| BAND MEMBER DATA SHEET | ||
| NAME: | Tim | |
| BIRTHDATE: | 26-Sep-75 | |
| BORN IN: | Parts Unknown | |
| HEIGHT: | 5' 11" | |
| WEIGHT: | 175 | |
| SHOE SIZE: | I don’t wear shoes | |
| INSTRUMENT: | Drums | |
| FAVORITE BANDS: | The Replacements, Rancid, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Black Crowes, AC/DC | |
| 5 ESSENTIAL NON-'GRUNGE' ALBUMS FROM THE 1990's: | Rancid -…And Out Come the Wolves, Weezer - Pinkerton, Urge Overkill - Saturation, The Black Crowes - The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion, U2 - Zooropa | |
| THE BEST THING I EVER WON: | The stretch pop bottles at the grade school fair. | |
| FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY: | At one point I thought I liked high school. However, looking back, I didn't care too much for it. Most of the people I came to know turned out to be assholes. | |
| DAILY POOP TIME: | 9am | |
| TURN ONS: | Doin' it. | |
| TURN OFFS: | Not doin' it. | |
| PERFECT DATE: | Drinkin' some beer then doin' it. | |
| I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT: | I like to watch home improvement shows. | |
| FAVORITE ROLLING STONE: | Keith | |
| I ASPIRE TO: | Make a really good pizza at home. You know, the kind that tastes like it was made in a resturant. I just can't get the sauce right. | |
| FAVORITE MOVIE(S): | This is Spinal Tap, Caddyshack | |
| REASON I STARTED DRUMMING: | It was somethin' to do besides play video games. And chicks don’t dig guys who play video games. | |
| IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD: | Go into plastics. It's all plastics these days. | |
| BEST ADVICE ANYONE EVER GAVE ME: | Always wear a clip-on tie. That way, if you're ever in a fight, it can't be used to your opponents advantage. | |