| REVIEW #1 - Illinois Entertainer-March 2005 |
The Dynamos play crunchy, moderately catchy pop-influenced rock for the regular guy. Nothing too fancy or sophisticated, just straight-up, loud, and fun. Their four-song EP is a good listen and if it finds you, check out "KDA" and "Svetlana." This would be fun stuff to see at Cal's 400 Liquors after one too many beers. (Contact: thedynamos@hotmail.com.)
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| REVIEW #2 - Angry French-Canadian |
| Listen, fuckos, you cannot have the name "The Dynamos" because that is our band name. I downloaded your songs.... sorry.... shit. And we decided you aren't worthy of an otherwise rocking band name. Your singer is whiney and
your riffs are filter/moistesque which means in Canada they are the crappiest things since the flea circus. So we have decided you aren't gonna be "The Dynamos" anymore, you will be known as "The Fucko Mcgees" or "The Vaginamos" or "Mount Vaginamore". If you wish to challenge our comments, please meet us by following the directions: go shoot yourselves.
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| REVIEW #3 - The British Love The Dynamos Too! |
An email from thedynamos@hotmail.co.uk:
"this name is taken by a profession band so get your fuckin name change"
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| REVIEW #4 - Bigger than David Hasselhoff? |
An excerpt from an email received from Eddy in Germany, after he heard The Dynamos interviewed on Fearless Radio, the Molls Rawks Show:
Hey guys, that was so sweet of you for playing the song Dirty Love for
Nada and me. Thank you so much guys, you made us forever and gave our
Love a own song.
Thanks again that was so touching for us.
I really hope to hear from you soon, take care guys and god bless.
-- Etienne aka Eddy from germany
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| REVIEW #5 - The Neighbor |
| Guy Grace neighbor Dan H. painfully recounts his reaction to hearing the
dynamos song 'Fine Little
Hole' for the first time..."Man, that song is the heaviest thing I've heard
my whole life! (sings)
'I wear a tie to impress the dog'...those lyrics make me want to slit my
wrists!"
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| REVIEW #6 - Lt. Dan |
| Gary Sinise, star of CBS' CSI New York, and former Lt. Dan, heartily
recommends the dynamos in the
following review..."WOW!" (thanks to Jeremy Raskin for the parlayance)
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| REVIEW #7 - Dynamos Are For All Ages |
A January 2005 interview of Joe's 4 1/2 year-old nephew, Cyrus:
Q: Why do you like The Dynamos?
A: 'Cause the song is so loud and so long.
Q: Which song is your favorite?
A: The one that goes 'eh oh eh oh eh oh eh'
(in the sound of a guitar and to the tune of 'KDA')
Q: Why 'KDA'?
A: 'Cause it makes me happy.
Q: Who is your favorite member of the band?
A: Unky Joe!
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