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Well, well, Well, would you look at that, El Villano advances in his quest to bring even more honor and respect to the name that has been in his family for years. Honestly was there any doubt in any sane persons mind that i was gonna be facing off in one of the hart title qualifier matches at the PPV? Didn't think so, and not only did i survive the match, i dominated the match with ease, there truly was no competition in that match for me which means only one thing. There won't be any competition for me in my match at the ppv, what? Is Honkey Lighthouse going to turn into a good wrestler all of a sudden? I doubt that, the only thing that Honkey Lighthouse is ever going to accomplish is making people in the XWF laugh. Yeah, his promos are funny but that's not what i meant because the thing about Honkey that really makes me laugh is that he actually thinks he is a wrestler, not only that, he thinks hes a somebody in this industry? That makes me laugh every time i think about it because you see Honkey Lighthouse can call me a nobody all he wants but the fact of the matter is that in that ring he is not and will never be in the same league as me. Yeah i may have one match under my belt in the XWF but that really doesn't mean anything because while some people have only been training to do this for a few years, i have been training to do this my entire life. My entire life i have watched as my father and uncles took Lucha Libre to new heights, and i have trained with every fiber of my being because there was never any doubt in my mind what my calling in life would be. All the training and hard work has paid off because after looking over the tape of my first match in the XWF i can see it, i am an artist in that ring, no wasted motion, no half assed moves, no weapons, just pure wrestling ability at its finest. I didn't need the Villano Driver or Perfect Execution to win that match on massacre, i eliminated Paul Cashaw with a roll up then i turned around and eliminated Robert Royale with a bridged german suplex. That's as basic as it gets people, if i'm smacking these guys around with roll ups and german suplexes then just imagine whats going to happen to Honkey Lighthouse at the PPV when i start unleashing corkscrew planchas, tornado ddts, moonsaults, and anything else in my extensive arsenal. And trust me Honkey, its as extensive as it gets, my move list makes Dean Malenko's look small, who thinks that your gonna win this match? Nobody. Who thinks that you deserve a shot at the hart title? Nobody. What are you gonna be after i beat you? Still a nobody. *Our scene opens outside of the arena after Massacre has gone off of the air. Most of the wrestlers as well as most of the fans have all gone home except for a father and his two children who seem to be hell bent on catching a particular XWF star. Finally El Villano makes his way out of the arena with a gym bag draped over his shoulder. The children become gitty with excitement as the father approaches El Villano.* Father:Excuse me Mr.Villano we have been waiting out here all night and i was just wondering if you could sign an autograph and maybe take a picture with the kids El Villano:Of course *El Villano signs an autograph for each kid then poses for a picture with them.* Father:Thank you so much, the kids love you, this means a lot to them El Villano:Your very welcome *The camera follows as El Villano now makes his way over to his Camaro. He tosses his gym bag into the back seat then turns around and looks into the camera* El Villano:I love that, one match and i have somebody waiting after the show for my auutograph? That's a great feeling,some people say there is no greater compliment than having somebody truly enjoy your work. On the other hand however, i guess that means that their is no greater insult than having somebody disrespect your work. Now that brings me to Honkey Lighthouse, i see a lot of pain and anger within him and i know exactly why. Honkey Lighthouse was in the XWF before it closed and from what i understand he started out on a show with the lowest talent level which was called Impact? Now i dunno how long he stayed there and i dunno if he was ever able to elevate himself off of that show but what i do know is that Honkey Lighthouse has been in the XWF a lot longer than i have and not only did i get the same chance at the hart title he got but i outshined him and everyone else in that match. The simple fact that i'm the better wrestler and he knows it is eating away at Honkey Lighthouse which is exactly why he keeps going on and on about how i'm a nobody and refuses to even acknoledge the fact that i'm simply better than he could ever be. Honkey i truly do feel for you because you don't belong here, you don't belong in the same ring with me, you don't belong in the XWF, you don't even belong in this industry. Some people are made for this and some people aren't, it is my destiny to become a great in this industry, your destiny? A joke with a worse punchline than one of your promos. *With that El Villano hops into the car and drives away. End Promo* |
