Get Your Haiku On

We are all so tall and thin

!ATTENTION!

You, neophyte, must follow this table exactly. OR ELSE!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, use words that
are found in the "Bad Words" column. NO! DON'T!!

Words to MEMORIZE, or DIE!
GOOD WORDS BAD WORDS STUPID WORDS
cockroach noodle numbnuts
bamboo lungs crankwad

You will be tempted to use words from the
"Bad Words" column, OH! feeble ones! Your test is to resist.
Resistance is freedom. Tests are to break you down.
Do you WANT to be punished?

 

Fill in the ________ Haiku
C'mon Give it a try!

Joe Walks into __________. (one syllable location)
Standing next to Joe is __________. (one syllable celebrity)
Joe _______ (plural one syllable action) on ________. (repeat celebrity)

 

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