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Ya know people always talk about how Mexicans jump the border, even our own people feed into this misconception that jumping the border earns your way into the United States. Admit it, as soon as you saw the title of this promo the first thing that came to mind was El Villano running from the border patrol to gain entrance into the United States. Well i'm sorry there will be no El Villano running from the border patrol and jumping the fence between Mexico and the United States. However you will get to see El Villano drive across the border with his head held high like a true Luchador as he comes one step closer to his first match in the XWF and one step closer to lifting the name of Villano to new heights in the wrestling industry. *Our scene opens with El Villano exiting a small gas station with a couple of bottles of water in his hands. He tosses the bottles of water into the passenger seat of his car, El Villano sticks the key in the ignition an the roar of the the 69 Camaro fills the air* 
*El Villano stomps on the gas squeeling tires from the parking lot of the gas station all the way to the road. Why? Like you wouldn't if you had a 1969 Camaro Z28. El Villano hauls ass down the road until he sees the border station and a long line of cars on the horizon. Villano slows his car down to obey the speed limit and pulls up to the end of the line. He reaches over and opens his glove box, Villano pulls out his license and US Passport and waits.......and waits......AND WAITS!!!! Finally El Villano is the first car in line and he pulls up to the five border patrol officers and rolls his window down. One officer approaches him and begins readins questions off of a clip board.* Officer #1:Name? El Villano:El Villano Officer #1:Occupation? El Villano:Wrestler Officer #1:Where are you from? El Villano:Tijuana, Mexico Officer #1:Last but not least, License and Passport Sir...... *The Officer looks up from the clip board at the masked El Villano and gets a cocky look on his face* Officer #1:Sir i'm gonna need you to take that mask of unless your wearing it in your license and passport which i highly doubt. *El Villano hands the officer his license with a smile. The officer can't believe his eyes when he looks at the passport and license and sees the masked El Villano starring back at him* Officer #1:Well i'll be damned *The Officer hands the passport and license back to El Villano* Officer #1:One more thing, were going to have to search your car. Do you have any kind of contraband in the car, fruits, vegetables, fireworks, etc. El Villano:Nope, just my two bottles of water. my clothes, and my wrestling gear. *The five police officers begin searching the car and everything goes smoothly.....UNTIL.....the get to the trunk. When one of the officers pops the trunk to the surprise ov everybody including El Villano, three mexicans jump out. All three of them make a run for the border and three of the officers give chase as the other two draw their guns on El Villano. El Villano quickly leaps into the air and grabs both officers by the head, one with his arms, and one with his feet. El Villano drives one of the officers heads into the pavement with a tornado ddt while sending the other one down hard with a Headscissors takedown. El Villano jumps up and hops into his car. He stops on the gas and smashes through the wooden gate going across the road........ARE YOU NUTS!!!!! Back to reality....El Villano hops back out of his car, pushses the button to raise the gate then hops back into his car and speeds off into the sunset. Like he would hurt his car, you must be crazy* Final Thoughts Damn losers tryin to get a free ride by grabbing onto my coat tails. Also i am a man of my word, i told you that this promo would not contain any footage of El Villano running from the border patrol then jumping the border. Instead it had footage of El Villano beating down the border patrol then simply driving across the border, big difference. As for my opponents, wasn't Honkey Lighthouse crushing a golf course with a spade or getting spade with a golf club? Either way simply put, this week i have NO COMPETTITON!!!! *End Promo* |
