My diary entries:
May 31
I am absolutely exhausted today. It seems as though getting sleep in this town is virtually impossible! I just want to wake up happy and lively some day. Well, I'm hoping there will be some sort of medication they will conjure up, and it will cure all my problems. In the mean time, you'll have to listen to my whining. And right now, I can hear my co-worker gabbing to her "man" about something or other, and it's really distracting me from, well, doing nothing. Oh, I know, I am an evesdropper. But it's not like I can help it!! Hopefully tonight will cheer me up. I'm finally crawling out from beneath my rock and going to see a movie with friends. Yay me!!
June 1
I love sleeping in till noon! But I didn't get to do that today. Instead, I woke up at an ungodly hour to help a friend sell her junk on the computer. But luckily I was rewarded with an 8 layered chocolate cake-which of course I devoured within minutes. How naughty I am! I then went to a dinner party for a friend at a fancy shmancy Italian restaurant. It took me an hour and a half to find it! And of course there was no parking for miles. But, finally I made it an hour late to the dinner, and then feasted on steak and potatoes. Yummy. I was really embarassed for my friend though-her cleavage was hanging out of her dress, and her parents and their friends and teachers were present. Oops. Well, it made for interesting conversation.
June 2
Finally I get to sleep in until noon. Aaahhh..... I took the afternoon off to go on a shopping spree, and boy, did I shop! I spent almost $400 on crap at Urban Outfitters and Sephora. I bought the lovliest white wide brimmed hat-(think J-Lo.) I felt so glamorous, that I had to splurge on red lipstick. So there I was, trudging around Georgetown in a big white floppy hat, red lips, and black hollywood sunglasses! I'm sure I was a sight. Then I saw the cutest kitten. I was getting off the metro, and there was a man holding the tiniest white kitten, and the poor thing was scared and sort of howling, and I just wanted to scoop it up and take it home with me! I finished the evening with a divine strawberry shortcake, with the reddest strawberries you have ever seen. I'm sure I will end up weighing 500 lbs before the end of summer. Eergh.
June 3
Feeling horrible today. I just feel like I hate everyone and everything. Oh well. This new goddam intern came in today, and he obviously thinks he is the shit. Well, he's going to have to be put in his place. Humph! Maybe my grumpiness is due to my great diet: Reeces Cups, Chex Mix, Pasta, Popcorn, and Gummies. Wow, I'm a regular vending machine! Tomorrow will be a healthy day for me, I swear!
June 4
A horrible day today. I woke up with this very sad and lonely feeling in my gut, and could feel the depression creeping back. I dislike Tuesdays more than anything. So of course I was a grumpy bitch all day, and snapped at several co-workers, which I'm sure didn't look too good. I finally got home from work at 9:00pm, and a girl I barely knew invited me to go to drinks with her and her friend. So I went, and proceeded to get, well, a bit tipsy. Ok. I got blasted. And sick too, which is never fun, and I know it is horribly annoying to take care of Drunk Girl. So the rest of the evening was a blurry mess. Sigh...
June 5
Gagg. What a hangover. I woke up on the floor of a complete stranger's room still wearing the same clothing from the night before. I feel like a bug that has been ground into the pavement by a child. Oh shoot me!! I saw the girl again tonight, but she was acting very distant and so I though, hmmmm, I better not do that again, I really made her mad. That upsets me though, becuase I hate making people upset with me. Very distraught!
June 6
I feel better today, but still not my fabulous self yet. hehe. I went to work to see I had a message on my answering machine, and guess who called? Me! hahaha. I checked my message, and I must of thought I was calling a friend, but instead I called my office phone. The message went like this:"Hey, whatreya doin? Wereat Cap...Capitollll Lloungge..rrightnoww. (Garbled..) Comean joinuss. (Silence and laughing in the background then line goes dead)" Anyway, that was very strange indeed, and amusing, because I always wondered what I sounded like as a slobering drunk. Well, my prayers were answered. I barely ate any food today, and at dinner, I only had a really good coconut cake (my favorite), so I will probably get the Gout soon, I'm sure. Then I saw the girl again, and she poked me on the back and said hi, so maybe she isn't upset with me now.. I'm very confused.
June 7
I am being so bad this week! I took my co-worker to the airport yesterday to see her boyfriend, and that was a secret, cause the big boss was out of town (follow me?) So I was to say she was sick. Well, knowing this information, and with my co-worker being my boss and being gone, and her boss being gone too, and her boss's boss gone as well, I though, "well, my the hell do I have to go to work either?!" So I slept until lovely 1pm, and felt rested and awake for once, then shlept around like a crotchety old person in bathroom slippers and read magazines till my little blue eyes went blurry! What a nice afternoon! But then, to keep the suspicions low, I showed up to work the last two hours. Finally the weekend arrived and I went to a friend's graduation party-which reminded me how lucky I am to be out of fucking high school! We all stayed up until the wee hours chewing the fat about how high school was so restricting and how college is a growing experience, blah blah.. Nice really...
June 8
Oh Crap!! I think I have an addiction! To shopping of all things. Oh no, it couldn't be to something productive, like excersizing or reading, or maybe helping the poor, nope, it's to something that makes me poor! Anyway, I got up to go get a wonderful facial, and it felt like heaven! Except for the prodding at my skin part, but the rest was fantastic. I love to get pampered. If you couldn't tell already, I'm a big fan of the finer things and life, and usually go out of my way to get them. So anyway, my face felt nice and soft, and I was glowing of course. Then after a round of shopping with my friend, I had to drive her to the airport. And on this trip, I found the key to happiness. Yes, I discovered it, through a pamphlet! Haha. We were waiting at an intersection, and this woman came up to my car and practically threw this booklet at my friend. And it was about the "key to happiness". I know you all are dying to know what it is. Well, it's the Lord! No, not chocolate or diamonds or TV, hehe, it's in the Bible. Yeah, please. I hope I don't offend any religious fanatics, but the key to happiness is not through an invisible force we made up to make sense of the unknown. It's through ourselves, and cheesy as it is, nothing can make you happy but you. That's it. There's my daily lecture darlings.
June 9
Hmmm. Day Off.