Trying the non-violence route...
Thinking toys are a nice way to bribe a kid, my parents bought me the wonderful See and Say for my first birthday, but look at that Angie trying to scoop out the goods. I guess she doesnt know about my gangland days.
Even More Bribing
After the See and Say broke, my parents decided to give me what I always wanted...a pony. Needless to say I think this was a cruel joke.
but...
I soon grew to love the horse. I was the two year old champion of the National Ugly Rocking Horse Championship of '81. Next!