Talking is just masturbating without the mess...I get tired...then when I get to bed, I cannot sleep..It's words not spoken that often say the most....Why must we constantly analyze...shouldn't we be happy with what we have in front of us instead of looking for things that may or may not be there?...You can be art when we melt and I will know what you are for....Y fronts are NOT sexy...especially not on old men....And when there's nothing left to die for....and all this our beauty is just decay....Born to kill....My back is itchy...someone hand me a back scratch?...My devil's on rollerskates down at the roller-rink picking up chicks for me.......Life's for the living so check me tommorrow....we'll see if I am kidding....I can't remember all the names...cause everyone you meet today is just so fucking vain....My puppy is adorable..if you saw him..you would be jealous...haha sucked in...Ahhrrmmm deyaaaaahd sexahhhh and yerrr kerrrrrrap.....git in mah bellaaah....Her voice turns me on.....Cute ones are usually gay......Define normal....What is the price to pay for happiness.....5 dolla sucki sucki?.....If I take you home..don't expect breakfast....or the cab fare..Procrastination is under-rated...I like to chew my nails...Life isn't fair...and it isn't what you make it..it's who you know.......We expect animals to be house-trained in a matter of days...yet have more patience when it comes to children wetting the bed...why are our expectations different? When I want your opinion....I'll give it to you....If headphones are for your head...what are dictaphones for? ....Who killed Laura Palmer? .....Can someone shoot all the bubblegum boy bands please? I'll pay good money for heads on a stick...Crying is not a weakness....Size DOES matter...Opinionated people are like prunes....enough to give you the shits...We live in a world where no longer can we say "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" ...these days it's like a lucky dip...heh...To see laughter in the eyes before it reaches your ears is a gift money cannot buy..and the feeling of elation to be the one to put it there..extraordinary...I bite..I draw blood...and I enjoy it...you know you would...Don't say you will..when you know damn well you won't..