of my tiredness, something I am not good at doing. And so out of nowhere, I just said what came into my head and I told you the story of "Doggles."
"Doggles?" you asked."yes-Doggles-the dog who wore goggles."
And then you asked me what did Doggles do, and I couldn't think of anything else aside from the fact that he wore goggles.
You persisted and so I said to you, "Well, Doggles was supposed to have had a starring role in the Cat In The Hat series of books except.."
"Except what?" you asked."Except he had a drinking problem.", I replied.
"Just like Grandpa," you said pleased to be able to make a real life connection."I suppose so," I said.
Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe?
Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."- Dave Barry
The best way to memorize a landscape is to close your eyes for several seconds and then blink in reverse. That is, open your eyes just briefly, allowing those images before you to burn themselves onto your retina in an instant rather than with an extended gaze. I mention this because this is essentially the same principle that is in operation when one's world is illuminated by the nuclear flash.
i <3 system of a down's-"chop suey"
too much tv and noo sleep makes josephine leak brain fluid.
I'm a pezcore fraggle rocker
aim:krazyglu24
Disturbing
Brit Slang
mee?
male beauty
mumbojumbo
this button is for everyone who has been feeling down lately
I've realized that shoutouts are as useless as one-legged men having ass-kicking contests soo ive decided to abandon them (sorry cam, i hope you still rock those wacky tube socks though)! 'sup to everyone (u know who u are *wink wink*) and i adore you all *hugs*::tell your mom, tell your dad that were super rad {super rad super rad]}::
