The Devotional!

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Be Thankful!
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: Got this in an email! Reminds me of My Buster!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 12:24 PM EST
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Thursday, 26 November 2009

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Mood:

a-ok
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 2:35 AM EST
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Wednesday, 25 November 2009

A Promise Kept!
Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: From The Mouth of Babes...LOL!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

A promise kept

The pastor was looking over the nativity crèche in front of the church, the day after Christmas when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing. He went outside and saw a little boy pulling a new red wagon. In the wagon was the baby Jesus.

He walked up to the boy and said, "Hi, there. Where did you get the

baby Jesus?" The boy answered honestly, "In the church."

"Why did you take him?" the pastor asked.

"Well," said the boy, "I prayed to the Lord Jesus and asked him

for a wagon for Christmas. I told Him that if He gave me one,

I'd take Him for a ride in it."

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 2:38 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 25 November 2009 3:06 AM EST
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Saturday, 21 November 2009

About Marriage,,,,,,
Now Playing: From The Mouth of Babes...LOL!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him,

"How many women can a man marry?"

Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

"Where did you come up with that answer?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up,

like the pastor said:

4 better, plus

4 worse, plus

4 richer, plus

4 poorer." = Sixteen

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 1:16 PM EST
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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Our Forthcoming Health Care Plan in the US!
Mood:

sharp
Now Playing: It's No laughing matter, but it doesn't matter if you laugh!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!
I have heard that our "New Health Care Plan" in the US will be likened to a "hospital gown".....You think you are covered...... /(._.)\

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 11:50 AM EST
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Colorectal Surgeon Song By Bowser and Blue
Mood:

happy
Now Playing: For those who turned Fifty this year!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

I laughed my rear-end over this one.......Have a good laugh and a blessed day to boot!......Tim

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 11:27 AM EST
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Wednesday, 4 November 2009

The Economy! (From an email I recieved)
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: It's No Laughing Matter, But it Doesn't Hurt If You Laugh!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

The Economy is so Bad!

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, call and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the ¼ ‘ouncer’.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The Guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 10:53 PM EST
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Wednesday, 28 October 2009

E...er....GreedHarmony.Com-The Skit Guys!
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: Visit The Skit Guys at YouTube!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 11:40 PM EDT
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Friday, 2 October 2009

A funny but good thought!
Mood:

caffeinated
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 2:09 AM EDT
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Thursday, 1 October 2009

While the master's away the dogs will play! ...LOL!
Mood:

happy
Now Playing: Looks like something my Buster would do behind my back! :)
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

These people were always finding water all over their pool deck and furniture, every time they came home, after being away for a few hours. They thought the neighbourhood kids were watching for them to leave, and using the pool. However, they could never catch them doing it. So, they set up their video cam and left. This is what they found out....

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 8:04 PM EDT
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Thursday, 10 September 2009

Little JohnThe Baptist!
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: Got this in an email...LOL!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!
Matt. 18:4-5 "Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. " Little John the Baptist Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, " Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 5:20 AM EDT
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Wednesday, 29 July 2009

There Might Just Be A Good Reason For Birth Control!
Mood:

surprised
Now Playing: There is a reason why I do not do social work again! ...LOL!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 7:48 PM EDT
Updated: Wednesday, 29 July 2009 7:49 PM EDT
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Kicked Him In The P.......LOL!
Mood:

a-ok
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 7:12 PM EDT
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Saturday, 25 July 2009

Buster turns two this month!
Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: Buster's Bra Extravaganza! This was Buster as a pup and I was trying to give up the bra he took of the tenants!
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 7:14 AM EDT
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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Today's motivational message!
Mood:

chatty
Now Playing: (Got this in an email from a friend!)
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Two of the greatest assets to have in life:

Wisdom and Patience !

My Step Father years ago used to say to me when I got upset over someone wronging me...."Tim never get in a piss-fight with a skunk!~....even if you win you will still be stinking!"...LOL!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 6:07 PM EDT
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