Hollywood's Newest Oldest Action Hero.
Posted March 10, 2003
Great Band + Great Band = AudioShit.
Posted March 10, 2003
Whatever Happened To "Quit Being' A Pussy"?
Posted March 10, 2003
My Penis And Me: A Tragic Tale.
Posted February 6, 2003
Michael Jackson is officially bonkers.
Posted February 6, 2003
It's Good, Therefore It Sucks.
Posted January 16, 2003
Many Many Guys Name Their Dick. Many Many Guys Are Borderline Retarded.
Posted January 7, 2003
Yu Gi Oh Is For Dipshits, And It Makes My Wang Die.
Posted January 7, 2003
Good Charlotte owes me a rimjob.
Posted December 17, 2002
American TV Is Boring Shit.
Posted December 17, 2002
Why Can't I Ever Get Raped?
Posted December 16, 2002
MTV Cribs is such horseshit.
Posted December 15, 2002
Avril Lavigne Is The Cause of America's Problems
Posted December 9, 2002
Anti Nazi Patches Are For Idiots
Posted December 9, 2002
Wait, I'm the Asshole?
Posted December 5, 2002
Fifteen Things I'd Rather Shove Up My Ass Instead of Watching Total Request Live.
Posted December 3, 2002
Al Sharpton is the cause of racism.
Posted November 14, 2002
Kurt Cobain was a whiny bitch.
Posted November 14, 2002
Kill the Wiggers!
Posted November 14, 2002
Roughly People think that having a counter to keep track of your hits is stupid, egotistical, and pointless. The same amount of people can fuck themselves.