FAT CHICK HIGH FIVE!!

Greetings our fellow fat chicks!

Welcome to our humble abode...

If you're like us ( us being Halie and Amanda), you're tired of hearing everyone put you down because you're not 'skinny' or 'thin' or because you're not 'model material'. We're here to put an end to it! Well, maybe not an end, but at least poke fun at it. After all, She who laughs at herself, laughs hardest. So we're putting together a collection of " You know you're a FAT CHICK when..." jokes. You can't escape them..and it's kinda funny how groups all share certain charecteristics, you know?

So sit back, enjoy, and feel free to send in any contributions, feedback, food, yada yada. ALSO - PLEASE LINK TO US!!

FAT CHICK HIGH 5!!

Halie and Amanda
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You Know You're A Fat Chick When....

• You sneak out of the house at 11:00 pm to go to the gas station next door for a Mountain Dew and chips.
• You buy pants bigger than your normal size and you still have a paunch over.
• You buy a swimsuit with a built in girdle.
• In elementary, when you had to do chin ups in PE, you just hung there on the bar.
• You try to make fat chick jokes with your mouth full of chocolate.
• After dinner, each time you go in the kitchen, you take a bite out of the leftovers.
• Your Freudian slips consist of food EX: If i only had 4.95 for CHICKEN and handeling.
• You buy 'RaVeR' pants to make you look proportional.
• You had to wear a bra in 3rd grade.
• When you pass a field of cows you think ' HEY! Family!'
• You look down and you don't see your toes.
• You sneeze and you can feel your ass jiggle.
• People ask you when your kid is due and you're not pregnant.
• You give your fat pet names, like 'fluffy' or 'thick'
• You see a beach ball and you think of how your kids will look...
• When you try on a shirt, you have to make sure your second breasts don't show.
• You pride yourself on being a fat chick.
• You eat with a tablespoon.
• You're best friend's father puts you on a diet.
• You think 140lbs looks anorexic.
• Even black does'nt make you look slim.
• You remember 3rd grade, when you weighed 85lbs and you were going to loose weight that summer.
• You have a shirt that says " Fat Chicks make the world go 'round. Literally!"
• Your rolemodels are Carnie Wilson and Mama Cass

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