Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them 

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear. 

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills 

Did you hear about the blonde

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Did you hear about the blonde

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

Did you hear about the blonde

She tripped on the cordless phone

Did you hear about the blonde

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

Did you hear about the blonde

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Did you hear about the blonde

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo

Did you hear about the blonde

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless   

Did you hear about the blonde

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

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