Some enjoyable quotes

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

-------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.

------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's

No wonder you always go home alone.

-----Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's

If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.

-------Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.

-------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

-------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

-------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

-------Men's restroom, Lynagh's

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