I stepped in and made way through the crowd
Well there was bikers and beauties
But i had no clue it would be so loud
Yea you guessed it this is my first time
See i've never been the drinking kind
With me it's water with a touch of lime
I'm not sure what i'm really doing here
This place is really kind of scary
I might as well start so bartender give me a beer
Chorus
Tonights the night i'm gonna get drunk yes indeed
I might be funny or i might start to cry
Wonder what kind of drunk i'll be
No matter what one thing i know is true
Tonight i'll drink myself under the table
How i'll get home i've got no clue
End Chorus
I take a big drink and i cant stand the taste
Now i wonder what the big deal is about beer
I drink it down fast cause i'm not one to waste
Then order up another and say make it fast
After that one comes another i'm getting me a buzz
With the next one coming the bar keep says it's my last
This is only my 4th but i cant even sit up straight
People at the bar start to laugh at me
I just look at them and say straight is i'm not late
I'm not quite sure what that meant and neither are they
So i just smile at them and laugh like it's all a joke
Repeat Chorus
I somehow make it to the bathroom i'm still not sure how
Everything is spinning like i'm riding a comet
My vision is getting blurry
I'm pretty sure i'm gonna vomit
Someone help me find my zipper
Oh man i think my pants are wet
This night did'nt turn out how i had planned
I said i could handle alcohol i just lost that bet
Now i've fell out on the floor
There's nobody to help me up so i'll just crawl
I'm laying on my back stuck in the door
Repeat Chorus
I scream for help but nobody cares
Now i'm starting to see things
There's a 6 foot tall blue duck
I start to pass out but i mumble a couple words
Big blue duck i really dont give a....
